from britan in abit called dusebery alot of drugs 10 year old me mum why that person getting kidnapped 16 year old yo want some help with thqt i saw nothing
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poland
You live in a church and are terrified of any germans you meet.
You will probably steal my car if I come to visit
Good thing I live in my own asshole
You stole
Femboy
As a polish teen you probably drink a lot
You are from Poland
You kiss every Canadian that walks by
Recently got out of a death camp
Homophobic
You hate csgo but still play it. You enjoy some żubr. Everybody just thinks you're russian.
Ur extremely homophobic (based)
Mexico
Tequila tequila seinor.
90% of your male population is called Juan and 100% of them look alike
It takes Juan to know Juan!
HA only 80% is called Juan
I laughed why too much at that
Wey
No mames
tacos and gangs
Dos de maciza sin cebolla
Tacos
Norte o Sur?
Vamos a despilfarrar todos nuestros ahorros en una fiesta de XV años. (Soy mexicano)
California. No, I am not a flaming liberal. Yes, I do eat avocados.
Liberal
Joe bidongs america
Biben
from fortnite awesom
Biben in Fornie?!
You are either a surfer, rich, or were born there
Ah yes what a lovely COUNTRY
Pooland
Based poo eating
lmao poo
Québec
Discount French eh
Wall mart or wish type?
I’m so sorry
Tabarnak
Arizona.
The coldest temperature you’ve experienced is 30 degrees celsius
I live here too. It once snowed. Was nice. Had to wear socks with my flip flops
Wait wot?! I've never seen snow.
Whaaa?? Im south of Tucson, we do get snow
I'm from Phoenix, we never got snow.
You like YouTubers from Arizona and complain about heat alot
Germany
You like people with small moustaches and are passionate about strange looking crosses.
You hate when people say Austria and Germany are the same thing
Not at all, only when it's about one specific person, it suddenly becomes very important to differentiate *edit: typing difficult
You drink beer for breakfast and have no sense of humour
Likes bizarre porn and is rude
Something about an angry man with a tiny moustache. And Volkswagen. And beer.
No sense of humor
You guys are complainers with no sense of humor!
You guys have no humor
Texas
Sandy from SpongeBob used to live there
Dumb Texas!
Guns, cowboys, and more guns.
Of course you say Texas instead of the United States. Typical Texan.
The only real answer
Sexas
You value guns more then children
Conservative christian pro life pro gun
The answer is a gun, and if that don't work. Use more gun...
Spain
Everybody dances flamenco at all times
You are Mexican
Huh
Arriba España joder por fin encuentro a un Español
Arriba
portuga
I love football!christiano Rolando is our Jesus!
i dont like football
Yes you do stop lying
Messi is better than Ronaldo and you alredy know it
Ireland
fock uff
Bunch of drunk leprechauns!
You only live nearby soccer stadiums
Potato man who lives in a cave
CALIFORNIA
How do u balance being a vegan and a super fitness freak?
just crack
Liberal vegan surfer
from britan in abit called dusebery alot of drugs 10 year old me mum why that person getting kidnapped 16 year old yo want some help with thqt i saw nothing
bro died mid sentence 💀
💀
English died as well
Bri'ish. With the funny accent and the- Wait all I've seen from Britishland is good.
England
You have terrible teeth, drink Earl Grey Tea, and your secret service is compromised of men with funny hats.
I’m deeply insulted Yorkshire tea is far better then Earl Gray.
"oH iTs cHEWSday inIT?"
You are posh assholes
Oi mate I heard you brush your teeth with cheez?
You eat beans on toast
Ok pardon me old chap I simply must have my tea and crumpets or I go totally bonkers lad
Bosnia
No one know this country
:(
U r same as serbians yet for some reason they hate you
Immune to land mines from a young age
I am from Bosnia take me to America
HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER🚁🚁🚁 PAAAARA KOFER PARA KOFER
Australia
Australia is not real , is a myth made by nasa
You lose a war against emu
Upsidedown
You're great grandad who was shipped to settle in Australia was a rapist.
insects and unknown species
poland
The first word said by your babies is "kurwa"
That's also every cs player ever
Is afraid of volkswagon
You drink vodka
Femboy
Serbia
Excellent porn.
Linx dude.
Sauce?
Committed war crimes in Bosnia in the 90s
I was born in Alaska
Bear fucker
Hasn't seen the grass in 17 years
Make it 16
New Jersey
Off brand new york
Budget New Yorker
Sticky Italian with too much hair product.
10 Prendergast Street, South Dunedin, Dunedin 9012, New Zealand
New Zealand doesn’t exist
Look outside
Chicago
You are famous only because of Cole Bennett
This should be easy, Russia.
Beautiful ladies
You either hate putin or love him, no inbetween
V
vodka
u own Adidas clothing
Florida. Have fun
if Jurassic park was run by bath salt addicts
*Brazil*
You do a little bit of xenophobia and call people from other states drug traffickers/dealers
Shut up trafficker
There are two types of Brazilians: 1. Undercover cops with a gun 2. The Loser
In Brazil, we say: "Em todo baile funk, alguém é baleado."
Só nos melhores!
3 The one mother focker who can craft a shower with a bottle
You like drugs and homicide
One or another
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Ohio
New Zealand
How does it feel knowing if you're entire country disappeared from the face of the Earth literally no one would notice
It hurts but it's true...
Denmark.
Jesus Christ what happened to the cool viking times? Now you just have Greenland and a peninsula you almost had england for Christ sake
From the Philippines
America
canada
Oregon
[удалено]
Still is annoyed over the British and the French not helping in ww2
Italy
Spaghetti
mafia, pizza, Great porn
You guys literally riot over increases in wheat prices because you can't have pasta
Pennsylvania
Taiwan
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Syria
Netherlands
Switzerland (I dare you to more creative than just saying „cheese“)
Hungary (don't you dare ask me if I'm hungry)
Brazil
Sweden
Norway?
loves ikea
blond
Argentina
F...Fr*nce 🤮🤮
Baguette
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
[удалено]
You had all your stereotypes stolen by Bavaria
Chicago
Canada, eh 🍻
Mississippi
Seattle Washington