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LONGARM6086

poland


Spirited_Ad_2697

You live in a church and are terrified of any germans you meet.


CEOofWakanda_

You will probably steal my car if I come to visit


testedbeast551

Good thing I live in my own asshole


elyr1um

You stole


Scrungisbungus

Femboy


Domikemerald

As a polish teen you probably drink a lot


cookie_dough171

You are from Poland


gunner200717

You kiss every Canadian that walks by


[deleted]

Recently got out of a death camp


[deleted]

Homophobic


Creezmy

You hate csgo but still play it. You enjoy some żubr. Everybody just thinks you're russian.


JimLaheySunnyvale

Ur extremely homophobic (based)


Nosequeponer2000

Mexico


Jahred-1994

Tequila tequila seinor.


CEOofWakanda_

90% of your male population is called Juan and 100% of them look alike


Jahred-1994

It takes Juan to know Juan!


Nosequeponer2000

HA only 80% is called Juan


SnooDonkeys5834

I laughed why too much at that


FBI_8290

Wey


IlikeCactuses69

No mames


Consistent_Map8617

tacos and gangs


Dyssack

Dos de maciza sin cebolla


Consistent_Map8617

Tacos


Oziel_Azael

Norte o Sur?


DanielJC1227

Vamos a despilfarrar todos nuestros ahorros en una fiesta de XV años. (Soy mexicano)


BigButtsDoLie

California. No, I am not a flaming liberal. Yes, I do eat avocados.


Keira_Harrison_

Liberal


LakeofFire1994

Joe bidongs america


Keira_Harrison_

Biben


LakeofFire1994

from fortnite awesom


Keira_Harrison_

Biben in Fornie?!


[deleted]

You are either a surfer, rich, or were born there


wherebanaba

Ah yes what a lovely COUNTRY


gunthatkilledhitler

Pooland


1nc000

Based poo eating


Zendofrog

lmao poo


Lorddestroyer21

Québec


Spirited_Ad_2697

Discount French eh


Jahred-1994

Wall mart or wish type?


[deleted]

I’m so sorry


pookcityy

Tabarnak


Keira_Harrison_

Arizona.


Lorddestroyer21

The coldest temperature you’ve experienced is 30 degrees celsius


lateniteandy1970

I live here too. It once snowed. Was nice. Had to wear socks with my flip flops


Keira_Harrison_

Wait wot?! I've never seen snow.


lateniteandy1970

Whaaa?? Im south of Tucson, we do get snow


Keira_Harrison_

I'm from Phoenix, we never got snow.


[deleted]

You like YouTubers from Arizona and complain about heat alot


ExperienceMassive688

Germany


Spirited_Ad_2697

You like people with small moustaches and are passionate about strange looking crosses.


Lorddestroyer21

You hate when people say Austria and Germany are the same thing


D3r_Fuerst

Not at all, only when it's about one specific person, it suddenly becomes very important to differentiate *edit: typing difficult


CEOofWakanda_

You drink beer for breakfast and have no sense of humour


jsdaix

Likes bizarre porn and is rude


BigButtsDoLie

Something about an angry man with a tiny moustache. And Volkswagen. And beer.


georgecrete98

No sense of humor


Jahred-1994

You guys are complainers with no sense of humor!


KazuRyan12

You guys have no humor


josephjoestar1120

Texas


georgecrete98

Sandy from SpongeBob used to live there


shruggletuggle

Dumb Texas!


DoggoBind

Guns, cowboys, and more guns.


[deleted]

Of course you say Texas instead of the United States. Typical Texan.


Complaint-Efficient

The only real answer


1nc000

Sexas


CEOofWakanda_

You value guns more then children


[deleted]

Conservative christian pro life pro gun


ApLDapL

The answer is a gun, and if that don't work. Use more gun...


arcrcss

Spain


CEOofWakanda_

Everybody dances flamenco at all times


Wolfalpha_12

You are Mexican


Specialist_Mud3491

Huh


Venus-14

Arriba España joder por fin encuentro a un Español


arcrcss

Arriba


melon_juicer

portuga


Jahred-1994

I love football!christiano Rolando is our Jesus!


melon_juicer

i dont like football


pookcityy

Yes you do stop lying


Venus-14

Messi is better than Ronaldo and you alredy know it


Nnoofn

Ireland


Keira_Harrison_

fock uff


Jahred-1994

Bunch of drunk leprechauns!


CEOofWakanda_

You only live nearby soccer stadiums


Monke_with_tophat

Potato man who lives in a cave


Alarming_Tomatillo33

CALIFORNIA


Jahred-1994

How do u balance being a vegan and a super fitness freak?


CEOofWakanda_

just crack


[deleted]

Liberal vegan surfer


UwU_i_wan_die

from britan in abit called dusebery alot of drugs 10 year old me mum why that person getting kidnapped 16 year old yo want some help with thqt i saw nothing


1nc000

bro died mid sentence 💀


SnooDonkeys5834

💀


wherebanaba

English died as well


MsNobody22

Bri'ish. With the funny accent and the- Wait all I've seen from Britishland is good.


Spirited_Ad_2697

England


BigButtsDoLie

You have terrible teeth, drink Earl Grey Tea, and your secret service is compromised of men with funny hats.


Spirited_Ad_2697

I’m deeply insulted Yorkshire tea is far better then Earl Gray.


Yes_42069

"oH iTs cHEWSday inIT?"


CEOofWakanda_

You are posh assholes


Jahred-1994

Oi mate I heard you brush your teeth with cheez?


Lorddestroyer21

You eat beans on toast


Scrungisbungus

Ok pardon me old chap I simply must have my tea and crumpets or I go totally bonkers lad


Made_In_Heaven7

Bosnia


georgecrete98

No one know this country


Made_In_Heaven7

:(


New-Archer-9335

U r same as serbians yet for some reason they hate you


Kuzikuzi1

Immune to land mines from a young age


Gigasayisgay

I am from Bosnia take me to America


notaship

HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER🚁🚁🚁 PAAAARA KOFER PARA KOFER


calacorn31

Australia


georgecrete98

Australia is not real , is a myth made by nasa


ferquibulle

You lose a war against emu


Wolfalpha_12

Upsidedown


thehistoricalmadman

You're great grandad who was shipped to settle in Australia was a rapist.


Consistent_Map8617

insects and unknown species


Baambiczek

poland


CEOofWakanda_

The first word said by your babies is "kurwa"


elyr1um

That's also every cs player ever


the_combat_wombat05

Is afraid of volkswagon


Lorddestroyer21

You drink vodka


epicbarron

Femboy


cekuwastak3n

Serbia


Stabwank

Excellent porn.


Jahred-1994

Linx dude.


mr54memsofficial

Sauce?


mr54memsofficial

Committed war crimes in Bosnia in the 90s


Organ_Unionizer

I was born in Alaska


mr54memsofficial

Bear fucker


CHEESEninja200

Hasn't seen the grass in 17 years


Organ_Unionizer

Make it 16


ManagerOfMen

New Jersey


[deleted]

Off brand new york


[deleted]

Budget New Yorker


BraceThis

Sticky Italian with too much hair product.


DoggoBind

10 Prendergast Street, South Dunedin, Dunedin 9012, New Zealand


Kit-KatLasagna

New Zealand doesn’t exist


MiserableTeaching232

Look outside


mr54memsofficial

Chicago


georgecrete98

You are famous only because of Cole Bennett


DT-3278

This should be easy, Russia.


KazuRyan12

Beautiful ladies


[deleted]

You either hate putin or love him, no inbetween


Co_Dego

V


AranyaxJiraiya

vodka


comad8

u own Adidas clothing


Shutiro

Florida. Have fun


FreeIfUboofIT

if Jurassic park was run by bath salt addicts


Wolfalpha_12

*Brazil*


SnooDonkeys5834

You do a little bit of xenophobia and call people from other states drug traffickers/dealers


Wolfalpha_12

Shut up trafficker


CHEESEninja200

There are two types of Brazilians: 1. Undercover cops with a gun 2. The Loser


[deleted]

In Brazil, we say: "Em todo baile funk, alguém é baleado."


LoboDaFariaLima

Só nos melhores!


Wolfalpha_12

3 The one mother focker who can craft a shower with a bottle


[deleted]

You like drugs and homicide


Wolfalpha_12

One or another


MandyNoon

Você sempre relembra todas as pessoas na Internet que você é brasileiro, e dá um jeito de falar para os gringos que vc é brasileiro em qualquer oportunidade. Você também é o rei da gambiarra


[deleted]

liveleak.com


WearyNet3671

Ohio


the_combat_wombat05

New Zealand


HackMonkey17

How does it feel knowing if you're entire country disappeared from the face of the Earth literally no one would notice


the_combat_wombat05

It hurts but it's true...


hcv59

Denmark.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ what happened to the cool viking times? Now you just have Greenland and a peninsula you almost had england for Christ sake


TIKTOKSUX_08

From the Philippines


Yes_42069

America


grdashark

canada


Impressive-Package-4

Oregon


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gigasayisgay

Still is annoyed over the British and the French not helping in ww2


sevrajjj

Italy


Valuable_Garage_2397

Spaghetti


jsdaix

mafia, pizza, Great porn


HackMonkey17

You guys literally riot over increases in wheat prices because you can't have pasta


BigWhoop6

Pennsylvania


SpeedWasTaken

Taiwan


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[deleted]

Syria


NijiSennin

Netherlands


Exo_Pie

Switzerland (I dare you to more creative than just saying „cheese“)


red_x70reddit

Hungary (don't you dare ask me if I'm hungry)


[deleted]

Brazil


SpringDoges

Sweden


newthrowgoesaway

Norway?


Consistent_Map8617

loves ikea


1nc000

blond


anis6273

Argentina


Sooledad33

F...Fr*nce 🤮🤮


pookcityy

Baguette


Jiposaurus

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

[удалено]


DM_ME_YOUR_NUTSACK

You had all your stereotypes stolen by Bavaria


Abusiveboyfrien

Chicago


Aerospace3535

Canada, eh 🍻


-GI_BRO-

Mississippi


BillyBob_showbiz

Seattle Washington