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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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No sex before marriage
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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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lol
7&&$4
mf presses the number key
I tried to capitalize the b, I failed 😞
Bro N word first try HOW
Force of habit? 🤨
Lil oopsie ☺️
Bigget
😬
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🥖
Njvvxc
typing with the xbox 360 keyboard controller?
Bugger
Hitler
close enough
*Anime picture - no authority detected - demand irrelevant and ignored*
Cool 👍
👍
👍🏻
👍🏿 (sorry I shit my hands)
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
👍🏿 (i'm black)
👍🏻(im white)
👊(i am disabled white)
Bugged
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Literally animal farm
Black guy
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I have 8 thumbs and 2 middle fingers
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Into *her*? STFU sexist
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vutte
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Dick in my butt 🥺🥺🥺
Bhffey
Jitger
!9334
Niffer. You cannot trick me fool
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Jvger
biffer
WHOA I FUCKED UP WITH MY EYES OPEN
Racist slur describing a person of African descent
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nuuger
nohher
Bucvfh
Bicgel. Tf is bic gel? Do lighters run on gel now?
muscle memory i love you
Nogger
I got the n word
Bugger my first answer was the n word but i tried again
Shoulda gone with it
Bigfer
Baquette
Naujjvver
iccdf
Buffer with yourv is the evcooe r
Biffrt
Itfet
Bugheer
Buggwe
Buffer
Bihhrt
Hekwpk
Bjgger
Bugger
Shit, so close
Respectable individual of African descent
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Bugger
Bugger
Bjttr
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Holy shit I've never had such a hard question in my life. Umm i think id have to take the blindfold off.
Biggsr
Nugger
Vuudrt
Buhhty
Bugger
Bihher
Virfer
Vuxfdg
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Biggty
biggrt
Bigfer
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Well, almost... :'(
Bogger
Jgger
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God damnit
Bugger
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Buggwr
Biggdr
viggrt
Vighet
Bivgsd
Uggef
biggrt
Bogger