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NovaStorm93

> feeding the electric eels who else do you think charges them? the government? you gotta throw all of your technology in the ocean to let the eels grow big and strong


Neitherwater

Fuck those autozone assholes. They won’t even throw your used car batteries into the ocean if you give it to them.


Aozora404

They’re using them to raise their own army of electric eels they’re gonna use to rule the world


Xanderoga

It's a safe and legal thrill! The electric eels need recharging somehow...


BigZam_official

Me on my way to dump car batteries into the ocean (I want lagiacrus to evolve)


__Visegrad_

Me on my way to dump used motor oil into protected natural ponds in public parks (nobody lives nearby anyway so nobody will see)


mazdayasna

RIP under water fights. Abyssal Lagi was my favourite, I used to do it over and over


Onlyanidea1

I understood this reference. Lagiacrus was second only to Rathalos.


BigZam_official

He’s not coming to sunbreak 😭


plsdontstopmenow

Pleaseee let this be the beginning of these memes coming back they are my favorite!!


plsdontstopmenow

*slaps the ocean This bad boy can fit so many fucking batteries in it!! It’s free real estate


Disaster_External

Car batteries are worth money bro lol if they are big can be like $75.


Faloopa

You sound like one of those jerks at AutoZone trying to get your hands on our batteries! Listen: you will NEVER stop us from throwing our used car batteries into the ocean, [you hear me](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/throwing-car-batteries-into-the-ocean)? NEVER!


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ServetSoylu

Stop talking about your feelings just get over them you're strong man 💪🏻


Onlyanidea1

So much easier and quicker to steal than Catalytic converter. Worked for a dealership where we had to take certain things from each car we bought from auction or were sold without keys and only titles. I learned how to pop the hoods of almost every car we had in under a minute. Sometimes quicker if I just had to cut a cable.


cringy-username

you didn't show the people happily weeping over your selfless act


Malapple

I throw my batteries in the ocean to help it’s currents.


joeychile93

I see what you did thar


ragingxmarmoset

It’s a safe and legal thrill


omgitschriso

Recharge those eels. Not only is it a safe and legal thrill, it's good for sea life.


babagroovy

😂 😂


Nesnomes

electric eels do not live in the ocean get fucked


hammertime334

They do if i have anything to say about it


NovaStorm93

source?


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humblepieone

Trustme bro


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🤓


ServetSoylu

You also add more water to the ocean that car battery also has pure water in it ☺️


Nothalffast

He looks like he just walked out of the Golden Corral.


tinker-smith

You waddle to the ocean with old car batteries?


thatloudblondguy

kids be posting a gif of literally anyone traveling in any form and put an entirely unrelated short story on it


[deleted]

The way he waddles holy shit


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LeanBomb10

wait until he hears that these eels live in freshwater


w045

And the best part is that it is a safe and legal thrill to throw car batteries in the ocean.


l00koverthere1

He walks like a much fatter man.


Last-Difference-3311

Yup charges the electric eels and powers the gulf stream.


SouthernZorro

You're feeding batteries *in THIS ECONOMY*?


elmerfudd727

Wait you do that too


SelfInteresting7259

Love it when you’re waddle waddle for sure


Need2askDumbQs

Wow he really does walk like he is thee most important human being to ever live.


Pure-Tax7566

Fat boy


silverwastaken

I like this meme because of the proper use of a semicolon and parentheses. :)


Warbraid

I told this to one of my bosses once and he responded by saying im "recharging the ocean"


MicrowaveBurrito2568

Mf used a semicolon in a meme


Inaeipathy

charging them


Specki1709

Bet the electric sliding doors in NK are probably hand cranked....