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The best part of quora is that not only most replies are gonna believe this, but at least some of the answers are gonna be understanding and try to help the girl
I checked and one of them was trying to give advice on how to make the guy feel worse but then ended it with “do all that since it suits your personality type”
[Here’s a Link to the original question](https://www.quora.com/A-guy-asked-me-out-I-said-no-and-that-he-is-ugly-and-that-nobody-will-ever-date-him-He-got-a-girlfriend-and-Im-jealous-What-should-I-do)
This actually happened to me, I was into this girl and I was speaking to her alot, she always was invested in conversation and appreciated being around me. She friendzoned when i attempted to get closer to her but i respected her choice so we ended off as friends on good terms. But once i was getting closer and with another girl (now engaged), she got mad jealous, i didn’t distance her or anything she just couldn’t make up her mind. Couldn’t deal with the stress so i cut off ties with her.
I just think it’s women’s instinct to be praised, but once they don’t feel wanted, they will do alot to get it back. And they will never admit it nor be sincere about it. They just expect you to know without being told. But idk sometimes there are wildcards
I had a similar thing. I had a crush on this girl for years. I didn't pine over her. I'm not a simp. I shot my shot and got the same response as the guy in the post. I went and lived my life. Hung out with guys and girls, platonically, dated some people. Only when she found out I was living my best life did she come after me and then we scored. And then she got all cold because she thought she owned me. Then I moved on again. Because I'm not a simp and I saw her game. My brothers. Never pine after them. Never simp. Just live your best life. There's nothing on this earth a woman hates more then a man living his best life before and AFTER her.
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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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IT'S ME!!!
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I believe that the government wants to trick us, and all the women are actually very good programmed robots. But don't tell anyone. I don't want to cause a mass-panic.
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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The whole "women" theory is pretty much an assumption that they exist because they should, because most things in the world are binary or have some sort of counterpart at least, see electric and mgnetic charges for example. I don't know it sounds kinda stretched to me so I don't really buy it. I think it's an elaborate scam by the government to rob us of our money on the internet.
You have to follow a treacherous trail to meet the man touching grass cuz it's something not all redditors can do and it's turning off your pc, getting up from the gaming throne and undergoing a journey of getting some bitches.....
Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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What the fuck did I just do. So my ex n me haven’t spoken in two year, although I did wish her on her birthday two months ago. We live in the same building and whenever we cross each other we just exchange smiles and do the usual hi whatsup how r u and I walk away. Today was Holi (a festival where ppl dance and apply powdered color on each other) so I decided not to celebrate it in my building cause I knew she would be down so I went to my friend’s building and ten minutes later I saw her there. I was like oh fuck this is going to be a bad idea. Later we again exchanged a hi and then I went away. Later when the festival started she kept applying permanent color (last three days on the skin) on me and my friends. I told her don’t apply on my friends they will get pissed. She kept applying on me and I tackled her and applied color on her too. It felt good. Then she was like let’s go dance so we were dancing to Senorita from znmd and then we had a moment and she was like we are going to kiss and I was like yes and we kissed. It just felt amazing. Then we kissed again. After that I was going to my friends and she was like listen and then I turned back and kissed again. Then we kissed again😭😭. After all this my friends were dancing and I was sitting in the pool and she came and sat on top of me and we were having a very good conversation about our relationship and how we both didn’t date anybody after breaking up. We spoke about our problems, joked about them and then..yes u guessed it right. After this the cycle repeated and we had a beer and she handed me her phone and was like unblock yourself. She followed me and added me to her close friends. Later she was leaving we kissed once more and in my head I was like fuck do I love her, we should date. But then I told myself no, whatever this was I don’t know but no you are not breaking your heart again. I came back home and we both haven’t had any interaction apart from the fact she liked my story. I AM NOT IN LOVE. i am telling this to myself again and again because no, just no. I am happy being alone with myself. Or maybe I like her but I don’t want to go back to all that Edit: thanks for the response some of y’all and thanks for helping me. Other ppl: fuck u;) I am not here to prove anything and anyways I am quitting this sub
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Don't worry it's fake, just like every post in there
Edit: i just got sent to the shadow realm cause i said the truth. Do people in here even know how quora works? People get paid for each reply so fake posts like this are extremely common. I used that site and the amount of bullshit posts in there is damn high, and i found out why.
At least i beat my downvotes record
This poor mf got sent to the grave for understanding that quora pays by the amount of replies people get so they’re incentivized to make fake outlandish posts.
Reply to the edit: yes we know, and we don't care. Saying that it's fake is like saying "umm actually" to obvious satire. It has the same effect as explaining a joke, it ruins it.
“[Don’t worry it’s fake, just like every post in there](https://www.quora.com/A-guy-asked-me-out-I-said-no-and-that-he-is-ugly-and-that-nobody-will-ever-date-him-He-got-a-girlfriend-and-Im-jealous-What-should-I-do)” - 🤓
Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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no, women in general are not like this. Sure, some women might behave like this—and some men might too. Insecurity and shallowness are not confined to any gender
EDIT: Also this Quora post is just incel rage bait
No sex before marriage
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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Without having taken a shit for 7 days, and do it with a rusty box cutter. She can also lube the box cutter with possum smegma for that extra terrible person scent.
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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You fucking dumbass, I try to have a real conversation & your bot literally belittles anyone that mentions any keywords with low hanging fruit
that you think is funny I guess? Just ban me so I never see a post from this cumguzzling community again.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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I'm a man and I sell used panties online. I impersonate a girl with pictures from /r/gonewild. Horny redditors and other horny dudes hmu to buy used panties. I work out and go to work in womens panties. I even dry my balls with them when I sweat to really get the scent in there. I'll usually wear the same pair for two or three days. Sometimes I get skid marks on the ass tho so I have to clean just that part so they smell like genitals and not ass. Guys tell me all the time that my panties smell stronger and better than other girls they've bought from. I do it to pay for karate lessons I've been taking because I get picked on a lot. No shame.
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The best part of quora is that not only most replies are gonna believe this, but at least some of the answers are gonna be understanding and try to help the girl
I checked and one of them was trying to give advice on how to make the guy feel worse but then ended it with “do all that since it suits your personality type” [Here’s a Link to the original question](https://www.quora.com/A-guy-asked-me-out-I-said-no-and-that-he-is-ugly-and-that-nobody-will-ever-date-him-He-got-a-girlfriend-and-Im-jealous-What-should-I-do)
The question is fake not because there aren't women like this but rather because most of them don't have the courage to be sincere about it
It’s the internet. People admit things they wouldn’t tell a brother.
This actually happened to me, I was into this girl and I was speaking to her alot, she always was invested in conversation and appreciated being around me. She friendzoned when i attempted to get closer to her but i respected her choice so we ended off as friends on good terms. But once i was getting closer and with another girl (now engaged), she got mad jealous, i didn’t distance her or anything she just couldn’t make up her mind. Couldn’t deal with the stress so i cut off ties with her. I just think it’s women’s instinct to be praised, but once they don’t feel wanted, they will do alot to get it back. And they will never admit it nor be sincere about it. They just expect you to know without being told. But idk sometimes there are wildcards
I had a similar thing. I had a crush on this girl for years. I didn't pine over her. I'm not a simp. I shot my shot and got the same response as the guy in the post. I went and lived my life. Hung out with guys and girls, platonically, dated some people. Only when she found out I was living my best life did she come after me and then we scored. And then she got all cold because she thought she owned me. Then I moved on again. Because I'm not a simp and I saw her game. My brothers. Never pine after them. Never simp. Just live your best life. There's nothing on this earth a woman hates more then a man living his best life before and AFTER her.
Ouch.
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
In my experience top voted comments are no bullshit. The question is always outlandishly stupid tho
Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What the fuck
You guys on here always talk about women and how shit they are, but i have never seen one in my life?? Are you trolling? Are women even real?
Neither have i now that I think about it (my mom wasn't present)
That’s cause she was present at my house
Bazinga!
Ballsinga
Dude is Dr. Doofenschmirtz
So Zoro again got lost and reach quora
Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Both my parents failed to attend my birth
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine if automod responded to cues in it’s own messages
Make another bot that responds to all automoderator messages with a shit ton of cues and watch the chaos ensue
Imaginr a world without automod
Society would be so much better
It would create the longest wall of text the world has ever seen.
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I think they'll be added in the next major content update.
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HE FOUND OUT ERROR IN THE MATRIX! ERROR IN THE MATRIX!
G uy I n R eal L ife
I believe that the government wants to trick us, and all the women are actually very good programmed robots. But don't tell anyone. I don't want to cause a mass-panic.
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
if i showed you my tits would that change your mind? (i’m a dude btw)
Fragment of debris in your imagination. Take your meds properly friend. They don’t exist.
Do you have 2 dads or somethin'
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The whole "women" theory is pretty much an assumption that they exist because they should, because most things in the world are binary or have some sort of counterpart at least, see electric and mgnetic charges for example. I don't know it sounds kinda stretched to me so I don't really buy it. I think it's an elaborate scam by the government to rob us of our money on the internet.
Man touching grass will make them visible
Who is that man touching grass and where can i find him?
You have to follow a treacherous trail to meet the man touching grass cuz it's something not all redditors can do and it's turning off your pc, getting up from the gaming throne and undergoing a journey of getting some bitches.....
Do you even know what are you looking for tho?
Idfk
Look into the mirror, kitten 🥴🥴
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Automod dude wtf
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Just tell her to cope
Maybe mald too
Seeth, even
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What the fuck
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What the fuck did I just do. So my ex n me haven’t spoken in two year, although I did wish her on her birthday two months ago. We live in the same building and whenever we cross each other we just exchange smiles and do the usual hi whatsup how r u and I walk away. Today was Holi (a festival where ppl dance and apply powdered color on each other) so I decided not to celebrate it in my building cause I knew she would be down so I went to my friend’s building and ten minutes later I saw her there. I was like oh fuck this is going to be a bad idea. Later we again exchanged a hi and then I went away. Later when the festival started she kept applying permanent color (last three days on the skin) on me and my friends. I told her don’t apply on my friends they will get pissed. She kept applying on me and I tackled her and applied color on her too. It felt good. Then she was like let’s go dance so we were dancing to Senorita from znmd and then we had a moment and she was like we are going to kiss and I was like yes and we kissed. It just felt amazing. Then we kissed again. After that I was going to my friends and she was like listen and then I turned back and kissed again. Then we kissed again😭😭. After all this my friends were dancing and I was sitting in the pool and she came and sat on top of me and we were having a very good conversation about our relationship and how we both didn’t date anybody after breaking up. We spoke about our problems, joked about them and then..yes u guessed it right. After this the cycle repeated and we had a beer and she handed me her phone and was like unblock yourself. She followed me and added me to her close friends. Later she was leaving we kissed once more and in my head I was like fuck do I love her, we should date. But then I told myself no, whatever this was I don’t know but no you are not breaking your heart again. I came back home and we both haven’t had any interaction apart from the fact she liked my story. I AM NOT IN LOVE. i am telling this to myself again and again because no, just no. I am happy being alone with myself. Or maybe I like her but I don’t want to go back to all that Edit: thanks for the response some of y’all and thanks for helping me. Other ppl: fuck u;) I am not here to prove anything and anyways I am quitting this sub *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
babe wake up new automod response just dropped
##MAYBE, JUST, LIKE, DONT BE A CUNT NEXT TIME?
Don't worry it's fake, just like every post in there Edit: i just got sent to the shadow realm cause i said the truth. Do people in here even know how quora works? People get paid for each reply so fake posts like this are extremely common. I used that site and the amount of bullshit posts in there is damn high, and i found out why. At least i beat my downvotes record
"Don't worry it's fake, just like every post in here" - 🤓
""Don't worry it's fake, just like every post in here" - 🤓" - 🤓
"""Don't worry it's fake, just like every post in here" - 🤓" - 🤓" - 🤓
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"Don't worry, be happy" - Bobby McFerrin
“Don’t worry, just refrain from reaching out to boob. Virginity is cool. Stay pure 👊🏿” (my hand has touched too much cocoa powder)
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I fisted an ebola patient 👊🏿
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Morb/ius
“Worry it’s fake like here just don’t in post -🤓”
This poor mf got sent to the grave for understanding that quora pays by the amount of replies people get so they’re incentivized to make fake outlandish posts.
Fr tho
Realer than 4chan
Just because it's fake doesn't mean it doesn't happen in real life, but yeah idk why you got downvoted there.
Reply to the edit: yes we know, and we don't care. Saying that it's fake is like saying "umm actually" to obvious satire. It has the same effect as explaining a joke, it ruins it.
“[Don’t worry it’s fake, just like every post in there](https://www.quora.com/A-guy-asked-me-out-I-said-no-and-that-he-is-ugly-and-that-nobody-will-ever-date-him-He-got-a-girlfriend-and-Im-jealous-What-should-I-do)” - 🤓
Your lies fall on deaf ears deciever
Wtf are these quora posts
Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
are women really like this or is this a joke?asking for a fren
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no, women in general are not like this. Sure, some women might behave like this—and some men might too. Insecurity and shallowness are not confined to any gender EDIT: Also this Quora post is just incel rage bait
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Amazing. Every word you just said was wrong. Women aren’t real.
9/10 questions online from women are posted by men pretending to be women.
Some people, of any gender, are really like this. Many are not.
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Apply the neosporin to where it burns
Zoro got lost in the pfp...
W pfp on Quora OP
Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The problem with these is that we’ve all met ladies who really act like this. So whether it’s a joke or not. Women ☕️
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
does anybody have a link to the original question
https://www.quora.com/A-guy-asked-me-out-I-said-no-and-that-he-is-ugly-and-that-nobody-will-ever-date-him-He-got-a-girlfriend-and-Im-jealous-What-should-I-do
Chad
The answers are all golden
one more golden bar is coming to the pile
I’m guessing this is satire
You should go fuck yourself
Without having taken a shit for 7 days, and do it with a rusty box cutter. She can also lube the box cutter with possum smegma for that extra terrible person scent.
Quora Moment
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Where did the original copypasta come from....for research purposes
You fucking dumbass, I try to have a real conversation & your bot literally belittles anyone that mentions any keywords with low hanging fruit that you think is funny I guess? Just ban me so I never see a post from this cumguzzling community again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
bro you actually have a quora account
This cannot be real 💀
Go bobbing for apples in a vat full of boiling oil
yoo he got himself a true one, do we even call his girlfriend "women ☕" now?
No, she has gone from "women ☕️" to "woman 😎"
stay in the streets you belong there
Women ☕️
Women ☕️
Women ☕️
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Woman ☕️
women☕️
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You know it's fake because the movie plan to make the love interest jealous actually worked
Stop falling for this bait, will you?
one word: satire
What are you satirizing?
Satirizing the fact that people actually believe that women act like this and that it's a common ocurrence
Grow up.
I refuse
No not you I meant whoever fucking wrote that on Quora
...
Step 1: Get murdered
you should take the advice of the man with the lightning
True true! That black man with the lightning raises a good point!
Die
Aight
so...when will you?
3:20am tomorrow
Rope yourself
Done, next step?
Post it to your onlyfans.
No
I'm a man and I sell used panties online. I impersonate a girl with pictures from /r/gonewild. Horny redditors and other horny dudes hmu to buy used panties. I work out and go to work in womens panties. I even dry my balls with them when I sweat to really get the scent in there. I'll usually wear the same pair for two or three days. Sometimes I get skid marks on the ass tho so I have to clean just that part so they smell like genitals and not ass. Guys tell me all the time that my panties smell stronger and better than other girls they've bought from. I do it to pay for karate lessons I've been taking because I get picked on a lot. No shame. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Women ☕️
"what should I do" stop being an awful person.
Mmm yummy bait
You fuck his dad, clearly
go fuck yourself and cry by your pussy
Do a Kurt cobain
It is so funny how when someone starts dating, they are immediately seen as more desirable
I hate people who post about how shit women are. Bro have you even spoken to one.
Answer: she should burn his house down.