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ToxZec

he gives her head a pillow to land on before he tackles her to the ground


Cookie_Crush

yeah exactly insane prep to prevent harm man looked like pro. Dont know if it was intentional or not.


Bipchoo

Probably was because the flick (idk the name in english) he used to knock her down isnt really easy to preform, the average joe wouldnt be able to at least


Metal__Steve

Who is this average Joe?


7Sale7

Joe ligma


Metal__Steve

Ah crapbaskets


Impossible_Common_44

Ligma BALLS


TalkierSnail016

wdym is isnt easy to preform? i used to do it my brother all the time, before he got permanent brain damage.


DontReadUsernames

That’s called sweeping the legs


IrregularrAF

pretty sure he threw a backpack at her and that was probably to disorient her more than protect her. she's clearly dazed from the fall either way, so it ain't cushion shit.


leavemefuckingalone

yeah that was hella smooth


Greasyjoey

Why was she using the hammer like a spastic no wonder the window didn’t break


Matzep71

The secret is to use a spark plug, that window wouldn't have stand a chance


CremeOne4526

the secret is to use the back of the hammer


patudi

The secret is to use my massive cock


TheFinalGibbon

The secret is to use Brazil


5kyknight999

why does a spark plug break a window so easily??


Flametekk

spark plugs are made of aluminum oxide ceramic (aka porcelain) which is concentrated in a small spot on the plug.


astardB

Its really anything with a small surface area to increase pressure. Look at the emergency window hammers you get on trains and busses. They go to a point.


5kyknight999

ok, cool beans


somni_man

You have to break the spark plug first, then take a big piece of the shattered porcelain and chuck it. Or just use a center punch


[deleted]

That’s why window busters on the bottom pocket knives work. It’s a small point and when you slam it into shit all the energy is on that small point.


zippazappazinga

learned that from Telltale's The Walking Dead


Tufhd

The secret is to run the car into a building...usually does the trick to get the window open


JUANjulio69420

What was even the context? Why did she do it in the first place?


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00LiU000

Honestly wtf do people even think theyll achieve through doing that? theyre obviously gonna have to pay the damage


mybreakfastiscold

If she was coming down off a meth binge and remembered her ex from 4 years ago had a car that looked just like that (but really looked nothing like that), having to pay for the damages probably never crossed her mind


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. mybreakfastiscold *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Chocookiez

Women.


Wvaliant

Ayo that leg sweep was clean goddamn


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Major-Performer141

What the fuck is lean? And what does it have to do with shiposting


DEEEPFREEZE

Excuse me what the fuck?


Phaverr

Splean


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ianbrow1

Damn she had a knife too?? This guy's the main character and we simply exist in his world.


[deleted]

This man gave her a damn landing pad before he swept the leg, what a pro


Neighbour-Vadim

He is a coo I think, trained for this. But yea, it was real smooth.


EdenSteden22

He is quite coo


Specialist-Oven1270

He took sweep the leg,no mercy to a whole new lever ...anyway o7


NekoBluRay

Cobra Kai never dies


eyedpee

Strike first, strike hard!


TheLampPostDealer

Women... ☕


suffering_addict

Women... ☕


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Women...☕️


Serbay55

>Women... ☕ Women... ☕


Worried_Trade_8599

Women☕️


darijan12

Women☕


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Bradstreet1

Bots 🔋


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Jazzlike_Tomorrow493

Lol, the way she fell🎃


RockyEpic

A true American hero😎😎


qrani

Bro you can literally hear them speaking Fr\*nch 💀


TossedDolly

Must be baton rouge


xXReverbXx

or nawlins


Lost_TheThird

so that means that you understand fr\*nch


FlixMage

You don’t have to understand a language to be able to know what it is


qrani

Yeah I have no clue what he said but based on the sounds he spoke I know it's Fr\*nch


AraAraDIOBRANDOchan

WHY CENSOR THE FRENCH LMAOOO


marcobsidian02

Welcome to the internet


Scherzkeks_HD

*fr🤮nch


RockyEpic

Because fr🤮nch is goofy ahh


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Mmmurica


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Cheemo83

That was smooth.


Boopthepiggysnoot69

Looked like a cod takedown


Cuntly_Fuckface

Is that a mark 1 vw golf? If so she deserves much more


Visual-Pop-2900

She chose the wrong day, he woke up wanting to beat up someone. Its good he intervened tho


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Who got arrested afterwords?


JonMyDude

🗿


WerDaIsst

Nobody because the phone is at 14%


LolableLeo8

I feel so satisfied rn


LongAndrew06

Woman ☕


ChalkyKacki29

Amber h*rd 🧐🤕


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am i the only one who fantasies about amber pooping in my bed? we love you amber ever since i heard that our queen poops the bed it's all i can think about. j*hnny was so lucky to have a woman like her... too bad he turned out to be a sexist abusive incel and completely destroyed any chances of that ever happening to him again edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ZeroRacerPacer

Among us sound at 0:17


Walrus_Morj

This improvised pillow was performed so smoothly like dude is some space soldier with 20 years of experience


banflimflam

dude was like : YEET \*swipe\* \*drag\*


[deleted]

that was TUFF god damn


comicallylargeboy

That's on some b4tman type shit


[deleted]

Damn, swift takedown


Keeganthefennec_fox

Women...☕


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Laspheryys

🗿


minergamer65

🗿


Four_Shadowing

🗿


Upbeat_Acanthaceae25

I would have kicked her after that


daredevilanshuman

A true hero


YoYolons

damn, nice low kick


TossedDolly

Unlucky for her that hacker found time to get away from the computer.


[deleted]

Dude got the combo in


ekmekarasitoast

Get rekt dumbass


IHitLilSally

“And then a hero comes along”


B1BattledroidOOM-

Looks like this isn't his first time.


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Oh shit this guy knows how to beat someone without actually hurting said person too much. I guess he is a pro


zippazappazinga

Chad 😎 Women ☕


REKlTO

my dude molly whooped her 💀


City-scraper

women


Goooofffffyyyy

True American hero


Gh0stMask

Normal day in Berlin...


someone_forgot_me

this is satisfying to watch


[deleted]

There goes my hero watch him as he goes


narkit

Love this but I am not even sorry for the guy that owns the car but for the mechanic that's gotta repair that shit. Trust me it's a pain in the ass


ARandomGuyThe3

Did the guy who own that car fuck your girlfriend or smthing?


Exystenc

What is the context lol


obamapyramid132

Women are evolving. That must mean something. Someone leaked the secret dna sample, and I know who did it. Jeremy, you little fuck!


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. obamapyramid132 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Marcu_lol

I think this man is me in my pst life.im just like him


LoftySmalls

Violence is never the answer.


feicash

Wh-


Professional-Yak1239

That backpack + Low Kick combo was smooth like butter


Serbay55

CHAD


Lost_TheThird

why did the sound of the hammer hitting the car and the other of bro throwing his backpack at her sync together? 😭😭😭


seaofjade

Yo that’s a legendary takedown technique…


IGuessImBackHereAga

"Wait, she was trying to break in?"


papa_ceausescu

He was a hero like Andre the big black cock \o


No-Hair-3544

Was it his car??


[deleted]

Sweep the leg….


Darthnosam1

Shes lucky the bag acted as a pillow keeping her head from hitting the pavement


[deleted]

That was smooth af ngl


CloudMacGrath

Judo is the official combat sport of France, so don't be surprised that dude has great trips and ground control.


Marcu_lol

🫡


Hamburgerwithcoke

Hero


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ALOHA_REX

damn. takedown


Brand0n_C

Such a smooth takedown


bathsaltsforbrekfast

Did she just get Cobra Kaied? SWEEP THE LEG!


xDarkyx114

Bruh used projectile into hellsweep and finished her off with chain grabs. Nicu combo


EpicDiscordGamer

🫡


Opposite_Weird_4041

This is what happens when you date them.


zivlynsbane

The tactical bag throw to save her head from smashing on the ground.


Illusory_Wells

Am I bad for thinking what he did was a good thing?


Bas1cScr0ll1ng

Play dumb games get dumb rewards People just don't seem to get better


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JimLaheySunnyvale

I don’t give a fuck if you’re a man, woman, or child. If you vandalize my car I will kick the shit out of you. Equal rights, equal fights


spydorz

There goes my hero


CaptainDiamondDragon

This dude really said “⬇️➡️Y, ↘️B, ⬇️X+A, ⬅️⬅️,⬅️⬅️, ↙️B, ⬇️Y, ⬅️X”


Ok_Carry_7645

o7