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Akkavir

Your post was removed because it was a god awful post. God awful posts are: blatant karmawhoring, repost chains, AMA, comment this and any comment baiting posts.


UjhSkyler

This guy is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol I think he is just a big guy lol lol


Soogbad

Schlatt moment


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Nephilus72

Mom


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Twixlawl

Most sane reddit user


Ahyesnt

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Erewhon1984

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mr_GlitchOG

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hdu1

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dord56

🧀


Erewhon1984

Cheese🗿🧀


GazoogalaThe5

Agreeememt 🧀👍🗿


Erewhon1984

Peace🧀👍🏿🗿


hazzyattorney84

All hail cheese


Enderlytra

This guy is just a big fan of red green green orange green green red green green orange green green red green green orange please and green or you can get it in the back of the house lol lol you can get it in your house if you want it lol lol i lol lol you can get it in the back of the house lol lol you can get it in the back rooms like that lol lol i lol lol you can get it in the back rooms like that lol lol i lol lol you can get it in the back rooms like that lol lol i lol lol you can get it in the back rooms like that lol lol i lol lol you can get it in the back rooms like that lol lol i lol lol you can get it in the back rooms like that lol lol i lol chicken nuggets


slutty_boy_love

This guy is very important to the Congress


Jecktheman2

No way they’re important They all look like Palpatine


[deleted]

This guy... (I have no autofill ☠️)


DanishMoose1984

This guy commited vehicular manslaughter


N26_real

chad moment 🗿


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MattHuntDaug

This guy is a little bit of a riot from the goonies and I was like ah I was thinking of you and the boys are doing well and I was thinking of you.


TelevisionAdditional

I’m also thinking about you😏😫😩


[deleted]

Aww that's quite nice tbh, hope your life's going well bro


MattHuntDaug

Just missing her and the boys is all..


Broad-Most6169

this guy is a fundamental and ubiquitous feature of reality and is not shaped by personal experience and the point of view of the beholder is to be true simply because people generally agree upon them.


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Cultural_Light2421

This guy is coming to the Internet I am not sure


SparrowBwoi2

Well can you confirm if he is?


Eldr1tchB1rd

He said he is not sure so we just have to wait and see about the guy's intentions


BananaFake84

This guy is a great 🗿


JuanManuelBaquero

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VOGEL_HD

This guy und das Update der Software ist nicht mehr aktuell verfügbar


1-Banane

Kommt böse


the-beissmark

This guy has been working on the beans and the chicken nuggets are everywhere


[deleted]

This guy is a good guy and I think he is a good guy


YakElectronic1619

That how mine start too This guy is a good guy and I love you less and less than you want to go to my house in 2 weeks time


MackSharky

This guy fucks


ASubwayFootlong

This guy is actually a great man and a 6AM guy is a russia war against the people who need to know that was a chain reaction of his life since he is a russia president


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Darksey81

This Guy is a good guy and I think he is a good guy and I am very proud of him for making him feel like a good guy and a great guy to work with and he is a great guy and I am very proud of him for making him feel like a good friend and a great guy to work with and he loves to play with randoms or solos and I have a great experience with him and his team is very good and I am very proud of him for the great experience of his life and his life is very important to me.


ComprehensiveSmell40

One hell of a guy


0MadXV

This guy was a joke he didn't even think he did that he didn't know he didn't have a bad attitude lol


wokoloiey

This guy is in the juice


peaceout200

This guy is a good guy and I think he calmed down to the point of a target that is a good idea to take a look at his house and he is known because he was an Italian politician and journalist who was in the middle of the day for a few years


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Inferno_tr5

This guy I was just a bit rusty in


Victory_Pesplayer

This guy has been trying to find the right player for you


galaxytijn

This guy is in the other one is a blessing to me and I will be there in about it and I will be home in about an infinite amount of time


verygenericidiot

This guy was a bit of a recent document received this email was sent to the other hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand and the same vein as checo but he's not the same vein as checo


Weaponn02

In hand


Joseph_Stalin_5527

This guy is eating beans


steliosplaysmc

this guy is a black guy who wants a white car to go to a store for the parking lot


Chocoa_the_Bunny

This guy has been trying for me for years and he is very much looking for help.


ewpx

This guy has a great idea and is so excited for him and his teammates and he is so


aldinthefallenstar

this guy was a little guy in my room he had to go get to the house he got me up and i and i just told him i and i would love it


Saygisiz_Adam

This guy is just a big guy and he ain’t got a clue


One_Language_8259

This guy has been a great guy.


Catador_de_culos

This guy sucks


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Catador_de_culos

Why do i find this unironically interesting


BigVipe72

This guy has a great day today and he is going well and I hope he has to work


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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ADogOnReddit

this guy is a good guy and I think he is a good guy.


Historical_Case7017

This guy was like oh no I didn’t want him in my car so he just went to the gym lol I was like a dude I got him to be around me lol He he is so funny lol lol oh yeah that’s good what did I do I got a damn job I was just like that lol I just saw it lol I just saw this one lol I was like what happened and you didn’t say it lol I was just like that lol lol oh yeah that’s okay lol I got a new book and it looks good


Benguin237

This guy has been released into the North American Forests


Childlikesaiyan

This guy has a bunch of others in my neighborhood and I don't want too many people in my life.


BIG-CHUNGZ

This man has to die die in life


[deleted]

This guy has explained handicap to me and that he looks like a good civilian


Eidolon__

This guy has a good idea and I will be there for a few hours lol.


FlaminAsian-

This guy has to do something with the other people


Owr-Kernow

This guy was the most popular and a great player for his team


[deleted]

This guy was not the first to admit it, but I think that the government is not a good idea


hazzyattorney84

This guy in the snow becouse my shoe had fallen of the broken god.


Cabra117

“This guy is copying me on the internet” “This guy is very nice and very well made” “This guy said that he was going to do a job”


Star_EO_Star

this guy Source Automod Morbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden bitchOK, you guys know the words, but can you make a story with it ? Dear Automod, I once saw someone taking a shit and drinking cum mixed with lean, so based, I decided to do the same thing but I added some new things: watching sussy baka among us doing sex with fnaf and selling nft of hog rida and no bitches to your mom who's a femboy furry, since literally 1984, and she's not a female nor a women btw, the putin copypasta is tho, dream from china said it, he's a trustable source, he got 9999999 social credits and nsfw porn of France and Taiwan holding hands with their fingers in the bedroom while typing titans emojis. Stfu Source Automod Morbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden bitch hilarious maskMorbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden Bitch Moyai Sex grass professional nft screenshoter


sebet_123

Thank you all for the entertainment. 🏅 For you all


360gamerxbox

this guy fucked your mom at 3 am 2015


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SparrowBwoi2

This guy has been in a different story and the other day I was in a different story and a different story and a different story and a different story and a different story and a different story


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ApprehensiveAd6476

Ok. This guy has a lot of the time I get home from work at the speed of the sound of the slowest stick in the morning and I can get you a subreddit dedicated to the one in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place in the first place


Paulosauruz

This guy is a little hard to find it hard 😜


[deleted]

this guy is a real man and he is a real person and he is the best person


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GAMMA_BOTOFWHISKY

This guy's name is not available on this device.


-Scheme-

This guy is a good guy and I love him so much


Joe_Raiden_6754

This guy is a bit of a certain ethnicity.


AdministrativeBelt28

This guy was a very cool man he had to get his stuff back to the wall he got kicked off and he started crying


Ultimat6

This guy is the price for the family.


Tasty-Ad-5128

this guy is just like the man who knows how to park in august and then go back home


Are-you-ok-yes-i-am

This guy has to do it for me so he doesn’t know how much it will cost to be able and he is going on the road to get it


Superruub61

This guy is in your house


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ROBUXXUBOR

This guy was like a guy who was like a man


Turbo_Mew

This guy is a certified check


[deleted]

This guy has been acting like a racist racist guy


TheSalmoneer

This guy is just standing there and he’s not going away


MolotovBacon

This guy looks so like 👍


[deleted]

This guy’s a little bit of green and I think it’s just a good thing


Gamer_AdventureYT

this guy isn’t canon or is that his name is wrong with it


CutiePanzer03

This guy has to do the same thing with my mom is doing well my perfect for me too much to me is the minimum realism needed for this position is it okay to send the video here I have a good time for you too and ever and you have any warning this email is the same thing as soon and go over 18 and I am sorry to bother to go home now so good madame je vous prie d'agréer Monsieur le Maire je vous prie d'agréer Monsieur le Maire je t'aime moi aussi a milan AC on a pas bien


FranceIsACoolCountry

This guy est en vrai je pense que je suis pas trop content que je vais me faire manger une salade et un autre qui a mangé du pain


godofchickennuggets

This guy is a little bit of a lot of people in the world and I don't know what to do with the kids. The kids?!?


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Here we go again. This guy in the thumbnail looks exactly like me. 😳


TheTopNotchOne

This guy duty


FetusDeletus_E

This guy is a guy


Tadano-kunn

This guy is the best


TKobe28

This guy has been trying his hardest not THAT I can do for the next couple weeks but he ate a bit more of his time and he was stupid and he writting a bit on his own bed last time and he said he is fine with it but it seems like he ate a lot more.


ZarosRunescape

This guy is an idiot lol he just said that I don’t want him playing in my car


[deleted]

This guy was a great grandfather but he didn’t get to see a lot of the other things that happened in his room so he did not even know what he had in church


circa1939

This guy called me a little girl


suspicious_cabbage

This guy is a little late but I don't know what to do about it


Fuckmylife123456781

This Guy is a little bit of a reloaders shop in the middle of the day.


vivaa_mexico

this guy has a good one on his side of his house so i is probably going down


Deadrattac

This guy is just a little too much and I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do


S0meRandomN00B

This guy is a Netflix show original


Cantthinkagoodnam2

He is a gente


Weird-and-funny-name

This guy was a guy


joao_da_roca

This guy has been trying for me for years and I have no doubt he can do that for you and I am sure that I can be executed by you of the lord of God for the lord of the Polar of the Polar and the world of in Bed


Aggravating_Market23

This guy was so funny I thought I would get it done with him and I was like what I did with my mom lol but I’m not saying that lol I hate it lol lol I hate it but it’s like I hate it lol lol I hate that lol lol I hate it lol but I don’t


Themanofslaughter

This guy is a good guy


SaltOk6642

This guy is a good day for me and I don't know what else is beautiful for me but I don't know what else is beautiful for me and I will be murdered people back in the day but he doesn't now he's innocent right now sorry for the confusion and I will be murdered people back in the day but he doesn't now he's innocent right


Background-Bottle-91

This guy has been trying for me the last few years since I have no experience in this area


Lintyboi77

This guy was so pretty.


StreetyStar

This guy is a very good and a cat and a cat and a cat and a cat and a cat and a cat and a cat and a cat


QwertNert

This guy is a little barrie and you can go to the store and go with us and the kids