No they says everything except for “I have 6 eggs” in the past. That means they broke 2 eggs, cooked them, ate them, and then got 6 more eggs and NOW they have 6 eggs.
Edit: Looks like 2 people have said this already. Sorry bro.
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He has 6 eggs, he broke 2 cook 2 and ate 2, but those are past tense, whereas the word “have” is present tense, therefore he did those things before he had 6 eggs, therefore he still has those 6 eggs >:)
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if he only used two of the eggs it would say "i broke, cooked, and ate two eggs" but since they are seperate we can confidently say that he has zero eggs left
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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You can’t eat them’ without cooking them and you cannot cook them without breaking them.
4 eggs are left. It’s describing the same two eggs during the entire process of consumption.
Well broke 2 then he could of cooked the 2 he broke or cooked a unbroken one and then could of ate the cooked, broken, or the one that nothing happened to it yet. So uh he has 18 eggs
There are 0≤x≤6 eggs left
Either all 6 if we look at it grammatically. Or else only 4 as he already ate 2 😅
I wanted to say that i think
Plot twist. He egged someones house with the first two, made the other 2 for his lil bro. And ate the last 2 raw. He has 0 eggs
4, unless the broken, cooked ones and eaten ones are indervidual sets of eggs
he says he says everything he did in past tense except the "i have six eggs". he has six eggs
6 eggs, morons! Two ≠ Egg Doesn't matter what you do with twos....nothing to do with eggs.
Duh
I had two for breakfast this morning
nah that’s not it. i see it as he’s just saying i have 6 eggs he then says the rest of the sentence using past tense
He keeps doing shit to two, therefore eggs haven’t been fucked with RIP the homie two
No they says everything except for “I have 6 eggs” in the past. That means they broke 2 eggs, cooked them, ate them, and then got 6 more eggs and NOW they have 6 eggs. Edit: Looks like 2 people have said this already. Sorry bro.
25% lol it's 35% you obtuse prick
Did ya fail math class? It's literally 1984
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Literally 1984
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You are just missing the joke
AncientCum gets it
You idiots. Fools. Morons. He doesn’t ask how many eggs he has left, just how many are left. He means in the entire world How did you all miss that
He has 6 eggs, he broke 2 cook 2 and ate 2, but those are past tense, whereas the word “have” is present tense, therefore he did those things before he had 6 eggs, therefore he still has those 6 eggs >:)
HEY you stole my idea
Lol i like picking apart sentences that have poor word choice so that they have a different meaning
Its either 4 or none
He still has six eggs because it says “i have 6 eggs” which is in present
6, because he states he has 6 eggs. Everything else is past tense and irrelevant
6 eggs. Two is the name of his cousin.
69
6, but poor two why would you do this to that poor number
2 eggs left
2
oh shit I just realized four
Rest in peace my brother two he really died protecting the homie six eggs.
Wait. You guys telling me yall dont eat your eggs like some snake? Sheesh.
There are 2 eggs left. You broke 2 and then you cooked those two and then you ate 2 other ones raw
6 eggs, law of conservation of mass
Have is present tense The rest is past tense He has 6 eggs, and did the other things to another set of eggs/something else
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4 because he broke 2 eggs, he cooked and ate the same eggs (I guess)
4 you only used two for all 🧠
if he only used two of the eggs it would say "i broke, cooked, and ate two eggs" but since they are seperate we can confidently say that he has zero eggs left
I can argue for 0 to 4 eggs.
Their is an incalculable number of eggs left on the planet.
seggs
Yall suck its 7
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Its time to eat earth.
Guys it’s 🗿
They are all on the right.
4
4
There 2 left right? Or am I a smol brain
Tu cockied egg
source
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
4. He ate the 2 he broke.
4
4 it's not hard
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4
4, 2 broke were cooked, then consumed.
Four, obviously
1
4
8 eggs are left
if any eggs were left then ben shapiro would have come to destroy them
4
4 na im jokin 2
It's 168, ez.
0 are _left_ as the others have been used.
4
4.7
Well it depends, did you the raw eggs or the cooked ones?
What did two ever do to you he’s a nice guy 😢
4, because he’s talking about the 2 eggs that he broke on the pan, cooked the same 2 eggs, and ate the same 2 eggs
6 2 broken eggs are still eggs. 2 cooked eggs are still eggs. He/ she has eggs, balls and ovaries, so 2. In total 6. Now send me nudes.
5 cuz he has an egg shaped head
4
6 2 are cooked 2 broken 2 eaten you still have them tho also matter can not be destroyed only changed so it’s still eggs
12 bc your dad has came back with milk and eggs
6
You can’t eat them’ without cooking them and you cannot cook them without breaking them. 4 eggs are left. It’s describing the same two eggs during the entire process of consumption.
None, I shoved the rest up my ass
Well broke 2 then he could of cooked the 2 he broke or cooked a unbroken one and then could of ate the cooked, broken, or the one that nothing happened to it yet. So uh he has 18 eggs
6 because of the law of conservation of matter 🤓