Hello I'm currently a student in Central Fortinayt University of Somalia studying the Art of Shitposting. I'm also an intern working for a company called cum. I got an assignment from my boss who is a really pretty lady and I wanted to impress her. She wanted me to post literal shit here. So I got on my computer and stole someones meme then proceeded to add Saul to it. Then I posted it here and waited for video to process. I literally came twice before the video even managed to finish processing. Then immediately got a flaccid one cause my post got deleted. Now my boss won't have sex with me because I suck. I lost my only shot at losing virginity all because of KEVIN !!!!
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I'd want an egg there as well assuming it's a toy and not an actual breakable egg (I do not want to have internal bleeding from the shell shattering inside my anus)
*pees in ur ass*
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Still 6. Matter cannot be destroyed, nor created. This means that however long it’s been, or whatever you do to the egg, it is still physically present. Therefore, there are still 6.
>Six eggs
>Minus two broken eggs: four eggs
>Minus other two eggs, these being cooked: two eggs
>Minus those two remaining eggs, eaten: No eggs lefts
Answer: My mom is actually a man.
An unknown quantity that is very large, at least trillions but likely far higher. The final line does not state "How many eggs do I have?" It's how many eggs are left. How many eggs physically are in existence in the world. And note, it is not chicken eggs, but is rather eggs, which includes those produced by many different varieties of animals.
It depends... Either he broke, cooked, and ate two. Or, he broke two, cooked another two, and ate the final two.
He could have A) four untouched eggs, or B) two broken eggs and two cooked eggs. Option B implies that he ate the final two eggs raw and in their shells.
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Two that broke fell on floor,no I slipped on them and the yolk make big mess ☹️
Two I cooked I gave to dog because good puppy
Two I ate I just deep throated the egg
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You took two and broke it
You took two more and cooked them
You took the last two and ate them raw
You have zero eggs and now you're sick
wtf is wrong with you?
No bitches, /u/Spielburger_witFries!?
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still 6, but they're not on their original form
Anyway, could be 4 if the one you broke and that you ate are the same, could be 2 if you just broke two and did nothing with them.
2, the guy broke 2 eggs but the 2 eggs fell down the counter, the other 2 he accidentally cooked while it still had a shell, the other 2 he consumed them raw out of anger
Did you fish for them? The saying goes, you teach a man to fish, they'll have an egg for a day, if you give a man a fish, they have an egg for life. It really depends on whether you fished for the egg or not.
I trust his word. He has 6 eggs.
But he put 6 up his ass
Still has 6
One and the egg is you
albert einsten oh my god
I don't get it. Does that mean I'm stupid?
Look at the community your in. Everybody here is stupid.
No my mom says I'm smart LOL YOU FAILED
Libs = owned
Pants = shat
You're* 🤓
You are* 🤓
U r 🤓
“ “ 🤓
🤓
You stole my joke dammit
What
0 (I put 4 in my ass)
5 (I took one out of his ass^)
0 (I pushed all of theirs farther up their assen)
That's quick maths
Gotta work smarter not harder.
Both is good, when asses are involved
5 and then 0
8 ( I stole all the ones he had in his ass )
0 ( he couldn’t get them out of their assen)
7, I stole the ones you stole from his ass but only to boil one for you. Enjoy your breakfast :) The rest are now in MY ass.
Their assen*
6 (i took one out of our ass)
Boofing it is always the answer
That’s why your photo is pasted in the egg question
Several billion. He did not ask how many eggs HE had left. He asked how many eggs are left.
Not for long 😋😋
Havenless, the all-consuming devourer of eggs
NO HAVENLESS DONT DO IT HES NOT AN EGG
most devious lick of them all
Hmmmm One man one egg
6 *have* and *are* are present-tense *broke, cooked,* and *ate* are past-tense dude has 6 eggs. 6 eggs are left
Seggs
Well I said 6 for a much different reason XD
because there were six in his ass 😳
I know this is on shitposting but tbh it did blew my mind (I have one mind left)
Hello I'm currently a student in Central Fortinayt University of Somalia studying the Art of Shitposting. I'm also an intern working for a company called cum. I got an assignment from my boss who is a really pretty lady and I wanted to impress her. She wanted me to post literal shit here. So I got on my computer and stole someones meme then proceeded to add Saul to it. Then I posted it here and waited for video to process. I literally came twice before the video even managed to finish processing. Then immediately got a flaccid one cause my post got deleted. Now my boss won't have sex with me because I suck. I lost my only shot at losing virginity all because of KEVIN !!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
🤓🤓🤓
🤓🤓🤓🤓
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There is 7 left
Genius
Outstanding
Absolutely amazing
lol
Kid named 85%:
Kid named finger:
kid named two :
4
3 (I shoved one up your ass)
Me next!!
2 (I reluctantly shoved one up this guy's ass)
UuHHhH💕
🤨🤨📸📸📸
3 (no egg in your ass for you 😡)
0 (No seggs, no eggs 😔)
What the heck
You sound jealous, its not cute
Get his ass too
You sound like you enjoyed that
What the hap is fuckening here?
Me too daddy?
Tf 🤨📸
I'd want an egg there as well assuming it's a toy and not an actual breakable egg (I do not want to have internal bleeding from the shell shattering inside my anus)
me also
Reluctantly sure
6
dude told me straight up
0 (I ate the raw eggs)
4
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Yeah I do have one question why?
the man's flair
Still 6. Matter cannot be destroyed, nor created. This means that however long it’s been, or whatever you do to the egg, it is still physically present. Therefore, there are still 6.
When there are 92 megazillion stars in the observable universe: Clipboard
Lol, Megazillion sounds like the name of the main antagonist in a bad space sci-fi movie.
If you remove the Roman Numeral "ix" the answer becomes clear
s
85% duh
>Six eggs >Minus two broken eggs: four eggs >Minus other two eggs, these being cooked: two eggs >Minus those two remaining eggs, eaten: No eggs lefts Answer: My mom is actually a man.
4
4 unless you ate your eggs uncooked
you can answer this question in a lot of ways and you will be technically right
2, unless you ate the uncooked eggs.
Or maybe he broke the 2 eggs, cooked the broken eggs and ate the cooked eggs
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Yes
4
0 cus u a hoe
4
eggs
69 Morbgruzillion
74 eggs
I'm not counting every egg left in the world after you broke those two, fuck you
there is just a png of a man at 30% opacity
4
6
Four
6
There are three (3) eggs left
2
Uhhhh, -2?
4
4 eggs
One because of his head
"You have 0 eggs because human males only have sperms and females don't exist" -🤓
’I have six eggs’ i think you have six Not ’had’
Zero because I ate them all
Sex
An unknown quantity that is very large, at least trillions but likely far higher. The final line does not state "How many eggs do I have?" It's how many eggs are left. How many eggs physically are in existence in the world. And note, it is not chicken eggs, but is rather eggs, which includes those produced by many different varieties of animals.
seggs.
Two
4 eggos
45
💀
It depends... Either he broke, cooked, and ate two. Or, he broke two, cooked another two, and ate the final two. He could have A) four untouched eggs, or B) two broken eggs and two cooked eggs. Option B implies that he ate the final two eggs raw and in their shells.
7 since i laid some
You are 19 eggs in debt now
0 He broke 2 - 2 He cooked 2 - 4 He ate 2… raw 2 - 6
Do the ones in my ovaries count?
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time
0 (chickens are birds and therefore don’t exist)
The eggs are in my asshole
0 he threw 2 eggs on the ground, he hard boiled another 2, and ate the last 2 raw
106736, I have a chicken an egg farm
0. Bold of you to assume the last 4 eggs would be safe near my proximity
5, look at that motherfucker on the right
Guy named 85% having the hardest time right now
4 (i shoved 2 up your ass)
9 eggs 2 broken eggs 2 cooked eggs 2 that are inside of him 2 that are in his balls 1 look at that head.
How am I supposed to know what side the eggs are on?
Six. Statement is in present tense. All others are in the past tense, so he had more at the start.
0 Two that broke fell on floor,no I slipped on them and the yolk make big mess ☹️ Two I cooked I gave to dog because good puppy Two I ate I just deep throated the egg
8, the eggs still eggsist
You have 69 left I fucked your ass
2 testicles
A number equal to the number of skins
Zero I ate the egg
37,897,264,355,980,765,126 and 1/2 left
Be a Chad. Eat the raw eggs
Millions in my ovary
Stop fucking with me
0 You took two and broke it You took two more and cooked them You took the last two and ate them raw You have zero eggs and now you're sick wtf is wrong with you?
Six (Two is a missing person)
6 also why tf would you eat two man he was a nice person
Ig the answer is pablo
9, this fucking bitch lied to us about his egg amount. He’s hoarding eggs!
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4 but 6 if you can vomit on command
still 6, but they're not on their original form Anyway, could be 4 if the one you broke and that you ate are the same, could be 2 if you just broke two and did nothing with them.
25 because I said so
6 and if you say otherwise you get prostate cancer
Doesnt matter, you have chickens.
2, the guy broke 2 eggs but the 2 eggs fell down the counter, the other 2 he accidentally cooked while it still had a shell, the other 2 he consumed them raw out of anger
You guys are forgetting to count all the other eggs in the world which is like…………billions
4 ballsacks
How many eggs are left in the universe? I don’t know…
You can't afford eggs
Who is that guy at like 30% opacity gazing in my soul
Enough for me to make a sandwich, hand em over.
6 last 2 eggs are your balls
8.6 eggs
I know the answer is.....21
0 Ya never specified that the two you ate were the same two ya broke or the two ya cooked
testicle omelette
It appears there are still a small 1.64 trillion eggs on earth,despite your effort to consume so many.
2 less in the universe because this guy ate 2
Since eggs aren't dextrous, none of them are left
Fool you didn’t count correctly, you have seven eggs and you deducted six therefore you have twenty one
6 eggs, 2 in tha belly, 2 in not tha belly.
If ”two” is something that is not an egg, you have 6 eggs left and a pretty interesting case on your hands.
Many eggs are left due to war
26 (I layed some extra eggs)
U have 6 eggs + the eggs u did NOT shove up ur ass. This totals up to 6 eggs
He has no eggs because he died and now his eggs are my eggs
Did you fish for them? The saying goes, you teach a man to fish, they'll have an egg for a day, if you give a man a fish, they have an egg for life. It really depends on whether you fished for the egg or not.
me who would have none
6 cus you broke "two"
4. Too easy
Its either 4 or none because it didnt say he broke, cooked, and ate the same 2 eggs they could be seperate
8 because I have trust problems and kinda 🥴
Depends, are you a sane human being?
4 (we don't waste food here)
The number of eggs left is "How many". It's literally the last phrase.
0. all of them are to the right
15%, cause all other failed.
2 are left because they are in your ballsack
I don’t consider this a shitpost but I’ll make an eggception