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am-goose1

Makes one wonder how he has this intel


csto_yluo

Hours upond hours of Googling


17_Patriot_76

bro used a vpn and gave them all the searches 💀


Tufhd

Pornhub data lol


notolasulel

he asked over a milion people in every country


SwaggerBowls

My guess is that he used google trends


InflamedSpark

Don't worry about it.


cmonitwouldbefunny

I'm in a boomless one


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cmonitwouldbefunny

Here hold this 💣


SonsOfLiberty-

Domestic terrorism


cmonitwouldbefunny

Here hold this 🧨


CremeOne4526

🧨


the_Cheese_person34

💥💥💥


Radical-Turkey

… …thanks


I-Must-Feed

you can always change that :)


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Plot twist, all the ones without a boom have 2 million


Responsible_Sport575

Big boom over here


ParsaBr253

Iraq and Iran💀💀


[deleted]

I'm Persian and I thought that my people were halal💀💀


ParsaBr253

same lmao


blackhole_101

Same I have been let down


[deleted]

Perhaps they searched it to see if fatwas and d*ath penalties can be given for such things


Evooeip

Fr , my worst search is anal


Clubstepper

Iraq has so many cuz of kurds probably lmao Edit: don't you love it when you make a joke about your own ethnicity and people get mad about it? :)


caporal_donuts

No way Austria doesnt have 1M furry porn search


Damnboi753

Next time I'll switch to a Australian vpn, they'll get 1m in no time


Silly-Perspective-30

AUSTRIA IS NOT AUSTRALIA DUMBASS


Himmlchf3542

Never heard of the Austro-Australian Empire? Duh


Ellienn4

No I don't think so, pretty sure austria IS australia /s


fesataki

I always thought /s stands for serious and not sarcasm 💀


Xthewarrior

That sounds like it would be an interesting story.


Ellienn4

Nah /srs is for serious, dw abt it


lmao_man_funny

Yeah that happened to me too, when I first asked what it meant someone told me it meant serious… lucky I no longer think that haha


fesataki

They did a little trolling


_PoiZ

Come on we all know austria doesn't exist


Damnboi753

Ohhh💀,but no worries,just gotta find a Austrian vpn now


Gooseggm

Literally 1984


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CrabSquid85

You're forgetting Australia-Hungary


Infected_Poison

Americans ☕


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Radiant-Beautiful-97

Why would Austria have 1M furry searches though


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Mr_Stekare

Western Europe 💀


holyknightz69

Africa is silent 🤫


Disastrous_Can_5466

Based Africa


Lrusco10101

*chad* Africa


von_bubbles_screwer

Africa is the ultimate Chad, we have a fucking country named Chad


karlos009

And used to have the world's biggest lake called "mega chad"


Sad-Commission-7756

And chocolate water :D


TheEnderCreeperYT

And North America isn’t, the have two countries named the Virgin Islands, and two US states named Virginia.


beefycheesyglory

South Africa would probably have a boom, and at least half of those searches would be me.


[deleted]

Usually people do not have sexual fantasies of the food they eat, especially when that isn't even available.


Nostroloppoccus

The Balkans have had like seventeen civil wars since this video was made


Theonedudeyaknow

Balkans☕️


CCCyanide

Feels like 1812 Overture


CrniGruja__

Yugoslavia🗿


AntiRivoluzione

Taiwan 👽


Walking__Bread

Africans being absolute chads 🗿


KL4SSIE

Why search for furries when…


alpha_d0xx

💀


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

oh no


[deleted]

Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

Maybe shit and cum?


Michallin

Chad move


archosauria62

I think its more to do with the fact the info isnt available Same reason china didnt boom


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Half of Africa has no internet.


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Immediate_Scholar_77

Its easy when the most advanced bit of tech you have is a rock tied to a stick


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the_cat_showz

I don't think many people there even have the devices to even search anything at all


Cot_Kev

watch me singlehandedly make egypt do the boom sound


Deepseadiver84289

Poor for the win


iMight2Elephant

Europe sounds like they're starting another world war


andrijacg

I actually spit out my drink...


Armybob112

Looking at the shape of Germany on the map i think we might start ww2 soon.


iMight2Elephant

Uhhh...I'd hate to break it to u buddy... but uh....


TheFishMonk

Finally A good shitpost


Chickentime42

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it


Someran_Domguay

A good but old one


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australia lacking, i will do my part.


[deleted]

No no no no no no no, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT


MoonLord0

I will hunt you down.


Free_Professor_8590

Impending Doom Approaches…


[deleted]

I am Australian and know a furry. I would have thought that he alone would make up 1 million searches in no time


Kezzno

China 🗿


Trav_yeet

they have their homegrown catgirl hentai


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BananaFake84

WTF ITALY??? WTF


[deleted]

I think we’ll have to start the purge to clean our country


Stealingmemesunlucky

Sorry it's all my searches while on vacation my bad


[deleted]

Oh ok, but use a VPN next time!


ELBAGIT

*the Vatican offers you their aid*


eroico_378

I ll gladly help


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GianniPapetti

I'm sorry 😔


ErkinCkm

Turkey


m4x_g4mer

Iraq


MrBobister

They're... They're everywhere. We are all doomed.


Mr_Ducklang

Proud of us Aussies


Alt_for_stuff36

Guys im cant hear, did poland boom


Schwenkedel

Yes


Alt_for_stuff36

Pog im proud


Immediate_Scholar_77

did he just say Taiwan was a country 😤😡


0n1oN_71

300’000’000 social credits has been deducted from Yakko’s account


Aiden735

What the fuck Romania


R3V0LT4TU

I am (not) proud to say that I participated in this


Alive_Bee_8374

The Africa part 💀


Guidance_Wrong

Had me on the edge of my seat waiting for a boom to kick in


Lack_of_Plethora

tf Iran?


[deleted]

Is it only me or is that USSR?


Easy-Measurement193

Yea, they missed the central asian countries


[deleted]

broooo Europe is like unloading a full mag


RyanWhittaerFE16

Not one African country


Wishcash27

Welp, time to turn on my vpn and update this video a little.


thebigretard69420

Though it was going to be a constant vine boom meme


Sharrty_McGriddle

Pack your bags boys. We’re moving to Africa


baldskiwithsosig

WTF PHILIPPINES WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?


HaukiZ

Proud of finland not having 1M searches. SUOMI PERKELE!


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Markusporkbenrech

they have double the amount of people any other nordic country has💀


flaironthegstring

This is a fkn genius meme format.


bubungungugnugnug

Hold up Iran has 1m searches?


Kac_45

Africa - 🗿


[deleted]

Oh thank god


Karvaperuna

Ofcourse Sweden


[deleted]

Sweden has like a billion


RictusReaver

I definitely did not expect this from India. What the hell....


Johnny_Smashes

So, you are telling me that 10% of Portugal has searched for furry porn? Oh.. we're doomed


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Pilicy

Norway aint no incel yet, time to change that


Deepseadiver84289

I thought it was gonna be constant booms for the entire video


D05em10

So atleast 1/10 portuguese have seen furry porn...


PyroBeMalding

Australia being at the end had me sweatin.


Nacil_54

My France is in here, good.


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I must make my country boom!


M4NGOTR33

Ayo, Africa be strong and clean.


Pogbankz

Thank god Australia is an island. No way for the furries to invade


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Schfifty561

Wow I never want to go to Africa


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the baltics are part of russia 💀


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kingshamroc25

Based Africa


whiteavenger

I like how he says imaginary countries like isn'treal.


Zeul7032

dang first time Africa has been the best in a while must be something in the water making people look that stuf up


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TorronePedro

MY COUNTRY BOOMED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Based china???


vespularufa

L uk up ireland


zbsbfywduwhduw

Bruh wtf czechoslovakka 🥵


Larry_the_muslim_man

What the fuck iraq


TxRxNwastaken

thanks for telling us which country's have the most redditors, thanks


PunisherXD2006

Hungary standing strong 🗿


[deleted]

Ireland 🗿


shannontheboi

I'm surprised Australia didn't boom, glad i live here


CremeOne4526

Europe and the American continent are fucked


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PastorButtNut

There is much work to be done brothers


Giangiuliorgio

Common France L


meatmybeat42069

Western europe be like 💥 💥 💥


ImAyyGuest

Ain’t no way China with over a 1 billion population don’t got 1m searches for this shit! They must be withholding that information to save face smfh


technictyler

How was this data collected? Total amount of times "furry porn" was searched? Maybe "yiff" or "E621"? I don't need sleep, I need answers!


mmmlolc

Guess it's time to move to Africa


MessinaDenaro

W Africa


Cthulhu_but_italian

Wait…. does he just said Taiwan? -10000000000000000000000000 social credits


Jakubkoo245

any slovaks here?


O-O-Omari_auto_parts

Africa dont fuck around with that weird shit


JasonGamesYT

based Africa


TheImpureLeader

Africa is sorted lmao


crippledizzle

based africa


Max_Edwsn

Where’s the bot to save the video?


LordHeadassV1

How many furry porn searches are Chinese people using a VPN


Seb_Windu

Funny how they're pretty much all countries where most people are white


Drackzgull

If this is close to accurate, I'm rather surprised at it not being more common tbh. It also seems to be more prevalent in nations that are generally better off economically, or at least have been in recent years, if perhaps not anymore.


Djcreeper7

Oh fuck i live in brazil


Gismo_Autismo

So proud that I didnt hear a boom at my country.


somthimg1275

Damn Africa clean as hell


IteTheCrapOC

Damn didn’t know 1/17 of my country is into furry porn, I am disappointed in the Netherlands


Fuckmylife123456781

We should all aspire to be like Africa


bot_452

Russia💀


Scarfblade

Bro Africa is so based.


Altruistic-Ad8271

Turkey 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


Bronqiaa

Based Africa


da_smol_boi

portugal has over 1M? that's horrible


dat_DOOM_boi

Philippines why


peluriback

finland WHAT


MH-Entity

BASED AFRICA


[deleted]

Why Romania? I live in romania


Toxicman112_UwU

Cuba my beloved being safe from the furry porn searches let's go


KindOfMoist

China based?


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They'll be publicly executed if they aren't