Sorry there’s no quick and easy way to do this. You’ll need to wait until the part he ate has passed through him, then clean it with IPA and solder it back together with plenty of flux.
That's if his friend doesn't jostle the chip into his gastrointestinal socket and become murderous cybernetic amalgamation of flesh and machine, bringing forth the AGI apocalypse.
In that case, contact the manufacturer. Not our problem.
Gonna have to wait for it to come out the other side before you can really do anything. Give them something high in fiber like a PCB or some optical cable to make the process faster. Good thing he chose mayo, chips and salsa can be pretty brutal to pass lol
Tell him to eat the other half also and regurgitate both of them... You can generally get a higher performance CPU that way. I had my friend do that to my CPU, it got upgraded from Pentium III to I9 14th gen sweet !!
Sorry there’s no quick and easy way to do this. You’ll need to wait until the part he ate has passed through him, then clean it with IPA and solder it back together with plenty of flux.
I don't have flux, will superglue work?
Yes, but if you use all your glue, then what are you going to huff? Think of the cost, man!
Huff the flux fumes instead. This is the dirty secret of electronics.
Huffing superglue? In that case isn't it better to just huff pepper spray?
That's if his friend doesn't jostle the chip into his gastrointestinal socket and become murderous cybernetic amalgamation of flesh and machine, bringing forth the AGI apocalypse. In that case, contact the manufacturer. Not our problem.
Does English IPA work? Or is west coast IPA better. Also wouldn't this make the CPU drunk?
That looks like cu-
Yuuuup
Cumputer cpu, riiighhtt??
Just turn on CPU mirroring it'll simulate the other half of the chip.
It should work still, but it will now be a 2 core instead of a 4 core CPU.
Gonna have to wait for it to come out the other side before you can really do anything. Give them something high in fiber like a PCB or some optical cable to make the process faster. Good thing he chose mayo, chips and salsa can be pretty brutal to pass lol
As my buddy Greg always says "Did you try wiping your dick on it?"
The silicon will cut it
Nah trust me, special dude magic.
Eat the other half with ketchup
*Kill your friend.*
Eat the other half
/uj what did you do lmfao
Tell him to eat the other half also and regurgitate both of them... You can generally get a higher performance CPU that way. I had my friend do that to my CPU, it got upgraded from Pentium III to I9 14th gen sweet !!
Nope. You need to bye/make new mayonnaise.
So wild they managed to make these taste like actual blood, we’re in 2077
Get rid of your friend. We all know CPUs go better with ketchup.
Get yourself some mayonnaise and Bon Appetit!