Not just a larger penis, but *more* penises. Boxes and boxes of penises that you keep all around your house. And when you want to make some big banging noises, you reach down into those boxes, and your hand brushes over the tops of them, and you just know you're in for a good time.
Standard "parabellum" rounds are "for war." It's right there in the name -- para = for, bellum = war. These are for shooting your enemies in war.
These are "parabellend" rounds. They are "for dickhead." Again, it's in the name para = for, bellend = dickhead. These are for shooting dickheads.
These are also "hollow point" bullets. They expand on impact, which increases soft tissue damage, but decreases penetration.
Funny, I just finished watching John Wick 3 as I prepare for number 4. I realise that they did not make up this saying, but a famous quotation of it in recent pop culture.
Prepare for war; Prepare for dickhead.
Para- is complicated, it seems.
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/para-#
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/paro#Latin
The Geneva convention does not specify weapons restrictions- this is a common misconception; it is in fact the Hague accords that ban specific weaponry, in “Laws and Customs of War on Land” (Hague Convention IV).
However, *neither* of these treaties prohibit weapons “designed to kill”. What they prohibit (in Hague IV Annex, Section II, Chapter 1, Article 23) is “To employ arms, projectiles, or material calculated to cause unnecessary suffering”, and specifically ban (In the Hague Laws of War, 1899) “the Use of Bullets which can Easily Expand or Change their Form inside the Human Body such as Bullets with a Hard Covering which does not Completely Cover the Core, or containing Indentations”. So, somewhat paradoxically, the Hague accord specifically *prohibits* you from shooting an enemy combatant with a .22 caliber bullet designed to expand to .30 diameter, but technically *permits* you to shoot them with a .90 inch bullet designed to remain .90 inch diameter when it hits.
The Hague accord therefore does not specify FMJ ammunition explicitly is the only ammunition that may be used; it just bans ammunition specifically designed to expand, deform, cause unnecessary suffering, or containing poison.
The Hague accord and Geneva convention are international agreements designed to establish basic standards of conduct in warfare. They do not have the right or authority to govern the sovereign peoples of an nation.
In the case of civilian armaments in the United States, there is no such prohibition as the general law of the land is that the individual may use any means at their disposal to defend themselves against an aggressor that they perceive intends them mortal harm. One is meant to establish base international decorum in warfare, the other, a right to the most effective and lethal means of self-defense available.
Personally, I would think the penis round to be horribly weighted with piss poor ballistics. It's a novelty round, nothing more. For self defense I'd stick with a +P or one of the new Underwood Xtremes.
Actually I think it is close to impossible to create/shoot that .90 with the same mass and velocity as the .30 bullet.
Also the .90 bullet does not expand after/during the impact.
So .90 bullet is much better to get hit by than an expanding 0.30 bullet.
The point was made in the post.
It is illegal to shoot a .22 that expands to a .30, but it would be legal to shoot a .90 that impacts at a .90.
The caliber of the round is irrelevant. The illustration was all that mattered.
These are actually made by LGBTQ terrorists, for use against homophobic men. If you get shot by one of these, you instantly become gay because you've had a dick in you. You can't be homophobic if you're gay so they are actually really effective.
Some biologists believe they evolved that shape to funnel the lead from the last bullet that shot them out back through the bullet hole, to insure that your bullet is the one that kills them.
Long range drill bit.
Sometimes you can’t reach a screw. You use this. Fire. The rifling of the barrel creates spin and screws it in.
Only works with Phillips head screws.
These are valuable one-of-a-kind antiques, invented by one particularly ambitious incel in the 19th century. So frustrated he was by his bad luck with the ladies, he crafted this delivery device to remotely inseminate women. Active during the American Civil War, he would use local conflict as cover to ride around and shoot up the countryside, targeting the bedrooms of young maidens.
Thanks to his poor aim and virility, he only succeeded once, and the famous “Son of a Gun” was born 9 months later.
They were historically used as a conversion tool for gay males. The idea was to shoot them with penis shaped bullets in hopes that every time they saw another man’s penis, they would be turned off instead of turned on, and so that they would associate a penis with the pain from the gun bullets. However, the practice was stopped once it was discovered that they only made gay men asexual. And well, as I said, it wasn’t used for something that society would accept today.
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Because the hammer part of the early flintlocks was called a '[cock](https://geojohn.org/BlackPowder/Conversion/CrockLock1S.gif)' due to its resemblance to the head of a rooster...aka 'Cock'.
They're for when you want to penetrate another man with hot emissions from your rigid, jerking weapon.
This emphatically proves that guns are definitely a macho, super-straight activity and not *in any way* a deeply gay one focused entirely around sublimated penis fixations.
They’ll fuck you up.
and sideways~
Armor penetration
They represent a continuation of most male gun owners desire to have a larger penis.
Not just a larger penis, but *more* penises. Boxes and boxes of penises that you keep all around your house. And when you want to make some big banging noises, you reach down into those boxes, and your hand brushes over the tops of them, and you just know you're in for a good time.
Hey I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little jealous of that guy who's got two fully functioning dicks, one above the other...
I know this knowledge too unfortunately. What about that girl with both a vagina and a penis. She can go fuck herself.
Girl?
yeah, that is what they said
Why a girl with a punishment, not a boy with a vagina?
Because the girl they're referring to identifies as female, not male. Genitals do not define gender.
That was not evident from the comment
Unfortunately iirc cases where people were born with both, either one or both genitals were either not functioning at all or not functioning properly.
Penetration so deep you will need stitches after.
What kind of 9mm Parabellum wound have you seen that didn’t need stitches?
Nerf
Agreed.
Standard "parabellum" rounds are "for war." It's right there in the name -- para = for, bellum = war. These are for shooting your enemies in war. These are "parabellend" rounds. They are "for dickhead." Again, it's in the name para = for, bellend = dickhead. These are for shooting dickheads. These are also "hollow point" bullets. They expand on impact, which increases soft tissue damage, but decreases penetration.
Si vis pacem, para bellend
"If you wish for a peaceful life, expect to take a dick up the ass" -Vegetius
Front episode 151 of Dragonball Z
daily dose?
Twice daily
Mapco
Funny, I just finished watching John Wick 3 as I prepare for number 4. I realise that they did not make up this saying, but a famous quotation of it in recent pop culture.
Prepare for war; Prepare for dickhead. Para- is complicated, it seems. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/para-# https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/paro#Latin
You had me in the first half
In other words, they fit snuggly in the anal cavity.
Why would we want dicks that suck at penetrating? I want my money back!
Violating the Geneva Convention.
Violating Geneva
The convention to violate Geneva
Operation: Violation?
Violating VAGENE
"Geneva takes conventional BBC, ends in Violating cumshot"
The Geneva Suggestion?
I love this, every single time I hear it I get a good laugh.
Only applies to nationstates. Doesn't violate anything if produced and sold to general population.
That's fucked up. If we can't use it in war, why should civilians?
The Geneva convention does not specify weapons restrictions- this is a common misconception; it is in fact the Hague accords that ban specific weaponry, in “Laws and Customs of War on Land” (Hague Convention IV). However, *neither* of these treaties prohibit weapons “designed to kill”. What they prohibit (in Hague IV Annex, Section II, Chapter 1, Article 23) is “To employ arms, projectiles, or material calculated to cause unnecessary suffering”, and specifically ban (In the Hague Laws of War, 1899) “the Use of Bullets which can Easily Expand or Change their Form inside the Human Body such as Bullets with a Hard Covering which does not Completely Cover the Core, or containing Indentations”. So, somewhat paradoxically, the Hague accord specifically *prohibits* you from shooting an enemy combatant with a .22 caliber bullet designed to expand to .30 diameter, but technically *permits* you to shoot them with a .90 inch bullet designed to remain .90 inch diameter when it hits. The Hague accord therefore does not specify FMJ ammunition explicitly is the only ammunition that may be used; it just bans ammunition specifically designed to expand, deform, cause unnecessary suffering, or containing poison. The Hague accord and Geneva convention are international agreements designed to establish basic standards of conduct in warfare. They do not have the right or authority to govern the sovereign peoples of an nation. In the case of civilian armaments in the United States, there is no such prohibition as the general law of the land is that the individual may use any means at their disposal to defend themselves against an aggressor that they perceive intends them mortal harm. One is meant to establish base international decorum in warfare, the other, a right to the most effective and lethal means of self-defense available. Personally, I would think the penis round to be horribly weighted with piss poor ballistics. It's a novelty round, nothing more. For self defense I'd stick with a +P or one of the new Underwood Xtremes.
This guy Hagues.
Actually I think it is close to impossible to create/shoot that .90 with the same mass and velocity as the .30 bullet. Also the .90 bullet does not expand after/during the impact. So .90 bullet is much better to get hit by than an expanding 0.30 bullet.
The point was made in the post. It is illegal to shoot a .22 that expands to a .30, but it would be legal to shoot a .90 that impacts at a .90. The caliber of the round is irrelevant. The illustration was all that mattered.
A real Haguer here
Even better, you can use some weapons banned in war AGAINST your civilians.
Death penalty against non combatants is ok. Against combatants it is not.
These are actually made by LGBTQ terrorists, for use against homophobic men. If you get shot by one of these, you instantly become gay because you've had a dick in you. You can't be homophobic if you're gay so they are actually really effective.
I believe this is the correct answer
If I shout 'NO HOMO' before it penetrates me, am I still gay?
Disclaimer: does not work on homophobic women
If you're shot by one, you're safe from becoming gay as long as you say no homo.
Those are bullets that add insult to injury.
Ranged sounding
I can hear this comment need eye bleach
Extremely penetrative sex.
[Those who love action, maybe...](https://youtu.be/cApn8Ff2CwY)
I used them on your mom last night
She's way too scary to fuck within meelee range
snitching on yourself wtg
Some biologists believe they evolved that shape to funnel the lead from the last bullet that shot them out back through the bullet hole, to insure that your bullet is the one that kills them.
… gross lol
Long range drill bit. Sometimes you can’t reach a screw. You use this. Fire. The rifling of the barrel creates spin and screws it in. Only works with Phillips head screws.
They are tiny flying fucks! 😂
Something that will absolutely blow her mind
These are valuable one-of-a-kind antiques, invented by one particularly ambitious incel in the 19th century. So frustrated he was by his bad luck with the ladies, he crafted this delivery device to remotely inseminate women. Active during the American Civil War, he would use local conflict as cover to ride around and shoot up the countryside, targeting the bedrooms of young maidens. Thanks to his poor aim and virility, he only succeeded once, and the famous “Son of a Gun” was born 9 months later.
I can't believe there's only one comment mentioning the "son of a gun." I guess that STP protection worked too well?
Fertility shots.
They were historically used as a conversion tool for gay males. The idea was to shoot them with penis shaped bullets in hopes that every time they saw another man’s penis, they would be turned off instead of turned on, and so that they would associate a penis with the pain from the gun bullets. However, the practice was stopped once it was discovered that they only made gay men asexual. And well, as I said, it wasn’t used for something that society would accept today.
Penetrating her squishy bits and expanding inside!
Sexual assault rifles
"....or so help me God, I will drag you outside and FK YOU IN THE STREET, understand?!"
For when your long black 'tool' is too much for you to take in still.
Maximum penetration
It clearly says for hallow point!!! Hey, I have one of those !!
High speed remote hole punch.
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It's all hot and sexy, till you thrust it in too hard and they go off inside...
I'd be so mad if I got killed by one of these.
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For penetration
Pretty obvious, given “Parabellend m/39” is French for penetration.
For shootin doods in the pussy!
Insemination at a distance.
To impregnate the world with conservative ideals
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Hollow point ammo sprawls upon impact and causes severe damage.
For they/them
Getting hit by one of those would be so gay
used for penetration obviously
Portable sex toys
Impregnating the enemy.
For shooting, DUMMY
To deal with assholes
Your mom
When dad says I’m gonna rip you a new ass son
High speed insemination. Point and shoot.
Those are the new Extreme Penetrators by Ammohub
Interdicktion
It’s what we hold sperm in when donating to a clinic.
E
A humiliated murder victim usually.
For shootin’ your ass
Docking someone over
Fuck around and find out!
Long distance pegging
Hey my point is hollow too!
As George Carlin said, “fucking with people”.
Dick shot.
To drill in deep
Those are butt plugs for men with even smaller penises
Better penetration.
[This is what got him.](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/496b883b-fc82-4f21-803d-c35ea638e2ee#bGJ3nAz3.copy)
Fucking up kids in schools
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Artificial insemination.
I hear Mr.Wick in the new John wick movie will be using these as a proper fuck you to all his enemies.
If your daughter has started dating
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Artificial insemination.
Killing homophobes
Penetration
Shooting blanks
You load them in so you can cock your gun.
Gun nuts, SMH...
Well, when a mommy and daddy gun love each other very much…..
Sex pistols.
Pleasing your mom.
FUCKing sometimes day up
Tactical insertion
When you want to fuck someone to death.
Maximum penetration in ur mom
Greater penetration. Hence their penis shape.
penetration.
For hunting butt holes
Back shots
The bullet is used to make shards of shrapnel moving at high speed so when contact is made it can achieve MAXIMUM penetration
Making peoples days.
This takes "son of a gun" to a new level
It’s a subconscious need to project the penis into other people’s affairs. It’s called “Fucking With People!” Hail God-Emperor Carlin.
You shoot virgins with those so that they dont have to die as a virgin.
Only 9mm? 🫢
I guess these are just another way to go off half-cocked?
Yo penetrate deep and hard
Extra penetration
Extra penetration
Busting a cap in your ass
To make you gay before you die
Gay people. They are like werewolves and need special bullets to subdue them.
Fuck around and find out
“Armor” penetration.
CIA was working on gay bombs when they made these. It's probably a gay round.
Birth control.
Extra penetration on target
That's what they use as dildos in the army
The memes
Preferred ammo of Incel gun enthusiasts everywhere?
These are bullets that turn people gay.
Part of me wishes that Ukraine Soldiers are raining these down on Russian Orcs.
Horny werewolves
Psychological warfare
I like it
Parabellend 🤣
I thought these were the new government approved pedophile rounds for pedophile hunting season latter this year.
Wouldn’t want to get shot in the ass with that one, definitely wouldn’t just be an in and out.
For killing people!
It's used for penetration
This is actually an etymology question—it’s the origin of the phrase “cocking your gun”.
Because the hammer part of the early flintlocks was called a '[cock](https://geojohn.org/BlackPowder/Conversion/CrockLock1S.gif)' due to its resemblance to the head of a rooster...aka 'Cock'.
Obviously reserved for the [bellend of the year](https://youtu.be/57xQBKLH0xk)
They explode in your body and send shrapnel
They're for when you want to penetrate another man with hot emissions from your rigid, jerking weapon. This emphatically proves that guns are definitely a macho, super-straight activity and not *in any way* a deeply gay one focused entirely around sublimated penis fixations.
These might be a bit more accurate when aiming for the G-Spot than the regular penetration sensation.
Small dick energy
Pleasure at long range.
Penetration!
Timeless design built perfectly for penetrating humans 👌
Disrespect
Fast insertion
Inseminating dangerous animals at range.
For shooting women, its not accounted as violence as long as they moan
For maximum penetration
Russians
Clean entry.big hole at back.designed to spread open if target hit
For when u wanna shoot loads