“Heavens, She Was Already Dead”

https://i.redd.it/s4cw5p7h049c1.gif I had this exact series of emotions upon reading this

"You can keep the ring..."

“Bring me my flail!”

And you have to weeze it like Ariandel does

"Give it to me... please."

"I can play the role of maiden"

Femboy time

Or strapon time

Could easily be both

Both is good

Guys after a few drinks

*You are but a lamb. A stranger to defilement. Ignorant to your own ignorance. You no longer interest me* https://preview.redd.it/ekgzprw8149c1.png?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e0e36d71fa58b33fda221396bcc9a971c62daf9

big ass nose

For sniffing out the best dung 🥰

Thought it was the dung eater, not the dung sniffer lol..

like half of the taste comes from your sense of smell

“Give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big"

The fact that he says this after saying how he's stuck

Oh step tarnished, I'm stuck!

This is amazing and deserves much more than 30 upvotes

“Never met a person with a taste for prawns I couldn’t trust”

This should have more upvotes 😂

I second this sentiment hahaha

Forefathers one and all! BEAR WITNESS!

I was about to write that. Ha ha

>BEAR WITNESS! https://preview.redd.it/g7vov6fk269c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366e4c1e6358c127c0c2568907594c7d8f7e6ef2

Holy shit! Freddy Fuckwit?!?!?!

O cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear?

Har har har har har har har har

HAHAHAHAAHAH as you nut

Lmao now we're talkin

This would be a great experience though. Either end, tbh

"Fear not the dark my friend And let the feast begin"

Micolashs weird moan

The preators wierd moan

The Elden Ring Narrators weird moan

Ooooohhh *insert partners name here*

Siegwards weird mmm…

The ever brilliant gold mask 😩

Male character taking damage in DS1 moan

DS1 menu selection noise moan

Any Micolash quote in general will work

AHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHAAAAHHHHHH Now im waking up..... Ill forget everythinggg....

Male chosen undead taking damage moan

“Aaahh-wwOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” “AHHHhhhhh, majestic! A hunter is a hunter even in a dream!” *moaning “ahh, kos… or some say, kosm…”

Once you finished "You may leave now. It was but brief, but thou gavest me fine service."

What about "Thou hast given me good service... Serosh"

r/unexpectedbestiality Edit: do NOT click that

It's banned lol

A corpse should be left well alone

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I hate this so much. I have scopophobia and thalassaphobia… you are a menace

What is scopophobia?

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Holy shit I didn’t even know this bot existed. good bot :)

Yeah I didn’t either, it’s really cool actually! Good bot :)

MY NAME... IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!

AS I BREATHE, YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE *GATE*

That's more of a rejection

*deflected*

ME LLAMO*

Found the speed runner

“…”

Goldmask moment

Big pot energy

Horace-coded

"Come... Sekiro!" 😳

You just gave me the mental image of Sekiro shagging Isshin fuck you

NOOOOOO

To be fair, Isshin fucked me really hard for 2 hours straight before I finally beat him.

Thats hot

O fuk yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Give me that thing, your dark hole.

“Together we shall devour the very gods!”

Togethaagh

You chose this and not "Join, the serpent king, as familyyyyy"

https://preview.redd.it/p59xvedvko9c1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=300ea31b4477d9571ed1a1aaf4f123f010aa6f68

Let us engage in jolly cooperation!

Sorry, I only engage in competitive sex

Hmmm

Hmmm...

"father ariandel scream"

your name really applies to this

"Hold on, there! What's this about? Now, stop that! Ouch! Oww! What problem do you have now? I'm a man of peace, idiot! Enough of you, I say, farewell."

"What a well-bred man you are!" - Pot Noble from Sekiro

You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

Prithee, be careful. I don't want to see m' work squandered.

What’s that smell

Ahh the sweet blood...

It's enough to make a man sick

Oh how it sings to me....

Beasts all over the shop

You’ll be one of them, sooner or later

No matter how tender, how exquisite, a lie will remain a lie

MY guiding moonlight HNHNHNNNGSNORTSNORT

I’ve seen your kind, time and time again

Every fleeing man must be caught

Every secret must be unearthed

Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth

But in the end you lack the stomach

For the agony you'll bring upon yourself.

touch the darkness within me

Gavlan wheel, Gavlan deal.

Oh god

the funniest shit here

“I can kill you and defile your corpse… then the pox will truly be your own”

"Master, look! I've done it! I've done it! I've smashed, and pounded and grounded this rotten siren into fleshy pink pulp! There you filthy monstrosity... What good's your immortality now? Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state -- all mangled and twisted with every inside on the outside for all the world to see."

oh no, i've been such a filthy monstrosity, i need a pound n' ground 🥺

https://preview.redd.it/a7t7z8woa59c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b31014cc40858fe5a7560c45fe01660b88668d

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Strong I am. Forge I can.

Here, that hole. Take a closer look.

“Forgive me my lady… I swore an oath, but I have failed you…”

“You ignorant slaves”

A true man of culture.

“Marika’s Tits!” or “I can kill you and defile your corpse… then the pox will truly be your own”

TOGETHAAAAAAAAA

LET US DEVOUR THE VERY GODSSSS

"Please "finger but hole" !"

Hyetta’s vomiting sound

Fear not the dark my friend and let the feast begin

"Good heavens. Clench your teeth, or something."

When you cum say “the thrones, Stained by my curse”

Ludwig's head horse noises

"If only I could be so grossly incandescent..."

Put those foolish ambitions to rest

Step 1: invite friends and family over to “watch LOTR or something idk” (this is a ruse) Step 2: whip it out and start going raw in thine lover in front of them Step 3: … “WELCOME, HONOURED GUESTS, TO THE BIRTHPLACE OF OUR DYNASTY!” Step 4: make a dynasty Edit: Step 5: Get ordered by a federal judge to register as a sex offender for the ultimate Mohg, Lord of Blood experience ^(/s)

Mohg is on a registry or at the very least should be.

You forgot that your loved one must be laying knocked out in a cocoon made of the finest of silks.

Whip out your penis and pretend like it's talking and say "I am Melania, Blade of Miquella"

*Malenia “And I have never known defeat.”

"Though art of passing skill"

Ooh, you smell wonderful. Hee hee hee…

Ahh, I knew you’d come.

I help anytime

Away! Away!!!

BEAR WITNESS!

“Ooh, yet to give in, eh?” - HawkWOOD

"SEX" -Mohg

I COMMAND THEE, KNEEL!!!

“*sigh*… Gives me conniptions…”

Marikas tits, your hungry 🤤

"give us smooth! give us silky!"

“My darling pupil”

Gavlan Wheel, Gavlan Deal!

Amazing chest ahead

"Oh dear, another dogged contender... "

https://preview.redd.it/ah26v37xg49c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2093c2d509bfa4e6229d392b46d384211fea04 How my blood boils, face me Sekiro!!!

Gavlan wheel?

*glug glug glug* Gavlan DEAL!

Rise if you would, for that is our curse.

Forefathers one and all, BEAR WITNESS!

Oh Death, become my blade once more.

Thy kind are all of a piece

Conniptions

Try finger, but hole

*Come on, give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big.I'll pop clean out. I'm sure of it!* or *Oh, no need to be coy with me.* *Judging by the fine wallop you gave the old backside earlier I would venture you're something of a warrior yourself.*

Ahhh may chaos take the world. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

"Marika's tits!"

THE LOATHESOME DUNGEATER!

"There, That Hole. Take A Closer Look."

Male chosen undead hurt sound

ME LLAMOOOOOOOO!!!

At the moment of climax, just yell out "THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER" and when your partner starts to ask "what the fuck was that", pretend like you have no idea what they are talking about, just act like it didn't happen.

ds1 damage taken noise

Put these foolish ambitions to rest

Do the Mohg countdown and then shout "NIHIL!" every time you spurt.

*cleric beast noises*

“Who’s there? Please, touch me” or however it goes

Forefathers one and all witness me!

You will witness true horror

"I shall partake"

No one has come this far, not for a very long while. Young Hollow, do you wish to shed this curse? Then accept the fate of your ilk, and face the trials that await you. Unless, you have already joined the crestfallen. Young Hollow, there are but two paths. Inherit the order of this world, or destroy it. But only a true monarch can make such a choice. Very few, indeed, have come even this far. And yet, your journey is far from over. Half-grown Hollow, have you what it takes, truly? Young Hollow, seek after Vendrick. He who almost became a true monarch. Vendrick is certain to guide your way. Fledgeling Hollow, may we meet again. Heheh, I believe we've been acquainted. Young Hollow, conqueror of fear. What drives you so, to overcome this supposed curse? Life is brilliant. Beautiful. It enchants us, to the point of obsession. Some are true to their purpose, though they are but shells, flesh and mind. One man lost his own body, but lingered on, as a head. Others chase the charms of love, however elusive. What is it that drives you? Once, the Lord of Light banished Dark, and all that stemmed from humanity. And men assumed a fleeting form. These are the roots of our world. Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite... A lie will remain a lie. Young Hollow, knowing this, do you still desire peace? Vendrick, the near-true monarch, is here, and not far off. But what is a king? You, neither born with greatness, nor granted it by the fates. What is it that you seek? You cannot even say yourself. We shall meet again, young Hollow. Young Hollow. How you grapple, without falter, with this dreadfully twisted world. Peace grants men the illusion of life. Shackled by falsehoods, they yearn for love, unaware of its grand illusion. Until, the curse touches their flesh. We are bound by this yoke. As true as the Dark that churns within men. All men trust fully the illusion of life. But is this so wrong? A construction, a facade, and yet... A world full of warmth and resplendence. Young Hollow, are you intent on shattering the yoke, spoiling this wonderful falsehood? I am Aldia. I sought to shed the yoke of fate, but failed. Now, I only await an answer. Seek the throne. Seek light, Dark and what lies beyond... Many monarchs have come and gone. One drowned in poison, another succumbed to flame. Still another slumbers in a realm of ice. Not one of them stood here, as you do now. You, conqueror of adversities. Give us your answer. I lost everything, but remained here, patiently. The throne will certainly receive you. But the question remains... What do you want, truly? Light? Dark? Or something else entirely... There is no path. Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of Dark... ...what could possibly await us? And yet, we seek it, insatiably... Such is our fate.

Seek, seek

“The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game.” If you know you know

ROBERT!!!!!

Try finger but hole

Try finger but hole

“Try finger, but hole”

Try finger, but hole

“I COMMAND THEE, KNEEL”

"RAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" - Hoarah Loux, Warrior

"May the curse seep to thy very soul"

https://preview.redd.it/fg3wn9g0p69c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6470c3a9c6c8a16d9045bd2c99f1cb147d403e5

Hesitation is defeat!

Try finger but hole

The ASSlume continues to spread!

"A great terror looms"

"We are born by the blood, made men by the blood, and undone by the blood, our eyes are yet to open... fear the old blood"

A corpse should be left well enough alone

"ah you've arrived"

Thou art of passing skill

Fear the old blood

Trap ahead

Forefathers, one and all BEAR WITNESS

**"Plin Plin Plon intensifies as i light my dick on fire."**

(Get eaten out) marikas tits, you must be ungry