Look for an old man statue and hit it as hard has you can, wait for it to vanish, enter the corridor, then look for a hidden chest next to the altar with a dead person in it. There's at least one of those in every respecteful city.
Or maybe just order it on Amazon idk
https://preview.redd.it/3g1s3ive7hdc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2fd497d5096ba46ae370bc136f091abc20c7be
Stephen King book called >! Apt pupil !< True definition of what cocaine does to a mf.
Have you seen the sub you’re in? People are praising the rotussy, wish to lick gwendolin’s tentacle feet, and we had the graftussy not so long ago, unsub to avoid the brainrot
https://preview.redd.it/f3ecv051ihdc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3307555e6e05e83a61bb2bc14ad1580da7f83edd
Since the topic is sex i would absolutely destroy theshit out of assylum demon big tight juicy but hole with my black knight greatsword
Is it cheating to pick two? It doesn't work without Milkweed rune...
https://preview.redd.it/c56dwax43ldc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce7fe500aa195a842d898e6c2fa444d9206f62c
Slightly unrelated, but I would use this to get sex.
https://preview.redd.it/peb7rbdkpoec1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddeeffc5ffc9fdb3352a1b948fbb58bcbb20300d
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based
The tomboy and femboy ring... truly the pinnacle of soulsborne games
What does this even do ingame 😭
Changes body animations to be the ones of the opposite gender. Male char do female walk animations and vice versa
where do I find one... it's for a friend
Look for an old man statue and hit it as hard has you can, wait for it to vanish, enter the corridor, then look for a hidden chest next to the altar with a dead person in it. There's at least one of those in every respecteful city. Or maybe just order it on Amazon idk
And what is the point of doing that ingame?
Slayyying ✨ purposes of course.
If you don't have drip, you may as well quit
Words to live by my friend
Relatable
Femboy ring :D
I forgot about this ring lmfao
Bros about to do a Marika Move.
https://preview.redd.it/7bmz6xtlfgdc1.png?width=292&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b5d2d1eb5cea8d5a5ad7934a6a7387cf71436ef
holy shit dude (im in)
https://preview.redd.it/l7gggvptfgdc1.png?width=697&format=png&auto=webp&s=3902a6290a7b99b8b0a68cdfda7ecae5e5cb1331
thats a big sword… how could i pass this opportunity
Talk about popping that cherry.
Chloranthy Ring is the vanilla option, you cannot convince me otherwise.
FaP ring increases max stamina so it's a good choice as well
Nah, most people don't like it if it lasts longer, but everyone likes it when you can go another round
Is 10 rounds of 5s good?
skill issue
The latter part becomes increasingly more impressive, provided time between them is short
Yeah but we’re talking about sex. No fap
Third Dragon Ring tho More total Stamina, health, and "load".
Man's shooting ROPES over here
Yeah cloranthy is the choice but it better be for two, otherwise things may get a little sticky (pun intended)
lube https://preview.redd.it/g56s2locjgdc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=de7eeac96f7764c25b6b43a2059873fe4305460a
Ain't that that one Stephen King book?
huh???
https://preview.redd.it/3g1s3ive7hdc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2fd497d5096ba46ae370bc136f091abc20c7be Stephen King book called >! Apt pupil !< True definition of what cocaine does to a mf.
Oh god fuck you for reminding me of that book. Now I’ll be thinking about it for a week
To this day i thank my lucky stars i haven't actually read it, just 'that scene' because of a 2 am stephen king rabbit hole i went down
Tingly
https://preview.redd.it/a7fqpriekgdc1.jpeg?width=135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ae888804210079dcc75c9266dd815935bc3165
https://preview.redd.it/fr1o23rlmgdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375241de142598ef4d70682418449ad548ab0f34
https://preview.redd.it/qr08s33cfkdc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1621d84e3977d6af49e6fcad8eec8ec183aa8f02
https://preview.redd.it/qajjqjziogdc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f25c083dde664b311c2f8ebf4ef6fdc03f47b8c Im a simple man
Can i be the cream to your whip?
Don’t sell yourself short. You can be the *miracle* to my whip.
https://preview.redd.it/gh17uoifjkdc1.jpeg?width=86&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56552e4911c456538a56f00f80d303f028ac277d
https://preview.redd.it/4bohh03fjgdc1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3971c775b69b5eb163194552d6e2ba3e2831da87
do you plan on using it as a cockring?
Yeah - how did you know? 🤨
because im watching you from the window man let me in lets test it
https://preview.redd.it/2rwbnvtfjgdc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81bbf18f6cce08e8df4553d92db93b1e9cf1d334
i dont know how to feel about this
You will know when the time comes (or I)
Try finger
But hole
“Shriveled but still warm”
he just like me fr fr
Sticky white stuff. (The sticky white stuff is pus)
oh
Hold shit I forgot that was an actual item that existed
im holding the shit for you, whats the matter?
https://preview.redd.it/t7yph3kopgdc1.png?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db2b2a6ba6039e3d8d23180b3d0c6ae278e5c17
What happens if a woman wears this?
"Fine, I guess you are my little PegChamp."
This deserves gold…
https://preview.redd.it/5vz32ajtsgdc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ccccaadfa11269273ae9c0c1e3bc3e0b06173e
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Where is the unsee button
I like how they put it on a pillow.
https://preview.redd.it/e1b6bh3behdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=930d16c6bc04d9bd3d7aeb64763ddc5ae314da27
I’m surprised I haven’t seen the ranni doll yet
Nah bro, fucking girls is gay. Because girls like dick, and that’s gay.
Fellas...
please no I've seen enough of brain rot
Have you seen the sub you’re in? People are praising the rotussy, wish to lick gwendolin’s tentacle feet, and we had the graftussy not so long ago, unsub to avoid the brainrot
every part of reddit that isnt tech support or niche hobbies is just brain rot all over
True advice from a real one thank you for enlightening me friend and praise the sun.
actually i don’t like men i like other girls, so i’m a straight girl
That’s rad as fuck.
https://preview.redd.it/z62dwveaqgdc1.png?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ba8c841f8fd40001246f6eac908e7e6bb6d09e
Artificial rotussy
Scarlet Lube
Mind you that ring puts a semi visible ghoul on your back so instant 3 way
dude you dont need to keep selling it to me im so in
Any gun from Bloodborne
https://preview.redd.it/xb1x8fl21hdc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57a7479d0139e718c45f9d0c500a78aba2b0751
https://preview.redd.it/f3ecv051ihdc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3307555e6e05e83a61bb2bc14ad1580da7f83edd Since the topic is sex i would absolutely destroy theshit out of assylum demon big tight juicy but hole with my black knight greatsword
https://i.redd.it/9lut5pha3jdc1.gif
based
Dragonslayer’s spear
vyke?
Ornstein
ik i just meant… vyke could use a dragonslayer spear to slay that dragon ahh
Nah you already know who I’m using it on
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I saw a picture of Gwyndolin wearing this as a cockring
https://preview.redd.it/bytopynkchdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef495edd956c061848012d3090cde4f944d6d14c
Fog ring so I don't go to jail again
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Do y’all think I could cast great magic shield on my dick and use it as a condom or nah
absolutely
Torrent
https://preview.redd.it/my6qy180phdc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11a6c0038e5927a56d33f57d76dd2f4ca2f7de90
what
You know exactly what this means.
https://preview.redd.it/n5k1upfyykdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e689ad20883c6a223ad0e61fc4d42215ad998d14
https://preview.redd.it/wvncuegbphdc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca4d5ee3f19c3bac627f514484c45164a3700d8
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i thought abt this one too ngl
I'm surprised nobody said this https://preview.redd.it/mhrtl2izwkdc1.png?width=316&format=png&auto=webp&s=652d05d818ddd7ed620e7c369c867953cc9e6ea8
not enough blood yet shed
Silvercat ring. I don't wanna take damage if i fall from my bed :(
no more jumping
Blood-tainted excrement
https://preview.redd.it/nlpkeu9r5idc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f66cfafb60a4a42e0f9b9525111133eb24af98d
I'll get Maria to bone me, one way or another
>I'll get Maria to bone me, one way or another ~ Gehrman, probably.
This mf really said go ahead and use the doll if it please you 💀
I'd choose the FaP ring
Chloranthy ring+2
Is it cheating to pick two? It doesn't work without Milkweed rune... https://preview.redd.it/c56dwax43ldc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce7fe500aa195a842d898e6c2fa444d9206f62c
fair enough
Unalloyed Gold Needle. Sounds like it'd be fun.
Can't believe thet put a Ring of Poppers in this game
and they are so real for that
Twinblade talisman.
https://preview.redd.it/mew7w49kajdc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152af00009fc310aa3dda84706f3b8db079f63b3
https://preview.redd.it/nci1k6btpkdc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10604c5350311fc25d18a2537f54f9724113b03c
one I already use: https://preview.redd.it/42odybpuwkdc1.png?width=393&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dd8d76c8349dc93a35968cc90f78e630ecbc88e
https://preview.redd.it/6m9vz4gkyldc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b951278f152cb68df5c7c2c2eaec6351b99f0a36
For my "thrusting weapon" https://preview.redd.it/kwm7kgb4pmdc1.png?width=266&format=png&auto=webp&s=01e62c2195a669e6b25957330f4d29039b3799c7
wait… COUNTERattack?????
Thrusting weapon on thrusting weapons. A woman without a cock is like an angel without wings.
Havel ring, so I can do a full Nelson even on your mom
Bite Down
https://preview.redd.it/zwfv5orycmdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f185615cddb1ffc53e2d6a261a72decc07b229b0
Sorry babe, the helmet stays on... (Furry roleplay helmet)
https://preview.redd.it/dnywp1uk8hdc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45969ab9d85ccec0330f3f037d8fa87002aee92b
the opposite of mine. okay i see the appeal
https://preview.redd.it/5ofg9bn7ujdc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a69c85baada4370bf077486f8f93bdd174e1c7d
Not quite an item but https://preview.redd.it/vcj7a2kc5kdc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa96b66e5b829f04b26363332099443605077dc
https://preview.redd.it/61bs15z03pdc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e926ed12323b9db500eda63855a76d68f1014d
Slightly unrelated, but I would use this to get sex. https://preview.redd.it/peb7rbdkpoec1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddeeffc5ffc9fdb3352a1b948fbb58bcbb20300d
absolutely me too
Chloranthy. Not lasting longer than normal really but ready to go again in seconds
Sticky White Slime
grower ring
Growers ring
dragon head stone
Fire's Deadly Sin
https://preview.redd.it/mu7x87m0vjdc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52aedb853633999c1af200d2fa27b278a510d601
Damn this post and comments got me laughing hard ngl
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Rose of Ariandel
Octopus head
https://preview.redd.it/l6k15gm90osc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458f2b8ab30f5dc16c904a5825a4b71f16c04e4d
Fap ring :3
You know this ring puts a dude on your back right?😄
yes i know i have fucked multiple men but thanks for the heads up
Ringed Finger from ER. It's got that THUMP!
Please, Fire Keeper, BREAK MY QUIVERING BODY on the BONE WHEEL SHIELD! 😭
https://preview.redd.it/v8rfnglujldc1.png?width=208&format=png&auto=webp&s=d89cf541294bef07b2cf86fa1dc99acbf2607157 harder daddy
Black Knight’s Helm. Just think it would be cool.
Cloranthy ring.
I already use the thin beast bone.
Stone of Gurranq
Homeward bone
Not FAP for sure
chloranthy ring
Lmao