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ThexanI

His name is Foreman


HistoricalVariation1

No it cant be he is smiling


Fill-Chapo

Foreman did smile once. He had a brain infection tho


__kingslayer_

Underrated comment. Only House fans can appreciate.


HistoricalVariation1

Indeed only us rarest male types house males can appreciate


__kingslayer_

*pops a bunch of vicodins*


DeadEndXD

*Smashes your toes with a cane*


rahn-24

A House fan I see


ten-unable

House hired Foreman to do B&Es. Why'd the show lean into stereotypes like that


KormaKameleon88

The show didn't lean in to that...it leant in to the fact House was an ass who leant in to stereotypes like that. They make that very clear!


Mediocremon

People seem to mistake character intent for writer intent too often. You can write a piece of shit character without being one yourself. The context within the show matters too.


Numba_13

The show made it very clear that House was a fucking asshole to do that. He even goes off in all his accomplishments but picked him because of his record instead. House is a douchebag


ten-unable

Lol neat I totally forgot that. Thought it was just some banter


that_face_when_no

Yeah I'd hardly call one of the best brain doctors in the world "some guy"


Happy-Possession138

You on camera, your on candid camera now


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Was she will smith's first woman friend? Because I really don't get why he's put up with so much.


Cathbro6

I mean I can’t speak for him, but he does have kids with her so that probably plays a part in sticking with her even against all the red flags


Stovlari

Yeah, but i feel like having an affair with your own ass sons friend is crossing a line or two…


Hazzardo

#Girlboss moment


chicoconcarne

#THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG


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His kids act like they hate him too,a great great man is now only great through nostalgia


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There's limits, though. Just saying. At some point I feel he needs to stand up for himself.


Cathbro6

Oh absolutely, I was just throwing out an option for why he might he’s still there


HateKillDestroy22

Will I know you’re reading this… You are loved by so many, be strong


MrSadfacePancake

Arent they also in a cult? I assume that's part of it as well


ConsciousInsurance67

First time i saw what his teen kids looked like and how weird rhey behave i felt that there was something off in that family and get surprised, bcause Will always have seemed very nice since his youth. Later I learn about his wife, an "actress " that none outside America knows, and start to understand...


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im_chad_vader

That part is always conveniently left out… Reddit hates nuance.


Syng42o

They just want to make a woman the villain.


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Is it at all possible that they just have like an open relationship? Those exist. Where two people are together but both of them still have sex with other people.


moonra_zk

They do, but apparently she's the one that wanted it, so she probably likes that more than he does. OTOH, he apparently fucked Margot Robbie, so...


Fake_Diesel

Nice


Lingering_Dorkness

I think Will is just really messed up from his own childhood. His own father was a right pos; a violent alcoholic who terrorised the Smith family. Will recounts in his autobiography instances where his father assaulted his mother, and that he still feels guilt over having done nothing to stop the violence (which, of course, he wasn't in a position to being just a kid at the time). Not wanting to ever turn into his father coupled with his guilt over "having let it happen", Will turned into an absolute doormat as a husband, letting Jada do whatever (and whoever) she wants. It's pretty sad seeing as Will does come across as a pretty decent sort and obviously has the money to get proper therapy. Yet he has allowed himself to be well and truly cucked.


sixty6006

Hasn't he cheated on her too...?


DeylanQuel

Scientologists reject psychiatry.


Johnny_JungleBridge

Yes. She took his virginity, so that’s why he stayed with her for so long. It’s actually pretty sad, but he thinks he’s in love. Disappointing that one of my favorite actors of all time (who plays the hero in literally everything he’s in) is a giant soy boy cuck. I wouldn’t slap a man for making a joke about my wife who constantly cheated on me with a guy I let live in my house. If you really want to hate the smiths, watch the interview of will on GI Jada’s Facebook show Red Table. It’s horrible


mynameistoocommonman

Calling someone a "soy boy cuck" unironically is extremely cringe


Johnny_JungleBridge

Extremely cringe is letting a guy stay in your house and fuck your wife for months and letting continue after he moves out. Then going on your wife’s show and letting her interview you about her cheating on you and downplaying it. And what’s more cringe is slapping a comedian for making fun your bald-headed wife when she’s been rocking that hairstyle for almost 20 years


mynameistoocommonman

Idk man, seems kinda cringe to get so worked up about what consenting adults do in their bedrooms. What do you even care? Seems like it's mostly their business.


Syng42o

>She took his virginity The man has been married before and had a child with his first wife, lol.


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Johnny_JungleBridge

Please do not respond to me. I asked you once already


xxPoLyGLoTxx

What’s in the interview? I can’t be bothered to watch it rn


Johnny_JungleBridge

They basically talk about how they let the dude live in their house and how she cheated on William with the guy. Also how the guy she cheated on him with was on her show multiple times. She asks William how he felt about it and he’s like “I love you still. People think marriage is easy but it’s not. Sometimes it’s like ‘I want to strangle you’ but you can’t and you learn to talk it out and stay in love”. It’s v cringe


xxPoLyGLoTxx

Jesus. That’s some crazy stuff. I heard he cheated on her, too (but don’t know if it’s true - I don’t follow this stuff). Sad story all around.


Truth_spreader900

So cringe like you haters don’t hear how you sound


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Truth_spreader900

???


PrinceOfThieves17

Joel is the cameraman in Scream 2. This is Phil as played by Omar Epps.


jimmysbeans

I feel like this was done to death after the whole slap thing


JokerGamezz

Honestly it probably was, but I was doing a rewatch and it's all I could think of


jimmysbeans

That's fair enough! Sorry, I really didn't mean for it to come out as a dig at you


JokerGamezz

Oh dude no absolutely, I didn't take it that way at all it's chill


pokeaim

"keep my wife's name out of your effin mouth (your bed is ok tho)!"


Lala_499

reddit always conveniently forgets that will also sleeps with other people


madsky11

Idk why you’re being downvoted because I’m pretty sure you’re right. Growing up I always knew of Will & Jada as the polyamorous famous power couple.


Lala_499

reddit just has a hate boner for jaida lmao


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Careful op, will smith is going to slap you


ThisIsYourMormont

Has she always been 50?


isunktheship

Is that the woman from G.I. Jane 2?


Xennon54

Honestly i dont see why anyone would want to fuck her, shes not that good looking and her personality is pure garbage


JokerGamezz

She really looks like a female, colour swapped Agent 47


Xennon54

I mean, idk who downvoted you youre right


geiwosuruinu

>idk who downvoted you I know who downvoted them. I'm sworn to secrecy, though.


Xennon54

The Deep Slate


JokerGamezz

It sounds a little racey to be fair


zorenic

lmao “Jada Smith is not white” Reddit: “thats racist!!!!!!!!!!!”


Barbar_jinx

Oh no there are people who do not share your taste in women, like whaaat?


nur5e

She is disgusting looking. I just don’t get it.


Xennon54

Lets not overreact now, shes not disgusting looking, just ugly


nur5e

OK. Looks ugly, but is a disgusting person.


Lala_499

she’s gorgeous and you have literally never met her in your life. you don’t know what her personality is.


UsefulBerry1

Is this a bad troll attempt?


Lala_499

oh i’m sorry, you have met her? my bad


Xennon54

Lol, ok fanboy. You hoping she would notice you whiteknighting over her so she will finally let you lick her feet?


Lala_499

yup. about as much as you’re hoping Will is gonna notice you defending his honor so he’ll finally let you deep throat his dick and lick at his balls.


Xennon54

Where did i defend Will? I just called his wife ugly both from the outside and the inside


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You think the movie that they're watching just made a g i jane joke, and joel still hasn't looked over to find that he has to go up and slap the screen? Look how pissed she look


themosquito

My favorite part about the GI Jane thing is it successfully gaslit me and many others into thinking Jada starred in GI Jane, because *who remembers GI Jane?*


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Lala_499

you don’t know either of them lmaooo. get a grip.


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Lala_499

did anyone ask you anything? you still felt the need to comment. it’s almost like this is a public forum. go stick your tongue up will smiths asshole in peace.


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sixty6006

Be quiet, incel.


Lala_499

LMAOOOOO i’m not the one talking about the “dark energy” of some woman i’ve never even met. holy projection batman. try touching some grass. parasocial relationships aren’t healthy.


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Lala_499

every time you say dark energy it makes me laugh 💀💀 thanks for the lols


JoeyJoeJoShalabado

I heard she did all her own sitting for this role


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This is so fucking lame


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AMBAhmed

..It literally is an open relationship


[deleted]

Is it? Then why did Will cry during that infamous interview when she was explaining it?


RevGrizzly

Just watched the Nutty Professor on a flight only to fast forward to the Kumps scenes and past any and all of her wooden "acting." Insufferable.


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Honest to god, I don't like violence against women, but I think everyone would've been better off if Rock hopped off stage and slapped Jada. That way, , Will wouldn't have got in trouble and Jada would've got knocked down the peg or two she so very much deserves


herrfrosteus

Watch out. Or Will will slap you


SuperZX

[Classic](https://youtu.be/tHZQbKEZkrA)


Nochnichtvergeben

Best one so far!


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Just from the events of the Oscars and that seemingly fake apology that came out of nowhere I think she is holding her husband captive.


drej191

Feel like she would give him a look and he’s going to find a projectionist to slap


Bruhdotcomdotnet

The movie they are seeing is GI Jane. This is a reference to Jada Pinkett Smith’s imminent casting in GI Jane 2.


6thgenbestgen

And people say Ghostface was the villian in that movie.


Ahseid

i forgot she was in this movie