Super power: every time someone posts an ejaculation based super power here, you gain a penny. You can't do it, and telling others to do it doesn't count either.
Because its a shitty superpower. Sure, you can ejaculate nutella, but do you really want to?
The power to have an unlimited amount of nutellla coming out of your penis in exchange with a risk of potential health problem for having a nutella deep inside your urinary track is funny to ponder about.
"Sure, I could do it... but SHOULD I do it?"
because some people find the idea of weird stuff coming out of your dick amusing
It is tho
Superpower idea: you can get rid of those ejaculate jokes but you'll start ejaculating those jokes
The T’s and J’s are gonna fuck his urethra all the way up
Super power: every time someone posts an ejaculation based super power here, you gain a penny. You can't do it, and telling others to do it doesn't count either.
It can get pretty nuts sometimes
Nice
Sometimes it can get post-nuts too.
People like seeing the NSFW tag ones
We ran out of good ideas 7 years ago
Damn is this sub that old? I only just found it
Because sex
Damn the inability to take a joke really is a shitty superpower
it's called "wanting people to be more creative"
Breaks the rules of this sub, powers must be controllable and cannot be a curse.
Because most powers involving jizz aren’t very good
To quote bo Burnham, welcome to the internet
Because its a shitty superpower. Sure, you can ejaculate nutella, but do you really want to? The power to have an unlimited amount of nutellla coming out of your penis in exchange with a risk of potential health problem for having a nutella deep inside your urinary track is funny to ponder about. "Sure, I could do it... but SHOULD I do it?"
Bc they want to
I think a Scanners style orgasm superpower would be too good for this sub.
Cause funny
Cum now it can't be all that bad? show some spunk laddie it can't be that HARD have you no backBONE? ps. Jizz.