so i can legally just steal someones property? like go somewhere that nobody goes around and pee on the land until i cover enough of it? or even better could i just pee on the deed to land and own it? better yet can i pee on the irs to not pay taxes?

Yes, do remember, if you peE on it you will get it in the state there was.

I’ll just pee on dimonds

I would pee into a large vat and store the vat. Then dip everything I want into my vat of pee. Then I will own all. My powers of accumulation will grow as my vat fills up. I will dip entire airplanes into my vat!

I think people would probably stop willingly giving you things to put in your pee vat.

Into the vat they go!

I guess if you can't own em, drown em (in pee)

"Everything the piss touches is our kingdom."

"And you my son, shall go forth and inherit it."

"What about that sanitary part over there?"

“No, you must ***never*** go there my son.”

Sounds about right for lions.

This is really ambiguous. What counts as a separate "section" for an object? If you only gain ownership of "the sections covered in pee" of an airplane, what if you pee on a bar of gold? Do you only get the part in the middle that the pee lands on? Do you only get the very top layer of gold atoms but not the 99.99999999% of the interior of the gold bar the pee technically isn't touching? If you get the whole gold bar because it's one object then again, what counts as one? Only things atomically bonded? What about things that are glued together? Those are atomic bonds, do they count? What about welds? If you pee on a welded rail road track, do you get the entire miles and miles, or just up to the next weld point?

Anything smaller than you is a single object, things larger than you need to be done in pieces.

Pee-ces

Happy cake day!

r/notOPbutokay

so a tree is multiple piece

It’s stipulations like this that make this sub my favourite. I only discovered it like a week ago and I have already had hours of fun contemplating the boundary cases and reading peoples in depth arguments and debates on the rules of each power. I feel like I’m at home here

This isn't a superpower, it's just being a cat

Being R Kelly

Being a cat isn't a superpower?

Swing and a miss

Swing and a piss*

So, basically, I'm a dog.

does it only apply to the thin layer of atoms that come into contact with the pee?

Can i mix it with water to increase the coverage? If i can fill a crop duster with like 99% water and 1% pee can i own anything it touches? Or does the rule restrict to the piss that immediately leaves my body?

Oo..I piss into a hurricane.

Pissing into the ocean to own all beachfront properties, then selling it back to the owners because I can’t manage that much property lol

To be honest I think that's what landowners already did

Couple this with the other post that said you could store 5 days worth of pee in a pocket dimension and you'd be op, just drink a lot of water then swoop in someplace new every 5 days claiming swaths of land whole warehouses and factories go to the bank or a mint and pee on all the money.

I am become dog. Woof. *Urinates on the soil making the crust of the earth belong to me*

You now only own the soil not the entire earth

Holy shit its almost like its a joke. Settle down cowboy

I think you're the one who needs to settle down they weren't being aggressive in their comment lmao

Settle yourself buckaroni its my comment i do with it what i want

Some pee is needed. Ive peed on this thread and it now belongs to me.

I pee on your pee so now your pee belongs to me making it mine again haha

Oh sorry 😅

How does that mechanism work, what if owning said things or beings is against the law? Mainly talking about slavery.

Llegally belongs to you, that means that it is your property but if that property is illegal to own then you would get all the requisite punishment/fines.

oh damn better watch out for those fetishes

Let them pee on you too, then it isn't slavery, but marriage.

damn those new life hacks are insane! *til ammonia do us part*

Peewee you now belong to me

r/godlysuperpowers Im gonna piss on you

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUB

r/godtiersuperpowers I believe

Then you'll own skin. BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY BONES NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

I'm gonna piss on the moon!

This is not shitty, You could literally own whatever you want. Put your pee in a big bucket of water, it will be dissolved so you can spread your pee over a larger area.

Convert the urine to a gaseous form and release it into the sky

Oh shiiit even better

oh piss*

Nice I'm gonna go piss on Robotnik's wife.

Gonna piss on every vending machine I find. Then sell them back to the company for profit. Gonna piss on every bike I find. Sell em. Gonna piss on all the frozen cum in the sperm bank and own humanity. Gonna piss land for sale so I have to be paid for that area for people to build on it. Gonna piss on company servers, then sell back the servers at a profit.

The servers may break. Also they may not want to buy pee covered stuff unless you pee on all the things

This is actually super shitty if you consider that your piss will travel through tons of random sewer systems if you ever use toilets and then you will be liable for repairs on all of that.

But you can also charge people for the service and make bank lol. Have a monopoly on it

"im pissing on the moooooon!" -sonic fandub

Gonna pee on people👍

Pee on the ground, you own the country

Your thinking too small, pee on the ground you now own *the world*

Instructions unclear - I peed on everything that belongs to me :(

Pee on OP and make him my slave.

So I get dog logic as a power

Time to piss on America

What if I pee on the entire declaration of independence? Do I still get arrested for breaking in to pee on it?

Can you get a cloth, pee on it, and use it as your very own infinite credit card?

So I could just pee a circle around a building and then tell people no trespassing?

I own the entirety of the inside of the toilet bowl

I don’t consider most politicians humans so uh

So if I pee on the ground I own the earth

Gonna go pee on an atm

Top of a skyscraper, pee off the edge...

Start a cult. Have them abduct people for you to piss on. Eventually piss on everyone. Rule the world with a golden shower.

Devious Piss

You had me until the last part.

I am gonna start drinking **so much water…**

I piss outside all the time. This would be incredible. Instant ownership of material goods is not even close to a shitty power, regardless of this method of conveyance

Given EVERYONE a golden shower.

Does this mean you can only get the outermost part of most objects?

I'm using unethical life pro tips making piss discs so that way I can get more range.

Okay piss-man...

I hire one of those water carrier plane things that dumps on forest fires, then use it to methodically soak the area up to 100km from my house using my diluted urine.

Fuck yea, dog sh- I mean dog piss super power

My parents will be wondering why I am drinking so much water

I am become dog, owner of worlds.

i read it it says "can't see me"

gotta pee on the car

In that case, I'm going to piss on all of the cash at work.

Ok. I'll pee on Vatican then

I pee on my pee

Would it work for electrical goods?

So would this also apply to any ownership documents like a title to a car so if I manage to piss on the entire title I'd gain ownership of the car because I own the title or would I just have ownership of that specific copy but not the actual car? Also does it have to be fresh piss or can I make a giant piss tank and just dip anything I want into the piss tank?

if i piss in a water gun would that make it so i can shoot things to own them?

This is gross, but extremely useful. I could slowly claim a section of land one part at a time.

Basically being a dog

So do I have to pee on the inside of the Lamborghini to own it or can I just pee on the hood?

Pee in a spray bottle. Boom, instant property ownership

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

People here need to understand the value of land, also how to spread your piss around , also fun in this situation "You're seat? Well i don't see your name on it" *dramatic camera pause a shot of my eyes squinting* "Yes" *unzip*

So I now own an expansive collection of urinals? And trees and brick walls.

This isn't even that shitty. pee on someone's car? bam. Yours now. Pee on diamonds? Bam. Yours now. Anything and everything can now be yours with piss.

This is Basically how the slavery works...

Do I have to actually pee on the thing or can I pee in a bottle and then just sprinkle some whenever I go “shopping”?

If I pee into the water supply of the sprinkler system at a concert and then set the system off ... I can order everyone to give me all my clothes on the spot and get a bunch of them arrested for indecency? Amazing.

…so fill up a huge ass spray bottle, and walk into a jeweler Maybe go find people I seriously dislike and piss on them lol Question, can I dilute the piss as well? Use the jeweler situation to make enough money, to dilute piss into a huge vat, and crop dust a parking lot at a ford dealership

Just put my pee in bottles and pour it on or directly pee on money or gold. Do this by either getting a job in the gold reserve or at a bank, make legal money that's insured, so it doesn't hurt individuals

You created a scenario where you pee on things to claim ownership and WE are the sick fucks?

You can't exclude people why would you nerf the best superpower

"I peed on your wife Robitnik. She's mine now. That's the law." - Shadow The Hedgehog