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DarthSeanious83

Yes. Also who the fuck agrees to tattoo a 13 year old


SlugmanTheBrave

a 13 yo


NovaBloom444

If a 13yo did this then i think it’s definitely a good tattoo.. considering


The_Dog_Lady444

OP said it was a professional and the owner of the shop they went to to get a matching tattoo with their mom 😬


M00SEK

Yikes hope the mom is doing okay


bedroom_fascist

She actually died. Snakebite.


Sharp_Squash2411

Most tattoo places in Florida.


janebang_

I was just going to say lol I got a tattoo when I was 14. In Florida, without my parents permission.


Bitter-Major-5595

O.M.G!!🤯 As the parent of a teenage daughter, I would be SOOOOO PISSED OFF, & I’m usually pretty passive- passive aggressive by nature!! It’s not because I don’t want her having tattoos, but rather b/c I don’t trust her to make a PERMANENT DECISION at age 14!! Questions… How long ago was that & do you regret it????


janebang_

I actually don’t regret it, it’s a small tattoo on my back, I’m 32 now. My dad was PISSED though. He saw it months after I got it and he came after me with a Brillo pad trying to scrub it off 😂


Bitter-Major-5595

That’s exactly what my mom would’ve done, lol!! My husband doesn’t like tattoos very much & when I came home with a butterfly on my neck, all he said was “You’ve got a BUG on your neck! (We’ve been married 25yrs, so he’s stuck with me!!!;P)🤣🤣🤣


janebang_

I have a butterfly too! Right under my elbow! Twins.


Bitter-Major-5595

☺️


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

I was 15 when I bullshitted to the tattoo shop about my age. It was common to do back In the day and loads of my mates also had tattoos... Many of them got the ol' tramp stamp or some shit on their arms that looked awful. I was at least clever and got something on the back of my neck so I could hide it for as long as possible.... Aaaaah the 90s! They were great lol


azurite_rain

And I'm over here in Louisiana just trying to figure out where I can take my kid to get her ears pierced and all the tattoo places being like, "we don't accept anyone under 14 even with parental approval" *eyeroll*


Latter_Bobcat_2527

Where bouts in Louisiana? Because the piercer at the tattoo shop I frequent has won awards for being best piercer and will pierce anyone at any age.


stage4moron

Pete Davidson


godofbaconandeggs

when i was 14 a classmate of mine was doing stick-and-pokes on himself. iirc one of them was a tiny bee on the side of his knee…. the bee’s knees, if you will.


Missunikittyprincess

That's fucking clever. I want a bee tattoo because my name means honey bee I'm gonna steal this.


Buddyofbugs

I got my first tat at 14 by my mom. It's bad.


Ok-Objective1289

Another 13 year old lol


DarthSeanious83

OP says it was done a proffesional


ihaveballs007

I almost thought that is overgrown pussy hair


Lyss_1987

I’m more upset that you aren’t moisturizing.


Suspic10usS0me1

Wait, i thought lotion was bad for tattoos?


Lyss_1987

If this isn’t a joke I’m legit concerned.


Suspic10usS0me1

Let me preface by saying im not a smart person. But doesnt that like clog up your pores or something?


Lyss_1987

Once your tattoo is completely healed lotion is fine. It doesn’t clog your pores and you will find the better moisturized your skin is the tattoo will age better and it always makes the colors pop a bit more as well 👍


GregEgg4President

Also having a skin care routine is just generally good to stay looking younger and be healthier


Goose-Lycan

Lotion is fine while it's in the healing process too, in fact most artists recommend it...


Lyss_1987

I usually aquaphor until the major flaking is done then switch to unscented lotion while it’s in that wicked itchy phase. As long as it’s moisturized and kept clean I suppose you’re golden.


Goose-Lycan

Many artists don't recommend aquaphor due to it smothering tattoos during healing. That said, I've used it and it was fine...these days I just use unscented lotion right off the bat with good results..


finniganthebeagle

they don’t recommend it because people will put waaayy too much on. i use aquaphor on mine but i only put a very thin layer on


BasketballButt

Used to tattoo professionally, you’re correct. Aquaphor is great as long as they don’t smother the tattoo (which many people do).


Goose-Lycan

That's fine, my larger point is that lotion is totally fine during the healing process.


Nearly-Canadian

This is why you wait until you're an adult to make choices


mine_none

BEPANTHEN NOW! 💦


rookv

It's an aged tattoo so just regular moisturizer is ok. But OP for your future tattoos invest in some gallon barrel of Bepanthen. It's actually magic.


Librat69

So our biggest living organ is actually our skin. Hydrating and moisturising a healed tattoo can prolong its life and require less touch ups 🤪 I moisturise my leg tattoos daily and they’re all bold as. Also sunblock helps for obvious reasons 😝🤙


Latter_Bobcat_2527

Wait …. What did you put on this tattoo while it was peeling and healing if not lotion?


Suspic10usS0me1

Vasoline 😅 didnt realize that was very bad until 2 weeks later


Latter_Bobcat_2527

Yikes on a fucking bike 😅 did your tattoo artist not go over after care?


arrowbread

I mean they tattooed a 13 year old idk if they’re gonna be the pinnacle of good practice here


Latter_Bobcat_2527

Well, OP said they were a “professional”, so curiosity killed the cat for me and I had to ask 😂


SomeOtherOrder

Holy shit I’m fucking dying


waxyfeet

Every single tattoo that anyone has ever gotten when they’re 13, is guaranteed to be a shitty tattoo


Quantum_Kitties

Someone I know got a Chinese symbol at 13 years old. He just picked the one he thought looked the coolest. He later found out it was a Chinese zodiac sign, and not even his own sign (not that that is mandatory, he just had no idea what he was looking at, just picked something random). The tattoo itself is perfectly fine and it aged well, no shitty work there. But the idea was definitely shitty, due to the fact he regretted his choice almost instantly. But for a brief moment in time, he was the coolest kid in class because he had a tattoo. I don't know the law in all countries, but even with parental consent 13 y/o is likely too young to choose a tattoo they'll be happy with forever.


Marsnineteen75

My first tattoo I wanted a Japanese symbol, but the artist was some bigot biker who shamed the hell outta me, "Say it in American. You ain't a fill in racist slang". I am so glad that racist ass hat did that I ended up with old English calligraphy instead which is more fitting since my family either comes from Ireland, Britain or Italy.


[deleted]

I can’t even look past the dry skin. I mean if it’s a shitty tattoo at least take care of it 😂😂


Bitter-Major-5595

The 1st thing I thought was *this* snake is SHEDDING IT’S SKIN!! 😆


mine_none

YAS! ACTION TATTOO😂


Bitter-Major-5595

*LIVE* ACTION at that!! 🤣


fooledbyfog

How do you see the skin is dry?


jackytheripper1

I got my first at 16, then another at 17 & 18. They are all horrible. 2 I did laser removal and covered up. The 3rd is just the worst shit you've ever seen and unfortunately it's a large piece on my upper back. I wish I could afford to get that one lasted but because of the sq inches I'd bet it'd be $800 per session and need 6 sessions


mine_none

💯


Subj3ct_D3lta

![gif](giphy|6cFcUiCG5eONW)


Swamp_Dwarf-021

That is going to be really smudge-y in like 10'ish years.


Lower_Department2940

Try 10ish minutes ago. That thing is not doing well


Feisty_Historian_461

It's not the shittiest?


SgtSharki

I can't tell if it's smudged over time or if the photo is out of focus. Either way, it's not great, but that bad. The real question is who tattoos a 13-year-old?


Little_Noodles

It’s a mediocre tattoo. It’s got some goofy bits, but it basically looks like what it’s supposed to look like, and what it is isn’t a crazy fucking choice. This sub loves to treat tattoos like a pass/fail test, and everything that isn’t good is shitty. But if you were like, in front of me in the grocery line, this would barely register. It’s fine or whatever. The execution isn’t great. But it’s not ludicrously incompetent in a way that’s memorable or unusual. The subject matter is basic bitch shit, but that’s normal and totally fine. It doesn’t appear to be comically huge or placed in the middle of your forehead. It’s fine. Have adult you make better choices than young teenage you, which shouldn’t be that hard. You didn’t do great, but you coulda done a lot worse (like, so much worse!) Everyone with good tattoo collections has a few oopsies in the mix.


BasketballButt

You can also tell how young and recently in to tattoos a lot of this sub is by their responses. Tattoos as an art form wasn’t really as big a thing until the last 20ish years and stuff that would have been considered solid or even good work when I tattooed back when now gets shredded here. Add in all the instagram pieces that look great fresh but are gonna heal like crap that I see and it’s a whole thing.


[deleted]

definitely. i see tattoos that are 3-5 years old, which were absolutely beautiful when they were new, looking worse than some i have that are 20-25 years old.


BasketballButt

The “China pattern” look that’s really huge right now (deep blues with white) looks awesome but it’s gonna age so bad. Reminds me of when single needle got big and everyone loved it but those tattoos aged like milk.


Little_Noodles

That’s a good point. I had also assumed age was part of the issue, as I associate the drive to have a hot, extreme take on everything with the kids. But yeah, if their exposure to tattoos is mostly through social media, that’s definitely going to mess up their frame of reference as well.


happykgo89

Yeah it’s not alarmingly bad or even noticeably bad unless you’re scrutinizing up close like you’re on Ink Master. People on this sub often just want advice on what it looks like to the average person.


M00SEK

Yea I was going to say it looks like it was a good tattoo 10 years ago 🤷‍♂️ nobody is going to second guess this one


ConsciousReindeer265

10 years ago… when op was 6 years old 😬


whereisyourbutthole

This, plus a fairly simple touch up could make this a lot better.


wowgreatdog

it reminds me of 90s action figures, like some villain snake you'd get along with a ninja turtle. i think it's fun!


One_Evil_Monkey

It's not completely shitty. What *is* shitty is that someone tattooed a 13 year old. Would I have that? No, but I'm not in to that style. It's got some fade, skin's dry so could use some moisturizer. A little touchup work by a reputable artist could make it pretty decent.


Aromatic_Willow8252

It’s soooo bad, but at least they could draw scales


MarcusDaCherry

Whoever tattooed you is probably good at drawing.. but they don't got the knowledge when it comes to caring for a tattoo. You were supposed to use unscented soaps and lotions to clean it and moisturize it. It would probably look better if you did those few steps. I've definitely seen worse. Up to you if you wanna cover it up or keep it for the memory.


Sudden_Breakfast_522

Yes


ElChupamafabla

If you find some good professional to correct this thing, it could end up being a really good piece. Has potential


Smileytattoos

If I sported this beaut in middle school, I would have been the man...


Sharp_Squash2411

Yes. Any place willing to tattoo a 13 year old is doing shit ink.


InterestingFruit5978

Yeah, pretty bad. Sucks a crappy decision that you made at the age of 13 is going to be around for the rest of your life. Also, how did you get a tattoo at 13? Friend or parents, allow it?


motherofcunts

It looks much older than it is. But it's far from the worst I've seen. Wouldn't register if I saw it irl, other than maybe bc I have a dragon myself & love seeing scales on others.


jackytheripper1

I think it looks ok. I was going to ask how old it was because it does seem to be a little aged in parts, but seeing as it's only 3 years old it's probably that the technique was bad. You will be able to get this re-lined by a good artist and it will look a lot better. You're gonna be fine


dfair3608

Might be a hot take but I would call this a mid tattoo. It’s really not that bad. If someone showed me that I would be like “oh cool” and not feel strongly either which way. There are far worse.


BerzerkerJr82

this looks like a tattoo a bad guy from an 80s Saturday morning cartoon would have


Das_Hydra

Yep


Goblin-Doctor

Yes


Goose-Lycan

Yikes. I have 10+ year old tattoos that have aged better than this. If the shop owner did it he's a scam artist.


theglitch098

Especially since it was on a 13 year old


JaydeRaven

WTF tattooed a 13 year old? They ought to have their hands broken.


Labradoodle27

Can’t you just get a touch up? The design is not that bad


Suspic10usS0me1

Ive tried, but i moved to a different state and they dont do tattoos on ppl under 18, its kinda ironic


Labradoodle27

Oh shit, then be patient! It is really not that bad. Don’t go to a ‘friend with a inkgun’ or something, maybe think of some cool updated designs in the mean time.


[deleted]

it's way nicer than the rasor blade and ballpoint pen ink tattoos my friends and i were giving each other at that age.


Suspic10usS0me1

Forgot to mention this was freestyled on my left arm, by a professional artist, the store owner actually


Correct-Parsley-6369

THE STORE OWNER?? Man. Con artist in the making lol


Poultrygeist79

And the owner of a tattoo parlor tattooed a 13 yr old? Wtf


angrypirate1122

He won the shop in a poker game..


NovaBloom444

Please never go back there, that’s straight up predatory behavior. And i’m sure tattooing minors isn’t the only ethics violation they’re making


happykgo89

If OP went with his mom and she gave consent, depending on where they’re located it may be perfectly legal. IIRC most places require you to be anywhere from 14-16 at minimum though.


LazagnaAmpersand

The fact they would do this on a 13 year old says this is no professional, and it shows


enchanted_fishlegs

It's not *bad* per se. It just looks like some of the ink scabbed out or something, it's got some indistinct areas. It's fixable.


SillyRelief453

I really like it. Maybe get it reinked someday to brighten the colors.


Aggressive-Expert-69

I bet the stencil looked really good


Complete-Plenty-236

Yes


myizx

Yes.


Accomplished_Elk_220

It’s a shitty photo


emergencybarnacle

it is shitty, but also I like it, it fucks. you could easily get it touched up when you're 18, by a better artist. as other people have mentioned, moisturize.


OrdinaryWrong8719

Yes


Grylli

It’s pretty fire in a sailor kind of way


CornyCornheiser

It’s shitty. But in a *charming* way.


Dabtastic4000

Probably one of the better tattoos on the sub but yes still shitty.


mushroomspoonmeow

I’ve seen so much worse🥰


ReconditeVisions

It's really not that bad, I don't know what everyone else is yapping about...


cwsjr2323

It looks they went to a bargain tattoo hut on the outskirts of Saigon


MQHD

Eh...I mean, it's a good shitty tattoo. It really carries the vibes of the temporaries that game with the bubble gum from the little shop at the campground. I'm into it.


77_Caliente

Yeah, but nah. It’s awesome in its shittiness. It’s like if the 70’s were a tattoo. It’s got color! It’s dope, man.


somebunnyisintwouble

I'm not a tattoo person but I don't think it looks bad at all! It looks cool idk why everyone is hating. Maybe it needs a touch up, or looks a little confusing, but it's not bad at all. Love the head 


SwiperJ

Yes!


[deleted]

Yes


anti--human

Very


ColombianDoobian

Yes.


frinfrann

There are tattoos that are way worse. Not too bad.


Skfank

yeah


Rabies_on_demand

Yup


TBteacherguy

IT SUCKS!


bigjoeandphantom3O9

It's ok. Don't listen to anyone who tells you its shitty - have a look at what actually passes for bad on this sub.


wyvernslays

Nope, god damn Mona Lisa right there brother.


Soylent-soliloquy

The tattoo itself? No, it’s just a faded one.


Civil-Pomelo-4776

It feels like a temporary tattoo that came from a box of crappy candy in the 80's.


Partyslayer

If it WASN'T faded, and had fresh lines, not cool. Faded cobra, though? 100%.


HearMeOutO_O

Yes


Ader_Titsoff_

It's a bad tattoo yes but it can be easily corrected by a pro just put the real money in it this time, sorry for your bad ink man


janebang_

Yes, it is


[deleted]

The fact that you are unsure is concerning


tylerdoesreddit

Bro...


m00nlady

Indeed


_Pretzel

Yeah lol


Killpop582014

Is water wet?


floppydickswangin

Yeah it’s pretty ass but a shitty tattoo ain’t the end of the world. Just embrace its shittiness or get it covered up if you don’t like it. It shouldn’t be too hard or expensive to cover up.


DropPuzzleheaded7615

Yes


miafrunt

Yeeeeaaahh


it_is_broken

It’s pretty awful, on the upside it’s not as bad as it’s going to be it’s going to be even more blown out in a few years and will just be a blob.


LeoDiCatmeow

Yes


mine_none

💯


Mentalsupporthoodie

Most definitely shitty


UrinePulp

This is a horrific tattoo


laurzilla

Have you seen the other tattoos that are on this sub? This is nowhere near horrific in comparison to some of them. This is just mediocre bad.


UrinePulp

I’d be embarrassed if this shit was on me. Glad I got tattoos when I wasn’t a kid. Sorry OP. Hope you can get it covered or touched up


laurzilla

Whoever tattooed a 13yo CHILD should honestly go to jail. What a garbage person. OP, it’s not the worst, but it’s not great.


SweatyWeinsteinHug

It's a masterpiece..... 🤨 Also, if you have to ask, it probably is


Bubbly-Independent20

Yes


grrodon2

Nah


tuepm

this tattoo is really cool


sokko78

Crappy but rad.


Rayrexx91

Extremely, but u asked


Neat_Confection64

Big sick ass panther could fix it


Key_Secretary_6968

FUCK NO that’s got time on it looking good


Suspic10usS0me1

Thank you. I needed this bouy in the sea of hurtful, (probably truthful) comments. This was a matching tattoo with my mom, that i paid probably too much money for) 😥


SomeOtherOrder

> This was a matching tattoo with my mom Your **mom** let you get tattooed at 13? *what*


professor_madness

Do you own a motorcycle?


Suspic10usS0me1

What? No driving scares me


ItradebetterthanU

Dammmmm crappy tat


Hazuusan

Not the worst, but the head of that snake looks kinda goofy.


Fico_Psycho

Prob was pretty cool when you were in middle school


AnyIndependence1098

It's so trashy it's brilliant again. I really like it! The motive the mediocre execution, the colors, it all adds up!


xshow-me-the-mortyx

13?! Did you get it in an alley? You need it worked on, it can be saved I think.


Tronkfool

Hairy Pottre and the Camebre of Seekrits.


17mawby

Possibly


crimevolver

I love snakes. 10/10 personally


anastephecles

Woah kinda reminds me of like a trippy 90s style computer render, I love it


kTeA_Lovr

That'll become a cover-up spot a few years down the road


princess_zeldaaaa

I mean yeah, but it can def be re-worked!


[deleted]

i think it looks cool and i dont even like tattoos lol


kbdcool

affirmative.


Blaze0003

This is a troll post nice one lol.. 13hahahahaha


stormyw23

![gif](giphy|v4NCChJtoH076) Not awful but snake jaws are not like that... Nor their teeth...


azurite_rain

If you have to ask....


SnooStories6852

Yeah it’s dense. Needs reworking


Designer-Beginning-4

Yes - it’s awful


verysangj

If you have to ask here 0P you already know the answer my man


juiceboxedhero

Yep


Big-Raspberry-2552

Did the 13 yr old do the tattoo? lol I can’t imagine there are many people that got tattoos at age 13 that are good.


SixStringSkeptic

Yessssssssssss.


Low-Classroom7736

Yes


Proper_Budget_2790

It's inconsistent. If that was a pro, I hope he's gotten better in the last 3 years


HammerCurls

Yes


DirtyWork81

Yes.