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DangerousNews65

If someone is getting their dog taking a shit tattooed on themselves, they're not looking for realism.


Extreme-Pea854

I think that’s the key that distinguishes this from a true shitty tattoo. It’s not an attempt at good. It’s a successful execution of a playful rendering


Berry_Gelato

“cuteness is killing our world” boy you must be fun at parties.


yanmagno

r/im14andthisisdeep moment


rennenenno

Yeah this feels like OP heard their bitter dad say it and now just repeats it.


superprawnjustice

Cuteness is one of many nice things that makes life worth living imo


lavender_poppy

I live for cuteness. What's the point of being alive if you can't appreciate the cuteness of derpy animals?


Heretic-Jefe

That line is all that has stuck out to me. How much do you hate fun and whimsy?


Quantum_Kitties

Yeah, where did that statement suddenly come from lol. Though I'd rather be destroyed by "cute" than capitalism or the climate crisis tbh. 😂


TurantulaHugs1421

Its reddit no one here parties anyway


Mr-Pugtastic

Not invited lol


TurantulaHugs1421

Or just dont wanna go cos social anxiety (me)


alwaysmakeitnice

Same (and sober)


erratastigmata

Like jesus fucking christ, how dour do you have to be to go and say something like that??? Cute stuff like plushies and cartoons and Sanrio characters make me genuinely happy and bring me some comfort in this literally nightmarish human existence. Die mad, OP, I'll be over here loving all my pastel colorful cute stuff. And I LOVE these tattoos, too. They're super fun and charming.


goddessofthecats

I am unsure what that’s even supposed to mean lmao


Juusie

Bold of you to assume OP get invited to parties


MakinALottaThings

Lol, OP, please never travel to Japan


AdParticular1267

![gif](giphy|QVWtczOAJgOQIUfgOf)


ivunga

Agree. These are good shitty, not bad shitty. Huge difference.


nicunta

Same. I think they're adorable, and I'd get one like it of my dog!


peachfairys

'cuteness is killing our world' dude what the fuck are you talking about


3d-blasphemy

fr lol wtf????


SaiyaPup

OP only dates uglies


goddessofthecats

He got rejected by a cutie one time and decided to write it all off


SaiyaPup

Naruto villain ass plot ngl


Wintermute_088

Seriously, what a dope. I can tell they've never set foot in an art gallery. They may be quite surprised to find that a vast portion of great art is abstract and impressionistic and evocative, not just some perfect facsimile. They'd probably call half the work in the Guggenheim "shitty" as well.


whiskeyandwine86

Heathens. This is all art. I'll drop my pantaloons for a tat with this much love and authenticity.


luxsalsivi

I'd already decided I specifically wanted a shitty drawing of my dog pooping as my first tattoo. I need to find this artist.


Bitter-Major-5595

I’be never tattooed before, but I think I could do this for you for FREE!!!😉


luxsalsivi

Considering this artist is sadly apparently across the world from me, I may take you up on that 😂


NormanCocksmell

Love and authenticity are killing this world.


TifCreatesAgain

Being an elementary art teacher, I agree 1000%!


Unipiggy

I don't think you're understanding the point. When their pets have passed and gone, those "shitty tattoos" will mean the world to them. Personally, I think they're charming and cute. And they have *real* meaning.


c00kiesd00m

i have a gorgeous portrait of my late dog on my thigh. i spent hours finding a good artist (and he was booked for 8 months so i had to wait). it’s one of the most expensive things i own… and i want one of these too lol


BaronVonSlipnslappin

Absolutely. And the artist even down played the fact that one of these pups looks like they are pooping in the original photo.


eye0ftheshiticane

He drew it pooping tho


BaronVonSlipnslappin

Nah it went from pooping to sus cuteness


Datboialex4200

Yup


tdavis726

Agree; I love these!


iohbkjum

They’re not even badly done, it’s so obviously an intentional style & the execution is great. OP is a miserable bag


prankfurter

They are def shitty, but I love them.


TheGrimReefer666420

Yeah same. I dig it


my_useless_opinion

The first one is hilarious.


gringo-go-loco

I think #2 is adorable and will remind them of that pupper for years to come.


Kerblaaahhh

I love that one. Derpy ghost dog.


kellygee

The poop one is honestly amazing


zebadrabbit

i actually wanna get my dufus corgi tattoo'd on me now


helluva_monsoon

My favorite posts on here have this exact quality of lovable shittiness


realbenlaing

I fuck w these *because* they’re shitty


daddyst3ve

happy cake day


realbenlaing

Thanks lmao


mugumbo1531

I love modest mouse


imgoingtodoitsoon_

How is cuteness killing our world?


Cardboardoge

Hes a Facebook badass, probably drives a Harley with no helmet. Not like you'd understand that kind of cool shit, softie


Frank_Punk

Something something soyboys and beta males probably.


sanguineshinobi115

how is cuteness killing our world lmao you sound like an edgelord loser these are fine and are meant to look silly


throwmewhatyougot

Stupidest thing I’ve heard in years


Quantum_Kitties

Wait until you hear the recent US presidential debate! 🤣


bijhan

The one at the end shitting is hilarious and perfect


GeorgiePorgiePuddin

Is the poop a freckle? I think that’s hilarious lmao


QuarticReeds

oh my god i didn’t even notice that. that’s genius!


MurphysLaw4200

The poodle taking a dump is definitely a "doodle".


TomorrowEntire3999

I love these omg share the artists name I will get a dog tat


Conscious-Lie-3994

https://www.instagram.com/amoebazoo?igsh=Zmk0dXJlbDZmbG5t Here it is ;)


Scruffasaurus

All incredible


No_Use_4371

Damn he's Korean too. I have wanted to get a Sol tattoo of my cats but can't afford to go to Korea. And the simpler the tat, the harder to execute sometimes.


Miora

CuTeNeSs Is KiLlINg oUr WoRlD Shut up.


The_Purple_Bat

The last one is just cute xD


branlix__2000

Stop saying it’s cute, cuteness is killing our world >:(


braellyra

I really like how they used a preexisting mole to function as the poop since doggo is pooping in the photo. Got me giggling over here!


battlemechpilot

Imagine thinking this was a good idea for a post.


kitten6491

It's one of those "shitty on purpose" type tats. I love them all


LeftTheStation

These are deliberately bad to make them look like a child's drawing.


this-charming-man-

Holy shit those are good


cursetea

How is cuteness killing the world lmao


noob_trees

Bc when things are too cute you explode 😢


solfrost

Hahaha I love the second one


absentmindedwitch

It’s my favorite


_okamiiiii_

I actually quite love these. I want one


monsterfien

personally, i love it


RyanRKO

I'd unironically get the 3rd one


boening

These are awesome. I would love to have one done of my cat!


No_Pineapple5940

They are very cute and clearly stylized to look like like a child's drawings. They're well done imo. I don't think the clients will regret it because they're pet memorials


Emotional_Peanut1987

Guys we all hate OP but can someone POST THE ARTIST!! I have an ugly dog who'd personally adore being immortalized like this. I asked


ppmiaumiau

Can I see your ugly dog? Here's my weird looking dog. He's perfect for one of these, too. https://preview.redd.it/a9qxdxc22tad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c11cded3a8bda40ac28c6b53db3636a1af44fc


Emotional_Peanut1987

No, sorry, but goddammit that's an ugly dog. He's perfect in every way


Conscious-Lie-3994

https://www.instagram.com/amoebazoo?igsh=Zmk0dXJlbDZmbG5t Don’t hate me, please


Emotional_Peanut1987

I don't, thank u very much friend


setittonormal

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvE-YHyr12p/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link These are incredible. I love them.


litheartist

That last one is hilarious, these tattoos capture the derpy nature of those dogs perfectly


Santik--Lingo

https://preview.redd.it/vbdehu186sad1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42547b5987bc4eb40f4b71efbc1178dbb23149f1 whatever


ready-to-rumball

Okay I was with you until the “cuteness is killing our world” bit ![gif](giphy|QWhxIZzq7Qxzut6crd)


One_Equivalent_7031

Oh these are delightful actually


k_a_scheffer

Can you explain how cuteness is killing our world?


CitricCapybara

Get over yourself, these rock. "Cuteness is killing our world" lmao Andrew Tate ass


Peanutbutterloola

Oh my god, lighten up. Yeah, they're "shitty," but they're fun and meaningful, purposely shitty doodles that the owners of them cherish. They don't deserve to be shamed. "Cuteness is killing our world" from one redditor to another, get off reddit, and enjoy the real world a bit more often. It won't kill you. Lol Edit: wording because I'm a perfectionist.


No-Sink9212

Unironically I love them. They have the intentionally shitty look that I don’t think this sub is meant for and I’m super here for it.


OwOWhotsThis

I think you’re just mad you don’t have a cute dog tattoo like that. “Cuteness is killing our world” is a wild ass statement. My close friend just had an amazing artist tattoo silly dogs on his ankle. This artist has made dozens of in depth realistic pieces. They also have made pieces like his tattoo (and mine, a grilled cheese lmao.) Art is subjective. Cuteness is subjective…I guess idk what the fuck you’re on with that statement.


domelition

This type of shitty has a love to it tho. Feels genuine


One_Lung_G

“Cuteness is killing our world” as OP posts pictures of his cats on Reddit lmao


the14thpuppet

desperately want one of my dog


Waldosan51

They’re actually amazing in their own way though


bolognasandwichglass

i think they are.. CUTE.


daertistic_blabla

i want a tattoo like this of my cat


Giggles95036

I’m confused, only the last dog is a doodle /s Seriously though i’d say it’s wrong to photograph a dog using the bathroom, tattoo it, and then post them both online. Give em a bit of privacy.


lunazipzap

what’s the opposite of cute? ugly? dull? plain? lame? these are soOOo cute 😍


IliasIsEepy

3 is silly stupid, I love it lmaoo


OhHiFelicia

I see no problem here. I would absolutely get a tat of my dog in this style, I love him more that I love most humans and to have his silly grin on me looking like this would be an honour.


GhostPriince

They’re so silly and funny, honestly sometimes “bad on purpose” tats piss me off But these are so charming and goofy ESPECIALLY that last one that they get a pass from me. I think they’re so cute and silly and charming? And are the definition of just getting what feels fun


EmpressEJ

OP is definitely not a cutie patootie


Juusie

These are awesome, what are you on about? Also please cut the shit with the whole "cuteness is killing our world" shtick, it's not as cool and edgy as you think it is.


SheRa7

Those are awesome 👌


HuntingForSanity

I would 100% get one of these done of each of my animals. They’re so cute and simple. And my cats are stupid as hell so it would only make sense to draw them like this


bbgorilla13

Just say you're allergic to serving. These rule.


leavewhilehavingfun

The poodle-y pooper is really cute.


Nutsack_Adams

I kind of really like those


jacquestrap66

Do you scowl at kittens and chase puppies?


butttabooo

![gif](giphy|2siBCzFMNsySRMJfuM)


hdksjdms-n

pls elaborate on how cuteness is killing the world ?


hdksjdms-n

who are you to judge the memory of someone's dog like that


InfamousScience7349

I love it lol


pm_me_your_amphibian

I think they’re great, and I think if you have a problem with cute things you’re either trying to be edgy or you should definitely spend your money on therapy rather than tattoos.


potato_bowl_

Nah I would totally get these, it’s like the it’s so low quality it’s become high quality. Deadass will probably get one of these LMFAO


bogeymanbear

Jesus christ you sound miserable. These tattoos are cute and inoffensive, and probably not even visible in their everyday life.


DFMNE404

Cute in an ugly way


Euphoric-Stuff-1557

I love it too. It’s definitely a distinct POV. It’s cute and interesting! I especially love the pit bull doodle 💙🤍🤎


LolaBijou

Fucking love. Lighten up, Francis.


MiniMushi

second one is very cute to me!


moomeansmoo

These are not shitty at all. Absolutely fantastic


MrAmusedDouche

These are awesome, I would get one 100%. I know you meant for these to be shitty, but at this point you're just advertising for this artist.


AlittlePotato1560

OP you do realise there are supposed to look like shit right?


RegionPigeon

They're silly and charming. They're fun!


toastty_biscuit

the third one is really cute to me :)


jiggly89

These are not shitty, it is a naive style.


chosenone1242

*I love them!!*


OpalBooker

I’m normally not on board with purposely shitty tattoos, but I find these so endearing.


koko_1702

The style is supposed to look like that


The_upsetti_spagetti

Someone find me the artist. I want one. I hope they do cats


Conscious-Lie-3994

https://www.instagram.com/amoebazoo?igsh=Zmk0dXJlbDZmbG5t


The_upsetti_spagetti

🙏Thabk you


mantiseses

> cuteness is killing our world Explain? Please?


basically_dead_now

Why would someone want a picture of a dog pooping tattooed on their skin


HangryChickenNuggey

What’s wrong with the last one


JackFuckCockBag

I love my dogs so much I would rock one of these.


HommeFatalTaemin

I don’t mind these. I wouldn’t personally get it but they’re very meaningful to those that did and that’s all that matters. Though I admit the last one of a dog taking a shit caught me off guard and had me cackling


Questionable-insaan

The 3rd one is actually really cute 😭🤌🏼


pocketSandshashashaa

I loved these. I thought they were so cute


No_Use_4371

I love these tats! Its an art style, not cutesy scribbles. It looks like the pets!


Loud-Cellist7129

I kind of love them


Thee_Astronaut

A tattoo of your dog dropping a terd is wild! Unless he died in action 😭


gatormates

how did they capture the essence of each dog so perfectly .... i love these sm they're very cute and "bad" in an endearing way


Suiefi

These are actually cute and I dig the style. Although, the first one doesn’t seem to be of the same quality as the other two imo.


NotDeadYet57

I love 'em


moistpishflaps

OP has no joy in their life or warmth in their heart These are silly but great tattoos


Former-Finish4653

I absolutely love them but they’re gonna age like shit.


kyrcrafter

So you gonna give us the @ or..? Agreed they may not age well but it seems like most comments agree we love this. You gonna make the artist blow up instead of shaming them💀


TheSkyIsNotWorking

What do you mean by “cuteness is killing our world”..?


FallenAgastopia

Dramatic ass, these are great. I love cute things, sorry not sorry 🙏


puppyworm

Best shitty tattoos. This genuinely gives me ideas for tattoos of my cats....


FlameWisp

‘Cuteness is killing our world’ bruh you are such a fucking dork As for the tattoos. I think the second one sucks, the first and the last one are awesome though. Less is more in this case and I think it captures the silliness and personality of the owner’s pets, which is sorta the point. I’d rather a tat with personality than one of those tacky photorealistic tattoos of one of my pets. A photorealistic tattoo of my cat would just be a tattoo of a orange cat. A tattoo of an orange cat mid fall would perfectly capture my dumb clumsy little orange. Learn to have fun. Cuteness isn’t ‘killing our world’ it’s okay to like cute things. I went through an emo phase when I was 13 too though so I can’t really blame you lol


femurmuncher

Brother, what are you on about?


wishiwasdeaddd

I would be obsessed with these as stickers


Samambaia_H

I would pay a shit ton of money to get one of these tats


Twerp_a_lerp

I demand more examples so I can make a proper judgement. Because damn if I was going to get a tattoo, this would be it.


saffrowsky

These are fantastic. You are wrong.


MoeApple2

Isn't this some korean art style where it treads between cute and a weirdly ugly looking? I personally love it, they are full of charm


oliverkiss

They’re fucking awesome


wrongfulness

These are all good


Bubashii

I love these, because they kinda capture some dogs goofy personalities. That pittie one is adorable.


Nebion666

Ive hated on some tattoos people said were intentionally bad but these are good? So obviously intentional and also cute and endearing in the trashiness.


BeesAndBeans69

So edgy lmao, it seems to be a doodle/ignorant style. Would be great in patchwork


mermaid-babe

The second one is so cute lol


mosquitojelly

I don't think you should be getting so much hate for this. Personally, I love these tattoos, but I also understand people who think a tattoo should be meaningful, and the execution on these could be better. It doesn't seem like you meant anything bad by this post and just got lost in translation


deaddovedoeat

Yea they’re badly done but I think they’re quite charming 


karmen_3201

But they are not shitty! They are ugly good, good ugly, and adorable shit.


AsryalDreemurr

oooo edge lord, wooow you're so cool for hating cute stuff


Kiltreishon

I want a tattoo like that lol


arguniz

Realism = good Not realism = not good Guy art sense is deep like a plate


cheoldyke

maybe im biased bc i love when people draw dogs like this but id 100% get like 5 of these in various placements


UltimateDonny

Those are fine.


Zealousideal_Lab_427

I love every one of these tattoos. Sometimes, a tattoo doesn’t have to be a brilliantly inked work of art. It can be an image of something that just makes you smile, like that first one - those teefs!


Turbulent_Category85

These have so much character and capture the essence of each pet. Plus it looks handpoked. I dig these


Beautiful_Floor_1539

The last one is honestly kinda cute. It reminds me of a children’s’ book illustration


Alfirmitive

That last one is a picture of someone’s dog taking a shit, I think it’s goofy and bad on purpose


heavenlypoison

I actually really like these.


_Crow_Teeth_

Man, op sounds fun


Schnaub_

I want all of them. Love it.


BlueberryCollision

I love them all


Snogintheloo

I fricken love them


what-is-in-the-soup

I’m sorry, idgaf, I absolutely love all of them


Benji742001

Not bad


type-my-name

I actually like the last one


paradox_pet

I love these so very much. Not shitty.


Roadgoddess

I really like them, sorry


paperdreamroll

I love


crusty54

Okay these are shitty, but I still love all of them.


HydroStellar

I love those tats


AdikoStitches

i kind of love those


Cokezerowh0re

The last one is cute lmao


EnchantedRoses92

3rd one is actually kinda cute