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AncientMatter1042

Matthew Tkachuk kind of looks like Shoresy with his playoff beard.


Lucachu330

Doesn’t exactly fit Shoresy but Shanahan asking Rick Vaive for an autograph at 14 years old. Vaive was a jerk. 4 years later Shanahan is a rookie for New Jersey. Drops the golven with Vaive. Shanahan had so much rage in the fight he asked one of Shanahans teammates what was wrong with him. Waited 4 years but you got to get em.


LooksCozyBud

Marchand for sure. Top line skill, ruthless chirps, dirty af, doesn’t fight. And a captain this year too.


Parzival091

Nah, Marchy doesn't answer the bell. There really isn't a present day NHLer who would fit the Shoresy mold - *maybe* Tom Wilson, but who knows what his chirps are like lol


LooksCozyBud

It’s stated explicitly that Shoresy doesn’t fight. Takes cheap shots in a brawl sure but that’s not answering the bell.


LooksCozyBud

Should add that I live in the US and thus haven’t seen season 3 so maybe that changes.


Zenobee1

Don Cherry. One of his early coaches was named Shore.


Parzival091

Keeso also played Don in a CBC mini docuseries


Timmeaahh

I mean i think he wears a Big Fuck off C for the Bruins doesn't he?


Lucachu330

Dave Schultz, Andrew Shaw or Tom Wilson.


mattevs119

Don’t sleep on Matt Martin. Great chirps, throws hands, and a decent player.


Wende11X

Mikey Essymont had the entire Bruins bench wanting to fight him this year. Jumped WiFi because he thought WiFi hit Brandon Hagel (Stamkos ran into him). Got a goal vs Montreal by spraying the goalies face and he lost the puck.


Jlindahl93

I fucking love Mikey. As a bolts fan he’s easily my most favorite non star on the team to watch. Used to be Bagel but I don’t think he qualifies as a non star anymore.


superdad0206

Vinny Trocheck never ever shuts up on the ice. He’s not as dirty as Shoresy and probably more skilled. Loved seeing him in Aho’s face on that goal by Laf during this years playoffs. Total Shoresy move.


YourMomsFishBowl

Tom Wilson? Can play but is also a dick.


Canadastani

Ever heard of a guy called Terry Ryan Jr?


NickelCitySaint

It's funny... Cause if you say his name fast it sounds like 10 inch cock


BigDaddyD00d

12 inch cunt or whatever ur fuckin name is


TuviaBielski

She don't even know me name.


rollerdad89

I remember when Ott “chirped” about his faceoff win percentage. On the shortlist of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen in a hockey clip - Shoresy would never say anything that brutal


HoopOnPoop

The thing for me is that Shoresy carries himself like a goon but is actually really skilled. I see him routinely achieving the NOSHO version of a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.


PitterPatter74

Paul Bissonette and/or Andrew Shaw


Bleedblue63

Bizz!!! For got about him he is a great comparison!!!


nastynazem43

Sean Avery maybe?


72Handicap

Honestly pretty accurate. Both are pests, S-tier trash talkers, don’t really fight that much, certainly not that friendly with teammates, but also skilled.


Jnddude

Who of the players you’ve mentioned chirps? Don’t know hockey but Shoresey is genius writing. Love the show


Bleedblue63

Looks like all of the players that have been mentioned on here would definitely be good real life versions. Ruthless chirping, can back it up with the fists, has scoring ability but not the star scorer. Pat Maroon says some great stuff I can also see him dressing down a punk teenager at a game he’s reffing for charity 🤣. That’s my favorite but all I’ve seen so far have been great!


Do_You_Compute

Gonna go throw it back a few years and say Matt Barnaby via Buffalo aera. Most Shorsey like thing i have seen in a real game goes to Jarkko Ruutu: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71FqkDMV1c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71FqkDMV1c)


90daysismytherapy

Barnaby was my first thought. No one laughed while getting punched in the face repeatedly like Barnaby


sherrybobbinsbort

Marchand. In real life, keeso is a good hockey player. Used to play jr down here in Southern ontario.


octoroklobstah

Pretty sure Anik makes a Marchand comparison in episode 1 also


PMmeIrrelevantStuff

Matthew Tkachuk


Novus20

Sorry what……Shoresy doesn’t turtle 🐢


RomanTrismegistus

I think Andrew Shaw


captaincarot

Corey Perry


davyk11

just because of wheeling moms? Edit: Allegedlys


bolt39

Marchand or Gallagher, smaller pest that chips in on the scoresheet