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No lie. Got buzzed at a Memorial Day party. After-party headed to my house. Co-worker girl I’ve had a crush on for a few months texts me her number for directions. I reply “Laura Mohr!” (Whoops!) She showed to the party a bit late, with a couple Laura quotes. SHE GOOGLED HER and watched YouTube clips. She’d never seen the show. Doesn’t follow hockey. She has watched all 3 seasons now and we’re going on our 2nd date tomorrow! And… She smells so fuckin’ good!

Stick taps for u/greensubstantial5086

It's how I got my Wifey

Once. Told her I'd be so good to her. Told her I'd braid her hair. Two thumbs up.

I say them to my wife all the time. “ well you look like that so don’t be surprised if I look I like I want to be underneath ya”

I hinted about shoresy in my dating app profile, a dude used a few quotes but come to find out the titfucker didn't even watch the show, he just googled and found clips to watch to quote from. Turned out he was about as smart as an Appledorn. So I folded, and went back to eating Panini's alone in the middle of the afternoon. Dude lied about not even liking the same tunes as me! Lol It's a wonder he remembered me name!

SO DUMB! I’d tell you to give him another chance, but he and his friends are probably all ski poling each other!

Pretty sure he couldn't tug his balls hard enough to have the nerve to ask for another chance because I called him out on that beer league bullshit. If he had friends, then most definitely pity ski poling!

But he wasn’t Freezer Twin dumb??

I didn't stick around long enough to find out. Would have been nice if he had been wearing a huge D on his sweater, then I could have known he was a dumbass from the moon! lol

Send him home to give his balls a tug.

If a man said to me “do you ever look at someone and go “WHOA”?” It would work on me every single time.

No but the one where “Hey, you ever been sitting across from someone just trying to have a normal conversation, fighting every urge inside yourself to just scream out, ‘YEAH!’” Is 100,000% me anytime I’m hanging with the honey I’m sweet on.

It's poetry!

My husband and I say them to each other all the time. They’d work on me!

My wife rolls her eyes and calls me an idiot. Then takes her clothes off. That said - I guess they work

Before I was married, I'd use silly lines like that on Tinder to stand out to girls I matched with, and it worked surprisingly well. "I'd drive across town just to hang a shelf for you." "I'd let your dad beat the shit out of me just so I could cook you dinner." Stupid shit like that but it worked for a while lol

Only works if you’re good looking enough, Rule #1

You gotta remember that you can be a 2 but bang a 10 as long as your funny.

I'm smack in the middle at best. I can assure you my looks haven't really earned me anything lol

But you’ve got two cocks. That puts you in the upper echelon. 👊🏻

That is true!

I've used them as inspiration, and I can confirm that style of flirting works haha

My fiancé recites them to me 🥲

I think it depends. For instance, the interaction in the first season where he tells Laura how good he'd be to her verges on stalkerish.

Idk man, if a guy was like “I’d be so good to you”, if he said it in a non stalker-y way, it’d work for me.

"Like you wake up in the morning, I'm right there being good to you."

"That's actually a little disconcerting..."

No, but I have used the "HUH?!?!" thing. It doesn't work nearly as well.

That’s such an Irish grandpa thing…

I do this when I am at my social battery limit with people that talk too much. It works.

I have to try that

I use them on my wife all the time and make my own. "I'd join an MLM scheme and become the top performer if the award was taking care of your pets for a week."

Just used the fist fighting a bear line on my girlfriend. She started laughing and said, “Thats true love.”

If it's stupid but it works... it ain't stupid

You got a purty mouth, boy. 

if you do this you better pray she never watches the show

Allegedly!

Orrrrr it is an easy point to start conversation with.

Yes. That and Shoresy gifs are partially how I landed my partner. I have Keeso to thank (partially) for meeting the most wonderful human I've had the pleasure of knowing.

Settle down. (But actually, that is lovely. Good for you!)

Ok, let's take about 20% off the top there buddy 

Yeah, we say that to each other all the time too

My fiance hates them but I love them. Seem to be more effective towards men.

Yes. Never works. In fairness my wife stopped buying my bullshit years ago.

I use them on my wife all the time. Gives her a good laugh. Ten years in and I swear the months she wouldn’t even give me the time of day feel ten times longer still. Fuck am I lucky.

I pulled the "I hope you know I've been watching YouTube tutorials on how to rub your feet good" on the gorgeous bartender which got a genuine snort laugh. Also a couple "I'd be so good to you"s. The laugh is as far as it's gone though.

It’s all laughs until the bartender sees your username

Never will. She asks something about Reddit and it's "I've never even heard of that".

You had me at "bartender/snorts" 

https://preview.redd.it/jxvrzzn3do7d1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa41b604a836d0bf055bb448340079ca6af575d The husband wrote out Shorsey's monolog from what he really says about Laura to the boys on my Mother's Day flowers

God damn, that *ABSOLUTELY* would have worked on me

Certified beautician.

Stick tap for that beauty you married.

Legend.

If a guy authentically, genuinely meant it and used a Shoresy-Laura line on me — oh my god I’d be a fuckin’ puddle. And I mean that in a few ways. BUT!! Don’t just quote the show to me, because if you do it disingenuously, that’ll have the opposite effect that you want. It’ll be a huge turn off, feels a bit … idk, a bit icky and manipulative because all the charm of his lines, it’s in the sincerity!! Take it away and it’s nothin’. But if you say it and you *mean it*? 😮‍💨 You’re never gettin rid of me. S’yeah’so … it’s all in the delivery, bud, but I’d reckon it’s a solid strategy.

Hell yeah, fuck yeah.

I told my then girlfriend (now fiancée) “if you give me a moment, I’ll make it last a lifetime.” She loved it. To clarify, this was not during the actual proposal, although it would have fit perfectly.

I say them to my girlfriend on a regular basis. She likes it, especially the cleaning ones.

I did and I’ve been dating her about a year and a half now. I’m scared to show her Shoresy because she still doesn’t know.

Just tell her that she’s the boss, applesauce.

Don’t call her a stallion tho. That’s a weird one. Or maybe it’s just a Canadian thing

Would work in Colorado too. #gobroncos

Lol my husband used a tv show line on me (tinder) and I found out YEARS later into our marriage from REDDIT LOL. “Hey, need anything from Trader Joe’s?” -Aziz. Still laughing about it 8 years later.

If a man spoke to me like Shoresy speaks to Laura I'd be head over heels in love.

My plan is to take everything Shoresy says to Laura, and use them in my vows

My time to shine! I watched the show because I saw the first time he was hitting on her on a video.  Having literally said those lines to someone, let me tell you, when you pair them with honest heart behind them…. Sometimes who you think is Laura turns out to be Ziig.  Had to give my balls a tug to get them back out after the tongue lashing I received.   Seriously.  

Ziig’s been such a cunt ever since she got that good hair.

Definitely “I’d be so good to ya” and “treat you to a piping hot bowl of miso ramen.”

I always liked his "id be so good to ya. You wake up in the morning and there i am, being good to ya"

I put “I’d tongue kiss a toaster just to vacuum your fuckin car” as my tinder bio and some girls thought it was funny

Yeah they all work on my wife

Not for me. You have a loyal wife

Huh?

My favorite is "You ever been sitting across from someone someone fighting every urge inside to just yell 'YEAH!'"

I tell my wife that every day lol Makes her laugh no matter what. You have to commit and do the YEAH in his voice though

Does she ever say it to you first and while you're laughing she says "SEE? IM FUNNY!"?

One of my favorite lines in the entire series. Just so stinking sweet. I would totally fall for that.

That "YEAH!" sends me every time. The actress breaks in that scene too

I use that “YEAH!!” to make my baby smile, he cracks up every time.

Probably wouldn’t land too well in a real life situation

My late husband used to rub my feet real good. He didn't even have to watch YouTube.

Not from Shoresy, but when my gf asks what we should have for dinner I will without fail say "let's get some fuckin gyozas!"

Some fuckin’ assorted tem-PURA!

Or some miso-ramen!!!

Let’s get some fuckin bibimbap

You like edamame?

🤣

They would 100% work on me. I'm afraid I may even swoon.

Me too! Of course it doesn't hurt that I find Jared Keeso soooooo hot. 😍

His booty definitely don't quit.

Filled yer Uggs aye? You fukin twat Ziig

Yeah... I'm recently divorced and used a few of these lines. Totally works. Then again, I found my true soulmate.

Not the lines. The food. Bibimbap?? Dim Sum?? Miso Ramen?? Say less, my love.

You wake up, I'd be right there. I think that's going to get a protection order more than a date..

Being good to you? Fuck you out of context bot!

I did use: “I’d treat you so good, like I’d be there when you wake up treating you so good” It did get me a genuine laugh and I’ve been seeing her the past month.

That’s actually unsettling

1000% they would work on me!

I'd be so good to ya. You'd wake up in the morning and I'd be right there being good to ya.

That's actually unsettling...

Have you ever been sitting across from someone just trying to have a normal conversation? Fighting every urge inside yourself to just to scream out "YEAH!"

Shut the fuck up 😀

these didnt help me pick up my girlfriend, but i do like to say to her "id be so good to ya. you'd wake up in the morning and id be right there being good to ya"

That's unsettling dude


how is it unsettling? i think its really sweet

Samesies! ☝️

Line from the show bud. So dumb

So dumb.

So FUCKING dumb..oh my GOD!

Like, I'd think rebelzephyr would be the dumbest guy here, but I saw AZhomerDaddy reply too, so I know you mustn't be...

The special thing about them is they are just stating a confident amount of effort Shoresy would happily put in for the chance to put in effort for her. Anyone can learn from that really.

Well, tbh he found exactly what he wanted. When Laura Moore was on the AMA, she said some shit. She is more scared of Shore hurting her. That made me really fucking sad!

I’ve been married for a long time, but I heard “I’d be so good to ya” and just thought, damn, I bet that shit works.