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exkingzog

Barry, 63


Smurph-of-Chaos

Coventry Sandwich, Barry, 63, first bread to ever be eaten by a random toddler.


spaz_bomb

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Cardboard-eater

help now im a 63 year old name barry


MentalFee3225

Grassy ass


Apprehensive_Bed_124

I’m from Coventry (strange coincidence) but we always called them “Triple-deckers” in our house.


Affectionate_Hour867

But it’s only a double!


Electronic-Net-5494

That is spooky. Looking at the picture I said Barry then saw your comment afterwards. Are we part of a Derrren Brown experiment?


BombayMix64

All Day Breakfast Club


Orikoru

This is fantastic.


DeadPlank

Anti breakfast breakfast club


SmurfSmacker

The David Lister.


HumourNoire

The State Of The Art sarnie. (Link for the uninitiated https://youtu.be/eSfa6a0e5Os?si=Cv0b6L8l_1cj1Fvm)


Representative-Bass7

It's the state of the floor I'm worried about https://preview.redd.it/r7xritk09nuc1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f87f2d9bf076bcb476340fedb38f78968f0db6


mJelly87

It's the state of the floor I'm worried about.


[deleted]

Smeg I got beat to it lol this is definitely a triple fried egg chill chutney on white bread though 


SnoopDeLaRoup

This had plagued me for decades. With it being triple fried egg, does it mean 3 eggs, or 3 slices of bread, or fried 3 times?


tripsypoo

Watch the episode - there are clearly three slices of bread


Evileye37

Why not all three?


SnoopDeLaRoup

The triple triple triple? No smeg'in way


kirk-o-bain

I always took it to mean three fried eggs


MrGrendarr

r/beatmetoit


1999girlie

NOOO FUCKING WAYYYYYY THE REFERENCE OF THE CENTURY


TawnyTeaTowel

From the people who brought you beeeeeeeeer milkshakes!


The96kHz

Beat me to it. I was just going to say it's "wrong" and see who picked up on it.


mJelly87

So what is it?


The96kHz

I've never seen one before, no-one has...


boringdystopianslave

Glad that I didn't need to scroll long for this.


Wrightd767

The clogger.


stephenhawkingsings

Elvis' last stand


icedcoffeeblast

Ironically this would probably be the healthiest thing Elvis ever ate


Doddsy2978

The Sandwich of Champions!


Hailestormzy

Meat + egg it’s a Meggwich or a Meggaladon


_GalaxyWalker_

Best one I've seen yet lmao


HiyaImRyan

The "is it normal for my arm to feel numb?"


Beneficial_Buy_1802

Ian


Worldly-Pause8304

Feckin delicious would be its name.


Spiritual-Coach-6355

Fried Breakfast cake


Confident-Scar-2643

Mmmmmmmm


KezzaK2608

Breakfast belly buster


King_doob13

If you tell me what’s in it. I would call it the *insert ingredients* sandwich.


Sea_Photograph_3998

A Dave Lister special.


Watermelon_Moments

A massive fried egg and bacon sandwich/sarnie


Gullible-Function649

Angel in the morning


Wide_Astronaut_366

Vegan delight


chaos_jj_3

Egg & Bacon Scooby Snack


Threadycascade2

Dont know, too busy eating it to tell you


lee-boro

That is not a sandwich. It is a MANWICH!


Dimorphodon101

Yep and probably one reason that care homes are full of old ladies and very few old men.


Kian-Tremayne

Breakfast. I’ve got my daughter into building bacon, fried egg and hash brown sandwiches, which are her version of my own bacon, black pudding and hash brown sarnies. Both of these are known as the Towers of Power.


JungsMandala

Bert


Foreign-Bowl-3487

XL Double Bacon 🥓


TheRealMadPete

Half eaten


33Supermax92

Egg and bacon sandwich 😂


UnderTheRadar90sKid

Delicious


EnvironmentalArm7035

Morning glory


RRIronside27

Fucking glorious


Cultural_Agent7902

Vile 🤢


Raatel

Dagwood!


Yacht_Amarinda

Incomplete as someone has eaten part of it already.


PotatoHeadist

The Chomosterol surprise.


pudpudboogie

Of champions


platdujour

Phwoah


Forward-Impact-3211

Lovely


Available_Rock4217

"you shoulda' toasted me when you had the chance"


LeatherLatexSteel

Delicious


stevielfc76

The “hey there bae bae” sandwich, bacon and egg twice


AdCommercial6714

Deelish


Honest_Escape7445

Tragic


Twiggy_Shei

Tasty


johnlewisdesign

A bacon an egg sarnie


spattzzz

It’s the state of the floor I’m worried about.


DvlsAdvct108

The constant sunrise.... because the sun never sets on the British empire


Ollie_SSS

delicious


Final-Set-8702

Food of The Gods


Due-Parsley953

The GOD sandwich.


TheRedPillMonk

Delicious.


redpandadancing

Mine!!


Over-Wall-4080

Darling


Tired_Insomniac_2295

Leftover regret


BonusMummy

Gross


Calm-Homework3161

My precious....


Next-doorNudists

Simon the sandwich


Chewie357

The HNNGGG *collapse*


egdgfgfd

Nice


Sea-Mountain-4726

Filth


Personal_Stranger_52

‘Breakfast in bread’


GammaPhonic

Unnecessary.


invisillie

Heart attack on a plate


Minute_Warrior42082

Cholesterol overload


Mountain_Sector7647

all day brekkie


Few_Leek7443

Is it a BEST (Bacon, egg, sausage, tomato)? These are on menus around Birmingham and the Black Country


Wanderection

Keith’s Next Stroke


[deleted]

1/2 club sandwich


ArcticPsychologyAI

Food of kings


Iguanaught

Looks like a breakfast sandwich. I might tongue in cheek call it a heart attack waiting to happen.


Muted_Criticism

The Widowmaker


Sufficient_Egg9223

The dough plug


SeasonSalt3673

Artery stopper.


PG_Tipss

Detty


ChocolateMedical5727

4am 3 sheets to the wind fry up.


Queasy-Ad-3220

A mistake


ScaredyCatUK

A snack before lunch.


RadioTunnel

Heart attack snack


MiserableReturn7963

Tasty, I did similar years ago I called it the heart stopper


SmurfBiscuits

The “myocardial infarction” special. Served with a cup of tea that’s been boiled orange in a builders boot with full fat milk and three sugars, and a side order of defibrillator.


PrometheanKnight01

Breakfast


Sypher-07

Heaven


AraiHavana

Triple Bypass


CountingWonders

Egg, bacon and- What?


Chronically_Cosy

Disgusting


Pyschospherex

The Double Decker Breakfast Butty


little_miss_nobody23

Hangover food


According-Basis-1983

Breakfast lunch skipper


CybercurlsMKII

“Mmm mmmm mmmmwich”


chefshoes

i spot ketchup...


SnooFoxes5258

Heart breaker with cream


ainsworthbelle

Epic


Lakelandlad7

Bread egg bacon bread bread egg bacon bread


Southern-Spring-7458

Exactly what I need right now


8CasLok8

A mistake


UKF_CABOOSE

Bacon egg double stack


_GalaxyWalker_

The fact that no one agrees on if this sandwich is good or bad kills me


AlittleRedPepper

Amazing


October_people

The heart attack


Embarrassed-Milk2650

Bacon egg buttie


Feisty_Diver_2244

The constipator


fronbit

Blinner


HedgehogEquivalent38

Mine!


RowWhich2846

British scooby snack


Neovo903

Fucking delicious


UnimaginativeDwarf

Breakfast


No-Blood-7274

The Widow Maker


EdgeAdditional4406

That looks fuckin amazing


Unable-Purchase455

A great sandwich


Necessary_Joke_5187

Full English Sambo


Ciana_Reid

Greedy


OneSufficientFace

Breakfast


makizer

legendary!


J_Poker

A cake


Squidgyboot

The, "GET IN MA BELLY'.


antpabsdan

A thing of beauty and delight


sarah_doyle_cd

State of the art.


United-Passenger-993

Godly


J4Y221

The full Irish sandwich


Yahla

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Successful-Dare5363

Fucking delicious.


Outrageous_Raisin_87

Bacon 'N' Egger


BeastNutter

Tuesday's breakfast.


shabbapaul1970

Double decker coronary


Optimal_Act7501

The coronary.


Funicular-

Whatever it's called it's made me hungry


ConversationAsleep38

Tasty


Big-Sherbet6925

Porridge


MyColdBlackHeart

The Grim Reaper


Agile_Swing_2393

The big breakfast


MasterSparrow

Perfection.


BocaSeniorsWsM

Absolute filth. In a good way.


Odd-Significance1884

I would call her Divine


stefanhall123

The perfect breakfast


Pretend_Watch8892

Undercooked


Fight_Disciple

Bacon and egg with tomato sauce.


emjoy90

Choleste-roll


vctrmldrw

Soggy


MarkWrenn74

A fry-up sandwich


Steka68

Steve's.


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

Chick'o'Egg


dai4u-twonko

Orgasmic


ProperGanderz

Wakey wakey eggy bakey


superhugeboobs

ew


EasyyPlayer

Eggwich


tauntingbob

That looks like an "Egg and bacon sandwich" Egg, bacon and sausage = breakfast sandwich Egg, bacon, cheese and sausage = cholesterol sandwich


claw2324

Yummy


Guilty-Drummer4517

coronary heart disease


anthonyj666

Breakfast sarnie..which now im gonna call for someone to make me 1 or 2...2 sounds better although im not that lazy so ima go make myself a couple now, i think eggy bread will make it even nicer.. My belly sounds like ìt 100% agrees right now lol


chillirosso

A Piccadilly Circus


pablohacker2

Breakfast


KingJacoPax

A light snack.


A_Slavic_Mechanic

The fucking delicious


mmetalgaz

Immenswich


VoxUlric

heart attack


No_Snow_8746

The Thunberger


zperlond

The Eggynator


Mean_Dust5317

beautiful


Miasmata

An egg and bacon sandwich


GMSkywalker91

Delicious


The-Proud-Snail

BCE (bacon cheese and eggs)


Neither_Presence_522

Derek


IhaveaDoberman

The "no, you look like you're struggling breathing"


kennypowpow

Darling


Nothingbutapin

The Stolen Quarter


b4dger808

Disgusting.


Ok-Leg-8237

Full English on a butty


princepapplewick

Final breakfestination