I need to be kept in an asylum where i'm being cared for and fed. Also i get to go outside with a government mandated boyfriend to go buy stuff and play , but he has to hold me on a leash so i don't get too silly ^-^
Unfortunately many of us go unadopted for the same reason as many pets at the pound.
There's more of us than people willing/trustworthy enough to look after us.
I literally wrote post war Animorph fanfiction where my blatant self insert becomes a voluntary host to help get her life together. And then I realized, she has her life more together than I do
No more exhaustion, worries, and executive dysfunction. Only eeping and doing as told
I need to be kept in an asylum where i'm being cared for and fed. Also i get to go outside with a government mandated boyfriend to go buy stuff and play , but he has to hold me on a leash so i don't get too silly ^-^
This must’ve have reached the absolute peaks of real by now
Seize the means of production and ruin your own life properly😤 Be your own master 😤😤
Unfortunately many of us go unadopted for the same reason as many pets at the pound. There's more of us than people willing/trustworthy enough to look after us.
Wasn't slavery banned?
Pets aren't :3
Can I has pet? :3
Omg yesssss
just be puppy, easy :3
Please
literally me
Real :3
Y does part of me want this
Honestly same
u/reddit_user_robbie 🥺
joke's on you im also shit at running my own life
I need to be enslaved.
I agree with this statement. *I want a girl like this*
Isn't that what parents are (usually) for?
Not in your 30's XD
Me too, I'm like a dog, I just need commands and pets. Maybe a collar but that's a separate thing
i have that! yaaay
https://preview.redd.it/7ztphhw6qstc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa14d4c57214f6d2d8cb522c74def9a55470d46
Real
I misread run as ruin and thought you were asking for an owner to ruin your life, like that’s horrible…. I wouldn’t mind that happening to me tho :3
That sounds pretty g... \*remembers how other people wanted to steer her life\* ... never mind 😅
Yeah, with consent this is the dream. Without it this a nightmare
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https://i.redd.it/oozcog2l4stc1.gif
this is a mood bestie >~<
I literally wrote post war Animorph fanfiction where my blatant self insert becomes a voluntary host to help get her life together. And then I realized, she has her life more together than I do
oh fuck i would sooner kill myself violently and publicly
Help I'm a dude and relate to this what does it mean 🥲
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your post is too inappropriate for SGC