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SPECTREagent700

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Spirit_of_Hogwash

How does he keep up with the news like that?


Post_Washington

Don’t. Praise. The machine.


HaoieZ

Brought to you by the guy that says yeeeeesssss.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I had a stroooooooke.


the_cornwall

....yes?


BobBelcher2021

Funny, but this wasn’t the Ayatollah who died Iran’s President is more of a figurehead, like King Charles, or Canada’s Governor General.


SPECTREagent700

You are indeed correct that Ayatollah Khamenei, as the Supreme Leader, has the final say on all important matters of state but the President is more than a figure head and is more comparable to the role of Prime Minister in Russia or China; an administrator who runs the day to day of Government subject to the direction and approval of the Head of State. Additionally, while understanding that “the Ayatollah” is generally used to mean the Supreme Leader, the title is a religious one that is technically separate from the position of Supreme Leader. Interestingly Raisi did refer to himself as being an Ayatollah but there had been some dispute about this within Iran including from Ayatollah Khamenei who referred to Raisi by a lesser title in his 2021 appointment of Raisi as President.


StrategicCannibal23

Can you imagine a world without Raisi? https://i.redd.it/8u65fn95ph1d1.gif


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

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SPECTREagent700

NOTE: THE IRANIAN PRESIDENT DIED ON HIS WAY HOME FROM AZERBAIJAN


Logsarecool10101

Fourth time in the past six months where I’ve gotten important world news from this sub


Wankbank_Dumpster

Wait until you hear about senator Oprah


saysthingsbackwards

...no...


peon2

What about Sonny and Cher?


TheDilsonReddits

Well she won an Oscar and he’s a United States senator


tomboy_abs_pls_miss

Goodnight! *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

I'd be happier with a senator Harpo


mel-alt

Exactly, where I learned about Kissinger dieing, as well as shortly after for oj simpson.


thispartyrules

https://preview.redd.it/cla88bmoai1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2982d19c5476cbe9039567eab73f76d836608a We repainted the Iranian Capitol Building, a beautiful sky blue


RumpleOfTheBaileys

Welcome to northern Iran, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. ... Uh, possibl-Y go wrong. Huh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.


bunnydeerest

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IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I blame the shifty-eyed dog.


AutismFlavored

I’d rather the Supreme Leader had crashed, but oh well.


Doxidob

trial run


AutismFlavored

Inshallah


Evolving_Dore

Yeah I'm not sure what this actually affects at all, if anything. They'll just replace this guy with another mouthpiece puppet of the Ayatollah who'll carry on the beatings until morale improves.


LightReflections

This guy was being groomed for Supreme Leader And the foreign minister who also died was among the succession plan too This is the best outcome because Khamenei probably doesn't have long left anyway and if it was him, Raisi would have become Supreme Leader Now the succession plan is all fucked up


UrbanPlannerholic

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Evolving_Dore

I do like the sound of that Idk why. Idk what any of this actually signifies. All I know if what information we can access from halfway-reliable western media.


DepartureEffective40

The man never drank a Duff in his life!


KaiserKob

"See, this is what happens when you take money out of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, and put it into healthcare!" "It's a good program, just give it a chance, that's all I ask!" *\*Helicopter crashes\**


Jubjars

Their government is always decked in the best warlock tier sets.


IjonTichy85

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SAGNUTZ

Is he ok?!


GeneralKenobiJSF

Kids, the Iranian President is going to be just fine. Okay everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves.


drjeffy

"But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power."


PersonneOfInterest

He dead


collflan

Couple of paracetamol and he'll be grand


Copsehurst

Ooh, paracetamol? Well la-di-da Mr. Frenchman. Then what do you call it Moe? Acetaminophen.


thewhatinwhere

God damn it. I heard it about an hour ago, but seeing it here already? Geez


ThePLARASociety

Iran lies here off the coast of Saudi Arabia.