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tsf97

So I guess now whenever someone you see commits a crime you'll have to do the obligatory "by the order of the Jarl, stop right there"?


TheSeed420

"Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me."


Mr_Badger1138

No lollygagging! 🤣


Icy_Relationship6847

let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?


Motor-Guitar747

I remember you. You’re the new member of the companions. So what do you fetch the mead?


tsf97

Even when you become a leader, basically….. yes, lol


epicnpc55

That’s really cool


TheSeed420

Thank you!


SamGleesh

What a tat. The conversation coming from that would make my day 😂


TheSeed420

It's definitely one of my favorite ones I have. It's great when people get the reference.


Smokeyvalley

How often does that happen?


TheSeed420

I've had it for a little over a year now and it's only happened like 3 times. To be fair it's harder to see especially in comparison to my other tattoos. Each time someone has recognized it has been awesome though.


Smokeyvalley

I can imagine. Also a great way to locate fellow Skyrim-lovers :-)


cocoaminty__

New tattoo idea, thank you man


TheSeed420

Do it!


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So now whenever you hear something and can't find out what it was i guess you are obliged to say "must have been the wind"


TheSeed420

"You there. What do you know about this?"


tothirstyforwater

This may be the only video game tattoo I’ve liked


TheSeed420

Hell yeah, thank you!


Necrospire

Till you took a needle to the knee.


Present-Wind-6985

Hahaha you did 😂


Spacekook_

The divines shall smite you with lightning


G_u_i_l_l_l

You're the funniest person to ever walk to Earth !


EatMyRoyalTarts321

Oh my goodness. I love it!!!


CessnaBlackBelt

I'm stealing this idea


TheSeed420

Go for it!


OldBlueLegs

Space on the other knee for a purloined sweetroll?


TheSeed420

That would've been funny! No the other knee is inked.


fidgyboodle

Brilliant, may the divines smile on you, friend


dippis98

Personally I really dislike tattoos but thats actually quite cool.


TheSeed420

Thank you, I tried to keep it minimal.


47peduncle

Only a flesh wound.


FLAIR_2780166

How would the arrow strike from that angle


TheSeed420

Via tattoo machine


RagnarokBringer

Oh no you didn’t, you son of a Dovah I like you


ReneStrike

Yaşa :D


Ifukbagelholes42069

Bro thank you, LOL this is awesome.


caseofstares

I am tearing this out of your little hands and getting this as soon as possible, Talos guide me.


TheSeed420

Go for it!


OldElf86

If I ever get a tattoo, this will probably be the one.


TheSeed420

If you ever do send me a pic. It's a good first, although the knee can be rough. If I had to go back and pick only one it'd be this.


Even-Geologist-6759

Aspetta, io ti conosco 😂


SoloMudMan

If I got tattoos, I would get this one, but I collect scars, and I'm allergic to most inks.


TheSeed420

I'm not sure if scarification is something you'd ever look into. This would be fairly simple and easy. I will say with scarification ALWAYS go to a professional.


SoloMudMan

I know that I won't pay for a scar, other than through my own stupidity.😆


SoloMudMan

And I use this stuff! https://preview.redd.it/7v0mucyapjjc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c6d53ce55a353cec87805dd3e30eb170d1aebf


Bommerman13

Keep a lookout for stolen sweetrolls


theredditman69_pt2

-"Then I took an arrow to the knee"


Wolfymajyx

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll"


KingoftheCrossroads6

I used to be an adventurer like you


thegreenmonkey69

I dig it


thegreenmonkey69

May I use this idea to place upon my own knee at some point in the near future? I'd steal it, but my contact at the Thieves Guild has been busy with special requests lately.


TheSeed420

Go for it! Just be sure to send me a pic so I can check out that sick ink!


SwordfishSea8605

No way! 🤯 that is so cool


TheSeed420

Thanks!


Zh3ttra

- But then I took an arrow to the knee.. This made my day, great tattoo man


TheSeed420

Thank you!


Silkhorse247

Hahaha! I love it!


TheSeed420

Thanks!


Sweet-Employee2526

BY ORDER OF THE JARL, STOP RIGHT THERE!


Copper_Bronze_Baron

Someone needs to mention the dumb marriage proposal metaphor bullshit, or this isn't a real r/Skyrim post


Latter_Copy4399

Congratulations


ndhellion2

The actual meaning of "taking an arrow to the knee" is that they got married, they didn't actually get shot in the knee. Just a little trivia.


hauntedhotdogg

Sorry, it ain't true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/took-arrow-knee-marriage/ https://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/290270/does-arrow-to-the-knee-truly-signify-marriage https://www.reddit.com/r/Norway/comments/1xlpxd/does_take_an_arrow_to_the_knee_mean_getting/ https://kotaku.com/how-they-came-up-with-skyrims-arrow-in-the-knee-line-5886648 https://gamerant.com/skyrim-arrow-in-the-knee-explained/ (I know, I know) https://twitter.com/UESP_net/status/977057045781336064


TheSeed420

I've heard that before and I definitely think that's interesting. Definitely a fun line that can be used both ways in a fantasy game. Finding out about little references like this is just one reason I love this game.


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MajestyOfGalaxy

Is this actually your marriage/ engagement tattoo? That'd be cute.


TheSeed420

It's not, just a fan of the games.


CoolSeaworthiness657

Whiterun guard: now that's racially an insensitive


RieCries

I want to get a sweet roll tattoo. So I can be the someone that took your sweet roll.. 🧁


AJ_BARDIA

Let me guess....