every higher kind of technology will be visible as magic to an outsider!
humans cultivating the fire was basically firemagic for many animals, our phones nowadays would seem completely insane to some medival dudes. we basically invented our own summoning spell with amazon, we can conjure light with flashlights, we can taser someone with thunderspells and the recent push towards brain chips could be seen as our first tries to potential telepathy.
we already have magic, and many people definetly have brain rot from it.
Well, sure, but there’s lots of spells I use on a day to day basis: Conjure Breakfast (requires reagents), Control Automobile, Call Insurance Line (drains health & magicka), Get Out Of Bed, Summon Will To Live
hands of the gourmet: approximately 2 to 5 seconds of fire resistance but only in your hands. effect immediately wears off when you smell singed knuckle hairs.
"Your Autistic blood gives you minus 10 to Speech but plus 50 to Magicka."
"Vaccines have fortified your Disease Resistance by 75%"
"Aestigmatism gives you -10 Archery, -10 Sneak, -10 Enchanting and -10 Alchemy when not wearing The Glasses of Transparency"
"Lone Wanderer - Fortify One Handed +50 until acquiring Lover's Embrace."
• IBS (must use bathroom 5min after consuming food)
• Anemic (vision blurs with loss of blood)
• Codependent (all stats -1 without a follower)
• Gay (-10 stamina if current follower is male)
• That Dawg (I got that Dawg in me)
Aged Past 25.
-10% Power and Explosiveness.
-20% Flexibility.
-20% Energy Levels.
+20% Required Sleep.
+25% Chance of Injury.
+25% Time to Recover from Workouts.
+25% Joint Discomfort.
● Requires Warm-Up before Activities.
+100% ability to detect being bullshitted.
-50% patience for foolishness.
-33% Skill at Video Games.
That chance of injury... I have a bad ankle now from absolutely no cause. It just started hurting one day and now I limp everywhere.
I remember seeing an animation or cartoon about someone going to the doctor with a sore finger, and the doctor goes, yep, you're over 30. That's just what happens. And the patient is like, so it's just going to hurt forever now? Doctor: yes.
Depression (-25 to all stats)
Autism (speech skill decreased by %15 but magica health and stamina increase by 20 points 1 and 2 handed damage increase by %15)
Insomnia ( permanent %10 boost to exp but stamina regen decreased by %10)
Brain rot (self explanatory)
Mild caffeine addiction ( +50 points to stamina when coffee is consumed but -50 points to stamina when coffee hasn't been consumed in 24 hours)
Nicotine addiction (-5 points to health and stamina)
Bisexual (%25 persuade chance with both sexes)
Resist Alarm Clock
Fatigue - Drained
Punctuality - Late
Hunger - Hungry (but doesn't realize it yet)
Weakness to Powerpoint Presentations
Addled
Damage Short Term Memory
Fortify Fidgeting
^(In other words I have ADHD)
Asthma: Stamina is permanently at the half point. Can only be temporarily filled with stamina potions, but after the effects of the potion finish, you're stuck at half stamina again.
Bipolar disorder: Increases health, stamina, magika and attack power for 2 weeks in game followed by a decrease by the same amount for 2 weeks. Repeatedly triggering the effect consecutively increases effects for both periods until the health debuff causes instant death. Waiting too long between episodes causes an episode to start unprompted. Effects can be prevented by consuming massive amounts of skooma every day, but eventually skooma consumption causes instant death.
Depression
-25 to Health and -75 to Stamina
Overweight
Half of the overencumbered penalty
Felon
-50% to Speech and Reputation
Tall
-50 to Back and Joint Integrity
+50 for reaching high things
stupidity (duration 50 yrs) thinking people will always do the right thing.
melancholy (constant) thinking the world may change.
indignant strength (variable timing) will not accept bullying or abuse against others.
...and whatever effects using daily Moon Sugar gives you. I'm a dreamer and will not stop.
Well since it seems i can make up effects:
Brain rot- from to much internet *wink*
Fortify one hand- from too much internet *wink*
Introvert- speechcraft -25% debuff, from too much internet *wink*
Unluck- random chance to fail at anything anytime
Maidenless- no bitches
Awkward silence- -50% speechcraft when interacting with opposite sex
Idiot Savant- +75% information retention of useless facts
I could go on and on but i think yall get the jist
Adhd - must be doing something interesting or takes 5 sanity damage per sec, coffee puts you to sleep, gets overwhelmed easily and when overwhelmed health stamina and magica are capped at 1, has constant background music in head
Asthma: Stamina is permanently at the half point. Can only be temporarily filled with stamina potions, but after the effects of the potion finish, you're stuck at half stamina again.
Asthma - 20% less stamina
ADHD - 170% xp gain on hyperfocus, else only 50% xp gain, needs at least 2 active quests at once
Anxiety - Take damage before enemy hits, -30% speech
Adrenaline Fighter - +20% stamina and physical damage resistance when in combat, -40% stamina (not cumulative) for 24h after combat ends
I ain't doing that shit - Quits active quests when bored or tired
probably just different stat buffs based on how i feel emotionally atm, i fence and how im feeling emotionally drastically impacts how fast my reaction time is, the speed at which i can move back and forth, and even how well i can comprehend my opponents blade moving towards me
maybe id have the orcs racial ability lol
Bacterial vaginosis (BV)
Cervicitis
Chlamydia
Epididymitis
Genital warts
Gonorrhea
Hepatitis A, B, and C
Herpes simplex virus (HSV)
HIV and AIDS
Human papillomavirus (HPV)
Lymphogranuloma venereum (LGV)
Syphilis
Trichomoniasis
Fast forward ageing: Your body aches for literally no reason all over. You can't sleep unless a very specific criteria is met. People will always mistake you for being 50 when you're actually 25 and then act really surprised when they find out. Be a grumpy fuck at all times and dead on the inside. Forget everything you need to remember instantly, but remember everything useless and pointless and stupid.
Hay-fever: Your eyes feel like they're constantly on fire, and your nose is runny, so you look like a snotty toddler. Sneeze loudly and uncontrollably, at random intervals (most likely to occur at the most inconvenient times such as driving)
Full of gas: Fart constantly. On the downside, smelly. On the up side, hilarious.
Twisted presence:
"Lowkey in the wrong place at the wrong time, always. And a permanent otherworldly vibe"
( -30% Charisma debuff, 25% chance per 4 sec to inflict fear 0.5 status on any person or creature within 5 meters)
Rewired:
"You're a mental outsider, you speak the same languages as everyone else... but differently. Fortunately, you understand differently as well, so you at least have yourself for company"
(Random 20% Charisma boost or - 25% Charisma debuff with every new interaction. Can use Sharingan-like perception)
Deep seeker:
"Everything is foreign to you. Even your own weaknesses and strengths. You study everything in detail, always."
(Permanent +20% Exp boost, all actions drain 15% more stamina. Permanent slow stamina drain - 0.5%/sec even when idle. Doesn't cease during sleep)
Hyper burn:
"This world is problematic. Problematic for you to exist in, in fact. You need more than the usual to keep up... You often hear: "sorry, we can't help you""
(-10% max stamina debuff. All foods replenish 15% less stamina. Metabolic capacity and speed permanently increased by 150%)
Vitalize:
"You're not alone, thankfully. You are stronger in groups of your class and sub-class"
(When in the presence of other outsiders: 10% health boost and 5% Exp boost. -5% Effectiveness to all debuffs)
.... Can't think of more atm.
Anemia - drain stamina, ADHD - once a day you may attempt cast Focus on one skill and increase by 1 point with chance that it will instead backfire and regress a random skill.
Monocular vision: -20 to archery and one handed weapons debuff
Plant based: +10 to health
Equestrian and former vet tech: Animal allegiance, +10 to alchemy and stamina
Chicagoan: 50% increased cold resistance
\* Hypervigilance +10 to all stats, but stamina depletes slowly coninuously unless alone in a locked room
\* Child of night - excelent nightvision, nocturnal
Hyper fixated: 50% increase of Exp gain to chosen skill. But loose 20% exp gain to all other skills.
Safe foods: All positive effects from foods that are not “safe” are halved. Safe foods are prone to sudden changes.
Cat owner: Danger perception is decreased by 30%. Sneak +10
Pigeon-toed: -30% shoe durability
Magicka +50 and bonus on the full moon with a 90% reduction of Well Rested bonus
+ 40% likelihood of random encounter with animal or human when out and about
Stamina randomly increases and decreases at different times of the day.
90% chance something weird and interesting happens nearby when you’re trying to complete a task
50% health increase after cooking and eating
Improved health - no more autoimmune issues, depression, anxiety, chronic fatigue and chronic pain. No meds necessary.
Improved speech - able to help resolve communication difficulties with my husband and get much better pay at work.
Prowler’s Debt: where there’s debt to be found, you’ll find more
Resist Promotion ability: Your female blood gives you 50% resistance to getting a job promotion
Adrenaline Smush (greater power): Stamina regenerates 25% slower for 15 minutes, once a day
Lover’s Comfort: you finally found someone (even temporarily) and that makes you feel better throughout the day
AuADHD
-20 speech
-20 organized
-10 charisma
+50 for magica
+50 for alchemy
+20 for smithing
+10 destruction
+19 conjuration
The big sad
-20 to health and stamina
-10 restfulness
+20 for sneak
Chronic pain
-20 to health and stamina
I took an arrow to the knee
Childhood Trauma
You are now afraid of everyone and everything. Reduce speech by 75%
Chronic Illness
Doing anything a normal does on a daily basis now exhausts you at least twice as fast. Reduce stamina by 50%.
Adorable
Everyone thinks you're just the sweetest thing. Speech up 50%
- The current objective changes constantly without knowledge
- you never wake up well rested. So same as vampirism just the cool part taken out
- Your imposter syndrome cuts the xp gain from successes in half, and failing equals a 5 day prison sentence
ADHD: +10 in 5 skills that randomly change which one has the buff every 5 days
Vaccinated: 80% desease resistance
Asexual: immune to seduction from non romantic sources gain +10 magic when indoctrinated into the cult of garlic bread
Aromantic: immune to seduction from romantic sources
Weird eyes: take 1 point of damage every minute when not wearing glasses you can still see just fine but it hurts
No weight: for some reason never gain any weight no matter how much you eat even if you need to gain weight to have the healthy body effect
Mega dandruff: randomly find pieces of dandruff the size of a grain of rice when scratching head
Normal sleep schedule?: never heard of it gain “no sleep” debuff if you stay up for just a second too long
Bad luck: 100% to stub toe at some point every day
Thinnest skin: -0.0000001 weight. cut easily. Can trace veins from wrist to shoulder
Melanin?: what’s that? Take 8000 points of burn damage after spending too long in the sun
What’s this?: find every niche hobby possible and then hyperfixate on it for the rest of the day
Jack of all trades: +20% exp gain for every new skill attempted but all skills max out at level 20
Stoopid: -10 intelagince for usful nolegde
Why do I know that?: +10 intelligence for useless trivia and fun facts
Where did the horse go?: +100 funny when a joke lands well but you must repeat the joke many times that week to the same people until someone either tells you to stop or someone finally laughs even if it is out of pity
Phantom hunger: Gain hungry debuff randomly with no cure until you forget about it
Phantom not hunger: gain “eh I’m full” status when it comes time for food
Power of the unknown void: gain stare into the abyss ability and when used gain +10 thinking about random stuff and -50 situational awareness
Shaky legs: if you hold you leg in just the right position atuomaticly use leg shake ability repeatedly without the damage to stamina until moved a little to far then it stops
No comfy: gain “comfy amnesia” after readjusting slightly and forget what comfy position you were just at but are stuck trying to recreate it unsuccessfully
Weird walk: walk like your in high heels even though you’re not.gain silent step ability but take 10 points of damage very activation
Immortal: until proven otherwise
Egg🥚?: gain unknown emotion that is possibly jealousy when seeing female alastor from hazbin hotel and +10 confused when thinking about what emotion it is
I have Focal epilepsy, Wich affects the cognitive system(space perception, speech, and motor abilities) and I'm an introvert so: minus 20 to one and two handed, archery, and sneak; minus 50 to speech
Brain Rot
That only effects magicka. unless you're a magician you'll be fine.......
every higher kind of technology will be visible as magic to an outsider! humans cultivating the fire was basically firemagic for many animals, our phones nowadays would seem completely insane to some medival dudes. we basically invented our own summoning spell with amazon, we can conjure light with flashlights, we can taser someone with thunderspells and the recent push towards brain chips could be seen as our first tries to potential telepathy. we already have magic, and many people definetly have brain rot from it.
Well, sure, but there’s lots of spells I use on a day to day basis: Conjure Breakfast (requires reagents), Control Automobile, Call Insurance Line (drains health & magicka), Get Out Of Bed, Summon Will To Live
i don’t have enough magicka for those last 2
Same.
Yep lol
I see the active effects of this in about half the population… Sorry, I’ll see my way out now 👉🚪
I have a permanent debuff to stamina called adulthood and a debuff to magic called stupidity
Don’t forget permanent debuff to income and sanity called “parenthood”.
Mix in one negative point to agility and charisms for alcoholism...oh shit, wrong game.
- Champion of the Night - Weakened soul - Fortify one-handed
Hey dragonborn why are there so many tissues in your bin and they smell funny
Why are you smelling my garbage bin?
You can smell it from far away
My favorite 🤤
r/eyebleach
I finally got an eyebleach tag! I’m glad to check that off my bucket list so soon 😂
You know why 😏😏
Tissue (steal)
> Fortify one-handed Hmmm....
Smug: fortify intolerability by 100% when correct.
See, there are two kinds of people, people who pull things from Skyrim and those who make up their own. I love both, but the latter is 100x better.
i was a baker for a long time, so fortify carry weight.
And 4% fire resistance?
hands of the gourmet: approximately 2 to 5 seconds of fire resistance but only in your hands. effect immediately wears off when you smell singed knuckle hairs.
Haha that’s a good one
Anxiety: every dialogue option is preceded by 'are you sure you want to say this?' and succeeded by 'why the fuck did I say that???'
This would be a really funny mod.
The dialogue options are also quick time events
And opening a door gives the prompt "Are you sure you want to go outside?"
Your last conversation stays on screen for two days.
real
"Your Autistic blood gives you minus 10 to Speech but plus 50 to Magicka." "Vaccines have fortified your Disease Resistance by 75%" "Aestigmatism gives you -10 Archery, -10 Sneak, -10 Enchanting and -10 Alchemy when not wearing The Glasses of Transparency" "Lone Wanderer - Fortify One Handed +50 until acquiring Lover's Embrace."
Dang that's a little too relatable
10% better attacking stats when with others with Autistic Blood (me)
Vaccine: +75 to disease resist. +100 to autism. /s obviously.
This made me chuckle
Rattles and Bone Break Fever
Flu: -50 Stamina, unable to gain Well Rested bonus from sleeping
I get the second part without being sick
The Big Sad: Reduces Stamina, Magicka, and Health by 90%
• IBS (must use bathroom 5min after consuming food) • Anemic (vision blurs with loss of blood) • Codependent (all stats -1 without a follower) • Gay (-10 stamina if current follower is male) • That Dawg (I got that Dawg in me)
Wouldn't Gay give you +10 stamina with a male follower? 😉
Prolly should've put "Lesbian" But I was being lazy
Or just make it a more general debuff so it’s -10 stamina if follower is the opposite gender
Insomnia: Each night gain a 50% chance to resist to gain Super Mario Speedrun knowledge (Knowledge Resets per day)
Aged Past 25. -10% Power and Explosiveness. -20% Flexibility. -20% Energy Levels. +20% Required Sleep. +25% Chance of Injury. +25% Time to Recover from Workouts. +25% Joint Discomfort. ● Requires Warm-Up before Activities. +100% ability to detect being bullshitted. -50% patience for foolishness. -33% Skill at Video Games.
That chance of injury... I have a bad ankle now from absolutely no cause. It just started hurting one day and now I limp everywhere. I remember seeing an animation or cartoon about someone going to the doctor with a sore finger, and the doctor goes, yep, you're over 30. That's just what happens. And the patient is like, so it's just going to hurt forever now? Doctor: yes.
Dumbass
Acid reflux: can only eat cheese wheels
😂😂😂
Depression (-25 to all stats) Autism (speech skill decreased by %15 but magica health and stamina increase by 20 points 1 and 2 handed damage increase by %15) Insomnia ( permanent %10 boost to exp but stamina regen decreased by %10) Brain rot (self explanatory) Mild caffeine addiction ( +50 points to stamina when coffee is consumed but -50 points to stamina when coffee hasn't been consumed in 24 hours) Nicotine addiction (-5 points to health and stamina) Bisexual (%25 persuade chance with both sexes)
25%... that's a hell of a buff tbh
Probably more like -%25 because I can't speak to men or women to save my life lmao
Titanium hip: 50 percent less likely to be staggered -10 agility
Ahhh. I see I am not the only former adventurer here. Took a war axe to the hip as well?
A 400 pound patio door actually lol I work construction and it fell on top of me
Intestinal bloat - minus 10% movement speed Shouldn’t have had that burrito for lunch.
Natural strength, able to move larger objects and break defenses Throwing mastery, +10% throwing power, -5% throwing accuracy Towering height, +25% evade headshots, -10% weapon speed, -10% evade bodyshots Strong back, increased carry weight Long stride, cover ground in fewer steps Ps- I'm 6'7" 240lbs
Resist Alarm Clock Fatigue - Drained Punctuality - Late Hunger - Hungry (but doesn't realize it yet) Weakness to Powerpoint Presentations Addled Damage Short Term Memory Fortify Fidgeting ^(In other words I have ADHD)
I was thinking about how to phrase this myself
Animal lover: +10 happiness when having an animal follower, less likely to be attacked by animals, animal allegiance
Bulging disc debuff
Asthma: Stamina is permanently at the half point. Can only be temporarily filled with stamina potions, but after the effects of the potion finish, you're stuck at half stamina again.
stamina potion inhaler
*sips from Blood Spring*
Every disease known to mankind them, I got you
"I get around" by the Beach Boys starts playing
Bipolar disorder: Increases health, stamina, magika and attack power for 2 weeks in game followed by a decrease by the same amount for 2 weeks. Repeatedly triggering the effect consecutively increases effects for both periods until the health debuff causes instant death. Waiting too long between episodes causes an episode to start unprompted. Effects can be prevented by consuming massive amounts of skooma every day, but eventually skooma consumption causes instant death.
Drunk
Depression -25 to Health and -75 to Stamina Overweight Half of the overencumbered penalty Felon -50% to Speech and Reputation Tall -50 to Back and Joint Integrity +50 for reaching high things
My autism must be craaazy.
“Touched”
Just all the bebuffs, and maybe the Khajiit claws buff
stupidity (duration 50 yrs) thinking people will always do the right thing. melancholy (constant) thinking the world may change. indignant strength (variable timing) will not accept bullying or abuse against others. ...and whatever effects using daily Moon Sugar gives you. I'm a dreamer and will not stop.
Laziness: reduced stamina and magicka.
Well since it seems i can make up effects: Brain rot- from to much internet *wink* Fortify one hand- from too much internet *wink* Introvert- speechcraft -25% debuff, from too much internet *wink* Unluck- random chance to fail at anything anytime Maidenless- no bitches Awkward silence- -50% speechcraft when interacting with opposite sex Idiot Savant- +75% information retention of useless facts I could go on and on but i think yall get the jist
Autism 😎
Sooo many autistic people posting here 😂 ngl that's actually cool.
Caffeinated -less than 100% incurs movement penalty Sarcasm- always charged and ready
Cancer survivor • -50 stamina, +50 humor.
# A whole lot of red
I would say sinderions serendipity and a bit of resist poison
Are you a chemist?
Indeed. Why did you get sinderions serendipity
cinderella's stupidity maybe
Are you asking what effects one would choose, or what personal qualities resemble Skyrim status effects?
I'm really pale, awake mostly at night and direct sunlight is painful to me, so... Sanguinare Vampiris, I guess.
Adhd - must be doing something interesting or takes 5 sanity damage per sec, coffee puts you to sleep, gets overwhelmed easily and when overwhelmed health stamina and magica are capped at 1, has constant background music in head
'Tism
Waterbreathing Disease & poison resistance Beast Form would be cool
You can breath underwater?
I think he was talking about powers he wished he had
I wish
Lazing Laziness
Status: Laz…
Minor but permanent debuff to stamina and magicka. The title is "Parenthood".
Asthma: Stamina is permanently at the half point. Can only be temporarily filled with stamina potions, but after the effects of the potion finish, you're stuck at half stamina again.
depression
Asthma - 20% less stamina ADHD - 170% xp gain on hyperfocus, else only 50% xp gain, needs at least 2 active quests at once Anxiety - Take damage before enemy hits, -30% speech Adrenaline Fighter - +20% stamina and physical damage resistance when in combat, -40% stamina (not cumulative) for 24h after combat ends I ain't doing that shit - Quits active quests when bored or tired
Mental Illness bundle
Knees -20% Back -50% Liver - 20%
How did you get the effect?
Exhaustion, anxiety, and stress.
Virgin
Omg. What a perspective
Weakness to breathing
Decrease Health, unfortunately. I need a Potion of Cure Disease.
Rockjoint, Brain rot, Exhaustion
Paralyzed: 75% less stamina
Fortify dumbass
Severe Near-sightedness
Diarrhoea
Torn ACL: my endurance is gone
Autistic
Dragon blood flowing in my veins
Beer
Sloth requires 10% more sleep but can't fall asleep and just become a zombie
Major depressive disorder: no dopamine?
probably just different stat buffs based on how i feel emotionally atm, i fence and how im feeling emotionally drastically impacts how fast my reaction time is, the speed at which i can move back and forth, and even how well i can comprehend my opponents blade moving towards me maybe id have the orcs racial ability lol
Fateful covenant. Experience 5 minutes of clarity per day. Rest of time increase fatigue by 75%
This with the fortify restoration/alchemy glitch is literally game breaking.
Bacterial vaginosis (BV) Cervicitis Chlamydia Epididymitis Genital warts Gonorrhea Hepatitis A, B, and C Herpes simplex virus (HSV) HIV and AIDS Human papillomavirus (HPV) Lymphogranuloma venereum (LGV) Syphilis Trichomoniasis
Resistance to cold (nords have a natural cold resistance of 50%)
Post-Hunger Weariness (-30 stamina -10 health) Sun's Blessing (+20 stamina) Clean Home (+10 magicka)
Fentanyl
Depression
Extreme idiocy- (-90% focus, +9999%headache/pain)
Fast forward ageing: Your body aches for literally no reason all over. You can't sleep unless a very specific criteria is met. People will always mistake you for being 50 when you're actually 25 and then act really surprised when they find out. Be a grumpy fuck at all times and dead on the inside. Forget everything you need to remember instantly, but remember everything useless and pointless and stupid. Hay-fever: Your eyes feel like they're constantly on fire, and your nose is runny, so you look like a snotty toddler. Sneeze loudly and uncontrollably, at random intervals (most likely to occur at the most inconvenient times such as driving) Full of gas: Fart constantly. On the downside, smelly. On the up side, hilarious.
Twisted presence: "Lowkey in the wrong place at the wrong time, always. And a permanent otherworldly vibe" ( -30% Charisma debuff, 25% chance per 4 sec to inflict fear 0.5 status on any person or creature within 5 meters) Rewired: "You're a mental outsider, you speak the same languages as everyone else... but differently. Fortunately, you understand differently as well, so you at least have yourself for company" (Random 20% Charisma boost or - 25% Charisma debuff with every new interaction. Can use Sharingan-like perception) Deep seeker: "Everything is foreign to you. Even your own weaknesses and strengths. You study everything in detail, always." (Permanent +20% Exp boost, all actions drain 15% more stamina. Permanent slow stamina drain - 0.5%/sec even when idle. Doesn't cease during sleep) Hyper burn: "This world is problematic. Problematic for you to exist in, in fact. You need more than the usual to keep up... You often hear: "sorry, we can't help you"" (-10% max stamina debuff. All foods replenish 15% less stamina. Metabolic capacity and speed permanently increased by 150%) Vitalize: "You're not alone, thankfully. You are stronger in groups of your class and sub-class" (When in the presence of other outsiders: 10% health boost and 5% Exp boost. -5% Effectiveness to all debuffs) .... Can't think of more atm.
I was gonna say diabetes, but I think that's more of a power...
Black coffee, injured back, brainrot
Iron deficiency, sleep deprivation, angsiety, embarrassment, and depression.
Out Of Shape: -50% stamina, -10 health per second when sprinting Hearing Sensitivity: Dragon Shouts decrease all stats by 5.
Anemia - drain stamina, ADHD - once a day you may attempt cast Focus on one skill and increase by 1 point with chance that it will instead backfire and regress a random skill.
1. Depression 2. Diabetes 3. Rock Joint
Fatigue- Tired
*red* ???: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Monocular vision: -20 to archery and one handed weapons debuff Plant based: +10 to health Equestrian and former vet tech: Animal allegiance, +10 to alchemy and stamina Chicagoan: 50% increased cold resistance
I see you are a vampire. Lemme guess, you didn't catch the disease, Serana caught you 😏😏
\* Hypervigilance +10 to all stats, but stamina depletes slowly coninuously unless alone in a locked room \* Child of night - excelent nightvision, nocturnal
On that same level of aspect, makes me curious about what the health/magic/stamina potions would be like irl
Hyper fixated: 50% increase of Exp gain to chosen skill. But loose 20% exp gain to all other skills. Safe foods: All positive effects from foods that are not “safe” are halved. Safe foods are prone to sudden changes. Cat owner: Danger perception is decreased by 30%. Sneak +10 Pigeon-toed: -30% shoe durability
Moonlight sensity: You can't sleep unless it's daytime. (Author's note, where did I take this from?
Autism. 25 percent of the time your spells and powers don't work or don't do what they're supposed to do forever
Aids
Magicka +50 and bonus on the full moon with a 90% reduction of Well Rested bonus + 40% likelihood of random encounter with animal or human when out and about Stamina randomly increases and decreases at different times of the day. 90% chance something weird and interesting happens nearby when you’re trying to complete a task 50% health increase after cooking and eating
Frost resistance: 50% Weakness to Fire: 50% Nerd: +25 Magicka, +25% lockpicking, +25% alchemy, -10 Stamina Ugly: -50% speech Motivated: +100% Restoration Junior Enlisted: +100% Illusion
Improved health - no more autoimmune issues, depression, anxiety, chronic fatigue and chronic pain. No meds necessary. Improved speech - able to help resolve communication difficulties with my husband and get much better pay at work.
ADHD: Can only focus for a short time
Tetanus shot - +25% resistance to steel and iron weapons
Depression: 70% decrease in stamina
Mind’s Betrayal- activates under stress- causes user’s thoughts to spiral: -5% to concentration [stack effect]
-100% Riz Shit, I might have ataxia or something.
Prowler’s Debt: where there’s debt to be found, you’ll find more Resist Promotion ability: Your female blood gives you 50% resistance to getting a job promotion Adrenaline Smush (greater power): Stamina regenerates 25% slower for 15 minutes, once a day Lover’s Comfort: you finally found someone (even temporarily) and that makes you feel better throughout the day
My active effect would be "Order 100%"
Depression. Haha I’m so original and funny
AuADHD -20 speech -20 organized -10 charisma +50 for magica +50 for alchemy +20 for smithing +10 destruction +19 conjuration The big sad -20 to health and stamina -10 restfulness +20 for sneak Chronic pain -20 to health and stamina I took an arrow to the knee
It's all red my dude. It's all red.
Turn iron to silver, silver to gold
Arthritis - Minus 50% to speed and stamina.
20% faster healing.
- scoliosis - fortify breast growth - headache
Homeostasis: generates a weak effect that urges body temperature towards healthy level
High asf on dat eddie
Gay
Fortify strength, fortify intelligence, fortify creativity, damage to speech, damage to resist disease
God mode
Fitness: + 25 to Stamina and +25% stamina regen Back Pain: 5% chance when lifting to activate a debuff lowering health by 25 until well rested.
No bitches: humanoids of the opposite gender flee forever
Childhood Trauma You are now afraid of everyone and everything. Reduce speech by 75% Chronic Illness Doing anything a normal does on a daily basis now exhausts you at least twice as fast. Reduce stamina by 50%. Adorable Everyone thinks you're just the sweetest thing. Speech up 50%
theyd all be red 🤪
- The current objective changes constantly without knowledge - you never wake up well rested. So same as vampirism just the cool part taken out - Your imposter syndrome cuts the xp gain from successes in half, and failing equals a 5 day prison sentence
Disabled
Autism, anxiety, and nearsightedness.
Neurodivergence: -86% attention -43% communication +3478% geology and history knowledge
Autism
I have an effect that raises my cold defense but lowers my charisma that I have from eating too much cheese
Sober: memory +25% , likability -10% , tolerance -10% Nicotine withdrawal: tolerance -30% Read a stupid email: sarcasm +25%, likability -10%
"One of those faces" most npcs will forget my character after interaction.
*Gen-Z* +100% all merchant prices all previously available homes are no longer available for purchase as the Bosmers (Boomers?) have bought them all
Asthma - debuff to health and stamina
Permanent debuffs called PDA and autism, And a bit of anxiety and insomnia, And probably a high metabolism buff.
Back pain giving me 99% chance of grunting when I’m just standing there
ADHD: +10 in 5 skills that randomly change which one has the buff every 5 days Vaccinated: 80% desease resistance Asexual: immune to seduction from non romantic sources gain +10 magic when indoctrinated into the cult of garlic bread Aromantic: immune to seduction from romantic sources Weird eyes: take 1 point of damage every minute when not wearing glasses you can still see just fine but it hurts No weight: for some reason never gain any weight no matter how much you eat even if you need to gain weight to have the healthy body effect Mega dandruff: randomly find pieces of dandruff the size of a grain of rice when scratching head Normal sleep schedule?: never heard of it gain “no sleep” debuff if you stay up for just a second too long Bad luck: 100% to stub toe at some point every day Thinnest skin: -0.0000001 weight. cut easily. Can trace veins from wrist to shoulder Melanin?: what’s that? Take 8000 points of burn damage after spending too long in the sun What’s this?: find every niche hobby possible and then hyperfixate on it for the rest of the day Jack of all trades: +20% exp gain for every new skill attempted but all skills max out at level 20 Stoopid: -10 intelagince for usful nolegde Why do I know that?: +10 intelligence for useless trivia and fun facts Where did the horse go?: +100 funny when a joke lands well but you must repeat the joke many times that week to the same people until someone either tells you to stop or someone finally laughs even if it is out of pity Phantom hunger: Gain hungry debuff randomly with no cure until you forget about it Phantom not hunger: gain “eh I’m full” status when it comes time for food Power of the unknown void: gain stare into the abyss ability and when used gain +10 thinking about random stuff and -50 situational awareness Shaky legs: if you hold you leg in just the right position atuomaticly use leg shake ability repeatedly without the damage to stamina until moved a little to far then it stops No comfy: gain “comfy amnesia” after readjusting slightly and forget what comfy position you were just at but are stuck trying to recreate it unsuccessfully Weird walk: walk like your in high heels even though you’re not.gain silent step ability but take 10 points of damage very activation Immortal: until proven otherwise Egg🥚?: gain unknown emotion that is possibly jealousy when seeing female alastor from hazbin hotel and +10 confused when thinking about what emotion it is
Resist Insulin
I have a permanent debuff to speech called high functioning autism.
I have Focal epilepsy, Wich affects the cognitive system(space perception, speech, and motor abilities) and I'm an introvert so: minus 20 to one and two handed, archery, and sneak; minus 50 to speech
That is a loaded question my friend
Introvert: 25% debuff to Speech when making phone calls Crochet Hook of Crafting: gain a 5% buff to smithing when making items of clothing
Cancer
Fortify coke addiction +20 yapping -10 nasal breathing
Bone Break fever.