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Sure_Garbage_2119

the iron-to-gold-get-rich school


Beefsupremeninjalo82

I love that alchemy is a thing, yet you still need magic to turn iron to gold


BouncingSphinx

Well, alchemy in the game is more just potion crafting than the common classical definition of alchemy.


EGPuiu

Well, in order to change iron to gold your literally need to work at an atomic level, so magic seems the only plausible way to achieve something like that in the world of Skyrim. Mixing iron ore with random plants and ingredients isn't gonna cut it


Nikotelec

Random plants and ingedients can enable you to breathe underwater, and make you literally invisible. If they can do that, shuffling a couple of protons around doesn't seem too bad...


EGPuiu

Maybe, but to make that change you need a lot of energy. And since magic, or mana, is pretty much an energy source, it seems more plausible then the mix of ingredients


bloody_ell

Nah. Illusion. Don't actually need money, just other people to think you have it.


Dependent-Departure7

Restoration. It's the only school of magic I use in every playthrough, plus Colette needs a friend


mutant_anomaly

Wait, you can actually use restoration magic? It’s not just there to drain your magic when your health is low?


Tarts-of-Popping

Yeah restoration is especially valuable when on survival mode where your health doesn't regenerate on its own, because at that point your only other option is to carry a shit ton of potions which is costly.


OlinoTGAP

Probably restoration. Based on what we know about magical mishaps, restoration is probably the safest to learn. The drawbacks of the other schools are: 1. Destruction (obvious) 2. Conjuration (Daedra can trick you see "A Tragedy in Black") 3. Alteration (has a spell to drain your life force) 4. Illusion (shape shifting and other potential mishaps) Overall I think Restoration is the safest and also has the most obvious utility for somebody that doesn't want to leave a city or the college.


dampishslinky55

GTFO everyone knows it’s not a valid school of magic.


Cheeseballs17

Counteragument: its not a valid school of magic.


RSdabeast

I see you’ve referenced a work when discussing Conjuration, however you have not cited it in the proper style as required by this assignment. Please correct this or I will have to consider this plagiarism.


olld-onne

Conjuration. Now hush. I'm trying to get this Ash Guardian spell to work...........


cantamangetsomesleep

You need a rock. Not just any rock. But a good rock. One of them fancy rocks you can only get at select department stores. Yeaaaaah once you get yourself one of them pearly pretty rocks you'll be up to your taters in ash guardians


melomelomelo-

The only time I would actually consider "general studies" as a major


LittleRoundFox

Restoration. It's a perfectly valid school of magic, after all


Dependent-Departure7

Happy cake day, fellow Restoration enthusiast!


LittleRoundFox

Thank you :)


[deleted]

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise


Turbulent_Orange_178

In the real world it would certainly be. I wonder if there'd still be the thought that Restoration magic isn't really a valid school of magic lol


nebbie13

I just want to see what it looks like inside


Physical-Dentist-271

Fair enough


Crimson_pitbull

I’m a firefighter so I think restoration would be the most suitable for me


Physical-Dentist-271

Damn that’s valid af


BlueFox5

You can start so many more fires with destro though. No one wants to fight the guy flinging fireballs so as a firefighter it just makes sense.


No-Bark-Brian

Destruction would let you blast streams of ice and wind out of your palms, though. Prolly pretty handy for putting out fires since it puts out Flame Atronachs!


Crimson_pitbull

Yeah except destruction mages usually always go overboard and are obsessed with learning more, the agur of dunlain was a destruction mage who literally destroyed his own essence, I don’t want turn bad or become too bold


DandyDaisyLions

I would be in the experimental wing of the conjuration building, thinking up new varieties of atronach. Wouldn't it be handy to conjure up a cheese wheel vendor mid-battle?


GarbageCleric

Yeah, most magic in real life questions lead you to healing magic. Blowing stuff up and summoning beasts and monsters aren't that useful to the average person, and if you do find them useful, you'll probably be killed quickly. Illusion could be up there as well though, but it would be work. With restoration, I could keep myself and my loved well, and travel and be miracle worker if I wanted.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

cock magic


Physical-Dentist-271

Woah now, that’s super dangerous (I’m pretty sure it’s also illegal)


czarrie

Still working on that Cock Rune


czarrie

Still working on that Cock Rune


FyrewulfGaming

Destruction because I believe in revenge.


Physical-Dentist-271

Any particular branch?


Apprehensive-You9999

Tbf this guy sounds like he taking all the perks in destruction. He got plans


Ash_Dayne

Restoration. I do like my dremora lords, don't get me wrong, but irl that would get messy and I prefer helping people


zarunohn

100% restoration. Imagine the things you could do for the world with healing powers that have no negative side effects. Mend broken bones, save intensive care patients, mothers and babies struggling during childbirth, the list goes on. If I wanted to it would be a great source of income, but I don't think I would charge. Just get by within my means and go to places in the world where I am needed most


Kittykatkillua

Probably Restoration (because it’s totally a valid school!) for practicality reasonings but Alteration for the lolz. Then I could buy a shit tonne of iron ore, transmute it a few times and sell it as gold. Done deal. Easy as pie, I’m rich.


mysteryo9867

Everyone has that idea, everyone buys silver supply stays the same but demand goes up so price goes up, then everyone sells the gold, supply goes up but demand stays the same so price goes down, alteration will quickly balance with a few thousand people making a few thousand dollars


FudgeMeInTheVirginia

Conjuration but I'd just do regular old sleight of hand magic tricks with cards and shit and call it conjuration


No-Bark-Brian

...Wouldn't that just be Illusion?


biguy2080

Realistically, Restoration or Illusion would probably be the best. Fantasy indulgence would be Destruction, because I would shoot lightning at everything lol. Conjuration and Alteration could go either way, though instant weapons or transmuting would be very helpful


Muscularhyperatrophy

Alteration and restoration double major. I want to become an indestructible brick


Fionnghal

Definitely Illusion.


Claus1990

Restoration


Ant_Playful

Illusion for mind control and making myself invisible


SeaworthinessSad8601

Alteration 100% !


baptized-in-flames

Alteration just for water breathing


loxxx87

Illusion. Bending the minds of others to your will would be insanely powerful irl.


xxroses_whisperxx

If this were the Morrowind sub I'd choose alteration because of levitate lol. But for skyrim probably destruction 🙂


Stanislas_Biliby

Restoration. So i could become a priest. It seems like a safe and fullfilling job.


draconiandevill

It would be conjureation with illusion following close second while in game conjureation is used in combat mostly in theroy there's no end to what could be created through it if one was truly sufficiently trained. I wish they had put more into the majick system then they did and most mods are really hard for me to balance with my chosen setup.


TheArcanist_

Depends if I lived in Skyrim world or the real world. In Skyrim, probably just plain old destruction. In the real world, restoration - I would become a fucking millonaire doctor.


No-Bark-Brian

Skyrim treats Alchemy as a Thief Skill rather than a Mage skill, but in the lore it *is* still magic, and in previous games, namely Oblivion, it's a skill of the pre-made Mage class. So my choice would be Alchemy. Potions to heal wounds, cure illnesses, or act as performance enhancers by increasing stamina or your skill with a given profession? Poisons for pest control are also incredibly useful in both a medieval setting as well as any setting where the rodents are the size of a small dog, such as in Skyrim! It's like horticulture, chemistry and cooking all rolled into one but with a magical twist! I love it!


Physical-Dentist-271

That’s actually a really cool idea


JejuneEsculenta

Stamina potions are great for those "special problems".... at least, so I discretely hear....


FriezaDeezNuts

Conjuration, if I can just get my hands on the bodies of the most powerful dead warriors in the area. No one can stop me. Eventually I’ll have an army waiting in the cold expanses of Skyrim. Next step is have em go south and wreck some small villages for all their goodies. Then it’s all of Skyrim that will become my army. If it’s suddenly cannon irl? Idk man prolly alteration seems good to have physical defence buffs to make my skin like steel and my friends too. I could be a stuntman or somthing and not get hurt. Or a lot of other crazy stuff alteration can do.


mysteryo9867

2 thrall limit


Colourful-Water

Alteration 100%


PFDGoat

Conjuration. I like leaving the house with minimal equipment but I still have things and backup as well. I wouldn’t get too involved with the summoning great scary beasts part as much.


Pogostickjack

The branch of dropout


k_im_lost

Illusion is probably the coolest. But Restoration and Destruction are probably really helpful. I think Alteration has telekinesis? And that's like really fucking cool but I'd definitely main on Illusion


Spite_Wife

Restoration seems most useful. This is a land of ice, dragons, thieves, assassins, war and history of bloodshed.


MudcrabTesla

Well it IS a perfectly valid school of magic


AlbiTuri05

I always respected the school of Restoration. Skyrim would need more healers.


MudcrabTesla

Not to mention the benefit of wards! How can they continually overlook wards! It's baffling!


Claptrap-94

Enchanting so I can enchant equipment to use all the magic.


AlderaanianAle

I want to unravel the mysteries of Aetherius


MudcrabTesla

Illusion. Invisibility when you don't want to be seen, muffle when you don't want to be heard, charms to buddy up to millionaires/secure work promotions, fear spells will keep you safe in nature/rougher places, fury spells combined with all the above would keep you safe in a military/espionage setting. In a school based around mental manipulation one would assume you can manage memory manipulation and/or jedi mind tricks. That is to say nothing of the utility of a clairvoyance spell in finding lost/stolen items or missing people. Maybe a minor in restoration/alteration. Can't hurt to know how to magically armour yourself, circumvent locks, absorb the magics of others or cure yourself of minor injuries/ward against more dangerous spells until you can Calm/Fear your assailant. Have to assume if the College is real, so are all the other variations of mage so safety will be key


Familiar-Proposal918

Destruction


hsnap

Conjuration or illusion for sure!


Aurel_49

Two handed axe


Big-Trunk_4422

if you’re taking the college and putting it into our modern world and setting….destruction with a minor in restoration. bad guys will choose destruction most of the time, and I think I’d fight crime in that world. I’d need destruction to take them out and restoration to heal myself and cast wards


Knight_Ash_

Restoration seems the most useful for day-to-day life. That or maybe Transmutation. The ability to turn Iron into Silver and then into Gold sounds very useful.


mysteryo9867

Everyone studies alteration and the price difference between iron and gold shrinks faster than ever before


Knight_Ash_

That is true. Hm. Would Destruction have any practical uses? I can see a skilled Destruction mage being able to clear farmable land quickly without starting a massive fire. Ash makes the soil more fertile to allow for a better crop yield the following season?


DarkSeneschal

Restoration. Doctors make bank.


pinkrobotlala

Probably restoration, since it would be so convenient to not be sick or injured


Careful-Solution-786

Alteration 


r0ttingf1sh

I'm planning on going to college for nursing so... Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!


RAZ0R_BLAD3_15

Destruction


Fakula1987

Restauration is Dangerous too. There is a entity from a Restauration mishap. I guess i Stick to Alteration.


Logical_Motor6829

Destruction


AlbiTuri05

Either Conjuration or Destruction. Conjuration and Restoration are the branches I mostly use in the game, but I'm more into summoning and destroying than healing.


ClaymoreX97

I really want to zap Lightning out of my fingers but probably Conjuration. Summoning an Army to protect me while Stabbing my foes with Conjured weapons


Overall_Sandwich_671

Restoration so I can scare off all the dead people that keep interrupting me every time I loot their crypts.


Spite_Wife

Everyone overlooks the beautiful simplicity and absolute power the "I'm rubber and you're glue" spell.


Necessary-Science-47

Illusion for sure. I have urgent needs of a way to magically calm angry women


DandyDaisyLions

Hear me out, though . . . Wouldn't it be handy to conjure up a calmer version of said woman? Consequently, I think of this when I conjure my flame atronach. Is there a mellowed version of Cindy? Was she a spriggan who just lost her cool and needed to take it out on somebody? I feel like there is room for lore here. . .


Here4DaPorno

Not restoration. It’s not a valid school of magic.