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blondie_nerd

Rune in the thieves guild. He's so nice.


PJRama1864

Also, Sapphire in the thieves guild.


nclrsn4ke

She is a walking red flag bro


NerdNumber382

Bro can fix her


PJRama1864

Nah. She can ruin me.


chazzmack1

Oh yeah, and add his cut quest as well


Pale_Disaster

I kept trying to get his quest, it sounded interesting.


Qiep

Based


StrwbPreserves4Music

Yes! Seems like the cut storyline type with lots of writing potential. And he's hot and sweet.


sehunsjoy

REAL he’s a sweetie!!


InkyWerewolf

Brynjolf 😂


StinkyKittyBreath

It's the (apparently awful) accent for me. I don't care. I'm American. I'm too dumb to know most fake accents from real ones. I love his voice and the way he talks and he's the only character I'd consider marrying. 


GorkemliKaplan

Don't get played like a fiddle, he is going to steal your skeleton when you sleep.


CaseyGamer64YT

That’s how I lost my medical license!


HorizonSniper

Patient woke up, skeleton missing, and the doctor was never heard from ever again! r/unexpectedtf2


Here4DaPorno

I’m actually an American of Scottish descent and his accent is just an Americanized soft Edinburgh. He doesn’t roll his Rs as hard as my GranDa’, but his inflection is identical. Most of the people complaining about Robin Atkin Downes’s Scottish accent are Americans who aren’t familiar with all of the regional dialects in the UK. Downes is BRITISH. He knows what a Scot sounds like. I’ve done nine years of community theater, including being a dialect coach and playing Harry in *Brigadoon*. There’s nothing wrong with Brynjolf’s accent.


Jeeblebubz

Hold the fucking phone, you're telling that the medic voices brynjolf?


Here4DaPorno

He’s voiced a [LOT of stuff](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Atkin_Downes#Filmography). I’m sure there’s a medic in there somewhere.


Jeeblebubz

Yeah he voices the medic from tf2


Infinite-Rice8582

He’s literally my pookie in all ways except physical


Monkeyke

Yay, mods!!


Dying__Phoenix

Aye lass


wassupboisitsme

Its the way he says lass for me 😫 (and the fact that some of the things he says can be taken as innuendos lmao)


BlondBisxalMetalhead

I see your Brynjolf and raise you a Grim Onwig from Kingdoms of Amalur… he calls the PC ‘Dove’ regardless of gender and I love him so much https://preview.redd.it/3mjslvrzr5ad1.jpeg?width=157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed19f4867b41b3cf68a6fc968026ab4cc8185451


hera-fawcett

im not saying this is on my 'to play' list bc of this reason alone... but i just wrote it down s o 🤷‍♀️


OwnFaithlessness7430

I really wish they would make him a candidate I would marry his ass so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.


Knives1415

He is #1😭.


JTiberiusDoe

Carlotta Valentia. The hot single mom.


mckmeow

And then you’d be a parent to the sweetest little goldfish-loving angel, Mila!


Mijumaru1

Did you know she works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables? And that it's fun most days, but hard work?


mckmeow

Yeah she does harp on about that market gig lmao


LifeIsBulletTrain

I do


Unusual_Pomelo_1553

And did you know that some fruits grow better with the cold?


GamlingOfTheWestfold

But not severio pelagia's crops


Spicy_Grievences_01

Mikael and the rest of whiterun agree


Conny_and_Theo

It's clear she's not going to marry any rando who's nice to her so she wouldn't just fall for you because you told Mikael to fuck off, and she has a cute kid who's important to her, and she's a merchant in her own right, so there's potential for a nice story quest in my opinion where you'll have to do something more than the usual NPCs if you want to win her heart. There are a couple mods that make her marriageable if I recall.


Gilgamesh661

Where there’s a will, there’s a mod


Ok_Silver_1932

Yes!!


Shonky_Honker

Literally any khajit. Some of them even have quests that could easily make them marriage candidates like khajro


mcruz05

how about maiq? he certainly is interesting


Without_Muenster

Mage collage cat. Become archmage, do his mission , then put a ring on that kitty


WindmillCrabWalk

Kharjo is my bro every playthrough, I religiously seek him out the moment my ass reaches Riverwood XD


ragnarrock420

Ingun Black Briar Im doing a crime boss to be type playthrough, so being a part of the Black Briar family would make so much sense. And Ingun is definitely a special one lol


coalslaugh

Ingun, but more to indulge her rebellious side and emancipate her from Maven.


LucarioMagic

I thought she had dialogue that said she wanted to do Maven proud? I don't think she'd turn her back on the Black Briars. And on that note, I'll take Maven Black-Briar as my wife. I can fix her. Throw in M.E.I and a visual replacer/overhaul and she's golden.


Pale_Character_1684

Heh. I've been screwing with her & her family on my current playthrough. She just sent thugs after me. I'm trying to think about what else I can do to her.


LongjumpingSuspect57

Dude, she's a textbook psychopath, with viable black widow and angel of death subclasses. You could never eat, drink or wear anything you stored in your house, and still might not be safe. (She is a candidate for either poison maiden or toxic lipstick or lube after dosing with antidote or chelation, so no sex either.) It was nice knowing you...


RaspberryRock

Astrid. She's just so crispy.


KryptoDeko

I second that.... soooo crispy


Outrageous-Farm3190

She’s into werewolves I think so y’all aint never tried that I bet.


Prestigious_Roll_162

I'm a werewolf every playthrough mostly bc I marry aela but also bc I find being a vampire is not as beneficial as being a werewolf.


21First

https://preview.redd.it/dlrl3033e5ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c972488d1ffb9436facb0cb1756155526427ae90


slicedbeats

I think I might actually die of laughter this shit is so funny


Tjelle_-

Why has no-one mentioned my boy J'zargo yet?! Sure I can have him as a follower all the time if I want but it's not the saaaame 😭


capitanMexicoYT

Just lean into the roleplay. Me and jazargo "live" at myrwatch with my wife that I say I married for tax purposes


Calhare

Friend of mine feels the same.


HG_Shurtugal

One of the female khajiit. I don't know why Bethesda excluded some races and genders from marriage.


tylocephale_gilmorei

I think a huge improvement would even just be one option for a husband and one for a wife for each race. Just to be fair to all my characters


HG_Shurtugal

Yeah you would think that would be in but it's not. We don't even get a female khajiit companion.


300cid

they hate the Khajiit, first game they were actually cats they were mostly slaves. guess bgs is bunch a dogbros


MBetko

I remember I once had this mod installed that turned Mjoll into a Khajiit. I think it was called "Mjoll the actual lioness" or something like that. So, I guess there's that option if you want a Khajiit wifey (but she kept her human voice).


HG_Shurtugal

Ma'kara from khajiit will follow is the best female khajiit marriage partner IMO.


Mijumaru1

It's just an incredible follower mod all around. It's crazy that it isn't up there with the likes of Inigo, Lucien, and Sofia


HG_Shurtugal

Interesting charecters that are well voiced. Ma'kara sound way better than the vanilla female khajiits.


xdino8

not just marriage, i wish children also had different races, imagine having a cute khajiit child running around your house


ThatsJustVile

There's a mod that spawns argonian children at several docks, but they're creep AF because the models are just shrunken adults...


Turbulent_Orange_178

I'm still mad about not being able to marry Kharjo 😭


Calhare

Friend of mine is upset he couldn't marry J'zargo.


Quirky_Inspection

A lot was excluded because of various reasons. There was supposed to be so much more content.


Viktrodriguez

Elisif and not even for the political intrigue.


Chezpufballs

Wait you can't marry her? If you do her quests she has the voicelines from other marriagable npcs?


Superdefaultman

I had a marry anyone sort of mod(not sure which, it was ages ago) and married her. Called myself High King. Saved and quit that game. Can't win any more than that. I have seen the top of the mountain... no, the other one.


Turbulent_Orange_178

I think its literally called Marry Almost Anyone. I have that mod


captain_slutski

I've heard marrying her was a cut quest


JonJonJonnyBoy

You could also kill her in a cut Boethiah quest and Erikur would have taken her place as Jarl.


dalatinknight

Ulfric should have just done that.


Ornery_Gene7682

Supposedly she was supposed to be a marriage candidate but Bethesda decided not to despite the dialogue being there


Grouchy-Chemical7275

The political aspects of the Dragonborn marrying Elisif would have made a great quest/story tbh. The High Queen of Skyrim marrying the most powerful being in Tamriel and a living legend idolized by all Nords would make a lot of sense to legitimize her rule after her husband was murdered in a way that many Nords consider to be a viable challenge to the throne and in a time when civil war is brewing. It would also have been cool to see NPC's react to you being the High King or Queen, although from a lore perspective it would make little sense for the joint ruler of the country to be out doing fetch quests for the Companions in abandoned ruins


Anon_be_thy_name

I mean... whose gonna stop the Dragonborn from doing fetch quests? Falk ain't gonna do it and you just know Elsif would roll over after being stern at first.


12pcMcNuggets

This is the correct answer. The High King may have been murdered but someone still has to fill that other void.


Gilgamesh661

Bro she JUST lost her husband.


CTU

Rebound spouse


ZhangRenWing

Game is game


EntireHedgehog8256

the Argonian Maid and i will not elaborate


Magsamae

Excuse you her name is Lifts-Her-Tail


Chrilliam

Spreads-Her-Legs


ChildBlaster9000

Oh, you don't need to elaborate. 😏


Redmeteor200

There is plenty of time to elaborate my sweet, plenty of time...


emjay144

Playing the scales, are we?


EntireHedgehog8256

a playa gotta play


TheArcanist_

Delvin! Best character by a fucking mile.


MothmanThingy

Delvin: "You're the best damn thief in the place-" DB: "Alright, bro. But please, marry me."


ThaTr3eG0d

Speaking for manly Orcs, we appreciate your appreciation


Fickle_Thought_8857

Currently on my first playtrhough. I'm an orc. Anytime I see an orc or an orc is mentioned I get excited. Even though most are rude


Agreeable-Fun1505

Sorine Jurard from the Dawnguard DLC


shinytotodile158

Yes! Give us our crossbow girlie


Maleoppressor

Niranye. Easily the prettiest elven woman in the game and with a hidden dark side to boot. Angi is a survivor and the humble life she has built is admirable. It a waste that she isn't an option.


Jaqat63

YES! No disrespect to any Taarie lovers, but Niranye was the Altmer marriage candidate we deserved. Would’ve been ideal if Taarie was the Windhelm fence and Niranye was the Radiant Raiment owner, but I don’t mind her dark side 😏


ericherr27

Brynjolf because... Brynjolf.


Unusual_Pomelo_1553

Eola. Perfect choice for an evil playthrough, or a reachman roleplay.


IanTheSkald

An individual of malicious culture… I tip my hat to you


Here4DaPorno

I really like Eola. Something about her charms the pants off me. Maybe it’s the way she exclaims “Now that’s a REAL man!” when you absorb a dragon soul. I don’t know, but the combination of her voice actress, (Susan Eisenberg), her tiny but fearless demeanor (body weight .68), flaws (blind in one eye, some mods add facial scars) and the way she unflinchingly accepts her cannibalism and devotion to Namira just makes me weak in the knees. Of course, blow jobs would be off the table. And if I find barbecue sauce on the nightstand it’s Fus Ro Dah time.


Unusual_Pomelo_1553

... I... don't know what to take out of this.


HartOfTen

username tracks


AdSquare9268

Kharjo… I will not elaborate


DandyDaisyLions

ERIK - What a total sweetheart! I love his enthusiasm.


Ornery_Gene7682

Frea from Dragonborn dlc


PinkSlimeIsPeople

I console commanded that situation one time. Was fun, except when you wake her up in the morning she proclaims, "Why? WHY?!!"


splicxed0

any of the daedric gods


Zealousideal-Pen731

I love the one that has a pet dog. He is cute despite being a pissy cccaant. Sanguine is good as a bestfriend for dragonborn, and that I have a thing for Hermeus Mora that I can't explain, the tentacles and shiet.


Gilgamesh661

Marrying clavicus vile sounds like a good way to get yourself enslaved for eternity. The guy is known for twisting his deals against you. I remember how you could ask him to end the civil war and he says “done! I’ll just kill everyone in Tamriel. No more war!”


Away-Plant-8989

https://youtu.be/spJMNNPK1Cw?si=RND0kw4qt_T-IOzA


CherryGrabber

Svana Far Shield, who works for Haelga at her Bunkhouse in Riften. Had a hard time working, and is an Argonian Sympathizer, so I kind of want to marry her at some point. Since I was also an Argonian and the Thieves Guild Master, am willing to help her out financially. But I guess not, probably too young, I guess? Pranking Haelga with the Marks of Dibella is enough. I did reverse pickpocket her 1000 gold, Robin Hood style, at least.


thebookfoundry

A single khajit or bosmer character. It’s odd that these weren’t included, but multiple options for the other races were. Let me have Anoriath so we can run a tavern together, damn it!


pandakatie

Illia. She's like Serena but without all of the reasons why I think it's uncomfortable to marry Serana


melon_m

all the jarls


Maleoppressor

I ain't saying she is a septim digger


ragnarrock420

But i aint seen her with no broke alik'r


Ryd-Mareridt

Jarl Balgruuf!!! 😍😍


OverLordMinus

Paarthurnax is best girl 🥰


Calhare

Valid and based.


KhanSahab625

Sapphire for me....


BiShyAndWantingToDie

I would treat Sapphire like the queen she deserves to be. But I understand why she is not available for marriage, after what she has been through. Same with Serana.


deactronimo

It's kinda weird on the other hand though. I really like the fact that they leave some characters unmarriable because they're not emotionally ready for it, but it would've been nice to see a quest line where you help work through someone's past. Overcoming trauma and grief together is how a lot of relationships start. It also would've been a lot more immersive than the romance for characters like Ysolda and Camilla Valerius imo.


Here4DaPorno

That would involve Bethesda actually hiring a writer.


H0pl3ss_R0m4nt1c

Tsun in Sovngarde! I know he’s technically a god(?) but like loooook at that man


cheese-4-le-animals

Ralof, literally went through hell together in Helgen and then war together if you choose stormcloaks. *Sigh* but he only thinks of you as a shield-sister 😩


AdvancedDingo

Still carrying a torch for the girl from Helgen he was sweet on from years ago


Ok_Silver_1932

A Khajiit or Erik the slayer


AuDHDcat

Any of the khajiiti. Please, I need a man for my girl. (Switch player)


VALTHUUME

Aela the huntress, strong indipendent doesnt let anyone disrispect her and She Is tough as fuck. Or delvin Mallory, great thief, very clever and smart (sometimes a smartass) and probably Rich as fuck and knows tons of people.


rugglers

You can marry her, I’m married to her!


Gilgamesh661

Bros getting cucked by skjor once they get to the afterlife.


Gameovergirl217

Hadvar. I just like him


hexokinase6_6_6

Hroki - some busty goddess who works the Markath market but I have no idea what she does.


sad_drop66

in game she’s flagged as being in the child class so i think she’s intended to be a teenager


hexokinase6_6_6

Well now I feel creepy. Argh - im mentally deleting this but it IS informative.


Mijumaru1

Narri from Falkreath also wears those clothes lol, and she flirts with male players


Unusual_Pomelo_1553

Shor's bones! A handsome man in Falkreath!


lostinareverie237

Isn't she the only one flagged like that in the game though?


MValdesM

Illia, I just like her honestly.


whitechocolate27

Olfina Gray-Mane


coalslaugh

Idgrod the Younger... Morthal Jarl's daughter.


Shy-Prey

Cicero! I wanna marry my bloody lil stab goblin 👺


Evening_Shake_6474

Honestly same, seeing the reactions from the rest of the brotherhood would be priceless


Robert-Rotten

https://preview.redd.it/akvj28uww5ad1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae59c59a3f295fe73f9f82f078a88fcd80a86486


WingedSavage

Was looking for this comment, because same lol


Electric_jigsaw

Teldryn Sero. Thankfully there’s a mod that lets you.


Miaux100

Erdi from Solitude because she always flirts with my female character.


StopEatingPinecones

Yesss Erdi would be my answer as well. So lame we're never doing that girls trip...


ProfessionalClue2469

I get why you can’t but olfina gray-mane. I CAN handle the sight of a strong nord woman and I could so take Jon Battle-born


Wrath0fMe

Susanna the Wicked. She is super nice to everyone if you get the chance to meet her, one of the more attractive npc models, and I always feel bad that there is no way to save her.


thegreenmugaudition

J'Zargo!!


Giborg69

Ulfric Stormcloak


Chocotaco4ever

Delvin Mallory for sure. He always treats the dragonborn like a competent adult and doesn't have any misogynistic dialogue. Plus the cute accent.


nvbomk

Captain Lonely-Gale


Pinecone_Erleichda

Valindor, bc he is adorable.


A_Yapp_73

Takes a serious man to get like him to get arrested for lollygagging


mbikkyu

Idgrod the Younger 😣💔


EqualNewt5562

The Argonian jewelry stall owner in Riften. Think his name is Modesi. I think he's attractive for a lizard dude and he'd be a good husband for my female Argonian.


D2Dragons

Teldryn Sero, full stop. Every time the question comes up this will always be my answer. You can get mods to take his helmet off and he’s shockingly handsome underneath it.


WolfHeart6589

Why are people so fucking weird? The obvious answer is the night mother.


PrincessAintPeachy

Nazir. There's no redgard males to marry 💔


RostrumRosession

J’Zargo. Him and my Khajiit will forever go on adventures to become the greatest mages in Skyrim.


nao_aGwenTo_mais

I cheated to marry this Orc...


Zealousideal-Pen731

I want Gelebor to be marriageable. He can continue snow elf bloodline with female dragonborn. Also I found him rather charming and that I just have a thing for Albino men and endangered species.


Abject_Expert9699

Delvin or Brynjolf (or even Glover, since Delvin's got it bad for Vex). They've been my favorites from the beginning.


MetryusD

Nazir. that face, that voice, the fact that he’s able to basically manage the dark brotherhood while you run off doing whatever the fuck, he skill with those scimitars, like goddamn. and did i mention his voice?? one of the few fictional characters ive actually fantasized about. and also, can we get some redguard men please??? i hate to break it to you but my gay redguard ass is NOT marrying a nord lmao


ShylokVakarian

Inigo. Best kitty is best kitty.


SureConversation2789

Neloth


TheArcanist_

His marriage prerequisite quest would be making the perfect canis root tea.


Conny_and_Theo

He'd make a great tsundere spouse


CozyGorgon

Ondolemar. Dude is a sweet tsundere sub. And I refuse to believe anything else.


ThePersnicketyBitch

I wish there were altmer men to marry in vanilla. I always marry Rumarin from the Interesting NPCs mod, but I would go for Ulundil, the stableman outside of Windhelm. Yes, he's married to Arivanya already. We could remedy that 😏


Ok-Understanding9186

Ulfbert Warbear 🫠 he keeps asking me out for a drink but I know he's married to Adrienne. Typical!


NJGGoodies12

Ingun black briar. I did her alchemy ingredient request hoping I could a long time ago but sadly you cannot romantically whisk her away from riften and give her an alchemists dream homestead. I could do it with mods but for my actual playthroughs I’m old fashioned


SacredVow

I don’t wanna marry Borgul, I just wish there was a fourth option for convincing him to let me pass 😋


SnooSeagulls8588

Alduin easy pick…If donkey can screw a dragon so can I!


AcademicFish

https://preview.redd.it/hfxa8esc76ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7287d3bd24b1e3830021cc7441cbbbd44469100 [The War-bear himself](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/rm0ajm/ulfberth_warbear_a_baddass_looking_guy_who_does/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Daksout918

Susanna the Wicked. Nord, kind, flirty, not racist, also thicc.


KoruptDawg

And also dead. ... Oh, you dirty birdy.


Kirinis

Serana... need I say more?


LARPingCrusader556

Here's a list: Elisif, so I can be high king and have a reason to join the Imperials Elenwen, because I have a habit of dating women that I should hate and that I know will mess my life up. Serana because she's the most interesting character in the game. Niranye would be my "Skyrim is ONLY for the Nords" characters wife because I think it would be hilarious


coalslaugh

Faralda is the only Altmer I would simp for, personally.


harvestyourhopes

Niranye would be my pick too. Wish there were more Altmer spouses


Smart_Airport_206

Valindor. Love me a handsome short elven man


psjjjj6379

Marcurio because if you squint he looks like Kevin from the Backstreet Boys


Nick-fwan

Eola, because she can make me worse, and Delphine, because I am not immune to mentally unwell samurai women


Kochcaine995

Erik the Slayer


vlad_kushner

Partysnacks.


Zesty-Bubbles

Lisette, she’s just so so pretty 🥺 plus my adopted daughter Sofie wants to be a bard and like who better than her as a mentor and mom?


FigOutrageous9683

Brynjolf 💙


Coopernathaniel313

brynyolf. and because yes.


cherrypleek

brynjolf 😩


imjustthenumber

The frost troll that likes to rough me up on my way to High Hrothgar. He likes it rough. I like it rough.


GavtheRielGoblinKing

Illia from the Darklight Tower quest


waspwaxbalm

Okay, hear me out. Belethor.


fruitycauti

Suddenly, I’m deaf.


MatthewJustMoreland

Paarthurnax. I just love him so much... Edit: But Borkul like in the picture is a good choice too. I honestly wish that polyamory was seen more in video games...


OnTheSpotDiceSpin33

Hadvar my true Skyrim love ❤️ There should just be more options in general. I like to do playthroughs that are focused on different cities as a home base where the DB will get their house, spouse and kids from one city and focus on the quests there. My latest playthrough is based in Falkreath, and my DB hasn’t found anyone who will marry her there!