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IllegalGeriatricVore

The most important question is, does it want any if you don't have buns?


Flytheskies81

nope, it don't want none


NerfRepellingBoobs

You can do side bends or sit-ups


scarletchic

But please don't lose that butt


NerfRepellingBoobs

In other words, do those squats ladies! And gentlemen, and all my other party people!


weapawn

J Lo knows.


silicatetacos

That is the goofiest face a snake could have. The noodle gods outdid themselves with this one.


IllegalGeriatricVore

Anacondas are super cute


ughwithoutadoubt

Idk the sand boa is pretty durpy


ConsequenceSalt3283

If you're into big snakes and wanna put great time and effort into them in my opinion they make pretty ok pets but mines dumb and practically has no predatory instinct so he's just a squishy water noodle


aimeeashlee

how expensive is caring for them?, I want a big snake one day when I'm doing more successful


jillianwaechter

Maintenance and food costs for nearly every snake cost next to nothing compared to the initial enclosure setup, you'd practically need a full room for a snake that large!


HaussingHippo

Predatory instinct as in being defensive due to instinctual vigilance towards something preying on it?


ConsequenceSalt3283

Yea


SilverSniper512

He looks so happy and friendly too.


silicatetacos

Friend-shaped, you mean.


Paddy_mcPike

Ever seen a hognose snake? 😅


silicatetacos

I have, in fact. The one I own thinks I'm food. But look at the pudgy, silly face!


ChungBoyJr

For anyone who doesn't want to do more research it has a 5.5% difference in DNA from the already known Green Anaconda, to put that into perspective humans and chimps only have a 2% difference.


FearAntonym

*Slaps snake* That’s a lot of difference


Needmoresnakes

You can fit so much genetic diversity into one of these bad boys


ChungBoyJr

Ahahah this killed me


KindheartednessFun58

Humans and Bonobos* have a 2% difference. But comparing the differences in DNA as a percentage can be very misleading. Obviously, not all DNA is as "important" as other parts. For example, we share more DNA in common with banana trees than we do with many other vertebrates.


ChungBoyJr

Yeah man I'm just stating what I read when I researched it, but I mean thanks I guess?


smiley_satansson

New big noodle boy dropped


Emsogib

[More on this story.](https://www.geo.tv/latest/531904-worlds-largest-snake-species-northern-green-anaconda-disovered-in-amazon)


Nomadloner69

I want to swim with him. The snake not the guy


taRxheel

His name is Freek Vonk and he appears to be swimming in a button-down with the sleeves rolled. Absolute legend.


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I want one.


Nomadloner69

Same beautiful snek!


[deleted]

Awww, he has a friendly face!


Legal-Law9214

Here is the link to the full paper if anyone else was curious about the scientific background and details: https://www.mdpi.com/1424-2818/16/2/127


Nomadloner69

7.5 metres is a pretty big beautiful snake


justafigment4you

So are they going to give this one the giant anaconda name? Seems only fair…


jarviscockersspecs

It looks so smug and happy about it


no-escape-221

The bigger the snake, the smaller the eyes, the goofier the face.


Norian_Creature

Pretty noodle!!!


Ok-Topic-3130

How did we just discover them? We’re they hiding?


Needmoresnakes

I could be wrong but I think usually when they "discover" a new subspecies like this it's not that they like tripped over it on a hike, rather that dna testing and ongoing surveys have lead to the conclusion that what we thought were green anacondas in a particular region are actually genetically distinct enough to be considered their own species.


deflector_shield

I would also consider an anaconda in the Amazon as one of the most secluded from human animals in the world


RechargedFrenchman

Yes, it's either a basically unknown species that reaches the right people who can recognize it's new, or it's a long *believed known* species that new information indicates has actually been a distinct species the whole time. The numbers can also be a little unclear unless one keeps in mind all animals share *some* genetic makeup with one another, and percentage difference is much more significant a consideration the closer the animals seem like they should be. 2% difference between people and chimpanzees almost seems too small, but we're only ~20% different genetically from domestic cows. Many animals we call some variety of "fish" are closer to people than they are some other things we call "fish" -- bony vs cartilaginous fish, starfish, jellyfish, etc.


jessicarrrlove

Anacondas are my dream snake (next to Madagascar Giant Hognoses) I'll never own. They're just so beautiful.


CJWSugden

To be clear, this snake has been observed and known about for years but it is only now being studied as a distinct species from the green anaconda.


Crease_Monkey

Careful. This just might BE sizing you up.


Waterrat

Or the pet trade could be sizing *it* up...I bet some zoos are.


ughwithoutadoubt

They are already in the pet trade. It would have been labeled green anaconda. Especially since they just recently split the species


Waterrat

Thanks for letting me know.


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evan_brosky

OMG LOOK AT ITS FACE IT'S SO GOOFY I LOVE IT


UrNextTemptation

Cute lil (giant) goofball


KJPhillips

Could I keep one in a 10 gallon terrarium?


HaussingHippo

Maybe for the first year of its life, then you’d definitely want to upgrade to a 20 gallon tank and you’re set!


jemuder

Freek Vonk!


Gorbashsan

Please let me cuddle the goofy chonker, he is adorable and I want 10.


KindheartednessFun58

"Discovered" is a bit of a misleading word, as it insinuates we didn't know about individuals that would eventually be known as that species until just now, which is erroneous. "Described" is a much better word to use here.


Emsogib

Well, finding out they're not the same species we thought they were counts as a discovery of a species, I think. But I understand what you mean.