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The "ahh" of disapproval from the commentator says it all really. The "lad, what are you thinking?" of exhalations.

Bruh and he followed it with the "naaah nah nah nah." That's generations of shame.

Shame that the clip ends a bit early but I watched this live and the commentators were ranting some more after this. They were ripping into him lol

Orlando Ponce going full "sos sin verguenza" on him

Reynaldo Salinas too, he was pissed

Usually in Central and South american commentary, they always sound a little like "come on, never a red" for like every card. So it's a hell of an effort to get that response

This has made me reevaluate every foul I’ve ever seen in my life. This is the caviar of red cards. If you’re gonna get sent off anyway why not go down a hero?

I feel like the caviar of red cards would be a really subtle but incredibly dangerous tackle. This is like the Velveeta cheese of red cards. It’s a caricature of a tackle just like Velveeta is a caricature of cheese

This is the "the fat balding guy in the Sunday league" tackle, after he's been made a mug of all game long.

That's at least 2 reds

Disappointment crosses all language barriers

Easiest red that ref has ever given. Right in front of him too

My man was reaching into his pocket before they hit the ground

Two yellow cards for diving

We need a black card or something for these stupid tackles

Ref should have showed him both cards at the same time.

ref should have slapped his mother after that one

Yeah, give him a yellow for the first victim, then a straight red for the second, then VAR can upgrade the yellow to another red

an orange card?

That would be a milder card than a single red.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

That's why we have the Best players in the world, because of jail.

I know this is just a meme, but I wonder where is the line when the police should get involved. Can I assault someone on a football pitch and just say it was a bad tackle. Surely there’s a line somewhere when it becomes egregious enough that it’s assault. Whenever I see that Keane tackle on Haaland, to me that’s no longer football but just an attempt to hurt someone and use the football pitch to hide from an assault charge.

all ball

If you mean the little ball in the ankles, sure then… all ball

literal leg breaking tackle, it looks like he wound up and tried to do it too. disgusting

Since I don't see anyone saying it in the thread I'll just say it here now. That player is on loan from the team they are playing, those two players he took out are his teammates!

An English ref would’ve given first warning tbh

Judging by the non foul on Saka yesterday this would have not even been a free kick

Doesn’t seem to be a head injury… PLAY ON!

It seems like a head injury but I think the player is being a bitch.. PLAY ON ANYWAY!

You gotta point at the ball to let the ref know you touched it. Rookie mistake

Coupled with the shoulder shrug and the ”dive” hand gesture. Would have walked away with a handshake from the ref.

Throw in a finger wag and point to eye to really seal the deal

Have to come up with a black card for shit like this 💀

The black card of Mordor is appropriate for this orc tackling.

Believe it or not, right to Stoke.

Ok let's maybe dial back on the punishment a little bit

Break an ankle? Straight to Stoke

The player you fouled gets a free kick. With the ball? No.

Insert Padme meme

Imagine the Prem refs with a year-ban card 🥴

Alexis Mac-Alister is getting the Prem’s first ever black card

For taking a corner too slowly.

Thank fuck Xhaka left for BuLi

Lol Premier League refs are nothing, imagine Spanish refs with a card like that. Lahoz would unretire immediately.

You know what, good idea. Black card = ban for a year.

They should add license points. Do this kind of shit and you should have your license to play the game removed.

As a fellow F1 enjoyer with such a system - great in theory, is never applied. Also, VAR and refs are incosistent as fuck already, that would just another aspect they can fuck up horrendously lmao

Black card means jail I assume?

You have to play for everton

Messi about to do some heinous shit I can feel it

Believe it or not, straight to jail

Shoutout Dave

The black card is a thing in gaelic football, it means a 10 min sin bin

Double kill

FINISH HIM

F A T A L I T Y 🪦

Double red card

I have two legs. One for each of ya.

But he’s so good that he only used one leg for both

Next time 4 players

Doc, what are you doin' out of bed?

I'm not as injured as I made out

Did they owe him money or something? This level of violence seems a tad excessive.

>tad excessive. Tad excessive? That's just straight up criminal. Both those players were about to have their legs broken into half had they not jumped. People like that lowlife shouldn't be anywhere close to a pitch, genuinely don't understand why there aren't life bans on assholes like these in football

This is just a normal day in CONCACAF.

Unironically yes. The victim of the foul shared this conversation after the match. The perpetrator sounds remorseful but the victim had already put it past him: https://twitter.com/MejiaPaton/status/1703605987922325516 > Perp: I'm sorry brother, forgive me. I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry I lost my cool. > Victim: Relax, it's the match's intensity, keep giving everything. Time will give you maturity [experience], this is how it is when you're starting off, you want to get every ball and that leads to mistakes, but no one is perfect, all there's left is to keep working to be better day by day, god bless I appreciate you. > Perp: All good Paton (nickname) I appreciate you too > Victim: You already know, keep at it, keep improving > Perp: Much respect, I'm sorry > Victim: Relax man nothing's a matter I also appreciate you my brother > Victim: Don't pay mind to what people are saying, it was a slight touch thank God nothing happened, I already told you keep working on yourself, you're a great fucking player, and match experience will give you maturity, I appreciate you, you already know

I was angry then I laughed now I cried, concacaf is life

Pretty run of the mill for CONCACAF

It's not football. It's concacaf

It isn’t fully concacaf until both players get stretchered off then immediately jump off the stretcher and enter play again.

Presumably because they got beer tossed on them from the stands

It’s yellow, but it’s not beer…

It was once beer... but not anymore.

"Organic filtration"

Lol, “beer.” Maybe previously. It’s been reconstituted since then

Riot Police slacking on their coverage

Gotta give them a break. It’s tough to carry all that equipment across the potato fields

"former" beer

odd. you're describing romanian's liga 1.

is it even concacaf if the pitch isn't chewed up and rain logged?

Wasn’t even “after dark”….

Concacaf is football to me. there is nothing in Europe that can compare to true CONCACAF

Is Messi ready for the CONCACAF champions league ? Can he do it on a hot humid night, muddy field in Honduras?

CONMEBOL isn’t too far out from CONCACAF. I’m sure he’s used to South American shithousery. Just transplant that to a shitty pitch with dog invaders.

No CONCACAF is super grimey, did you not see the video on this post

I thought once that the Argentinians came to play Libertadores with a vengeance in their heads due to how violent they were in some matches. Then I watched a match from the Argentinian league and found out that is just their modus operandi. Messi has already played with and against Argentinians so he will be more than prepared for anything the CONCACAF might throw at him.

The amount of shithousery is unmatched.

Maybe it's not in the same level but Ekstraklasa can be classed as Shakespearean Comedy.

I usually just laugh it off as some silly stereotypes but now I am a believer.

just wait until the final round of the concacaf world cup qualifiers (or even the nations league playoffs later this year) the level of shithousing will be unmatched

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Game’s back

Game's not gone

Proper football that

Game's gone to Honduras it seems.

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.

Bro I lol'ed right in front of my crying daughter. Nice job.

Why were you using reddit in front of your crying daughter? 😂

To get away from his crying daughter, of course.

“Dad, you’re always on Reddit, you never spend any quality time with me and mum!” “Haha, sweetie look, Honduran football players”

I once showed a crying little girl a reddit video of two players tackling each other with both rolling on the floor. She starts laughing.

Buddy take care of your crying daughter

This is the first thing i thought out before i realised how bad this is

I appreciate that he gets up and tries to continue his dribble like going in studs up on two players from six yards away is reasonable and he’s going to be allowed to continue to play…

All I see is a proper footballer showing tenacity and never giving up. Quality.

Some people call it criminal assault, I call it passion.

Play to the whistle.

Bro didn’t slide tackle them. He jumping tackled them. Ive never seen a jumping tackle result in anything other than a red

Game’s not gone, but seriously though what the fuck

Mf straight up woke up and chose murder. Also, Atlético Morelia flair, lfgggg

Bro literally got back up and was going to keep dribbling too and yessir, rip monarcas and I’m always repping mis canarios🔴🟡

Viva Morelia. They will be back in the 1st division one day.

Man just switched minds with a kung fu alternate universe version of himself like Everything Everywhere All At Once

Ref going for the red card before the dude hit the floor

Quickest red I've ever seen brandished lmao You can just imagine the ref's thinking process like "right are you taking the piss" as he reaches for it

Buddy pulled a flying knee as an audition to get to Dana contender series

I mean as soon as you see a flying crane kick, you know it's a red

in CONCACAF this is a routine yellow card

But the yellow card is put inside a bottle and thrown at you from the second tier.

🎶“Sen-ding out an S.O.S.”🎶

Which is why they got a red. Double yellow for hitting 2 players.

Bruh ☠️

Where was he going afterwards as well, like you ain’t going to continue playing after that lol

Best part is him immediately carrying on with the play as if that murder of a tackle was completely fair in his eyes lmao

lol the ref is going for his pocket before the man even finishes the tackle.

Man did the Bundesliga logo, but when targeting humans 😭😭

[u were not kidding](https://i.imgflip.com/7ziqni.jpg)

Ahahaha

Achievement Unlocked: Take out 2 players with a slide tackle

more like spear footed tackle. Hardly a slide this one.

EAFC

That's Honduran football right there. None of that pansy ass clean tackle bullshit. Men break legs, men break knees, men break ankles. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.

Proper Catracho football 💪💪

Bro is combining long jump and soccer

By the book Honduran defending.

There it is. The reddest red card I'll ever see

Dont forget [Paolo Guerreros assault on Sven Ulreich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKLZhbO-DYU). He got banned for 8 games.

Ah shit. That's up there too, wtf And he has the audacity to appear surprised/aggravated he's been shown a red lmao

Wtf

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Bro was professional enough to pick up the ball and then kick it onto the player, what a class act 🤌

Rattled by Gary O'Neill, oof

Mf deserved 2 red cards

One of the reddest red card I remember was De Jong against Xabi Alonso in the world cup final and it wasn't ever a red card, which is kinda crazy.

I can’t lie no matter how dangerous this is, it’s funny af

Softest CONCACAF tackle

Yeah man should be TWO red cards !

That's a double red

Mortal Kombat

Double FATALITY

Soft, he got the ball, eventually

Two for one

This is why I hate playing against Honduras in friendlies.

“My coach told me to break a leg, so I did more than he asked to gain his favour”

Balón

The way he goes launching in will never not make me laugh

Romano: Orellana to Getafe confirmed January 1st. Here We Goooo!

A true killer, straight to Getafe

Games not gone

Oh my god how many times are we going to see the same joke over and over….

Is it bad i want to see this in the pl.

Arnautovic still kicking about somewhere that's close enough

How do you become a professional footballer but still do this?

That's definitely two red cards for him

Somewhere out there, Roy Keane wipes a tear of pride from his eye

gave him the Bundesliga logo tackle

that guy should never play ever again

Like fucking M Bison when he fought Ken and Ryu in the animated movie.

Harsh red

In reality, it's two yellows

Fatality

Ref should have shown him a double red

Wtf is this shit. Should have given 2 red cards.

Does that get you two red cards?

Somebody needs to put bowling sound effects into this.

That’s so fucking dirty wtf.

Bro was trying to xray the Kameo too

FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO FULBO

British Honduras is back 🇬🇧🇭🇳

This is some space jam if it were football type ahit

Love to see it. Dude has 🥜 of steel.

How many games this guy would be banned?

Just needs the chariots of fire theme set to the slow-mo

PLAY ON

double kill!!

Fuck the red card. Put him in an orange jumpsuit

Borderline yellow in 1982 🤣🤣

Got the ball, no foul.

The kind of tackle you make when you give up on being a footballer.

That should be a ban for at least the rest of the season. That was nothing but assault. 💀

This player has nothing more to do on a football field, he should be suspended for several years and prosecuted for intentional injury.

man pressed R1 when slide tackling to maximize collateral damage

Killed two birds with one stone

Should be 2 red cards tbh

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