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At least we know we'd walk the championship. edit: lmao we'd finish midtable

Not with our physio team. No chance we'd survive the physicality

It's not just physicality these days anyway. Complete league with great talent in its own right.

The gang finishes 6th.

At least we'd have have a positive goal difference for once... ...right?

Maybe +5

Do we know that

spoke too soon

Coventry get a taste of what it's like to face a world class striker

Mc9 is back. Our title charge can resume now

McTomi9

Double figures for the season now.

Højlund false 9 and Mcterminator as shadow striker, kinda makes sense.

More goals than Rashford this season lol 🥲

In less appearances

Rashford making more than three times Scott's wages *oh God make it stop*

>less Fewer

How punk of you to care about grammar on reddit

All thanks to Stannis

Someone link the R9 picture

https://preview.redd.it/8smka4itjuvc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=409f95207bd2a62dfa7b7eac88ca11d78c54bf04

Great ball from Dalot

Nice team goal.

5 year contract extension sealed

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People have been spoiled by the City juggernaut having insane depth. Every Fergie team had a few McTominays.

I won't forget when he said, *"Give me 10 Scott McTominays and a plank of wood and I'll win you the World Cup."*

"There must always be a McSauce at Winterfell, sorry Old Trafford"

Depends on how much teams offer. Anything less than £45m and they can fuck off.

Mate a 27 years old homegrown midfielder with 10+ goals is more than 45

Good team player

His wages is also reasonable.

Far too easy

He genuinely can’t stop scoring

Poundland Frank Lampard. I don't mean this as a diss btw.

Lampard wishes he had been has good as McSauce.

Scottish Messi.

Ryan Gauld erasure

Justified

Lmfao that's one of the best descriptions I've ever read

Who else but Mcsauce

It had to be him

MCTERMINATORRRRRRR

Rashford could never

keeper shocking

Shocking Mctominay has better striker instinct than Hojlund and Rashford

Rashford sure, not really fair saying that about Hojlund. The reason Mctominay is always able to make those runs is the defenders are caught up with the actual striker.

Plus he starts his runs from outside the box, so he is always at running pace when these crosses come in while Hojlund has to accelerate first.

well one's a winger

He was raised a striker wasn’t he? And then later transitioned to a mediocre holding midfielder

This is a myth, he said he played there once as an emergency

No

Pretty sure he played center forward for United youth teams but that may have just been slotting in I suppose

He has debunked that, he played there like once

Honestly surprised nobody has made an effort to reconvert him to a striker.

Steve Clarke just might do that at the Euros tbh

He plays rather high up the field for Scotland anyway doesn’t he? I’m trying to think of the last drastic position change that worked long term, obviously Bale from LB to RW sticks out but I can’t see why it wouldn’t be worth a shot.

It would be difficult to have worse

Great ball

Keeper is having a poor game so far.

yes looks like he misjudged this entirely

Dalot decided he had enough with the total lack of efforts from our left wing.

God awful commentary

dalot again with a goal involvement. has to be in contention for our player of the season right?

McSauce too good

McTominay carrying Man Utd in 2024 Damn

Not what I expected but am very grateful.

*Attacking player scores tap in* Omg he's carrying

He actually started the whole action with a nice turn and pass, before sprinting to a deep position. If Messi does that he's a football genius, if De Bruyne does that Pep is a managerial genius, if McTominay does that it's "just a tap-in".

Fucking hell not everything has to be so hyperbolic It was a good piece of play with a tap in at the end, that's it, he's not carrying and he's not a misunderstood genius, he scored a goal that's it

Without his goals, Utd would be closer to Forest, Everton, and Luton. He's deffo carrying you

What logic is that? You take a goal scorer out of a team then most teams would be lower down.

I hate when people say shit like this. If you're only taking into account his goals then yeh, we may be a lot lower. You need to also factor in that we tend to stop attacking as much when we go ahead like a lot of teams. Also, if we are losing or drawing, we will chase the game so without mctominays goals there's a lot of games where we would push more. Also, if we didn't have mctominay, we'd we'd playing someone else there with different attributes who may score or assist. Loads of factors

He’s not even a regular starter.

Funny that isn't it, you take away one of our top scorers and we'd be worse off Big brain analysis well done

so how isnt he fucking carrying us?

Tyler with the excitement again…

3-1 incoming

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That’s what I meant

It’s always him

Fucking hell I just put on the stream

I love a underdog story (United vs City)

Play him up front fgs

McTerminator is back! 😎

Martin Tyler needs to just go away

lmfao there's no fucking way he keeps scoring, this is unreal

✨JustMcterminatorThings✨

Haaland who?

I swear Mctominay has scored more striker goals for United than Hojlund

Striker goals😂

Mctominay keeping ETH in a job for month yet they all think ETH will bin him off in the summer 😂