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HelpMe877

‘Celebrity health guru’? I’ve seen enough, guilty.


UnnecessaryUmbault

BUT UNCLE DANA TOMATO TOLD ME HE WAS LEGITIMATE


RedDragons8

How could a man with a face that red possibly be full of shit?


ilikecams

Is Dana Tomato related to Jamie Taco? Because that bastard stole my lines.


TherewiIlbegoals

How fucking stupid do you have to be. A test administered by the company suggests you have some "deficiencies" that, as luck would have it, this company has supplements for. Never trust a business with a number and an "X" in the name.


yayaikey

It's called desperation. Pogba could hardly go an extended period without getting injured. He was probably prime for snake-oil.


TherewiIlbegoals

I don't think even the best snake-oil salesman has figured out how to sell the idea that ligament tears can be avoided with pills.


879190747

Take this pill to strengthen your ligaments, and avoid those nasty tears (actor with a grimace holding his knee).


BadFootyTakes

Pogba could injure himself taking a piss that had too much force. Man was made out of glass. I feel for him, I really do. I was hoping his second Pogback would give him some closure as a top player.


CoMaestro

The X stands for "placeholder, because we have no idea what the fuck were doing"


AMountainTiger

Every search result for this company and Brecka is a red flag, which is something when most of them are their own marketing


BumsGeordi

Fight Milk!


BrickEnvironmental37

I'm no professional athlete on a testing system but I do know that it is very easy to check supplements, their ingredients and if they are on the WADA banned list. And also that the likes of UKADA and the Italian equivalent would be helpful with a request. Stupidity is not an excuse. If this was his excuse, he will be laughed out of the court at CAS.


RhetoricallAnswers

In Pogba's case, it's a shame there is no vaccine for dumbass....


B12C10X8

Paul Pogba was a very talented player, should have never joined Utd imo. Pogba was a player who was getting older and his body was starting to break down. There is no conspiracies here because imo Pogba took something that was illegal to help his body, he was probably on bunch of stuff and was told the PED would not sure upon drug test by this company but it obviously did.


Aceboogie0117

Why did you feel the need to add the part about joining United in this post?


abetsg

For clicks lol


WearyRound9084

The guy was being flamed in the media while having the most assist, most goals, most chances created, most Key passes and most key tackles during United 18/19 season. The most disgusting thing I ever saw.


B12C10X8

I was saying in terms of, it wasn’t the best move for him at the time, didn’t mean to offend you being a Utd fan, honestly don’t think the move at that time was for Utd either. I rated him very highly at Juve and think he could of played for Madrid or Barca, who no offense had better team then Utd at the time. Pogba a luxury player that in the midfield with the right type of players around him he could be world class, like Juve basically you need the build midfield around him.


Italianskank

Objectively speaking the United move was terrible for both sides. United fans may not agree but I’m not sure how. The meme of France Pogba vs. United Pogba was entirely because neither the league nor the team suited Pogba at that stage in his career. I’m not sure where in the prem he would have fit to be honest.


BadFootyTakes

I mean he had moments of brilliance. But he also had moments of arrogance, and many injuries. Three lights you can paint the man in depending the mood.


WearyRound9084

“Moments of brilliance” oh my lord🤦🏿‍♂️. Had that man gone to City instead he would regarded as one of the greatest midfielder in PL history.


BadFootyTakes

He is still made of glass, he'd be just as made of glass at City.


WearyRound9084

Man City accumulated 98 points and won a title with De Bruyne missing the season. None of his injury proness would’ve have mattered


BadFootyTakes

It would've mattered because he wouldn't have played lol. I'm not saying it would affect city, just that it wouldn't have changed much for Pogba.


WearyRound9084

In that season Paul Labile Pogba got the most assist, most goals, most chances created, most Key passes and most key tackles for United and got flamed for it. This is why I say United is the graveyard of players. I honestly believe that He would’ve been up there with Zidane if he only chose a different team. He was literally the best player for France in 2018 WC and 2021 Euros and 2016 euros. Getting nominated for the balon d’or and taking his team to a champions league final before he went there.


B12C10X8

Agree with you 100%, don’t think he would have fit in most prem teams. Should have gone to Barcelona or Real Madrid instead, both those teams would have had the right type of players around him to succeed. Man Utd in the last 10 years have gone through a quite a few managers all having different philosophies & types of players they like. So it was always going to be hard for any Utd player because of the constant changes. Only team i remember that could cycle through Coaches and still perform at a high level was Chelsea teams between 2005-2012, those Chelsea teams had unbelievable players like Lampard & Terry etc, but they were very much a anomaly.