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ninjaface12

"All of this happened caused i got laid"


HarshangLad

Greatest assist


lordroode

Wtf they're already back and doing a parade so soon. Game ended like 23 hours ago.


HCHLH

Half of the team is going to Copa America/Euros, there's no time to waste


cyrusmancub

The night we won La Décima in Lisbon, the team pulled an all-nighter partying on the way back and then going to Cibeles.


dakaiiser11

That was a little different. La Décima was a piano hanging over the entire club for twelve years especially those last couple of seasons where Madrid were inching towards another final after finally breaking the Lyon curse.


OilOfOlaz

there were also the 7(?) ro16 exits in a row on the way to that, ppl kinda forget that.


burnerfun98

Round of 16 exits six times in a row So yeah, I guess you're right and leading by example, people really do forget that


OilOfOlaz

Had another guy pointing it out and just answered that in the same minute you posted: My brain is useless in the morning... I couldn't remember the term ro16, (it would be "1/8th-final" in my native language)despite knowing it, got mildly infuriated by it and rambed through adjacent terms in my head, then wrote quterfinal... My bad.


burnerfun98

Nah it's all good and happens to us all, I was more pointing out the irony than calling you out 😅 I hope what I said didn't come across that way Also, as someone whose only language is English, I just rang to point out that yours is excellent! Definitely feeling a little envious of your multilingualism. Have a good day my friend :)


OilOfOlaz

Didn't come off mean spirited in any way. I wasn't even finished facepalming myself after the other guy pointed it out, when I read your comment and had to smirk. Just wanted to set the record straight, that I'm not onee of the ppl who had forgotten. ;)


lazy_bastard_001

round of 16 exits...


OilOfOlaz

My brain is useless in the morning... I couldn't remember the term ro16, (it would be "1/8th-final" in my native language)despite knowing it, got mildly infuriated by it and rambed through adjacent terms in my head, to remember, then wrote quterfinal... My bad. I fixed it.


thedaftfool

la decima hit different


dakaiiser11

1000000%, but of all the finals my favorite was the 11th.


carlosccextractor

And? No time to waste, fans demand the 16th


Tellinhehe

Parade and party. From morning till night.


dadaknun

I mean everything was already prepared even before the game started.


Diablo89234

I’ve always wondered how they got the shirts ready so fast


pizza__irl

Love how they managed to shoe horn in 15 into the word Champions, i remember them doing something similar for 14 too. Now I'm just here wondering how they will fit 16 and 17 into words lol


AssFingerFuck3000

They have roughly 12 months to think about it, not that much time


holdenmyrocinante

16 is pretty easy. The "I" is 1 and the "O" would be the bottom part of the 6


rumbaflamenca

What about 17?


holdenmyrocinante

Maybe the "M"? Left part of the M would be the 1, and the right part could potentially be the 7


LuNiK7505

Ok that is incredible, how proud must that dad be


bslawjen

Something my parents will never get to feel, lmao.


ThatGam3th00

Lol imagine the feelings of Jude’s family! They got to see the success in the flesh!


myouism

Now imagine the feelings of Jude brother, Jobe. There must be intense pressure to achieve something as great as your older bro in such a young age


ThatGam3th00

I personally think that their family must have enough sense to remind him that he is also already doing a great job in comparison to 99% of other men who dreamed of a career in football. His brother’s explosion to success is very, very far from the norm, Jobe has a lot of time to develop himself and in fact he already plays for one of the biggest clubs in the north of England.


Lazywhale97

Jobe is a great talent himself like you said Jude's level of talent and success for his age is very far from the norm Jobe's current rate of growth and talent is better then most and he can defs become an England international regular and is apparently linked with Crystal Palace atm being in the prem as a teen is a great achievement and he can 100% end up at a big club later down the line.


Izayabrsrk

He's quite the talent himself.


sodap_

Marc Gasol vibes, watch out for Jobe becoming a beast in his own right.


PatRice4Evra

Isn't he that magician who made a boat disappear? 


branstarktreewizard

you champion yet?


lvl_60

My dad will only be proud when i start my own business and leave my wage slave job 😭 Or if i somehow win the lottery


terra_filius

Carvajal must be more proud


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

I would be proud too if my dad was such a fine looking horse.


Vectivus_61

“Missing my day off for this shit”


modrics_hairband

What a great fun fact


villageinnocence

Carvajal's dad being a copper explains so much


Stakoman

I find it cool that he still works. I mean... Money isn't a problem anymore when your son plays for real Madrid. And it's very nice that he stills wants to work? Most families from football players don't work, at least from what I can understand


mirusan01

I feel like only someone who raised a bull like carva would still be a cop after all his success lol


carlosccextractor

Yes, Carvajal is a extreme right winger in more than one sense


Mr_Tornister

Proof?


carlosccextractor

Would inviting Vox members to the Bernabeu be proof for you? Just Google for 1 minute.


Mr_Tornister

I'll do that, thanks. I don't get the downvoting, tho. Edit: I've just done it and the only source I was able to find is a tweet by Fonsi Loaiza. I really wanted proof of that claim because my political views are far from those of VOX's, but if Fonsi Loaiza is all that I can find... I have also found a picture of Carvajal holding a Real Madrid scarf with Morata (and Isco behind them), while they were with the National team, while some person was also holding an Ultras Sur scarf too, also behind them. So, a tweet by Fonsi Loaiza and a picture where he's holding a Real Madrid scarf are enough to say that he's a crypto-fascist. This is the level. P.S.: I've been voting centre-left in Spain until I moved to Poland, but I definitely despise defamation. More so coming from another Madridista.


PolegarVermeio

Carvajal based


RemarkableCopy4708

Carvajal based


NachoCheeseMonreal

Does it explain why he would be butt naked with his dick hanging out during halftime talks lol


Ipsider

you mean being a fascist?


Diablo89234

Cringe


Ipsider

If you think VOX is fine, that’s on you.


zd0t

He's a horse?


renome

Neigh🐴


paarsehond

That has to feel good


juanritos

Next season: CHAMP16NS


book83

I bet he fed him oats as a boy


Weary_Belt

That's not his father


sportsfan161

what a great moment


pisteurdepisto

ACAB


Thick_Economist1569

Bet you felt really badass while writing that


pisteurdepisto

Not even