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thedoctor4214

What’s the fucking point of anything then


21otiriK

The Cricket World Cup at the minute has a tiny van driving the ball on the pitch, if you need your fix.


Every_Pass_226

Mate, you can't support an insect


SherbertDaemons

Cricket is such a funny sport when you only read about it. Like some magic, coded language. The 2022 Men's T20 WC final between Pakistan and England ended **137/8, 20 overs** vs. **138/5, 19 overs**. So, as everybody can see, England won this game by **5 wickets**. What in the actual fuck?


LiteratureNearby

You have 10 outs as a team and England scored 138 runs at the cost of 5 batters out to beat the opposing score of 137. So that's why they won't by 10-5 = 5 wickets.


Both-River-9455

Its always nice to see another abahani fan!


BigRig432

Tournament itself has been great too


HLTVtop0

the pitches have been quite questionable tbh


BigRig432

That's only really been New York but even that's given us some really entertaining matches


ImprefectKnight

Nah fuck that. It's incredibly fun to see run a ball games. The excitement is much more than seeing batsmen just keep hitting sixes.


KAhOot1234567

Fuck no ( Im Pakistani)


Zankman

On the other hand, it's cricket.


BigRig432

Don't care cricket's lit


GenjDog

I might be ignorant but arent the matches really long?


BigRig432

Depends on the format. The current World Cup is T20, which usually runs about 4 hours. ODIs run around 6-8 hours and test matches can be up to 5 days


GenjDog

Ok then I might have watched if Sweden had a team


BigRig432

If you want to get into the sport there's plenty of franchise T20 leagues nowadays, the US one starts its season soon. I'd recommend those, they're usually very entertaining


ebenseregterbalsak

You do have a team that's going to be playing in the pre qualifiers in July for (qualification for the next tournament in 2026). You're in a group with Germany (hosts), Gibraltar, Norway and Slovenia.


eekamuse

How long are real mat.. Nevermind


Different-Spell3263

The World Cup that is ongoing, is a format which is about 3 hours long.


Ricoh06

It’s a cargo lorry!


JootDoctor

[Even better right here. Everyone come join the A-Liga fan club.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Aleague/s/JCRQsCzaLb)


eekamuse

I'm in. Is cricket even televised? (please don't kill me. I want to live)


bestmanbestibest

Life’s gone now fr


dychronalicousness

Games truly gone


Alecmalloy

Cancel it.


WalkingCloud

https://imgur.com/cTvTXvQ


ForwardInstance

Fml !!


Silverburst8

This is my 9/11


HarshangLad

Sir, a second communicado official has hit


Historical_Case_5245

comunicado oficial, you fraud


Ark_Legend

He Americanized it


Historical_Case_5245

communicado officialo brah


maxime0299

We found the imposter, detain him


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Shouldn’t it be your 11/9 since that’s how the write dates in UK/Europe?


czerwona_latarnia

No, this tragedy is so big, only 9^th November can describe it correctly.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

> that’s how the write dates in UK/Europe Also the rest of the world, except for 13 countries.


jugol

I accept month before day only if it means year before month. The IT way


NBKxSmokey

It makes absolutely no sense to do it any other way I'm sorry


EdWoodwardsPA

Don't say that it reminds me of that tragedy.


AaronStudAVFC

You were supposed to Never Forget.


EdWoodwardsPA

I'll never forget walking through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother. He was in Northern Canada.


Wohenfoxideya

Always and forever will Norm references be upvoted. Thanks for the chuckle haha


Alecmalloy

But 9/11 was a national tragedy. *it's a Norm reference, fellas.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Why? What happened on the 9th of November?


oneweirdclickbait

Everything.


dkmegg22

🤣🤣🤣🤣 speaking as a Canadian and Ontarian that place is a bitch to deal with.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

It was a Porsche?


Emotional-Rise8412

Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened. We'll always the memories from previous Euros.


ShipsAGoing

That's it I'm boycotting Volkswagen


Adammmmski

Well, hitler did inspire the beetle.


jolle2001

Hitler founded the Beatles?


pritvihaj

🎶we all live in a yellow U-boat🎶


RugbyTime

Gauleiter Streicher's Lonely Hearts Club


FrankieBennedetto

It's always the Scousers


BerbersNiper33

not surprised


Rusbekistan

I will drive a tiny car on the pitch, you can thank me later


Expensive-Twist7984

The hero we need in 2024, well done.


Medium_Elephant7431

That would be nice. I am supporting you.


GuzzlingPotato

my man really saving football, first Ligue 1 now the tiny car


bplsilva

how the hell Volkswagen won't sponsor a tournament that is in Germany? then they complain about the NT leaving to Nike


Schnix54

They still sponsor the national team just don't want to deal with UEFA. Can you really blame them for that?


Ainsyyy

Yes I can. Dealed with them last tourney when it wasn't in Germany


TheGTAone

https://www.sportbusiness.com/news/exclusive-volkswagen-will-not-sponsor-euro-2024-in-germany-citing-need-for-cost-discipline/ > Volkswagen will not sponsor next year’s Euro 2024, hosted in its home market of Germany, after deciding not to extend a deal covering Uefa’s men’s national team football competitions for ‘cost discipline’ reasons, SportBusiness can exclusively reveal.


Medium_Elephant7431

Thank you for the explanation. Now, I understand better.


xenon2456

and the company is from Germany


b3and20

that's all, volks


DoYouTrustToothpaste

I mean yeah, that's precisely why the words look so similar.


b3and20

ha, til


IntellectualDweeb

https://i.imgur.com/IzMSQke.jpeg


HunterRiver

If they don't replace the car with someone dressed as a Hisense refrigerator delivering the ball to the match referee, I'll riot.


piccalilli_shinpads

The spiritual successor to West Brom's boiler man.


LiteratureNearby

Even a front loading washing machine that gives birth to the match ball from the front hatch is fine


Outside_Abroad_3516

#GAMES GONE


Frodo_max

what else will the woke mob steal from us


gkkiller

The volk mob.


cglotr

Football's walking home.


Ughhhh_00

Might as well not watch the Euros then


HardturmStadion

Then how will Shaqiri enter the pitch?


IAMJesusAMAA

Hahaha


Ch1ck3W1ngz

Just smashed my phone in anger because of this


lutsius-memes

Just fell on my knees at Aldi


Prideofsussex

Not watching now. Fucking disgrace


Rc5tr0

We’ll revive this for the 2026 World Cup, but instead of tiny remote control cars they’ll be decommissioned tanks ready to be gifted to a local police department.


LovieBeard

Lorrnzo Insingne in shambles


elodie_pdf

you can’t drive a tiny car on the pitch anymore. because of woke.


paper_zoe

can we get the jet pack guy who delivered the ball at Soccer Aid yesterday?


eekamuse

Don't touch him. He's hot. Olympics reference, anyone?


orange_orange13

Why tf did I not see any highlights 


labbetuzz

Just get the[ remote toy cars with flares instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1at156x/remote_controlled_toy_cars_equipped_with_flares/)


justk4y

Game’s gone lads


PhilD90

Feel like pure shit, just want my mini id4 back.


MaryadaPurshottam

Game's gone


slyfox1908

I saw it on Saturday since VW sponsors the U.S. national teams. It seems to be doing well.


FCSadsquatch

First they came for the tiny Volkswagen's, and I did not speak for I was not a tiny Volkswagen's.


areyouhungryforapple

and BYD of all companies!? im gonna throw up. lets hope the car doesnt catch fire on the pitch lmao


TMyriadJ

Catch fire, locks the passenger in, malfunctioning self-driving mode.


RABB_11

[Get Whizzy Rascal on it. ](https://youtu.be/Atb0_XkSldY?si=6XVzRdIFV59E6WwI)


realWernerHerzog

Do Volkswagen hold the rights to small cars?


Jihad_llama

Just saw a man fall to his knees in netto


Worldly-Definition13

It’s joever


Keanu990321

Shame BYD didn't build its own version of it. Must admit it was quite cute. Hyundai and KIA, you better prepare your own version of it for 2026! Btw, almost insulting that Volkswagen, a German car manufacturer, isn't sponsoring the Euro held in GERMANY.


Rubix22

Just cut my TV’s power cord. Now it’s a black mirror decor thanks  to Volkswagen.


xenon2456

Did they drop out the last minute?


Kreiswix

A tiny Leopard2 tank will be sent instead with "Euro2024 without Pootin" advertising parading the barrel


Medium_Elephant7431

I was thinking they should be sponsoring the tournament since it is being hosted in Germany.


dermerger

https://youtube.com/shorts/l5fL2c8HjRY?si=t-mIig-_us3J4x35


TheUbermelon

Games gone


Zooki_Stardust

But it's literally IN Germany, what a wasted opportunity


KenDTree

At best it'll be some stupid giant tiny Audi


PowerOfTheShihTzu

Aight this the last straw ,I'm offing myself


Altruistic_Bat_7344

BYD will do it


eekamuse

Why did my eyes just well up?


ristoman

Just fell to my knees in a JD


Rectorvspectre

Welp pack it up folx games well and truly gone.


PrinzXero

[What happened to the game I love?](https://youtu.be/k-oP3KFe4ko?si=QlATY9IcoYq-FhgM)


oryon

News, as in, known for months.


Recodes

What a terrible day for rain.


SzplugOnSzplitz

What??? How am I supposed to watch Euro 2024 without the funny little car


Panthera_uncia_

Can we get an “Unlicensed remotely controlled four wheeled vehicle” to do it instead? DONT LET THE FLAME DIE OUT


Jackman1337

Can we get 2 guys dressed as Knights as replacement?


mssigdel

Oh no. That is a big loss.


Masculinum

I think BYD is the big sponsor I'm sure they got some tiny electric cars


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Triangle-Yeeter

Word for word


Sea_Illustrator_2432

Oh no, anyways


aasfourasfar

idgaf


cutyourhair

Damn, hopefully there's gonna be another marketing stunt barely disguised as news that the rubes can get excited about.