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In the first movie when he gets off the fishing boat, there's a scene where he's walking away from the camera and a little truck drives past and he "disappears". If you look closely, you can see him ducked down running behind the truck. Looks funny once you see it.
Watch, you guys are gonna have your best tournament yet without them.
I donno why but for some reason I feel like that would happen with the polish team.
forgive me if i'm wrong, but hasn't Szczesny had some errors during major tournaments before? i can faintly remember something in Euro 12, and Euro 21/WC22 though i could be wrong?
Well, in Euro 12 he was replaced by Tytoń, who saved the penalty IIRC, so it evens out.
Euro 21 I do not remember, but I am assuming it was around the time when you can't say that Poland had attack, so there was nothing he could do except making our loses as small as possible, with a sprinkle of draws.
For World Cup 22 I think the only "bad" thing he has done was "punching" Messi. [People say you can't punch Messi when you are a goalkeeper but that's not true. You can. But you still need to save the penalty. That's being responsible. Being a man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQa1YyNOc_o)
Ouch. It's wrong on so many levels. Especially coming from Munich. I'm not Polish NT fan but I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
He is a master of short cadences. In 2022 he was a head coach of Termalica Bruk-Bet Nieciecza for just 2 days.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micha%C5%82_Probierz#Bruk-Bet_Termalica_Nieciecza
Ok but where did he actually go ? He didn't go to the right cus we have a clear view and he sure as shit didn't go to the left, did he just walk up perfectly behind the player before the vid is cut off?
most likely scenario is he stands up as the player goes in front of the camera, and then starts moving to the right once the player starts moving. there is only a brief period where you can see the right hand side of the chair before the player obscures it. so he could have moved there at any point after that
A certified magician, the likes of which has not been seen since the great [Siegfried and Joy](https://youtu.be/NrlSYyAh2zQ?si=7M16lePhb1CNqaw-) astounded and amazed audiences.
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This is the quality news I tune into r/soccer for
I knew my day wouldn't be complete without seeing this on my feed.
Add it to the list
Bro pulled the spiderman 3 bus trick
And the national treasure bus trick (slightly less successful)
Backstabbing piece of shit James Franco
James Franco: Backstabbing piece of shit Peter Parker
First thing that came to mind
I call it the Jason Bourne end credits.
In the first movie when he gets off the fishing boat, there's a scene where he's walking away from the camera and a little truck drives past and he "disappears". If you look closely, you can see him ducked down running behind the truck. Looks funny once you see it.
Best thing I've seen on here in a while 😂
Reminds me of that video where a woman disappears during Scarlet Johansson's interview
https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/xzp6ol/a_woman_completely_disappearing_behind_scarlett/ Link for the curious ^
Oh god. It's that dress.
Can't compute. Too busy watching Scarlett Johansson.
Wait, there was Scarlet Johansson in this video?
Thank you kind sir
If you watch closely during the slow mo, she stops walking and the guy manoeuvres past her.
Wait, there were other people in the footage?
Thanks!
Wasn't that her mom
Yes!
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I think it's actually her mom. If you see the video and photos of her mom you'll see that it's her
Yeah scarlett clarified it in an interview
Yup and made a joke about how she had been [missing for years](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzxosiZu6l2/?hl=en)
Its like magical hand of Benitez :D
I'm so confused 😕
can he please reappear with our strikers who will be healthy now
Watch, you guys are gonna have your best tournament yet without them. I donno why but for some reason I feel like that would happen with the polish team.
Just as the polish defense usually does
Imagine this team without Szczesny between the posts. We wouldn't have gotten absolutely ANYWHERE.
For as long as I have been alive, whoever our goalkeeper was has always saved us. I guess God gave us that in exchange for zero defensive skill.
forgive me if i'm wrong, but hasn't Szczesny had some errors during major tournaments before? i can faintly remember something in Euro 12, and Euro 21/WC22 though i could be wrong?
Well, in Euro 12 he was replaced by Tytoń, who saved the penalty IIRC, so it evens out. Euro 21 I do not remember, but I am assuming it was around the time when you can't say that Poland had attack, so there was nothing he could do except making our loses as small as possible, with a sprinkle of draws. For World Cup 22 I think the only "bad" thing he has done was "punching" Messi. [People say you can't punch Messi when you are a goalkeeper but that's not true. You can. But you still need to save the penalty. That's being responsible. Being a man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQa1YyNOc_o)
We hardly get anywhere even with him, so hard to imagine lol
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That's rich. We wouldn't be in them if it wasn't for him.
r/2westerneurope4u leaking
Ouch. It's wrong on so many levels. Especially coming from Munich. I'm not Polish NT fan but I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
They didn’t against Germany in 2016 Euro Qualifier in Warsaw ;)
Prime Kung Fu Pazdan also kept out Germany at the euros in 2016
Our team in the Euro 2016 period was an anomaly. Our Ekstraklasa players were playing on a level of our stars, and not in reverse.
i don't think it's a good idea for YOU to say that...
Polish abra-abracadabra?
"yer a wizard, Michal"
"yer a Witcher, Michal"
“Imma about to reach in my bag bruh”
Kurwa-ka-bobr-a
Avrakurwadabra
Czary mary!
Polish Houdini
Czary-mary.
AbracaKurwa
the polish wizard, polish guardiola, polish xabi alonso (8 games unbeaten) is there something this man cannot do?
He can't smile. For real, he had a face injury and some muscles doesn't work.
He's just Polish lol
Anyone have an explanation?
Yes. He is and then he isn't. Magic.
Coriolis effect
You think you can handle the truth!??
Magic
Lewandowski injured, I would run away too
He went right
He got up and walked to the right. The frame is narrow and the player running just happened to coincide with him getting up.
A wizard should never explain their tricks.
Bald fraud hidden superpowers
Yes.
Pure magic
Paraneoplastic Syndrome.
Batman
Probierz 24' (Great disappearance)
hokus pokus czary mary
twoja stara to twój stary
twoja stara to kopara
Twoja stara to Che Guevara
He heard the Simitçi
Bro's off to clean up the streets of Gotham
I remember Michal Probierz when he was the coach of Aris Thessaloniki for a month between October-November 2011. Good to see him coach his NT.
He is a master of short cadences. In 2022 he was a head coach of Termalica Bruk-Bet Nieciecza for just 2 days. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micha%C5%82_Probierz#Bruk-Bet_Termalica_Nieciecza
wtf 😄
r/breathinginformation
Got it from Tim Sherwood! https://youtube.com/shorts/saSa9eKPF64?si=e-1plMYIHD3BhJBI
the Polish Mark Dantonio! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVRh4QpXDko
Digging deep into /r/CFB for this one. Nice to see a Sparty reference!
Got his own isekai
Polish Ozil
What kind of black magic is this?
Ancient Slavic Magic. They did the same disappearance act on Napoleon.
Can you see me 🫣
Voldemort stole the invisibility cloak
did they ever find him?!
Been gone ever since the 24th minute. One of the assistant coaches had to finish the match.
Do Southgate next!
Lukaku in big matches.
Or Haaland
No stops nor limits for the Polish Guardiola
how
Because he is Batman!
Almost like Souza leaving the team out of the blue
He was a mid coach anyway
That was quick!
Jesus Christ… that’s Jason Bourne
Maybe he was a Pol-Turgeist.
Bro went out for milk
fockin' magic. From the world of Witcher
Ok but where did he actually go ? He didn't go to the right cus we have a clear view and he sure as shit didn't go to the left, did he just walk up perfectly behind the player before the vid is cut off?
most likely scenario is he stands up as the player goes in front of the camera, and then starts moving to the right once the player starts moving. there is only a brief period where you can see the right hand side of the chair before the player obscures it. so he could have moved there at any point after that
The balds are evolving
Bro just despawned
Perfectly cut video
Who’s booty have I watched giggle for the past 10minutes?
Uh oh, the Polish Guardiola magic has been exposed
Houdini
Good old classic soccer am third eye
American here, can we do the same for Berhalter?
haaland when playing in games agains the top 6
New leftovers season confirmed!
Just like Haaland in crucial games.
Bourne Identity Moby theme is intensifies
now stick batman's theme to this video
How's the pie?
u/savevideo
https://media1.tenor.com/m/n56WNgm5WzkAAAAC/and-like-that-hes-gone-the-usual-suspects.gif
He’s Batman?!?
u/savevideobot
Probierz impermanence
Best content I’ve seen here in a long time
Horror movie villain
He's Batman
Energize!
#IT'S MAGICC~ YOU KNOWW~
r/blackmagicfuckery
he does that
Is this real
that was smooth af
Illusions, Michael
like Michał Probierzini, Harry houdini I vanish into thin air as I'm leaving
That's JASON BOURNE
DUN DUN DUN!!!
You can't blame him. He left on a high note.
Finally had a look at the group he's got at the Euros and said, "fuck this...I'm out."
I thought this was /r/UnresolvedMysteries material. Well, thank God it isn't, I suppose.
Shades of Mark Dantonio
But when Poland needed him the most, he vanished. 😶🌫️
A certified magician, the likes of which has not been seen since the great [Siegfried and Joy](https://youtu.be/NrlSYyAh2zQ?si=7M16lePhb1CNqaw-) astounded and amazed audiences.
I didnt see the video link in old reddit and I legit got worried that he had disappeared irl 🥺 good to know it was just funny content instead.
9/11 for r/soccercirclejerk
Fuck me... just when we started playing good, this happens...
UEFA need a better GPU to render max viewing distance and stop these pop-ins
A true magician, Houdini would be envious of him
Majestic
When you hear Lewa is injured.
He turned up missin
That is some Hitman agent 47 level shit, spooky
Jesus Christ.....that's Jason Bourne
didn't want to watch those failures anymore i guess
goed geprobierz
Probierz mal mit Gemütlichkeit
Poland circa 1939
1795
Just like white people in English media headlines when their team loses.
Turks committed genocide to polish manager
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no he disappeared
r/woosh
Nah he definitely teleported