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AmumuIsMyFriend

That looks broken, yikes


Zloggt

And just wait until it starts puffing up…


Billoo77

By now he must look like the elephant man in the dressing room, breathing like a lawn mower.


dazed_and_bamboozled

“I’m not an animal, I’m a human goal machine!”


NaturalBornSkeptik

très très broken


Dubsified

Yeah his nose is broken


aleksandrovsqvist

Not looking good


Cheapo_Sam

Hes gonna have to wear a face mask next game. Purple, orange, red or blue?


HeIIbIazer23

Dude, face mask Mbappe about to average 3 goals per game for the rest of the tournament, just wait.


MvN____16

Gonna embrace the spirit of when Benzema decided to play through a hand injury, just play with it bandaged, and he started pumping in more goals than he ever scored before.


seekingabeauty

Benzema with that hand bandage is legendary. Not only he was prolific but it was so good to watch him play


obvious_freud

Benz still have a crooked hand as a result. Legend.


La_m0rt_heureuse

Closets we got to r9


SixerMostAdorable

His finger looks extremely fucked up.


Cheapo_Sam

Deschamps coming out in a dressing gown and staff


Watoskyv

Would be amazing if he comes out with a green mask with a colored stripe over the eyes.


Individual_Put2261

Omg this would be AMAZING


A_G00SE

Took me too long to get this


yellowjesusrising

A Donatello if I ever seen one! Purple it is!


Th3_Huf0n

hes not beating the allegations


GuitaristHeimerz

Purple, of course.


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Shredder mask


Cho_Celski

Brev


Shepherdsfavestore

The world is not ready for masked Mbappe


Environmental_Sell74

His ninja turtle evolution


ersatzgaucho

the origin story has begun.....


DrFilth

Cowabunga deuxd


kiticus

*VanDamme, he's been good!*


mmaqp66

Mbappe masked "im bbapeman"


31_whgr

officials letting the game carry on so long after a head injury like that was so poor they’ve been shite all night


Le_bense

And then not allowing substitutes, what the hell are the refs doing man


QTGavira

Its not football its La Liga wait a minute


WiddleBlueBert

Jesus Gil Manzano is a football terrorist, get him off my screen


krustykrab2193

Ref has had a mare of a match Didn't give Austria a clear corner, subsequently leading to France's goal Doesn't take Mbappe's head injury seriously Then doesn't let France sub off Mbappe who has a broken nose and is bleeding everywhere...


Tayme-kappa

He was constantly on the way of the ball too, Griezmann literally had to dribble him at one point and saw Camavinga push him Dude was completely lost on the field


GuitaristHeimerz

Absolute prick. And then instant yellow for Mbappe taking matters into his own hands. This referee is an attention whore.


Izayabrsrk

That's Gil Manzano for you, this was the buffoon that whistled with the ball in the air and then sent off Bellingham against Valencia.


Jia-the-Human

He saw Lahoz retire and thought "It's my time to shine"


Valmoer

To be fair, coming back onto the field IS an instant yellow and FK by the laws of the game. Which was the entire point.


GuitaristHeimerz

Yes it’s correct, but just how the referee conducted himself in the whole situation was embarassing


Valmoer

Oh, I fully agree, he was shambolic for everyone.


WonDerZv

This is just typical Gil Manzano.


TimTkt

It’s Manzano, was expected to be shitty like that


guyfieri_fc

Yeah was telling my friend this. La liga refs are petty shit almost across the board to begin with. Then there are the refs that both Barça and Real Madrid fans absolutely hate, and Gil Manzano is one of those refs… those refs are the absolute garbage ones


NorthwardRM

Welcome to the fucking wankstain gil manzano


Corteaux81

I see you're not familiar with Gil Manzano's work. xD


Proof-Recognition374

Griezmann should have been pulled immediately after he concluded with the boards and got a gash on his head! Whatever happened to FIFA caring about assessing for concussions?!


kukaz00

Shite for Austria more, but ref was bad all game. TV didn’t show replays to some decisions too which makes it more confusing


baldsaiyan

[yup, broken.](https://imgur.com/a/ONyukE0)


FishCake9T4

Ouch


FiFiniusBi

are you watching on youtube?


baldsaiyan

yes, streamer has the right s to transmit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l4m9foqOOs (might not be available in you country)


adrimeno

what country are u from?


baldsaiyan

Brazil. (a VPN might help.)


HunterRiver

Fuck me... He's looking like he's been through a 7 game series versus the Boston Bruins.


nmyi

mf gonna look more like Ninja Turtle.   Especially with a mask & all


FoxOntheRun99

Fucking Ronin


commiecat

Got a yellow to boot for trying to come back on.


EasyModeActivist

That was at least a good call. The only one in this entire situation.


flowsmn

Well tbf the ref refused France’s substitutions twice while they had to play as 10 while Austria could just change.


EasyModeActivist

That was a bad call yeah, like I said Mbappe card was the only good call in this whole ordeal. .


BloodyDarkTroll

With Gil, the correctness of the call probably was secondary to making sure his authority was respected.


wowohwowza

He wasn't actually trying to come back on, he went on and sat down so the ref would stop the game and Deschamps could make his subs


Nikusch

Masked Turtle incoming


courtesyflusher

🐢 + 🧑🏽‍🦲 = 🥷🏽 


muyuu

squirtle mask


zd05

Now we will really get Mbappé ninja turtle


ElectricalMud2850

We finally get the answer of what ninja turtle is his favorite depending on what color mask he chooses.


lebkong

It'll be black almost assuredly. Shredder Mbappe incoming. 


Fireclap

He becomes the 5th ninja turtle


TheExistence

Sword, sai, staff, nunchucks, boner


KenHumano

If he goes with a ninja turtle color instead of black, my estimation of Mbappe as a man will skyrocket.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

If it's orange Michaelangelo  it will go even higher. I bet he's a Leonardo guy though. 


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Black mask, gonna be the last ronin.


raven2474life

The color he picks determines everything we know about him… is he cool but rude or is he a party dude?


ZeroMomentum

Why don’t he pull his head back in the shell? Is he stupid?


Icemna16

Face mask Mbappe era incoming


Shinkopeshon

Osimbappe 🐢


magic-water

Donatellooooooo


tokengaymusiccritic

"Mbappe has never scored an unmasked goal at the Euros" incoming


Possiblyreef

Bonjour Clarise ftftftftftftftft


Robinsonirish

Should go with the LeBron facemask: https://imgur.com/a/B0gCEg0


GrandePersonalidade

[No. I'm thinking more of something like this](https://boonsartshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/DSC01830.jpg)


looeeyeah

Going full TMNT!


Batuhan_I20

Holy shit I think it’s broken that looked nasty


2ndfastestmanalive

Imagine it’s more painful than most would expect too. The nose seems to be a lot more sensitive for pain


No-Shoe5382

Having broken my nose 4 times, its surprisingly actually not very painful. I had one a bit like Mbappe's where I got a cricket bat in the face and I didn't actually know anything was wrong with me until somebody showed me a picture and my nose was half way across my face.


asetniop

I took a surfboard (my own) in the face and the biggest indicator that my nose was broken was the crunching sound. And the blood, of course. But in terms of pain of course it hurt but it wasn't anything outrageous.


Verifixion

The worst part is having to breathe through your mouth for a week or two


kit_mitts

I'm sure Harry Kane could give him lessons


Hype_Magnet

That was a nasty line from you


Angry_Old_Dood

I swear on me daughters life I didn't mean nuffin by it


TehSakaarson

*Cole Palmer enters the chat*


FBall4NormalPeople

Between the packing in your nose, the blot clots that need rinsing out and the mouth breathing the recovery is worse than the moment of injury. Mine wasn't that long ago and so there's still a chance it can misalign again, and I'm fucking dreading the possibility.


NicoTheNicoh

Yeah I also broke my nose 2 times, believe me I prefer to break my nose 10 times than dislocate my shoulder once


OfftheGridAccount

Broke my nose while I dislocated and broken my arm in a fall, didn't even knew I had broken my nose until I got to the hospital and they did a skull Xray Having your shoulder out of your socket sucks tho


LondonNoodles

I fell down a set of 10 stairs face first when I was a kid, I jumped back up and continued playing until I saw the horrified faces of other people. I remember saying all the way to the hospital "I swear it doesn't hurt at all"


denis-vi

Same. I fell after slipping on ice and my hands were in my pockets so I fell face first. I got up ashamed of falling as people were laughing and then they said 'why the fuck is your nose like that'. I touched it and realised it was bent one way. The problem came about 30 mins later when the nose bleed wasn't stopping and I started losing conscience. 😂😂


sangueblu03

Broken nose isn’t really painful as long as you haven’t damaged your bone on the sides of the nose


Craizinho

Nah, initial impact for a couple or hours or so but then there's no pain when left alone. obviously sensitive to touch for a few days after tho


hauttdawg13

Broken my nose once. It’s not that painful but the messed up airflow can be rough.


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JadeandCobalt

Welcome to La Liga refs


Bonemarrowchutney

As soon as I saw Gil was the ref, I knew ahit was only about to go downhill


ripdip77

Gil isn’t a ref


justleave-mealone

The ref was atrocious. I wasn’t super surprised.


alexconn92

Even his nose is against the far right


weebabyarcher

LMAO 💀


Microlabz

Blessed


ilovepenisxd

Actual head injury for once and they don’t stop the play


879190747

Insanely bad reffing. Austrian player called the ref to stop play.


PennyG

Refereeing was terrible. They missed a couple of obvious corners


garynevilleisared

Came here for this. This ref was awful all match. Mbappes injury was purely accidental but not stopping play for a clear head injury lol head too far up his ass to see the contact.


TimathanDuncan

Masked Mbappe will go crazy


rim261

Hopefully it's orange like Michaelangelo 


baddumbtsss

He needs to say Cowabunga if he scores


Braaanchy

I also broke my nose playing football this year, so I’m basically Mbappé


Marem-Bzh

Hard to argue with that logic


annoyingbanana1

But better


med_belguesmi69

he’s copying you bro. he’s you not the other way


TonyTuck

I've you tagged as "*basically Mbappé*" now.


Maleficent_Repeat850

That shits broken


JoaoNevesBallonDOr

How long will he be out for?


nauett

He should just play it safe and sit it out from here in my completely unbiased opinion


Swipehh

Definitely not play the game vs the Netherlands


MrRawri

Maybe he can play with a mask? idk


Shepherdsfavestore

Unless he has a concussion along with it


JRMiel

According former medical staff member of France national team, if the nose need an operation to straighten the nasal septum back, there is an absolute need for healing. At least 15 days of healing for this kind of operation. So no MBappe until 1/8 or even 1/4 (if France qualifies)


rim261

Hopefully, 2-5 years domestically 


chimichangas_24

I had a similar injury a few years ago. If it's not a serious fracture, the nose could be put back into its place and he should be good to play with a mask next game.


Daemonioros

Yeah it really depends on how complex the break is. If it's a simple break and can be put back into place correctly then he could go ahead and play the next game. Complicated break however and he might need surgery to be able to properly breath through his nose again. And that could take him out for at least a week maybe even multiple.


GreatSpaniard

wear a mask and he'd be ok i think


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Probably has to call it quits on his career.


ScentedPasta

Protective face mask for the rest of the Euros and then surgery after it finishes. Doubt he misses any matches.


brolyjiren

Might be broken


rambo_zaki

It definitely is broken.


baldsaiyan

https://imgur.com/a/ONyukE0


Gobaxnova

That’s absolutely fucked


LiteratureNearby

Oh that looks painful


simz1437

That looks horrendous


bigpappawes

That is a crooked nose now. Wow


Free_Management2894

You can realign it while it's broken. They probably have good medical support.


DildoFappings

That's gotta hurt like a bitch tho. And it's gonna be hard to breathe if it's not 100% alright. Which is a big blow for a footballer.


DeRangedRykeR

>That's gotta hurt like a bitch tho. Actually it does not but that recovery tho . Breathing from your mouth, stuffy nose . That recovery part is very uncomfortable.


It_hurtswhen_IP

For how long will he be out if broken??


Nekaps

He won't you can play with a broken nose will just get a mask


It_hurtswhen_IP

Are you positive?? I’d figure it’d be safe if he doesn’t play next game


Grimolas

I agree


Disastrous_Parsnip45

Should not play for the rest of the group games. They just need one more point to qualify, right? Why risk it.


RN2FL9

Aren't the masks after it's at least somewhat healed up? Maybe sit out the next game just to be safe.


Cqrfxy

When I broke my nose doctor said 0 sport and no strain for 2 weeks minimum. But with Mbappe they might play him anyway.


The--Mash

Your doctor probably didn't think you had the hopes of a nation on your shoulders tbf


Marem-Bzh

How dare you


It_hurtswhen_IP

That would be incompetent negligence if they do. That’s why I’m saying that at least one game rest is needed


phlipphlopp

Busted his beak


thesecondfire

Mbappe was tired of the ninja turtle jokes, will be going for Batman comparisons the next game


le_meme_kings

And he didn't leave without a little yellow for delaying lmso


mickey2329

Not delaying, trying to get the subs made after the ref ignored them twice


CurlyFrenchFry555

yeah ref was incompetent. didn’t stop play and allow substitution for a head injury. failed at his job in protecting the players. he should be sanctioned


bretticus733

There's no way that's not a broken nose


1ncognito

That was rough, his nose seems to take the full force of the impact


Cerb1320

Broken nose?


TheBlueTango

Now we get to see the ninja turtle with a mask


assassincyborg99

batman mbappe is otw


Stonewalled89

When it's Nose vs Shoulder, there's only ever going to be one winner


GreyDaze22

Hope nothing too serious


franco821

Thats a broken nose for sure!


Garad-

It’s sad and he needs to be subbed, but……WE’RE GETTING NINJA TURTLE MPABBE 🥷


Kiwizqt

as if he didn't already had problems doing headers, man is never jumping again


HectorJ

[Not looking good](https://i.imgur.com/UXkP0s6.jpeg)


oscarpaterson

In my expert opinion that may be broken


Indydegrees2

Madness that he's back on


synteze

Broken 100%


Pilbzz

Yo that looks broken af


Old-Carry-107

This is chaos lol.


shy247er

Incoming... https://i.imgur.com/iyRsXYD.jpeg


VinumNoctua

He has to wear an orange mask now, right?


TheIndependentNPC

wtf is wrong with ref?


box-art

That's a broken nose, its literally partially on the left side of his face.


BentancurFan

Masked Mbappe going to score hattricks every game now


whatthefuckistime

Definitely broken, any doctors in the chat let us know if he'll miss the competition?


gokusaiya1

inb4 the ninja turtle mask reveal


KeepitSill

The Euros are not ready for face mask Mbappe


Rino-Sensei

Masked Mbappe is about to go HARD


WaterMittGas

This might affect his tournament


Swipehh

Holy… that’s a break and a half. That’s no bueno


Cum_Smurf

Lmao yeah send him back in


eetuu

Oooofff...that's nasty.


Ainsyyy

France have been unlucky with their blood injuries


nasryyy

Undashing Mbappe incoming


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Oof... that looks nasty!


winniekawaii

Oof that’s a hard hit


Soberdonkey69

Mbappé transforming into a turtle…jokes aside that is broken, hope he’s okay.


potentially_potent

I’m no doctor, but that looks like a broken nose bleed


Fairlytallguy

Please give him a mask that is red, blue, purple or orange.


LOCALRAT77

So many stops this game, god damn


Takuma13_

He's going to look like a Ninja Turtle for real if he wears a mask. >_<


Suspicious_Master

After Dupont with a mask, it's Mbappé turn