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AggravatingPay1015

Now Belgium vs france here we go


Unhappy-Cup-1274

Belgium played like they wanted to face France


n22rwrdr

Pathetic display 


fnord123

Imagine paying for a flight/train, tickets, hotel to watch KDB hold the ball in the corner to kill the game when it's 0-0. Absolutely shameful.


ExtraPockets

So many teams playing negative football for fear of going out at the group stage. What happened to going out with a bang and heads held high?


lettersputtogether

Having thirds qualify makes things more interesting for the final matchday but rewards defensive play. Like teams are going through with 3 draws


PossibleFridge

Getting through to the quarter finals of a world cup with only draws is my country's biggest achievement. Fuck Schillaci.


LewisDKennedy

Looking forward to the next World Cup then! We’ll get 12 groups worth of defensive play, double what we’re getting now!


tellymundo

Gregg licking his lips as we speak


Rocky-Arrow

We couldn’t comprehend the 4D chess USSF and the English FA were playing when they hired the most boring, defensive mangers in Berhalter and Southgate. They foresaw how the future World Cup was going to be.


Georg_Steller1709

I reckon this tournament is defined by the lack of jepordary. And 3rd place qualifiers are to blame. I wish they would revert to 16 teams next euro


Cadel_Fistro

> What happened to going out with a bang and heads held high? That has absolutely never been a trend


tripsafe

Lmao I can't believe someone with an England flair said that. As if the English media and the country would applaud the team as they come home after getting knocked out in the group stage because they played some exciting football.


RAZBUNARE761

Football in general been more negative and result focussed. In the way they play but also the players. Guys like özil or berbatov are sorely missed imo. At this point Spain is the most fun team and one of the few.


saturnx9

I actually think Austria have been the most entertaining. They’ve really gone after it for each match.


solidwobble

Imo Turkey have been great fun too


Lance_the_Lamp

I thought Albania was fun to watch as well


Jase_the_Muss

Turkey have been great but have made some absolutely suicidal mistakes. If they can iron out the crap could be exciting going forward.


dn0348

Spain and Austria both. They absolutely do not come off the gas pedal at any point in the game


Deucer22

Croatia kept attacking against Italy.


[deleted]

Early vacation


Random0cassions

France played like they wanted to play Belgium too. Best buds them lot


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

Brothers, nephews, lovers. (the Dutch are jealous)


yopipo2486

so we get beaten by France, AGAIN


walleaterer

bro u won vs the mighty romania, baguette is nothing


thatdani

When you defeat merdenelele, you still have a shot at the baguettes.


AstronomerKooky5980

Belgium will be put out of their misery


ErikJonesCircleJerk

So we just gonna act like France hasn’t been pretty ass too?


Flashbirds_69

To be fair our defense has been solid I would argue, especially when you consider 12 goals have been scored in the other 3 matches. This is by far the most important thing in KO stage.


PrimeTimeInc

Lukaku and KDB could drop a masterclass and make it difficult regardless of how well France’s defense has been. They are due. I’d still bet on France.


Yooitsmehaah

You've seen this Lukaku for the past 3 matches and you think he will magically perform a masterclass?


PrimeTimeInc

They’ve both been pretty ass tbh but he has had 3 offside goals in fairness. Counts for shit but it’s not outside the realm of possibility one or both of them drops a blinder. It’s more likely, however, that turtle bro drops a hat trick so people remember what he looks like in a France uni.


AstronomerKooky5980

Yeah, but we gotta check who was more ass between France and Belgium 😃


redmistultra

They having a mid-off


4djain2

We'll join them as the truly terrible trio


sharkbait_oohaha

The Assix Powers


fkmeamaraight

Agreed Ass-to-Ass game


purplegreendave

Bring Hazard out of retirement


PPSSPPGamer

call up gignac again


hockeybrianboy

Yea but Deschamps France has a proven track record of looking exactly this pedestrian and then going deep. Their style is more effective when they play the better teams later in the tournament; the further up the field and more of the ball you have, the more space behind for Mbappe to counter.


thatdani

France, even in their current state, is still leagues above this Belgium team. It will *not* be close IMO.


schoki_banana

It's their fault tbh... They weren't even eager to score a goal..


GizmekGalaxy

It's really funny how a team with 4 points won't make it to the Ro16 due to being last in their group, but a few 3rd places with 3 points will.


danhoang1

Yeah if the "ranked 3rd-place teams" were changed to "ranked non-top-2 teams" then Ukraine would've made history as a rare 4th place team that made it to knockout stage


zdrahon

Yeah but then you're making teams even more dependent on games they have no control over.


DJMOONPICKLES69

But then it’s more like an actual wildcard. The top performing teams that didn’t get guaranteed spots should go, imo


pargofan

But then you need all 6 groups to play at the same time. Otherwise, you could face a situation where all 4 of the teams in group E would play for a draw. Because that would guarantee they'd all qualify and were relatively content with the seeding, but didn't want to risk not qualifying - as a loss may cause that to happen.


Trillination

That’s some 9D chess


pargofan

Not really. All 4 group E teams know if they draw, they advance. If they win, they help their seeding. But if they LOSE, they're OUT. Belgium is probably confident enough that they won't lose, and so they'll try to win. But the other 3? I could see how they'd be happy with a draw, so all of them will be tentative. Plus, it might not even start that way, but as teams continue playing and it's a tie, they may be content with it. They may simply not attack as much.


Alphabunsquad

Pretty rare though you get four teams on three points going into game 3


PedanticSatiation

The groups are not the same. We can't say that one team getting 4 points in an easy group performed better than a team getting 3 points in a group of death.


DJMOONPICKLES69

And we can’t say a team getting 3 points in an easy group is more deserving than a team that got 4 in a group of death. That logic works both ways


InflationMadeMeDoIt

exactly that's why it makes no sense to compare points between the groups


fuscati

I think this would be bad. It would make it possible for the fourth team of a group to qualify and not the third. This would happen because head-to-head does not make sense in a multi-group untie criterium


vidoeiro

That is easy to fix just make the first untie criteria if on the same points group position and only goal difference after.


Everlastingitch

i dont like this 24 format... do 16 or do 32... i dont mind either version. or do groups with 6... but 24 teams like this sucks


Scary-Perspective-57

I just hate how there is this invisible group of potential 3rd place teams that we're all somehow supposed to keep track of.


yuriydee

This format sucks….honestly 3rd place shouldnt go thru.


release_the_pressure

Bring in the 32 team Euros. 8 groups of 4 with top 2 going through. Yes qualification is then pointless, but it can be replaced by more Nations league games and qualifying through that.


yuriydee

Yes this is what they should do. Because i doubt we are ever going back to 16 team format.


spadasinul

Who expected Romania to top this group though? LETS GOO


MRM20021030

Me everbody laughed when I said it🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴


Klopped_my_pants

Nice call. Any stocks you’re looking at buying haha?


MRM20021030

Us in the quater finals


Vasile187

If we pass slovenia or netherlands i am happy with that performance.


Eindacor_DS

hell yeah, believe in your team!!!


hakoharald

Same here, my biggest hot take payed off


mns

I talked shit about the boys and now I am sorry. Better sorry than being right.


greg_r_

If Italy hadn't scored that 98th minute goal, Hungary would have been eliminated. Crazy butterfly effect.


Kingslayer1526

I mean if Czech Republic win today then Hungary are out anyways


JovanREDDIT1

Unexpected Georgia 1-0 win incoming


bighlad


Wide_Thought7589

This is all your fault


RabiaGunslinger

Hey


fivewaysforward

Well....


PonchoSham

Who are you


danirijeka

Technically speaking it's not 1-0


EagleEye_FalconArrow

JUST SCORED THE SECOND, WTF-


Andryushaa

Absolute cinema 👐


JovanREDDIT1

Well I was wrong…


yoursolame

It's 2 0 for them rn sooo


Alternative-Fill-799

Or Czech draw and Georgia defeat Portugal, then Hungary is eliminated for sure


Mubar06

After that Csoboth winner would be kinda brutal


hockeybrianboy

And if Scotland hasn’t passed that ball to Switzerland, they see that game out and don’t need to press late against Hungary, they could’ve had 4 points and go through. A low scoring game with only 3 matches like tournament football always has lots of butterfly effect moments.


MZero_0

Romania on 1st place, as expected. HAI ROMANIAAAAAAAAAAA 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴


edi12334

Never doubted the NT during the qualifiers!


indo_silver_cactus

Didn't expect 4 points with Switzerland. Pleasant surprise.


edi12334

That ball hitting Puscas head on the 2-2 was goated (Mihaila too despite how bad he was vs Israel iirc)


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Just like we drew it up


djama

alo, salut....


zhawadya

Numa numa all day


BloodyPants

blessed day


silenthills13

Congrats guys, well fucking done!


kostasnotkolsas

DA DA DUMLA DUMLA DA MADE IN ROMANIA


Vagabond21

My brackets all fucked up


BeyondTheStars22

We're all romania on this blessed day


ohtosweg

Romania going from drawing vs. Liechtenstein to topping their group in less than 3 weeks is quite the turnaround.


-Gh0st96-

We also topped our qualifying group lol


BriscoCounty83

We took a page out of Sun Tzu: "appear weak when you are strong" :)))


WhoCares223

did the Netherlands and Austria suck all the air out of the room? Only shit games since that one ended


kenny3die

Everybody is so cautious, that they rather go out with a goalless draw than take any risk prior to the 80th minute.


Sem073

That's what happens when third place finishers go through.


afito

Part of the problem is how set in stone the tournament tree & 3rd place table are at this point, it heavily influences what teams want to do. You're actually at an *insane* advantage the later your group plays on the final matchday, straight up designed to encourage matchfixing really. Teams won't really do it but realistically it's all the current system encourages.


Individual_Attempt50

Romania and Slovenia both happy with a draw


chiemoisurletorse

36 games to eliminate Ukraine, Albania, Scotland and Georgia


[deleted]

Georgia’s not out yet, they advance if they beat Portugal.


Scalamere

I would rather they added 8 more teams to the groups than the third place shit


yuriydee

3rd place finish going thru in Euros has absolutely fucked the tournament in quality


whethervayne

Reminds me of South Africa 2010 World Cup.


Amargaladaster

Romania-Slovakia was good until 80th min, the monsoon killed it.


SchighSchagh

yeah the ball was bouncing and rolling as if deflated. pretty funny considering it only rained for like 5-10 minutes


HippoRealEstate

But what a rain it was


hockeybrianboy

…. Romania Slovakia was anything but shit; you’d think both needed to win the first like 80 minutes. Was anything but boring; rare case of both actually playing too risky given they only needed a draw but a loss would’ve eliminated them.


shrek_kerhs

This entire round has been shit, we were the only 2 countries to score 2 or more goals All other games from the third round ended 0-0 1-0 or 1-1


mxbxp

There is a big free (sponsored) betting game going on in Germany with millions playing. There is one user betting on a 0-0 every single game. The first 2400 players each Matchday win a 240€ travel gift card. That user is in the top 1000 rn.


the_boner_owner

That's genuinely shocking


Taston95

Romania vs Slovakia was pretty fun.


pwndnoob

till God said "hey guys I'm gonna cause a downpour so yall chill"


bocojaLFC

Euro started great with 2 first rounds, but this last round is very disappointing overall


1einspieler

Group F will be better because Czechia and Georgia will get eliminated if they don’t win


Revolution64

It's just the pressure of losing that's holding everyone back


Hat-Trick_Hero

Since the double matches at the time started, the only game that's been entertaining (at least for me) has been the Austria v Netherlands game. The rest have just been disappointing.


kakje666

the first game between Romania and Ukraine ( won 3-0 by Romania ) decided the 1st and 4th places


LDQQXDJ

Ukraine’s disaster class against Romania cost them


BriscoCounty83

you mean Romania's masterclass


Manul_Supremacy

Both


Galaticvs

Poor Trubin didn't deserve this


Manul_Supremacy

Yup. Don't want to see anything resembling Lunin in goal for a long time


HunterWindmill

Strange considering how good he was for Madrid


Galaticvs

that's true, but I think the nerves all these players go through in games like these when they're representing their own colors is a bit different, I'd say the own goals reflect that a bit maybe


ednorog

It was just a meltdown. It happens. They did pretty well to recover from it. Sad they have to go.


shadoowkight

Smiles all around, unless you are Ukraine.


plaYeRUnknwn

perfectly balanced, as all things should be


RedTuesdayMusic

Not quite, the goal differences are different. Group E in '94 World Cup had all teams on 4 points and 0 GD


Minimum-1223

The E stands for equality


BriscoCounty83

Group of death but Dracula's sons do not fear death :)


edi12334

What s death to an immortal being?


bvengers

Can't believe Spain Germany Portugal France Begium all ended up same side of draw


allende911

I hope I don't betray my age with this comment, but  Ukraine really is the **bad luck Brian** of the group


vprakhov

Losing 3-0 to Romania was absolutely unacceptable, and there was no bad luck involved in that game.


andy18cruz

But going out with 4 points sucks


AdvertisingPretend98

They did play well the last two games. Disappointing.


DFrek

u've betrayed your age, hag


mzp3256

Ukraine was lucky to get out of groups at the last Euros, as they only got 3 points from beating North Macedonia by 1 goal.


-Skinner-

Now, football gods give us England.


Shanks404

England instead of Spain AND the easier side of the bracket? Hell yeah


hockeybrianboy

I desperately want to see England play Austria so the whole world can see how actually shit Southgate is; different style but Ragnick could legit embarrass them as bad as Iceland did he’s that much better of a manager and this Austria has that much better of a game plan.


Shanks404

I would also like to see that but it would have to be in the semi final.


TonyMartial786

what a crazy group lmao (all on 4) 🤯. fair play/congrats to romania coming top, not many would have expected that. but that’s brutal for ukraine. got more points than others that are making it through. denmark and slovenia didn’t even win a game, and one less point than england 😭. that first game killed them tho.


carnageandculture

How the hell did this group get to this? Happy for Romania tho


TommyleTerror

Romania has been so fun to watch. They're organized, fast, willing to push forward and make runs. They play some very fun football and deservedly top the group based on their performance.


flippingcorgi

first time i’ve seen it


bushwickauslaender

Happened in '94 too, only that the positions were decided by goals in favor as they all had 4 points and a GD of 0. Norway got the boot that time around having beaten group leaders Mexico in the opening match.


edd1948

Hai baietiiiiiii


Tobyfan96

A 4pt team is eliminated, that's incredible considering how the other groups have been played


SuspiciousMaximum265

Romania played awesome. Great job neighbours!


ahtuu

Insane how much Ukraine match counted for us, we need that masterclass again for R16


Specific-Savings-429

If the opponents will do the same ukraine did, that is underestimate romanian team and expect you guys to roll over and take it deep.  Id expect another banger 3-0 for Romania.


Cosmeeeeeeeeen

Aduceti-ne adversari!!!!


slowrin

SA VINA BRAZILIA!


RazvanDH

Real Madrid sau nimic. Nu ne e frica de nimeni!


edi12334

Sunt cam praf si aia, n au reusit decat egal cu Costa Rica (fara Navas) si sunt pe 6 in calificari:)))


kartier7

Să vină Costa Rica atunci.


walleaterer

ez game ez lyfe


Unusualway

🇷🇴 L2p ty for tutorial 🇷🇴


Loud_Guardian

Let Ukraine stay, send England home


HotPotatoWithCheese

Send France and Italy home as well


slemy

Puscas > Lukaku


Snoo-27292

The Romanian Puskas


ratonbox

Even the dead one would be less offside.


SleepyNightingale2

Honestly Puscas really is a ... Lukaku if he was wayyy worse. His strong points are basically the same, hold up play and deflections. His weak points are the same, especially his first touch (edit) and reaction speed. But he's .... well, 1 Euro store Lukaku! XD


SloGeorge

If this holds up it's either Slovenia, Romania, Turkey or Austria in the semis lmao


NickProko

Group D(readful) and Group (E)pic.


frandus

This looks so surreal.


ThatCuteRaccon

I've been waiting for this since 2000


WoweeZoweeDeluxe

Who do netherlands play next?


ValleyFloydJam

probably England but if group F produces a 3rd place team they face Romania.


BritishOnith

Who do England play in that case?


g46152

Slovakia


Soren_Camus1905

Every time I have watched Romania it's been a lot of fun


Sawl23

We re the embodiment of “ sometimes good, sometimes maybe shit “ just that we do both in the same game or one extreme in one game and one extreme the very next. We re an unknown even for ourselves, that can t be not entertaining


singabro

Every team finishes on same points Romania wins group What is this timeline?


Alternative_Sense_54

Group of death.


BeyondTheStars22

Didn't realize the E stood for Equal


iosdeiu

As expected of course


random_handle_123

Dang, win the group and get Netherlands as a reward...


Temporary_Giraffe865

Thought head-to-head counted before GD, shouldn't Slovakia be ahead of Belgium? Edit: Cannot happen because other head-to-head's in the group, go figure. 


AstronomerKooky5980

Then Belgium should be above Romania, but Romania cannot be behind Slovakia. It's a catch-22, so they revert to other means of differentiation, i.e. scored goals.


mXonKz

can’t head to head if they’re all level on 4 points


NoBitchesSince2005

It technically is H2H, it's just that it's between all 4 teams


Luke92612_

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE ROMANIAAAAAAAAAAA💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴


AdminEating_Dragon

Romania will face Slovenia in the Round of 16, and the winner will face Austria/Turkey in the QF... ...as long as Czechia and Georgia are eliminated. Turkey, we re counting on you to eliminate the Czechs and give us an underdog in the Semi!


Sheesh284

Romania for the win!


raziel_beoulve

tbh I see a nil nil from Belgium vs France lol


Individual_Attempt50

Congratulations Romania , predicted them to reach quarter finals


Euphoric_Loan8465

Who will Romania face next in the knockouts?


SleepyNightingale2

If no one from Group F gets 3rd place, Slovenia, and the final table will have a semi-finalist from Romania / Slovenia vs Turkey / Austria. Truly the dankest timeline. If Czechia beats Turkey than .... the Netherlands, puke. Netherlands would literally be awarded for losing to Austria in that case, as they'd get a really good bracket >.>


OkCheesecake5894

Just according to keikaku (Translator's note: keikaku means plan)