Basically he stopped getting play time at Norwich for whatever reason, he looked pretty decent in 19/20 especially in that 1 game against City where Norwich were incredible. I think he got loaned out to Bournemouth for a while and did nothing there as well. Last January he signed for Rangers and immediately tried to make himself the character of fan-favourite, he has almost had main-character syndrome. So all us Celtic fans and that started calling him TikTok Todd for the banter (Scottish fans are pretty chill with that stuff) and he just continued it. Got a loud reception of boos at Celtic Park yesterday, and he’s not even that good. If you’re going to talk the talk, then at least walk the walk (walking not ideal for football, but still). Haven’t hated one of their players so much for years, at least guys like Morelos was funny with his goal-scoring drought against us (especially missing a penalty in the 2019 League Cup final where they dominated us but we scraped with 10 men).
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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None, since violence ain’t a solution.
To try and hit some awareness into someone like James Tomkins for example by aggressively shooting some rough verbal shots, that’s like Adriano: imperative.
Can't blame you as a Liverpool fan. Hendo betrayed literally all he stood for and acted horribly for a club legend, captain, and betrayed all of what he stood for when it comes to LGBTQ. No one forced him to be a spokesperson for LGBTQ, but he chose to do so and to find out that he would sell out to become even richer when he's already rich as shit is honestly painful as a Liverpool fan.
Absolutely this. And get Milner to do some shithousery on Carlos 1st so the guy is really fucking angry, just to add a little zest to his free kick power.
And use an old school leather ball, not one of the beach balls they use today.
And Carlos has to take the free kick twice due to encroachment. What’s that, Hendo was knocked out with the 1st one? NP - let him take on the draught excluder role, and Carlos can hit a daisy cutter.
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As a Liverpool fan, I love the guy and totally understand this at the same time. He's the perfect wind-up merchant. One of the best at it. Never does too much to get a red, but is constantly under opposition players' skin.
That being said, Messi was acting like an entitled 5 year old brat at the anfield game and totally deserved the shove to the back of his head. Robertson did say he overdid it afterward, though.
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Vinicius jr or rodrygo, vinicius cause he looks like an idiot and rodrygo is insufferable he always acts like a victim after he provoke the players especially after argentina v brazil
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No dude, but rodrygo was really a douche by calling argentine players cowards after not wanting to play the argentina v brazil match because argentinians fans getting hurt, he is also a mediocre player overrated as vinicius, dude only had one good season and is enough for being called a world star class player.
I don't know about players but it's a tie between Sean Dyche and Rwoy Hodgson for sheer comedy value but if I had to pick players it's Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher gaffer tapped together and at point blank range for me..
John Terry, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Rooney and Gary Neville.
I couldn’t pick just one. I’m British but the players with the worst personalities who you just want to see get their heads kicked in always seem to also be British.
The younger players like Foden etc don’t make me wanna punch them, they’re much more grounded and don’t act like they want to fight everyone.
it’s the 90s to early 2000s players that were complete morons.
Todd Cantwell, Goldbridge’s quote from years ago is perfect “Cantwell, swap the A for a U you fucking nobhead”
That’s so Mark
What happened to him? He was almost pretty good
Basically he stopped getting play time at Norwich for whatever reason, he looked pretty decent in 19/20 especially in that 1 game against City where Norwich were incredible. I think he got loaned out to Bournemouth for a while and did nothing there as well. Last January he signed for Rangers and immediately tried to make himself the character of fan-favourite, he has almost had main-character syndrome. So all us Celtic fans and that started calling him TikTok Todd for the banter (Scottish fans are pretty chill with that stuff) and he just continued it. Got a loud reception of boos at Celtic Park yesterday, and he’s not even that good. If you’re going to talk the talk, then at least walk the walk (walking not ideal for football, but still). Haven’t hated one of their players so much for years, at least guys like Morelos was funny with his goal-scoring drought against us (especially missing a penalty in the 2019 League Cup final where they dominated us but we scraped with 10 men).
Mark if you're reading this Cuntwell walks into this United to team
Fidget spinner fraud
Courtois I will avenge DeBrine
Debrane*
Debrain
Thebrain
Debrun
Kevin
Kevini jr
Killjoy
Joystick
Raze
This nickname actually fits him. He's literally the brain of the team. Let's make it gappen!
Who's that? Is that Saltwater Kev? Like usually Kev but bigger and more aggressive?
my wife(Megan rapinoe)😞😞
I also chose this guys wife
He’s my husband!! Megan is cheating on me?? How dare he
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Isn't even a counter
My 🐪 so he can get other penalty! #roadto1000goals
Penalty for Argentina!
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The song should be amended: “don’t cry because of Argentina”
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bruno fernanjshhh or antony. Honorable mention to gabriel christ the redeemer
João Felix, CR7, or basically any Portuguese player, I guess.
Christian Romero, Di Maria, Aguero
Garnacho to realign the entire structure so he doesn't look like a bottled plastic surgery job.
He looks like Ashton Kutcher having a stroke
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Cold tomato soup it is!
Yank here. Jordan pickford, but it might have the effect of making him look even bitchier somehow
Cunty face and no teeth’s. That’s a proper Brit
Mason greenwood
Tbf having Carlos take a freekick at his face is tame. What about a Riise Thundercunt to his balls?
Or a Cuti Romero "special".
David Hirst has the hardest recorded premier league shot at 114mph, would love to see that smash into Greenwood's chops
Greenwood, Antony, Bruno, Garnacho,....oh wait, they all play the same club?
None, since violence ain’t a solution. To try and hit some awareness into someone like James Tomkins for example by aggressively shooting some rough verbal shots, that’s like Adriano: imperative.
Liverpool fan ryt?
Joelinton or Bruno G 🤔 . Dealers choice
Bruno G for Sure
Or joelinton
Jordan Henderson.
Can't blame you as a Liverpool fan. Hendo betrayed literally all he stood for and acted horribly for a club legend, captain, and betrayed all of what he stood for when it comes to LGBTQ. No one forced him to be a spokesperson for LGBTQ, but he chose to do so and to find out that he would sell out to become even richer when he's already rich as shit is honestly painful as a Liverpool fan.
Absolutely this. And get Milner to do some shithousery on Carlos 1st so the guy is really fucking angry, just to add a little zest to his free kick power. And use an old school leather ball, not one of the beach balls they use today. And Carlos has to take the free kick twice due to encroachment. What’s that, Hendo was knocked out with the 1st one? NP - let him take on the draught excluder role, and Carlos can hit a daisy cutter.
Fuckin hate that cunt's face so much
bruno for sure. twice.
My man would take the bullet for Hitler / Bin Laden
Garnacho, fully pumped mitre, freezing cold day. No more than 5 yards out. Thank you.
Nothing stings more than a fully pumped mitre on a freezing cold day. That’s a meeting god kind of pain
Man United fan so I don’t like how all my first thoughts were United players. Richarlison tho
Anthony Gordon, a face doesn’t get more punchable than that 💯
McTominey
McTomineey
Louis Suarez
*Laeouis Suarez
\*Leauoaiees Suarez
[Ey, Loïííís](https://youtu.be/JVmijTKbsaI?si=8H_hd9ISoKdY1mYj)
Unfortunately he'd just burst the ball and carry on regardless
Cat Zouma 😎
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The way Bruno likes to stir shit up on the field & make other fans cry is fucking great, it might be the best thing of football
riquelme or maxi rodriguez if we’re talking at any point in history probably felipe melo if we’re talking current day
bro still salty about 2006
and 2010 and 2014 and 2018 pretty much every year since then
Gabriel Jesus he’s fucking shit and looks like a gingerbread man
Suarez right in the buckteeth
Jesus at Arsenal, his face always looks like he is about to cry
Sterling because he’s a bitch.
Bruno the rat for sure
Mbappe
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Richarlison, the pigeon needs to learn some fucking manners, needs to be put in his place
People realy like Richarlyson? I'm brazilian and I fucking hate him, he thinks he is CR7/Messi level and he is dog shit and acts like a douche
Bro thinks he's him after scoring a tap in from 2 yards out
Joey Barton
Straight up Di Maria. Heck, i’d even pay Carlos to do it again
Miguel Almiron and Garrincha Goat
Didier Deschamps
Joey Barton Kurt zuma
Bruno looks like he's already been blasted in the face with a football or ten
Nah you’d want John Arne Riise on it surely
I wanna see him bounce it off of Rashford’s big ass nose
Suarez 100%
Jackson for missing chances every game someone without legs could score
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I know John Terry's long since retired but fuck him anyway.
Calhanoglu
He and bruno fernandes never in same room, I insist they are the same person. Just as whiny and dirty as each other.
Wow, Garnacho but not out of a place of hate I just hope that if he hits him hard enough it’ll fix that fucking jaw.
Icardi or Paredes
Antony. Wanna see him rotate violently in circles after being smacked the shit out of by Roberto Calories.
Bro why rob catching strays
Zinchenko
Jorg Albertz into Diego Maradona's corpse head
Pique, Vidal, aguero
Raphinoe or Partey.
Zinchenko, give him something to cry about (satire)
Harry Maguire while smirking or Luis Suarez while smiling.
MATTY CASH.
Virgil van Dijk, without a second thought.
Anthony Gordon and Emiliano Martinez (this one would need to have his hands tied behind his back) oh and Kai Havertz
>Anthony Gordon Again?
The fuck did kai do to you?
Fucked his dad
wack choices
Neymar is the only correct answer.
messi
Then pendu will be the greatest of all time, under the machester oil yellows🐪🐪
Andy Robertson for me.
Seconded
As a Liverpool fan, I love the guy and totally understand this at the same time. He's the perfect wind-up merchant. One of the best at it. Never does too much to get a red, but is constantly under opposition players' skin. That being said, Messi was acting like an entitled 5 year old brat at the anfield game and totally deserved the shove to the back of his head. Robertson did say he overdid it afterward, though.
The Miz
But he has a hot wife.
"hot wife" or "hotwife"? There IS a difference.
Maybe, but he has tiny balls
Ramos
Any Manchester united player
Rodri
Idk any Inter player sounds fine to me
Antony the flop
Arsenal fans (I hope they complain the free kick was caused by the VAR "being against them" again)
Erik Lamela. Hate him from his Spurs days. I'd punch him in the face if I met him.
John McGinn for some reason
/uj kinda funny that we have rapists, abusers, etc playing right now and most people would still choose bruno because he's being annoying on the field
Luis Suarez, not only the racism but stealing Ghana's spot in the WC semi finals. Waka Waka...this times for Africa
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Messi
Patrice Evra
I second. The real jerk always gets downvoted.
Are you a racist Liverpool fan or what's the reason?
Ben chilwell
Romero
The 🤪👈🏼 guy
rodri
The Bruno’s! Probably Bruno G first though
Anthony Gordon. I think even his family would say his name to this question.
Vinicius jr or rodrygo, vinicius cause he looks like an idiot and rodrygo is insufferable he always acts like a victim after he provoke the players especially after argentina v brazil
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Yes all blacks are idiot provokers and all argentinshitians don’t have a history of being racist pieces of 💩
No dude, but rodrygo was really a douche by calling argentine players cowards after not wanting to play the argentina v brazil match because argentinians fans getting hurt, he is also a mediocre player overrated as vinicius, dude only had one good season and is enough for being called a world star class player.
Bruno G for sure
Bruno fernandes, Bernardo Silva, Antony Gordon, richarlison
Bruno Guimarães
Haaland
Ur mom
Bruno, Antony and Enzo
The time wasting ball boy that tried to ruin eden hazards career
[удалено]
Who hurt you?
[удалено]
Kante the kinda of man to kidnapp your daughter and then call you and say: Drakkar noir
Every dolphins of the game.
United fan. I approve.
Bruno, and Bruno.
Bruno Fernanch
100% this Portuguese fraud. Mf ugly anyways.
United has some real good contenders: Fernandes, Garnacho, Maguire, Antony, Ten Hag...
kai havertz
Whoever this goblin is
Ramsdale
Any given woman (Greenwood tribute)
Good choice on Bruno, without the swerve obviously!
Any of Manchester United players. They all look like failed nuclear projects, exept Højlund and Pellistri(I totally don't find them cute)
Bruno Farnashhhhhhhhhh Right into those bunny teeth
gavi
Casemiro
Neven Subotic. No contest.
Ribery
Vida
Pogba
I’m taking that freekick for myself and shooting it at myself (Counterproductive?)
I’d go Bruno, but could it be straight to his Tony balls?
/uj Cold tomato soup, see if it fixes his face. Pigeon guy, see if it fixes his... everything /Rj Benzema 15 times
Elite question hahahahaha
Y’all what did Garnacho do 😭
No one. I mean...why would i want this in the first place?
Garnacho
Trent 'Can't Defend' Alexander Arnold
James carragher
Roberto would miss, because Bruno never stays central
If there was Hitler, Bin Laden and Bruno in a room, and Carlos said he can only produce 2 kicks and I had to choose, it would be Bruno twice.
Turdchel
What about the Brazilian Bruno Fernandes that murdered his partner?
Pepe
I don't know about players but it's a tie between Sean Dyche and Rwoy Hodgson for sheer comedy value but if I had to pick players it's Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher gaffer tapped together and at point blank range for me..
Iain Dowie. Somewhere locked inside under that first layer is a handsome beast.
John Terry, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Rooney and Gary Neville. I couldn’t pick just one. I’m British but the players with the worst personalities who you just want to see get their heads kicked in always seem to also be British. The younger players like Foden etc don’t make me wanna punch them, they’re much more grounded and don’t act like they want to fight everyone. it’s the 90s to early 2000s players that were complete morons.
Prolly like half of the players that have been at man u, especially Roy Keane. Why does that club attract the worst kind of egotistical fucks.
Materazzi