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Everyone is claiming to have destroyed our season. I will add you to the list of Arsenal, Atalanta, Everton, Palace, West Ham and VAR. Thank god for Chelsea.
Don’t know what happened to the players but after the fa cup exit they seemed to just give up and went on a really bad run of form compared to the rest of the season.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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United can't win a game because ETH's shiny bald head reflects the floodlights into the eyes of the United player's eyes so they miss every shot and Onana can't see the ball to make a save.
The others I can understand at least there was at least *some* reasoning behind...but De Gea literally won the golden glove FFS. And now we've let in more than we've scored.
It's wild.
He was fucking wank in his final season he won the golden glove because the defence in front of him was the best in the league. De gea has not been a top 4 gk in the prem for going on 6 years
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Guys! Give Ten Hag $50 dollars to spend this summer and train the boys, I see it in them to get stronger legs and push for Europa next seasons, give Ten Hag time he can coach thesis boys better 💪
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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FUCK PRISTIANO PENALDO
HE'S THE PROBLEM.... he's the reason utd are so shit....
come on Glazers!!! GGMU!!
ETH ALL THE WAYYY!!!! 😩😩😩
shove that bald head in my ass
I fully expect United to beat Arsenal, it's football heritage, the ultimate jerk, shithousery at it's finest, Antony needs to spin and Maguire should score both goals in a 2-1 win to hand City one title before completely capitulating and handing them the second
Im pretty sure Man City have already paid for United's penalty and a few VAR errors against Arsenal for that fixture.
City are a very organised world class club, im sure they fix matches very early. Manchester Alumimitium Ltd or someshit has already probably recieved a 750k order from some random shell company based in the UAE.
No way a club of Man City's calibre would leave bribes this late.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Portugal 7 NK [1]
Germany 7 Brazil [1] Oscar (great goal)
NK 7 Portugal [1] The Supreme Leader will have you and your family expelled from life over this!
That never happened. We won the World Cup that year 🔥🔥🔥
Coca Cola FIFA World Cup ® and Budweiser Olympic Games ® double.
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This pic is so hard
When was the last time United finished with a negative goal differential? Don't think it has happened in the last 25 years. This team is that abysmal.
89/90 according to the BBC. A year they won the FA Cup... just saying... for a laugh ...
I wouldn't even be mad if that repeated Imagine City losing the final to a club with a negative GD
good god i would love that, but i may be biased as a united fan 😅
I’m a Liverpool fan and I’m conflicted. That is how bad you are. I could actually laugh at 115 FC if you beat them at Wembley.
United are absolutely awful, but they still destroyed Liverpool’s season 😂
Everyone is claiming to have destroyed our season. I will add you to the list of Arsenal, Atalanta, Everton, Palace, West Ham and VAR. Thank god for Chelsea.
Don’t know what happened to the players but after the fa cup exit they seemed to just give up and went on a really bad run of form compared to the rest of the season.
Arsenal was the kick in the balls for me. Getting pasted like that by a fellow title challenger is a sure sign you will come up short.
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I would love that too, not a united fan but just hare city with passion
115 FC losing to -3 GD FC is a headline that writes itself lol
Only justice if man city doesn’t win the league also
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The ultimate jerk I won't be mad, I want to see an ultimate battle between two Bald Fraud and who can jerk harder between the two of them.
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And we all know what happened in the two decades following that. United are back baby!!!
Trust the process. 🥲Cope
Football existed before 1992?
I mean, they came pretty close in 21/22, finishing on 0
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Man United and Ten Hag never failed us
Next season will be even better https://preview.redd.it/0r8to9srgvyc1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b07f71f50f64a97509e61dac3bea6ea0ad454e
Erik "'Sean "Osama Bin-Laden" Mcdermott" Ten Hag
Osama Ten Haggen
Peak sub content right here
Atleast Bin Laden was a good tactician Both are terrorists in their own ways
They are the PL champions of r/soccercirclejerk
Yank here, why did man united let themselves get swept? Are they the suns?
Are they the Washington Capitals of football?
You mean the leafs?
you mean the lightning (2019)?
You mean the Commanders?
*soccer
Crystal Palace is Man United father.
They’re aiming for a good draft pick next season.
The technical explanation is that they are cack.
They ran from the grind
Always was a big fan of CP!
Would you like me to share my personal CP pics with you?
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I ain’t clicking that on a CP thread
Why do you hate Crystal Palace so much :(
where do I start
𓅓?
Send da video
Of course Crystal Eagles win🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
Go birdsssss
rahhh SELAMAT PETANG Malaysia metioned 💥 💥
Could be worse
could be 4-1
That does sound worse.
wait till ten hag beats city and tghe glazers give him another year. please god please
In Australia, my housemate woke up at 5am to watch this lol
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Only Americans can make absolutely everything about politics
Are you talking to the AutoModerator? Sorry I don't hangout in circlejerk subs often.
This mf arguing w a bot what a bum
Do you even know what an argument is😂. Yank boy getting offended because someone called out his precious country
Imagine being so obsessed with Americans that you reply to a bot slating them and then reply to an observation by crying yank. You can move here if you want buddy, it’s ok.
its all Sancho's fault, why is he playing for BVB on a champions league semi final instead of helping his actual team? is he stupid?
I know, mid table football in the English farmers league is way more entertaining than the UCL semifinals.
Disallowed goal… Referees ruining Man United and Anthony goal streak smh
Bayern wants this bum to be their next manager LMFAO
Bayern wants the Bundesliga to lose the reputation of a farmers league, so they are hiring shit managers on purpose to lose titles.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Harry Kane fixed that issue for us
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bald *four*d again
Why didn't Manchester Reds just stick it in their goal hole? Are they stupid?
I want to stick it in your goal hole.
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United can't win a game because ETH's shiny bald head reflects the floodlights into the eyes of the United player's eyes so they miss every shot and Onana can't see the ball to make a save.
Man united relegated next season 🍾
Throw United in the bin, Govna’
Must be a look-a-like-, the real Anthony would be spinning
He's just spinning really fast. Like when car wheels go so fast they look like they're stationary.
Part of me is pissed I pulled up social media before watching the game, another part of me is glad I didn’t watch this game.
Can Bald Hag get any more finished than this?
When Chelsea let's you down Man united will be there for you.
Ronaldo waa the problem
Ten Hag: I can fix this team i just need to get rid of Jadon Sancho, Paul Pogba, Christiano Ronaldo, and David De Gea...
Forget to get rid of himself
The others I can understand at least there was at least *some* reasoning behind...but De Gea literally won the golden glove FFS. And now we've let in more than we've scored. It's wild.
He was fucking wank in his final season he won the golden glove because the defence in front of him was the best in the league. De gea has not been a top 4 gk in the prem for going on 6 years
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Was also like, exceptionally bad with the ball at his feet and picking a pass
Crying Ronaldo fanboys can’t avoid them even here lol
The fuck you just say about my 🐪
Whenever Chelsea disappoints, Manchester Reds delivers 👩🏻🦲
May not win the league cause of 115 oil exports, but damn spurs and united never failed to amaze me
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
supporting this club is taking its toll on me
When tf is my boy Shaw coming back!
I’m actually gunna kill myself
America’s team has won. Freedom eagles prevail.
Google CP 4 for more info
Why did Erik tin hat suboff Antony? Is he stupid?
United should buy Crystal Palace.
Bounce Back FC loses again
Fuck sake... At least Lando Won on Sunday...
Guys! Give Ten Hag $50 dollars to spend this summer and train the boys, I see it in them to get stronger legs and push for Europa next seasons, give Ten Hag time he can coach thesis boys better 💪
Ronaldo didn’t go to Vegas for this to happen
Can ten Hagh get any balder than this
Haaland is back to his Terminator form. United are screwed
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why don't Manchester red simply burn down the crystal palace
FUCK PRISTIANO PENALDO HE'S THE PROBLEM.... he's the reason utd are so shit.... come on Glazers!!! GGMU!! ETH ALL THE WAYYY!!!! 😩😩😩 shove that bald head in my ass
It’s like 10/ hags doesn’t want a job
/unjerk What app is that?
Sofascore
Fuck me... We're below Chelsea
Olise smoked glory glory guys.
There's only one United (Sheffield)
Goddamit Ronaldo and sancho are such a ass players
Revenge 
Olise man such a baller
Fantastic 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡
Eras end!
Can't believe the glazers played 4231 with all those injuries
Never left
Crystal Palace was looking like prime time Real Madrid tbh, they could have scored easily 2 more goals.
Onana was the only reason it wasn't 8 - 0
My goat antony😤
Game’s not gone
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What a shit club. The old hag will get sacked after this :(
I've been praying for Uniteds downfall and my prayers have been answered
Hi from r/all
I live for this shit
Ahahahhaahahahahahah
Maguire magic
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What losing 4-0 to CP does to a man.
You'd think a United fan would be used to this sort of ass reaming that they wouldn't be this broken after another
Ok but when are we gonna see you win something?
Literally won the community shield less than a year ago
I fully expect United to beat Arsenal, it's football heritage, the ultimate jerk, shithousery at it's finest, Antony needs to spin and Maguire should score both goals in a 2-1 win to hand City one title before completely capitulating and handing them the second
Did it give you flashbacks from Sunday watching the fourth goal go in?
Miserable cunt
Im pretty sure Man City have already paid for United's penalty and a few VAR errors against Arsenal for that fixture. City are a very organised world class club, im sure they fix matches very early. Manchester Alumimitium Ltd or someshit has already probably recieved a 750k order from some random shell company based in the UAE. No way a club of Man City's calibre would leave bribes this late. EDIT - got 3 bot replies with this comment. Is that a treble?
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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