Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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"I once was European Champion, but now I' am Shawarma King ^TM of Manchester!"
What MU does to a MF
I used to play for man U, now I play for menu. 😭
Thats amazing habibi ! My name is Erling Haaland, please give me a team from the bottom of the Menu
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
A durum with andalouse sauce please
Lukas Podolski in real life
look , people run past me like I'm a cone. so i opened a shawarma shop to stop them from running past my shop 
wtf is this gif it makes me want to impulsively throw grïks into the Aegean Sea.
Look what they have done to our TANK 😭
I wuz a footballer and shiet but India pays very less to Footballers so I started a Chicken Tikka shop instead of playing Tiki Taka 😔
lol very less
After today’s performance, yes plz
Not only can he let 8 plays past him, he can also easily serve 8 plates in less than 90 minutes.
Looks like if CR7 and Casemiro had a kid together.
that's an upgrade from what he is currently doing
Who is that?
Shawarma spit looks too thin, looks like he's been eating on the job too
Oh that’s why the call him the butcher. Kebob shop butcher of course.
El Farolito boutta be 2025 US Open Cup champs with Case at the 6.
CASEMENU 🍔
Bossman what do you need today