Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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The war was the Saudi League willing to spend as many moneys as possible. Switzerland was the Camel willing to sell himself for oil money. Oil money was oil money from the side of the allies, and blood money from the side of the axis (all kind of jewels and confiscated property from the people holocousted like Jews, gays, gypsies, etc)
Funny banter mate, wait till I see you nonce. Ya little wanker. I dare ya a million quid, to watch a couple of clips of our wonderkid Richarlison and see if you dare spout such rubbish.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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You guys have no creativity. Stop with these "outjerked" posts
Every other post is a repost from r/MCFC or r/Realmadrid or other cringe football meme subs with a caption "outjerked". It is not funny, there is no jerking, full of cringe and has no creativity. Even r/soccer is making fun of us. STOP REPOSTING.
The flags all overlap.
Estonia (Blue, Black, White)
Palestine (Black, White, Green)
Bulgaria (White, Green, Red)
Eritrea [a bit of a stretch] (Green, Red, Blue)
Armenia (Red, Blue Yellow)
Thank you for attending my vexillology class today. 5 flags down, 110 to go.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Reminds me of this one video I saw about a guy who correctly predicted several celebrity deaths down to the date months before they actually died and it turns out he posted videos for many celebrities for each day over three years and deleted all other videos of that celebrity except that of their death date once they died
I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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Spurs, messi, racist, bayern, dortmund, plastic, city, pulisic, mudryk, haaland, Brit, american Adama Traore, Argentina MLS, World Cup, penalty Ronaldo, Pep, Paris Mbappe,Conte or any goalkeeper, or Zlatan or Golf or Lingard, Greenwood
Lingardinho*
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen”
F off Conte.
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Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Switzerland during WW2:
Yank here I can't get this joke am I stupid? Can someone explain to me
Benzema was Switzerland's mvp with 15 headshot kills
Idk why in this sub when they say benzema the number 15 is included now I'm gonna search benzema 15 for more info
Don't forget Mane Vegas, Ronaldo 14 and Messi 115 (cm cock 😍😋😘).
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
And Garrincha Goat. Is he the Greatest Of All Time?
The war was the Saudi League willing to spend as many moneys as possible. Switzerland was the Camel willing to sell himself for oil money. Oil money was oil money from the side of the allies, and blood money from the side of the axis (all kind of jewels and confiscated property from the people holocousted like Jews, gays, gypsies, etc)
Damn
Something about supporting all (or no) sides
Yes
These are just the preliminary winners, they still have to play Spurs to decide the definitive one.
Funny banter mate, wait till I see you nonce. Ya little wanker. I dare ya a million quid, to watch a couple of clips of our wonderkid Richarlison and see if you dare spout such rubbish.
Richardson played for Fulham smh these non yanks trying to gaslight me.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
So stupid real Madrid is winning
You guys have no creativity. Stop with these "outjerked" posts Every other post is a repost from r/MCFC or r/Realmadrid or other cringe football meme subs with a caption "outjerked". It is not funny, there is no jerking, full of cringe and has no creativity. Even r/soccer is making fun of us. STOP REPOSTING.
can we add this to a new bot?
r/soccercirclejerk mods
+1
Yes please
Good bot
Are they stupid?
Give it a rest bro, how many times are you gonna post this?
🥹
100 points deduction for everton
300 IQ youtuber
The real question is why he got lazy with the thumbnails.
[Fixed it](https://i.imgur.com/zZof3sR.png)
Top tier
Whats the common theme between all of the videos? The Bulgarian flag🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬pi4ka vi lelina, makedoniq e bulgarska🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬
Ukraine and estonia too
The flags all overlap. Estonia (Blue, Black, White) Palestine (Black, White, Green) Bulgaria (White, Green, Red) Eritrea [a bit of a stretch] (Green, Red, Blue) Armenia (Red, Blue Yellow) Thank you for attending my vexillology class today. 5 flags down, 110 to go.
I did not notice bulgaria but the others are literally a stretch
Why MAN CITY = EURO 2024 CHAMPIONS 115 Views
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You can measure each country's copium levels by views.
Why is a Pedo talking about sports? Is he stupid?
He got hooked on CP
Most loyal NA soccer fan
Do Ronaldo and Bellingham not mew?
Why BULGARIA = EURO 2024.... :(
Mexico could win too, they have xavi and incesta , regards from new delhi
Muy infantil eres
Tu demasiado maduro
It’s the Euro’s, not Eurovision
He's playing 4 sides so he can always come out on top
This is Harry Kane’s season
All that for Italians to win it with "spaghetti Mafia" edits
Cannot even be loyal with national teams anymore ffs
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Lol no Spain 🇪🇸
Bro’s playing on all sides so he always comes out at the top 💪
Sounds like the worst 4-way ever
Out-jerked by YouTubers.
Only Ronaldo one got the most views. My 🐪 ETA: 🐪 or 🐫?
Ingerland confirmed winners because the video is the longest
Yank here, are Arsenal still gonna bottle this?
Bro is gonna make all the videos, then delete it once euros are over to claim "see I predicted this" I know his game
Reminds me of this one video I saw about a guy who correctly predicted several celebrity deaths down to the date months before they actually died and it turns out he posted videos for many celebrities for each day over three years and deleted all other videos of that celebrity except that of their death date once they died
Argentina is winning this
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Spurs, messi, racist, bayern, dortmund, plastic, city, pulisic, mudryk, haaland, Brit, american Adama Traore, Argentina MLS, World Cup, penalty Ronaldo, Pep, Paris Mbappe,Conte or any goalkeeper, or Zlatan or Golf or Lingard, Greenwood
Benzema 15???🙄smh my head
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen” F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅ Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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No France = Me Happy :)
7.14.2024 pedtalkssports: i told you so.
Shut down this sub, we're getting outjerked by YouTube
Pre-match content is so pointless. I stop watching them long time ago.
why is donnuruma picking his nose