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And only light cocks too. They had many darker coloured cocks in the past (dark blue etc). Glad that they changed it to a lighter colour, that's how it's supposed to be in France. It doesn't look french if everyone in the team has a dark cock.
adidas have been killing it with international teams for years now while nike can't stop themselves from making weird ugly templates and just copy paste them for most teams
adidas are even trumping them in basketball too for the first time ever. Nike need to start coming with original designs or bring back more retro stuff, in both football and basketball. Football boots have gone to the dogs
i feel like nike don't patronize sports gear anymore due to their main revenue coming mostly from other stuff like sneakers collabs and stuff like that
like I don't know anything about shoes market but i'm willing to guess a travis scott × jordans shoes for example gets them more money than an entire football club at this point
nah it’s resellers that are profiting from those collabs, those shoes still retail cheaper than high end football boots. I’d imagine their sports team contracts still make significantly more than collabs with stars.
Nike copies design across teams too, but no one comes close to Adidas. It is the shirt for all teams, just in different colors.
I will be happy the day that Adidas moves away from the three stripes dominating everything.
What kit exactly if I may ask? France's away kit looks very nice. IMO England's and Portugal's away kit are kinda nice and rest of them are meh or kinda ugly.
i will say the have done way better this tournament than the atrocities they made for the 22 wc , but they still keep adding unnecessary dumb stuff like weird collars and that horrible below nick half circle thing . but i have to say the netherlands home and Portuguese both home and away are pretty good
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It’s nowhere near as bad as this….
https://preview.redd.it/f9lvxl36ha7d1.jpeg?width=1239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f25c149990fc9bd13a7f1f037be329f988b02b2
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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That cock is quite large. The rooster on the jersey is also pretty big, I guess
How dare you make fun of Asterix.
Making fun of a national hero. Youths these days have no respect.
Obelix is crying because of him
Gobbledicks
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Where is the large cock
Only big cocks 😈💯🇫🇷
For Mbappe.
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And only light cocks too. They had many darker coloured cocks in the past (dark blue etc). Glad that they changed it to a lighter colour, that's how it's supposed to be in France. It doesn't look french if everyone in the team has a dark cock.
BRO 💀
Like mine
I think it looks very nice. Yes the badge is hilariously big but it's because that's how they used to be and the kit is supposed to be a retro.
The badge is huge for every Nike kit this Euros, not just for France tbf
Adidas has blown Nike out of the water when it comes to recent kit designs
adidas have been killing it with international teams for years now while nike can't stop themselves from making weird ugly templates and just copy paste them for most teams
What was Nike even thinking with the collars this year, especially those awful Peter Pan collars they have UK/Croatia/ Brazil wearing
exactly this england shirt had the potential to be their best shirt since umbro days if only it had a normal collar
I will say I like their warmup jackets. They remind me of the starter jackets of the 90s/2000s
Makes them look like East 17
Thats what happens when you get a US company to make football jerseys. And then theres Puma
adidas are even trumping them in basketball too for the first time ever. Nike need to start coming with original designs or bring back more retro stuff, in both football and basketball. Football boots have gone to the dogs
i feel like nike don't patronize sports gear anymore due to their main revenue coming mostly from other stuff like sneakers collabs and stuff like that like I don't know anything about shoes market but i'm willing to guess a travis scott × jordans shoes for example gets them more money than an entire football club at this point
nah it’s resellers that are profiting from those collabs, those shoes still retail cheaper than high end football boots. I’d imagine their sports team contracts still make significantly more than collabs with stars.
I also hate how half of Nike kits have the exact same font of the numbers
Nike copies design across teams too, but no one comes close to Adidas. It is the shirt for all teams, just in different colors. I will be happy the day that Adidas moves away from the three stripes dominating everything.
Wtf are you on about? Nike kits are sick this EC.
What kit exactly if I may ask? France's away kit looks very nice. IMO England's and Portugal's away kit are kinda nice and rest of them are meh or kinda ugly.
Dutch kit looks good. Slovenia looks good. England away looks good as well. Don't love Portugal away but Nike still clears Adidas.
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The Adidas logos are huge though
Dude it looks like a pyjama.
I would honestly consider buying a jersey if it was just the big chicken tiled all over the jersey.
If le cordon bleu played sports
I kinda like it, it looks like a pijama
comfy cozy
Wtf this kit is amazing
this is great, the home kit isnt great though
can't lie i rate both kits the retro style is too nice
Nice cock
Meh, it’s weird seeing a cock that’s not on top of a ball.
Is there a massive chicken because they all come from the farmers league?
Ask your mom
/uj I’ve got it - it’s nice kit. /rj I love big cocks
You've never even been to France nerd
Born the unfortunate Yank x French combo, one side of me yearns for endless war, the other for immediate surrender
/uj the kit is fire, bring on the downvotes
Aesthetics is OP father.
I think it’s their best in years tbh
Why it looks great
France wasn't ready because they were still in their pajamas.
I like it. I like stripes
I see a simple man, I upvote 🆙. Here have my upvote kind Redditor 🆙
Some good ol cock soccer
Kit is sik af
It’s nowhere near as bad as this…. https://preview.redd.it/f9lvxl36ha7d1.jpeg?width=1239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f25c149990fc9bd13a7f1f037be329f988b02b2
https://preview.redd.it/5t6wo5iiya7d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecacae0c4ac090bf127622435aebfc1b7298b09c
This kit is fire what you on about?
It's nice. It's like a classic France away shirt
That is a HUUUGE chicken
Looks like my pajamas when I was a kid
Tbh I’m not sure about this kit either I don’t have good taste or I just don’t like it
Kit is like a little boys sleepy pyjamas
Looks like a kitchen towel
Best kit I've seen in a long time it's very Retro
1910s baseball vibes.
New York Yankees 2.0
I actually really like it
Crazy, that shit is flames
In fact this outfit is dope.
I think it has the potential to become iconic. Only problem for me is the logo... way too big, way too colourful
I think the jersey is fine, the stripes on the shorts is what makes this thing horrible.
I swear that the rooster is bigger every time I look
popping clean white would look alot better. Cream white no bueno
I thought Greizman was a Uruguayan international?
Badge too large but great kit otherwise
How dare he steal number 7 from my idol siuuuu
Bananas in pajamas
If you asked me to make a kfc uniform from the 50s this isn’t far off what I would come up with
I’d much rather have a big cock across my chest than some shitty advertisement for some garbage betting company or gas provider
Kit is okay. However, the model is fugly as sin.
The stripes look bad, tbh. Otherwise, I'm down for the big fonts and badges.
Nice pijamas
The kit deserves praise, the team deserves hate.
It looks good to wear around, but not as a jersey. I feel they went too commercial and trying to cash up the trend of retro shirts
pretty pajamas
Not a fan of the no.7 either
La coque
Uj/ this kit goes hard Rj/ this kit makes me hard
Am I supporting France or the NY Yankees?
French 🤮🤮🤮
🤮 🤮 🤮
Who thought openly displaying cocks was ok?
Los Pollos Hermanos
This is what we are jerking about now?
I think the kit looks good, except for the British Pathé logo
Looks like grandma's bathroom curtain.
Why the emblems are gigantic?
False this kit is great
Zaxby’s ahh kit
Don’t like it. Looks more like a baseball shirt tbh
I had the same thought as i was watching the game on BBC. That is a Big Cock jersey worn mostly by Black players.
Bring back Le Coq Sportif
What are they feeding this rooster? Every year it grows larger, by 2030 it will be the rooster playing with a Mbappe logo on the shirt
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Fr, they should instead wear their pj's to play... C'mon nike, it's a major tournament
Looks great wdym op You hate chickens??
ready for pajama party. belgium will host.
I think it’s the best kit in the current euros
The back looks even worse judging by that guys reaction
I think it’s great lol my favorite kit of the tourney. But I’m biased.
70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest by that massive bloody badge
I actually love it
Why? I think this is the most French like kit ever. Totally goes with the country
Why does griezmann look like he’s 40 years old?
Is China sponsoring their kit?
It's quite nice what do u mean
I enjoy it.
this sub trying to make people hate this fire kit bc its French 💀
this looks like a pajama😭
Both blue and white French jersey are awful. To be fair this year most jerseys are disgustingly ugly, only the England ones are ok.
I love it
This euro kit?!
Ok? I love it.
Looks like a suit from the 90s
Yea and you picked the right player too, cheeerz
Best kit of the euros
Looks like something your dad would wear when you went out on a family dinner🤣
what Uruguay ass kit is this 💀💀 and who the hell made this horrendous kit 😭😭
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All the jerseys so far look cheap, and like the design teams have run out of ideas.
its a great kit, got that “we gonna win this shit” energy
Any the emblems are gigantic?
Any the emblems are gigantic?
Why the emblems are gigantic?
You deserve more hat for your taste. It's a great jersey. It look oldschool.
Shut up Benzema
Shut up, Wesley!
The badge is too big but the kit is one of the best they’ve ever done
Shits firee what's drugs u on bro
As much as I hate to complement French "people" 🤢 that kit is really nice.
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