this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Always reminds me of the bully from Doug
I love it when players ham it up a little for the crowd, but it always cooler after they've done something like a block or a sliding tackle. Not pick up a ball. Not a big deal though. Just a bit of fun from Pickford.
I mean, we'd won the game at that point so he was clearly overjoyed (in a terrifyingly manic way).
He's a bellend, but even bellends are allowed to be happy sometimes.
To be fair, you kind of want a keeper who thinks he’s the main character. It takes a different mentality to play that position. And you get results like the “no problem” penalty save in the previous Euro final (which was unfortunately wasted by his teammates).
I think the guy is a bit of a muppet, but he’s been damn good for England.
And when you look at the keeper who won the last World Cup, deciding that a trophy is a representation of an ejaculating penis in front of Qatari royalty…
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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This fool was coming out of the box pretending like he would do shit and trying to tell his defenders to pass the ball forward. Then when a defender passed it to him all he did was pass it sideways to another defender. Twat. Only thing missing was the Antony pose.
Anyway hope he gets f'd
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Totally understandable, it's not every day you get to beat Slovakia with a team full of star players that couldn't finish a 3rd grade teamwork assignment if they tried
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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This shit was beyond embarrassing. Mate you've barely scraped by a team ranked 50 in the world who probably deserved to win.
Pickfart out here gurning like he's done an ounce of pure Colombian and then ran a sub 2 hour marathon.
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This is the greatest moment in football history
I recently saw a Watkins interview where he said "playing England is like playing the World Cup final for other teams. Their main goal is to beat England"
The entire country has main character syndrome.
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You forget what a great nation we are, we invented parliament, abolished slavery, defeated Hitler, we have people like Wordsworth and Shakespeare and Dickens, and you know what else we done, we invented football and we gave it to the world, well we are gonna go out there and bring it back!
I know we shouldn't condon violence but when he catches that last ball a Slovakian has to take one for the tournament and stamp on the back of his knee or something. Odious little cnut love child of Quasimodo and Regan McNeil
Goalkeeper has a look of celebration at the final whistle
Everyone:
This sub: LOOK AT THIS FACKING WANKER OSAMA BIN SOUTHGATE BARRY THINKS THEYVE WON SOCCER WORLD CUP!!! 🤮🤯
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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The face you make after your underdog comeback win against Slovakia
The face you make after playing like dog shit for 95 minutes then suddenly god reaches down and touches the ball and you magically score 2 goals
Glazing Bellingham much?
I mean, when in Madrid…
What
Ever wondered why the Madrid shirts are colored white?
I said: WHEN IN MADRID…
when in bellingham in madrid
Name player that deserves the glaze more than Bellingoal
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Everybody has seemed to forgot about this one
The rich steal our culture, make it shit and then sell it back to us
So we're disregarding what leverkusen did this year ?
uhm wtf?
I think he might need mental help..seriously
What winning against Slovakia does to a mf
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Slovakia is France,Spain,Germany combined…
Draw.
Dafuq….did u watch the whole thing?
This gif is going to break the internet
Where is it, give it to me
https://i.redd.it/owibq8cnwr9d1.gif Me when I edge wins
Me when I edge
You think you know me
On this day
I want to go home... And then edge
I want to hit him with a tomato
I want to hit him with a surf board
Wtf
He looks like a pickle in that kit
I'm Pickle Pick
You missed an "r" out. The Trex armed mackem twat.
Pickleford
Can’t unsee it now
Plenty of outfield players managed to look in a pickle in plain white
My son called his kit pajamas
He looks like that ogre from The Goonies. 
Like Bin Laden clutching an AK47
Blud thinks that he won a world cup after a penalty shootout
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Hell no.
Bro is replying to automod
Dude probably talks to vending machines
bro looks like a peaky blinders side character
We all know who is main peaky blinders character innit 
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John Shelby.
https://preview.redd.it/nqxk696w7r9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055f2b9f3288554ab62214ed11bba93f8a75f976 He looks like him
https://preview.redd.it/fvtp9ehv9v9d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c471080895df38029b60e1ebc817ceb271f2457b Always reminds me of the bully from Doug
😂
All bullies in the 90’s wore cutoff sleeve leather vests
Never in a million years would I expect a reference to La Haine in soccercirclejerk respect
Top 15 Emotional Football moments | Respectful 😞✊
Pickford: C'est à moi que tu parles ?
Is that Vincent Castle?
Yes from the movie, la haine (1995)
Without talent yes
Fucking knew this would end up here the moment I saw this clip
I was hoping it would be the gif
Pretty sure the gif will be a gif that keeps on giving, lots of photoshop possibilities as well
as Slovakian this was moment when i tried to punch my tv for first time ever
as a non Slovakian, I also tried to punch my tv
As Scottish I screamed FUCK OFF at TV.
Football without SouthGOAT is nothing. Football without Scotland is any match beyond a group stage.
Now we are all Switzerland fans
If the players on the team are like you no wonder they lost
playing 2-1 against slovaki and raging like he played against prime England
He did play against prime England defence today
His hair is too tight.
i think he stepped on G-eazy’s shadow
his hair looks small
Big 12 year old trying out a new hairstyle on first day of school back from summer break vibes.
I love it when players ham it up a little for the crowd, but it always cooler after they've done something like a block or a sliding tackle. Not pick up a ball. Not a big deal though. Just a bit of fun from Pickford.
Mamadashvili was 200x better
Kind sad the ball did not got in when he was taking care of his hair
CRINGE
Bro has started his Jonkler arc.
For a moment we were all Slovakian.
Slovakia Strong ✊🇸🇰
He looks like a fool in this moment
When doesn't he look like a fool?
His mother definitely drank way too much when she was pregnant
i think that’s lord grealish’s
We live off your hate.
This sub is so rattled lmaoooo
Didn't you know England aren't allowed to celebrate?
They must have sacked Gareth Southgate midgame so they could actually score and win
I mean, we'd won the game at that point so he was clearly overjoyed (in a terrifyingly manic way). He's a bellend, but even bellends are allowed to be happy sometimes.
Looks like jos verstappen
Bro thinks he’s Dibu
The most punchable face out there lol
Same picture as: 
Our greatest playmaker today
He had like 200 passes last night I think he might be
To be fair, you kind of want a keeper who thinks he’s the main character. It takes a different mentality to play that position. And you get results like the “no problem” penalty save in the previous Euro final (which was unfortunately wasted by his teammates). I think the guy is a bit of a muppet, but he’s been damn good for England. And when you look at the keeper who won the last World Cup, deciding that a trophy is a representation of an ejaculating penis in front of Qatari royalty…
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Most British looking motherfucker
He’s so weird. Takes himself very seriously.
He is
He would have saved that jerking laugh for the next game.
Some comments are way too serious about this, get a grip. LOOK at the happy little mother fucker.
This fool was coming out of the box pretending like he would do shit and trying to tell his defenders to pass the ball forward. Then when a defender passed it to him all he did was pass it sideways to another defender. Twat. Only thing missing was the Antony pose. Anyway hope he gets f'd
Or drill it really long to their keeper. He’s a fucking mid tier goalie and massive twat.
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This confession has meant nothing.
Always has
Dude has serious mental health problems, but he’s a goalie so comes with the territory
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looking like he doesn't even know what happened but he stopped a ball
Tbh, he's the only one with voice lines.
goalies are a strange breed
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That was hilarious to watch
He was so extatic in that situation lol
He is.
This blud didn’t get enough hate
He is
Totally understandable, it's not every day you get to beat Slovakia with a team full of star players that couldn't finish a 3rd grade teamwork assignment if they tried
1.5b networth of underdog superstars vs a bunch of 37 years old slavaks. They just beat the impossible odds.
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This shit was beyond embarrassing. Mate you've barely scraped by a team ranked 50 in the world who probably deserved to win. Pickfart out here gurning like he's done an ounce of pure Colombian and then ran a sub 2 hour marathon.
I like this school event called Euros,should I watch more?
Is ‘t ir great they get a special needs kid involved in the team?
Easiest player to hate he’s just so punchable
I can’t explain but he just looks like a knack
wtf is that hairstyle
The face he makes after 4 pumps on his wife
Bor don't even hesitate in yelling.
Most Handsome Brit*sh
So punchable character
Yeah he just seems like a massive tool. Don't worry, the Swiss will finish them off.
He thinks he's him ahh moment
https://preview.redd.it/0o539bdh2t9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a44c5248e53953f1ca5a0f37b3f0a2d9bafe8bfb This is the greatest moment in football history
I recently saw a Watkins interview where he said "playing England is like playing the World Cup final for other teams. Their main goal is to beat England" The entire country has main character syndrome.
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You forget what a great nation we are, we invented parliament, abolished slavery, defeated Hitler, we have people like Wordsworth and Shakespeare and Dickens, and you know what else we done, we invented football and we gave it to the world, well we are gonna go out there and bring it back!
I can’t even say if this is a pasta or not and that says something about poms.
Well he was quite a big deal in the Jurassic Park franchise.
I know we shouldn't condon violence but when he catches that last ball a Slovakian has to take one for the tournament and stamp on the back of his knee or something. Odious little cnut love child of Quasimodo and Regan McNeil
Let the child be happy, because on 06.07 he will wave his arms and scream hysterically, passing balls from Switzerland.
Goalkeeper has a look of celebration at the final whistle Everyone: This sub: LOOK AT THIS FACKING WANKER OSAMA BIN SOUTHGATE BARRY THINKS THEYVE WON SOCCER WORLD CUP!!! 🤮🤯
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Such a bellend.
Nothing to brag about
He is just.... wtf r u doing?! Cringe
Little before that he was also doing crazy gestures only to send the ball out for a throw, this guy really needs a reality check
Bro could have given a goal to SVK due to his overconfidence and being the ***"English Neuer"***
He's just moved and anxious ,give him a break ffs
Thats Jordan Dickford for you.
This English team is unbelievable. Everytime I think I can't dislike them more they proof me wrong.
England are actually embarrassing man
He’s a tool
They invited the sport and almost lost to Slovakia wtf
Embarassing
Worst player in the england squad - such a clown!
Toxic pleb
This picture I wanted to get the hate it deserves, for a momemt I thought they play against Spain