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yourmomsnutsw

Don't worry we get terrorball tomorrow


RCalliii

Ohh perfect. After all those long nights during the Euros, I need some good sleep.


_old_gregg

England to bore the bollocks off NL for the W


Fun_Improvement5215

Terrorists are coming home


NotSoOriginal007

Unironically that will be Nigel Farage's next campaign slogan


Samuel_L_Johnson

Southgate to Rwanda, here we go


somewhat_moist

“Agreement in principle between UK government and Rwanda in verbal proposal. Advanced talks with Southgate, possibilities remain on both sides, deal will be done”


Arctic_Chilean

£1.8M transfer deal to FC Kigali


bkay4real

“GUESS WHOS BACK?”


rplacebothilej

BACK AGAIN


donPepinno

Do we know which fucking legend coined the term terrorbal? That dude deserves a fucking medal or something, at least a pint


2Rich4Youu

Thanks for all the admiration. I didnt invent it but thanks nonetheless


JulekRzurek

The reason is Spaniards playing actually good football


Judasz10

Yeah lol. No reason my ass. Spain was always the reason, OP is as developed as the english national team.


CheetahAdorable2100

LOL.


ricksanchez262

The 2nd half was a snoozefest, France playing with zero urgency, they proved that they aren't boring because they are being "realistic", they are boring because they aren't really capable of doing much.


toms-lom

Get off soccer circle jerk you’re not jerking


ricksanchez262

I know I'm sorry but France is infuriating


FreeBonerJamz

That's just how France is as a country. Just ignore it


ChiefChaff

Kounde kept Nico in his pocket in the 2nd half


ChiefChaff

Excuse my lack of jerk


Uniq_Eros

Lol Spain was playing a level of terror ball tbh.


Froeuhouai

Spain took one single shot from 30 meters in the entire second half but somehow that doesn't classify as "terror ball" lmao


PuppyPenetrator

At least Spain is nice to watch when they’re not leading, which is a massive improvement on France and England. But they defend a lead like experienced terrorists, Germany was even worse than last night


Dependent_Order_7358

If you score 2 goals in the first half, you are allowed to defend the result. Ask England to score at all in the first 90 mins and they'll lose their minds.


penguinpolitician

Maybe they were conserving their energy for the final. Maybe that's why they took off a lot of players too.


LionKing302

Game is so back


[deleted]

mbappe had his signature cut inside the box from the left and nuked it to row 32, and people say best in the world?


AnchovyAssassin

brother tried assisting pele


_youjustlostthegame

Ngl funniest comment ive read in a while


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bot you are my spirit animal


Old-Chair-420

No wonder no one goes to the movies anymore if this is cinema lol


No_Slice9934

Indeed, what did they see There weree great Games, this was none of them


JorbatSG

The only reason France scored was due to Navas. 🤡 Carvajal was the only top RB


ricardomilos-mp4

Keylor Navas is Costa Rican you bum


adihereee

Yes but he plays for real. Fc costa rica is another club


JorbatSG

LMFAO. I never said Keylor. I just said Navas. Spain has His own Navas. Jesús Navas. Dummy


Ploppen05

brother got jerked off


Watermelon12334

i love jerking off


DutyBackground3993

I suggest checking what subreddit you are on before falling for a joke next time


unknown_droogie

Don't get too excited, England plays tomorrow


penguinpolitician

If England get through, I'll be excited because it will be a battle of Ice and Fire.


thechildjesus

Wowzers! Now this is a dank meme. Take my gold kind stranger, you have won the internet for the day!!


julian20070623

https://preview.redd.it/0oizqtkaalbd1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63cb494509d4bd0b424c698ccfc4ec8d2ee1fefc


thrallinlatex

New mythical player : mbape without mask 🧐 jk still played like shit


TioLucho91

No reason? It's a semifinal. And England will make you pay tomorrow.


brrr_real

Who?


angelonduty

The mighty ball played by osama bin southgate


TeleTurban

https://preview.redd.it/vr6hy52tckbd1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c495ed9154a286a4a33e9b9caa0a373fa64562


Rogers_8

Pay taxes?


alirastafari

It'll be like Brexit, all hyped up and sadly everyone outside the UK sees the inevitable letdown coming from miles away.


Plus_Operation2208

And there will only be 5 England fans to cheer them on. At least the atmosphere is going to be nice.