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NickoNack

I went a few months ago! It's quite the experience, and I've never been a restaurant like it. They had a cartman statue at a table you could take pictures with, and a guy dressed as Manbearpig walking around. Food was pretty good, better than I was expecting. The margaritas were incredibly strong, I had two and was feeling it.


Elieftibiowai

What about a waterfall?


NickoNack

Yeah, there's a waterfall with cliff divers, black Bart's cave, an arcade, multiple shows. It's a large restaurant with multiple floors. After you eat you can spend quite a while walking around and exploring.


Elieftibiowai

Sweeet 


MR-GOODCAT

There is no possible way to not read this in Cartman's voice


Elieftibiowai

Awesooome


Pappy_OPoyle

Awesom-o 4000


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Are you by chance, *a pleasure model?*


play3rtwo

Weak! WEAK!


Chris91210

What if... Adam Sandler... Was a potato... And he had to save... Another potato from being eaten...


BenjTheMaestro

Kick ass!


therealkeeper

I always read "sweet" in Starvin Marvin's voice


chrisnavillus

Ohh maaan awwweesoooome


PilotNo312

Dive asshole!


NicklAAAAs

Glad they addressed the food. I remember going there for lunch on a field trip in high school. After driving up from Pueblo in a bus and visiting a (if I remember correctly) Chicano Art Museum in Denver, the Mexican food we had at Casa Bonita was… disappointing to say the least.


likwitsnake

What no I’m just the janitor, oh man so sleepy


Apronbootsface

So tired.


NickoNack

I don’t have the previous experience as a reference point. I’ve only lived in the Denver area for a couple years, but I common sentiment I’ve seen people say is it’s much much better and a lot cleaner.


Ttokk

they spent like over 100 million dollars renovating the place and brought the unemployment rate for the city of Denver down several percentage points with all of the contractors they hired. it had been sitting for a while when they bought it and there were two feet deep of dead pigeons on the roof. they showed some fun and interesting clips of the process and stuff during the anniversary concert at Red Rock. Edit: like 40Mil per u/Less-Ranger-7217, triple the initial expected investment I remember then saying at the show.


Less-Ranger-7217

40 million last i checked but ya


moodswung

Very cool move on their parts and a passion project that really paid off. I think their attitude from the start was this needs to be done, done right and it doesn’t matter if it works out or not.


minist3r

Up until recently, all the food in Denver was pretty disappointing.


doodlydoo17

What places would you recommend?


minist3r

The Post Chicken and Beer on Boulder St in Denver. Terrible service but the Nashville hot chicken was totally worth the crappy service.


BananaPeelSlippers

Cholon happy hour. Biker Jim’s.


DickBurns01

I liked the food they had. I've been there easy over 100 times and the majority of those were just to eat. I haven't been yet since they opened back up so I can't tell if I still like it


Thewitchaser

Was it mexican? What dish was it?


Effective_Path_5798

How do you know it wasn't actually Manbearpig?


LargePerm

Did you notice high deposits of sulfur or a salmon-like odor when he walked by?


Reuters-no-bias-lol

Be careful. You might regret questioning it when you have to apologize to Al Gore. 


Zombiejesus307

Super serial.


The_Outcast4

Because he's alive to tell us that he saw him.


Andras89

Was Blackbarts cave scary?!


LargePerm

A guy dressed as MBP walking around?? Jesus Christ monkey balls. How does it cost for entry?


NickoNack

If I remember right it’s $40 a ticket. Which includes your food, beverage and there’s no tipping. Alcohol is extra.


Eyes-9

How long did you wait on the wait list? 


NickoNack

I signed up back in June of 2023, and didn’t get in until January. So about 6/7 months.


LargePerm

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lilspark112

Before Matt and Trey bought it, they used to have a guy in a gorilla suit wandering around. I assume they included Manbearpig as a nod to that gorilla! Funny!


gameboy2330

When you say “a guy dressed as Manbearpig” does he look like Al Gore dressed as Manbearpig or actual Manbearpig? Just asking for clarity


Yikes0nBikez

Back in the 80's it was a guy in a very cheap gorilla costume. MBP is a significant improvement, and the aesthetics of the costume are still that of a DIY costume some kid's grandmother made because "we have costumes at home". It's fantastic. https://i.redd.it/2ifv6djgke7d1.gif


isellJetparts

He's just a general menace that pranks guests. He wouldn't stop raising my sopapilla flag when I already had plenty. I've got a blurry action shot picture of him messing with me if you guys would like me to post him.


Primrus

Pleeeease, myemmmm, post it!


SkipperMcNuts

Yes


NutCracker3000and1

I was wondering as well. I googled mbp costume but was disappointed. Hopefully they have a cooler one


Kehwanna

They also have a puppet adaptation of 1984


LargePerm

Are you seriously? Edit: are you serussy? Edit 2 (like Kyle 2): are you serial?


[deleted]

It’s weird that they are turning it into a South Park-themed restaurant. Like I get that South Park is the only reason that anyone knows it exists, but it looks like the beginning stages of turning it into something entirely different


yarbafett

OMG a southpark amusement park! Lets name some rides and attractions...I'll start! Mr Slaves Caves (The tale of Lemmiwinks)


EstrangedPheasant

The catholic love boat. There's a large splash zone and you will be covered in it.


Primrus

The river is fed by Stark's Pond, where a "Mr...? *Goddd.*" tries to murder you and keep your hand as a trophy. Better run to that Love Boat!


wooops

Afterwards can you enjoy some salty chocolate balls?


n8ivco1

A giant Lemmiwinks in Black Bart's cave would be incredible!


Yikes0nBikez

It's not turning into anything. There are just small jokes and cameos of things from South Park given that it was basically that show that gave them the gumption (and piles of money) to save it from bankruptcy in 2020. I've been going there since the 80's and I would say 95% of the experience is exactly as I remember it from my childhood.


dutchmasterD717

How long were you on the list


timetofocus51

Funny, we got the margaritas and they were incredibly weak,.


NickoNack

Weird! Our waitress said that was the biggest complaint about them being really strong. My husband even had them mix some lemonade in his too water it down. Maybe they updated the recipe


dharmaslum

I wonder if a lot of people are from out of town, and it’s actually the altitude that’s making them feel strong.


yarbafett

That makes more sense, the article said a gorilla walking around...lol


xTrainerRedx

How did the whole “waitlist” thing work? Do you live in CO?


NickoNack

You have to sign up for the email list on their website and just wait. Took me about 6 months of waiting before I got a link to get tickets. And yeah I live in the Denver area.


xTrainerRedx

Oh i guess that makes sense - waitlist for tickets. Can I ask how much they were? What did they include? How much time did you have between buying them and attending, in case someone were to live out of state?


NickoNack

$40 per ticket, includes one entree and non-alcoholic beverage and you don't tip the servers. Additional entrees and alcohol are extra. I think when I got my email to make a reservation you have like a month or so (don't exactly remember) to buy your ticket before the link expires. And you select what day to go on, your ticket is only good for the day you select.


xTrainerRedx

Oh wow. That sounds crazy streamlined. Good for them. And thank you for the responses. I hope to go some day!


jaymole

went to college at CU and was shocked to learn casa bonita was a real place - it was kinda nasty from what i heard back in the day


Wembanyanma

If you aren't feeling it by #2, it's not a real margarita.


NauriEstel

I am not an american, but: >and upped the wage for employees to $30 per hour. That sounds incredible good.


Gideon_Laier

Especially when you consider that minimum wage for servers and bartenders in most states is actually UNDER the legal minimum wage. When I served in Chicago I got paid around $3 an hour. So yeah, it's incredibly good.


Kumbackkid

There’s also no tipping there. You meals are prepaid and you choose between the options


Gideon_Laier

That makes sense. Still a decent wage for service industry regardless.


Special_Dingo_1520

Tipping is included in the bill. 15 percent gratuity


mog_knight

It's always been below non tipping minimum wage. If your job doesn't allow tipping they need to go by the legal minimum wage for non tipped employees. If you only got paid $3/hr with tips, you should consult a lawyer.


magiblufire

Servers act like they make nothing at all. When I waited tables and bartended I made 2.13 an hour... when I factored in my tips I was earning 30-40 an hour.


mog_knight

Same. I'm sure there are slow diners or places rurally that don't get that high but it's got to be above the non tipped minimum wage or else people wouldn't do it.


magiblufire

If your reported tips plus the 2.13 doesn't reach 7.25 (or your states minimum) you must be compensated enough to earn at the least actual minimum wage. The 2.13 is so you can have your taxes withheld.


Prepare

Agreed. When I bartended in college I was making easily 20-40/hr


javerthugo

Getting downvoted for the truth it seems


Avante-Gardenerd

The ones who really get fucked are busboys.


endlesscartwheels

I was a busboy one summer and the servers quite openly only tipped out half of what they were supposed to. I still remember a server telling me I'd been very helpful with a busy table, so he was going to tip out the correct amount to me that day. As though it was some sort of gift. More than twenty years later and I still put the tip on the credit card, rather than paying it separately in cash. Servers have to tip out the correct amount on credit card tips.


Avante-Gardenerd

That was my experience as well. There were some waitstaff that would tip pretty fairly but most of them didn't, which is kind of ironic.


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droid327

To be fair, there's apparently no tipping and some servers can clear $40 an hour with tips But not at restaurants like that, so its a good deal for them


kirblar

IIRC it's specifically made it hard for them to retain bartenders, because the flat rate is just so often worse than what they're making in a tipped position due to alcohol prices and cash tips being more prevalent.


droid327

Oh yeah I imagine, especially at a busy place like that where there's always lots of tourists. They're probably bringing home several hundred a night on a busy shift, tax-free. Eight hours would only be $240 in wages, before taxes.


javerthugo

It’s not tax free. You are supposed to keep a record of your tips and pay taxes on them.


droid327

Haha oh yeah thats totally what they all do, 100% First thing they do after they get home at 3 am after a long bar shift is count up their tips, fire up the ol' Excel spreadsheet and make an entry for the day.


javerthugo

Hey I’m not saying that’s what they do but it is what they’re supposed to do and the IRS is not known for its mercy


floatinround22

The IRS doesn’t have the resources to go after 99% of all servers and bartenders who don’t report cash tips. It would be impossible to prove anyway lol


timetofocus51

They sure didnt seem to think so. There are a handful of news articles with the new employees complaining about their $30 an hour pay somehow... its wild.


CplJager

Bartenders make tons of money off cash tips and percentage of alcohol sales so those two things combined means bartenders make a lot of money that's hard to tax in most restaurants


TheNerevar89

I've never heard of the percentage of alcohol sales thing. How does that work?


CplJager

Alcohol is usually the largest markup in a restaurant which means that tipping based on percentage impacts the bartender the most. Even if you order at a table the bartender gets a cut of the tip from your server


TheNerevar89

It's funny how the general consensus on Reddit is waiters/waitresses shouldn't have to live off tips but if you asked one of them in real life they would tell you the opposite because they usually make more money that way.


Gtyjrocks

It’s more people just wanting to be cheap and not have to tip. But they use the “plight” of waiters as a cover. Not realizing that without the tipping system, waiters would make less, and prices would be higher. Only person it would be good for is the restaurant owner. Best case scenario, it’s exactly the same amount of money. More likely scenario, the owner just keeps some of what would have been tips


SupermanLeRetour

Wasn't it only like one or maybe a couple employees complaining ? And it got blown out of proportion ?


FlaccidFather15

If they all get full benefits then I think that’s probably still totally worth it for the potential pay cut from tips. Idk if bartenders and waiters typically get good benefits tho, there might be a union.


UserWithno-Name

It’s double what I make in my state in an office position rn. That’s not saying much tho because my state is deep red, has no min wage and defaults to our fed one which is laughable, and is a very very low state in terms of QOL, pay, job opportunities etc. Hence me wanting to leave since I was a teen & now finally close / within 1-2 years will be. But if I could get hired at a restaurant and make that wage? Ya I’d be there tomorrow wherever in my state it was. Or would move there if I could secure said job. There’s even Costco or medical jobs that pay well but not that well. Even though America should be like $25 an hour min wage standard now, according to actual studies and what productivity produces.


timetofocus51

and yet the employees were bitching about this to the press. They wanted tips instead....


Impossible_Agency992

$30/hr is simply not good enough compared to what you can make at a traditional restaurant. Even one with a tip pool. Of course they want tips instead, it’s a no-brainer if you’re actually good at the job.


Wildcat_twister12

It’s good but with a 600,000 person wait you know they are working for it. Also helps that the owners are two dudes with so much money they can do almost anything they want


MFHSCA-1981

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herberstank

More sopapillas, please 🎶


Piccolo0001

As an Australian I had no idea! Thanks for sharing


hauttdawg13

It’s quite new. I think they opened like 3 months ago.


No_Credibility

New ownership** is been around for decades


Dionysus0

It also reopened under Matt and Trey's ownership about a year ago, after an extensive renovation.


AgentMykel

I went there about 17 years ago when I moved to CO. It was very disappointing. Horrible food. Everything was run down. Now I’m bummed that I can’t go. Moved to the east coast.


hauttdawg13

Gotcha


scigs6

If I’m not mistaken I think it was their favorite restaurant back in the day, which is why it’s on the show


OverTomato6558

Hmm that's really cool that they took over ownership of it after so many years. I was confused how it was in operation if it was based off the show- like I was thinking the restaurant opened because of the shows popularity. South Park based it off of an existing restaurant and eventually took ownership of it.


plasmaSunflower

It's so old people just think it's a meme


Habay12

I am on that wait list.


oohhweee

It took a year and a half. Worth the wait. I got right back on the wait list when i left.


Iggy0075

When you get notified your up, how much notice do they give you? A couple weeks before the date, or like drop everything go?


BisonShark

I got to go last year. My sister in law got the tickets for our group, but if I remember right we had at least a week or two of notice for our reservation.


oohhweee

It give you a calender with date that are available. You have like 5 months to choose from


Iggy0075

Awesome, that's great.


prex10

I went before the remodels and it would most definitely contend for "best place to get sick". I hope they really cleaned it up.


BeachHouseNibbles

Spent over a million renovating, brought in a top rated chef for the menu, paid the employees as long as they volunteered in some service manner during the renovation and paid for Spanish classes for the staff. They definitely cleaned it up. Edit: Turns out it was over 40 million.


Eyes-9

All said and done cost them 40 million. They *definitely* cleaned it up. 


KennyMoose32

In restaurant terms…..that’s a lot of fucking upgrades. We got a new oven. Once. Like 10 years ago. It was already used. I bet that kitchen is like the promised land for chefs. I’m super jelly


Eyes-9

Right? I know they both love the restaurant, probably had a lot of great memories growing up going there. Probably a great place to work too. Great to see rich people doing something fun and cool that isn't just totally egotistical like riding a rocket into the stratosphere lol, they're actually giving people good jobs and thus helping the local economy. 


BeachHouseNibbles

I guarantee there's people from around the world flying in just to eat there, thus bringing even more money into the local economy!


squidsauce99

Pretty sure it was like 30 mil or something crazy lol


Wildcat_twister12

And to Matt and Trey that’s basically nothing. They probably make that in a few month just from South Park merchandising


emilytheimp

Streaming wars money well spent ahaha


zeds_deadest

Matt and Trey didn't own it before it was remodeled


thps2soundtrack

is there a line for fast pass?


JD_in_Cle

The lines…Lines…LINES


LargePerm

Underrated comment


dusky_thrust

Do they serve fishsticks?


ShadowedGlitter

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iEatPalpatineAss

Yum! I love fish sticks! 😋


WendigoCrossing

What is the waitlist currently like? Edit: lol why did this get downvoted?


dancingbriefcase

I've been on it for 6 months now.


Common_Wrongdoer3251

Is it just like a normal restaurant reservation? Or like a fancy place where you need a deposit just to get on? It'd be cool to go but I wouldn't want to pay *too* much. Like a wait list 6 months long is no problem, paying for the food and service is no problem. Just curious if you also have to pay to reserve a spot.


NickoNack

At the moment you sign up for the email list and wait. Took me like 6 months. Then they email you a link to buy tickets and make a reservation. The tickets include your food and non-alcoholic drinks. I think eventually they’ll be open for normal reservations, but I’m not sure when.


Xboxben

Ughh shit ton of fans of South Park view it as almost like a Mecca for the tv show and want to visit to pay tribute to it? That’s my best guess


WendigoCrossing

I count myself among them, I'd like to get onto the waistlist hence the question. Maybe someone interpreted it as sarcastic


cleveland_14

You got downvoted because the answer to your question is literally in the title of the post


WendigoCrossing

Ah I see, I should have clarified: how long of a wait is 600k people?


Noggin-a-Floggin

Also had a loyal following in the Denver area and the show just added to it.


oohhweee

I had a blast. The shooting gallery waa cool. They had underpants nomes.


MileHighBoiler

Going tonight. Can’t wait


ema9102

You know theres a nuclear holocaust right? Best not go and just hide out for a little while right over meya…


MileHighBoiler

I’m ready to restart civilization whenever you are…


titania49

I’m still waiting and I signed up almost a year ago. Can’t wait!


itstom87

Its unfortunate you have to use the intellalink system to try and get a reservation there


Rads324

Only 600k? It’s like cartman land all over again https://youtu.be/s1fzQ9PJfII?si=wnxkI9j5Fm__TWRx


phirestorm

We used to take our kids there way too much. For some Reason the cheap low quality beef tacos were the bomb, never got sick and created so many memories with the family. Been on the list since last year and still no word.


DrRockso75

How quickly is the reservation list moving. If I want to go in the next 2 years should I get on it now? I imagine the 600000 has a lot of cancellations.


MileHighBoiler

Took me about a year for what it’s worth


DrRockso75

Okay cool, it’s a plane ride away for me.


chaiskeleton

put my name on the waiting list a month ago! i’m willing to wait for this


CodHamCheeseandRice

Next thing you’ll tell me is City Wok is real too


wikipediaimage

It is real. It’s in the Denver Airport


WearsTheLAMsauce

I’ve been on that goddamned list for 14 months and nothing.  Meanwhile my friend’s been twice.  We signed up at the same time.  Fix your shit Casa.


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myheartisthebside

OMG ITS REAL ??


CreativeAd5332

I went once when I was around 10 or 12, so late 90's. It was pretty cool, just like they showed in the episode, cliff divers, sopapillas, all that jazz. I think it fell on hard times a number of years ago, so the SP guys ended up buying it and renovating at it re-opened pretty recently.


myheartisthebside

that’s so neat! im in my early 20s so i thought it was fictional this whole time. thanks for clarifying


HabANahDa

How’s the food? Crazy they don’t even mention that


Yikes0nBikez

It's fantastic. The menu is limited given the volume of people to serve, but it's very tasty and the drinks are HEAVY pours.


Admirable_Basket381

I’ve eaten there multiple times as a child. People are wild lol


AstorReinhardt

Wow a wait list? And that big of one?! Good lord lol.


okogamashii

Food and fun in a festive atmosphere


thavi

Been on that list for a hot minute now...


spaceraingame

Did they at least improve the food? By all accounts, it was terrible before. Even Trey and Matt admitted so.


bigfatfurrytexan

They finally got Dickinbaus opened?


JerrodDRagon

It’s insane how popular this became after South Park creators bought it


vikingjayX

As someone who would lay on the ground kicking and screaming. While begging his parents to take him to Casa Bonita in the early 80s, it warms my heart to think there is a version of it where the food is actually good. Because back in the day no one went there for the food. They went there in spite of it. Black Barts cave forever!