Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes,
And flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me,
For my son Stan,
He saw the darn cartoon,
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once,
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to f*ck myself!
Well, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong,
Since Canada came along!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway!
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
For...
The smut we must stop,
The trash we will stash,
The laughter and fun,
Must all be undone,
We must blame them and cause a fuss,
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock,
He sat in a meadow just shaking his,
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick,
Their feet in the water, their hands on their,
Marbles and playthings and at half past 4,
There came a young lady, she looked like a,
Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass,
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her,
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy ducks,
She said she was learning a new way to bring up her children so they would not spit,
While the boys at the barnyard were shoveling,
Refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt,
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her,
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock,
He looked like a man with a sizable,
Home in the county with a big fence out front,
If he asked her politely, she’d show him her,
Little pet dog who was subject to fits,
And maybe she’d let him grab hold of her,
Small tender hands with a movement so quick,
And then she’d bend over and suck on his candy so tasty made of butterscotch,
And then he spread whipped cream all over her cookies that she had left out on her shelf,
If you think this is dirty, you can go f___ yourself!
[Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid bi-]
[Don't say it, Cartman!]
Well...
[Don't do it, Cartman!]
Well...
[I'm warning you!]
[Okay, okay.]
[I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a -]
Well!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
[Shut your f*cking mouth, Cartman!]
On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
[Come on! You all know the words!]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
(Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
(Bitch!)
Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù! {Kyle's mom is a shrew, a dirty slut,}
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier, {She's the biggest bitch in the world,}
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was, {She's a stupid c*nt, if there ever was a c*nt}
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana. {She's a bitch to the boys and girls.}
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it!
Kyle's mom; she's a big fat f*cking bitch!
Big ole fat f*cking bitch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah, cha!
1960s / 1970s Country singer Glen Campbell's, " Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife". 😏
(It's a real song,....
sooo cheesy!) 🙄😁
https://youtu.be/LonUQ5o-vLc
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL kyles mom is a bitch shes a big fat bitch she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world if there ever was a bitch shes the biggest bitch shes a bitch to all the boys and girls
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach down in my pocket, and see what it iiissss
Give it alittle SQUEEZE n say how do you dooo
Nah its Christmas time is once a year every creature holds it dear every animal big or small Christmas means so much to use all.
‘It’s Christmas time’ ‘All down the line’ I don’t even remember what that is from, but that came into my mind when I saw “it’s Christmas time”
Critter Christmas episode.
I knew that, love that episode. But I saying that I couldn’t remember where the lines I said that came to my mind were from.
Whoops my bad sorry bud.
No worries!
WELLLLLLLLLLL
Kyles mom is a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She’s a stupid bitch
if there ever was a bitch
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she’s a bitch
on wednesday through saturday she's a bitch
On Sunday just to be different she's a super Kamehameha bitch!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!!! 🟢⚪️🟠
Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual harassment… pan-da.
“Who lives in the east ‘neath a willow tree?”
sexual harassment.. pan-da!
Poker Face
Pa pa pa poker face, pa pa poker face
Ma-ma-ma-maaa
i don’t give a fuck ‘bout whales so go and hug a treeeee
Beat me to it
Fingerbang
The only true answer.. GONNA FINGER BANG BANG YOU EVERYNITE
GIRL YOU WANNA FINGER BANG AND THATS ALRIGHT
CAUSE IM THE KING OF FINGERBANG, LETS NOT FIGHT
Not sure but all I know is she’s about to sing about how her balls are big, salty and/or brown.
say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick-me-up just stick my balls in your mouth!
OHHH SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS
Times have changed, Our kids are getting worse! They won't obey their parents, They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No, blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their beady little eyes, And flapping heads so full of lies! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! We need to form a full assault! It's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, For my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, And now he's off to join the Klan! And my boy Eric once, Had my picture on his shelf, But now when I see him he tells me to f*ck myself! Well, blame Canada! Blame Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong, Since Canada came along! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway! My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true, Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue! Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too! Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! For... The smut we must stop, The trash we will stash, The laughter and fun, Must all be undone, We must blame them and cause a fuss, Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
Why did our mothers start this war? Whatthefuck are they fighting for? When did thjs song become a marathoooonnn!!
Loo loo loo I’ve got some apples
Loo loo loo, you’ve got some too
Minorities at my Water Park
What what in the butt
WAP
THERES SOME WHORES IN THIS HOUSE
That there are too many minorities in her waterpark.
Gay Fish.
I've been so lonely gurl
I’ve Been so Sad and Down!
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, He sat in a meadow just shaking his, Fist at some boys who were down by the crick, Their feet in the water, their hands on their, Marbles and playthings and at half past 4, There came a young lady, she looked like a, Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, She pulled up her dress and she showed them her, Ruffles and laces and white fluffy ducks, She said she was learning a new way to bring up her children so they would not spit, While the boys at the barnyard were shoveling, Refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt, While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her, Eyes at the fellow down by the dock, He looked like a man with a sizable, Home in the county with a big fence out front, If he asked her politely, she’d show him her, Little pet dog who was subject to fits, And maybe she’d let him grab hold of her, Small tender hands with a movement so quick, And then she’d bend over and suck on his candy so tasty made of butterscotch, And then he spread whipped cream all over her cookies that she had left out on her shelf, If you think this is dirty, you can go f___ yourself!
The Mr. Plow theme song. *"Call Mr. Plow..."*
“…that’s my name…”
"...That name again is Mr. Plow!"
Chocolate salty balls
merry f*cking christmas by mr garrison
Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down
I'm still standing.
Holding out for a hero?
Damn it, now I want a Shrek 2 parody from South Park
Mr hanky the Christmas poop
"Weeeeelll..."
kyles moms a bitch shes a big fat bitch shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if their ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Shit your fucking face uncle fucker
Let the bodies hit the floor
a song for the whole family to hear (bring the kids)
It ought to be the morning after. Chefs succubus gf.
There's got to be a morning after. If we can hold on through the night
Oh, and boys? I’m going to marry chef tomorrow.. AND THERES NOT A THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT MUHAHAHAHA
Dreidel Driedel
subarashi chinchinmono
Kintama no kami aru
Little bunny hopping through the forest
Huki huki huki huki huki lauuuuu
Some shitty K Pop song
Baby shark do do do do do do
Sicko mode
Loo-loo-loo 🎤
In the ghetto.
ohh dreidel dreidel dreidel i made you out of clay,
[Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid bi-] [Don't say it, Cartman!] Well... [Don't do it, Cartman!] Well... [I'm warning you!] [Okay, okay.] [I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a -] Well! Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. [Shut your f*cking mouth, Cartman!] On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch! [Come on! You all know the words!] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this: Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù! {Kyle's mom is a shrew, a dirty slut,} Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier, {She's the biggest bitch in the world,} Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was, {She's a stupid c*nt, if there ever was a c*nt} Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana. {She's a bitch to the boys and girls.} Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! I really mean it! Kyle's mom; she's a big fat f*cking bitch! Big ole fat f*cking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah, cha!
Somalian Pirates We
San Diego
no better place for jackin it than SAAAAN DIEGO
W.A.P
Never gonna give you up
I Don't Fuck With You by Big Sean
There's no Canada like French Canada it's the best Canada in Ze land
Ze other Canada is a shitty Canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand
What would Brian boitano do if he was hear right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian boitano'd do
Bring Me to Life
Eric don't do it, don't do it Noo! Noo!
ABCs
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honeeey. You'll do a line and I'll do a line, babe
Du Du Hast
WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL-! WENDY FOR FUCK’S SAKE I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!
Wake up Wendy
The German dance
I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down
Feeling Good on Wednesday
give a standing ovation for suicide in our nation or i will rip my own guts out without one hesitation
Two trucks having sex
My muscles my muscles involuntarily flex!
I don't like by Chief Keef and Lil Reese
Something very disgusting
Crawlingggg in my skinnnnn
Too Many Minorities
Everyone knows it’s Butters!
I had a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
2Pac - Hit Em Up (The best diss track ever)
Anything by Gorgoroth
Stand By Your Man
The censorship song
Hello, it’s me
1960s / 1970s Country singer Glen Campbell's, " Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife". 😏 (It's a real song,.... sooo cheesy!) 🙄😁 https://youtu.be/LonUQ5o-vLc
Probably that new Indiglo Girls song
If you could see me now
Eyes of a Child
Everyone is special, in their own way....
I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
WAP
Kyles mom is a big fat bitch she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
Going back to Cali
Love Gravy
Can I put my balls in yur jaws.
Kyle’s Mom is a Bitch.
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew...On Christmassss
Holy diver
Poker Face
I was gonna comment fingerbang but then I remembered that was actually the same episode 😂
“IM GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YA’, WOMAAAAN”
*Uncle Fucka*
Shut your fucking face, uncle fuckaaa
# WAP
“Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet…”
Poker face
Strap on that Jammy Pack
Kyle's mom
Under the Influence by Eminem and D12, including all the different voices
cause i’m a cweep im a weridoooo
…HEY EVERYBODY! Have you seen my balls?! They’re big and salty and brown!!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You can do it, it’s all up to you mkay
Kyle’s Mom is a Stupid Bitch in D minor
Watermelon sugar
i’m gonna make love to ya womannnn
def the shrek intro
100% nigga
The wheels on the bus
Baa baa black sheep
Glue baby buy some gluuee
Hammer Smashed Face
I’m gonna make love to ya woman, gonna lay ya down by da fire
We missed you Wendy!
Kyle's mom
Never gonna give you up
Fingerbang-bang
Shock the Monkey
Milkshake
Simon Says by Pharoe Monche
Lana del rey
kyles mom is a big fat bitch
California dreamin
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL kyles mom is a bitch shes a big fat bitch she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world if there ever was a bitch shes the biggest bitch shes a bitch to all the boys and girls
Kyle's mom is a bitch
Rap God
I’m super, thanks for asking
Lets fighting love ❤️
Cartman is sexy and kind
Thinking about playing chopsticks on a giant piano..
I hate you guys You guys are a**holes Especially Cartman I hate him the most
🎵If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of meee🎵
I waaaant it thaaaat waaaay
Ya ya ya I am Lorde ya ya ya
Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
running up that hill
Ain't No Fun
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
If I would imagine her singing some vocaloid songs
WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL-
Kyles mom is a bitch
shut your fucking face, uncle fuckaaaa
It happened in Sun Valley (If you own the Mr Hankey album you'll know this)
[This.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnMutu-0qi4)
Die motherfucker die.
Ni*** in Paris
Princess kenny part
LET'S FIGHTING LOVE
A Christian Church Song
Saturday Night (Schooly D)
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Girls, Are special in their own way.
Ice-cold beer, pickup truck. Country music, listin' shit. We got tegridy to keep us warm. That's what you get on a Colorado farm.
You fool, I can't answer the correct answer because I don't know it.