tbh, I feel like I'm probably good enough to be in x rank, but theres not really a point in trying to get to that rank if communication errors keep deciding it for me.
Gentlemans, shall we move over to private dms to decide when we'll settle our matter?
May i be so bold to suggest the splatoon discord server? I was thinking we could fight in game with private battles
Bro is having a philosophical thought on cave theory
That post above him is really making him question his reality
Bro is grounded
walled
Bro got walled in. Bro is contemplating life choices.
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Must have lost a rank-up battle.
Oof. Ik the feeling
tbh, I feel like I'm probably good enough to be in x rank, but theres not really a point in trying to get to that rank if communication errors keep deciding it for me.
That’s me if it’s seven in a row (or several series losses).
Classic trashmate am I right? Maybe someone even threw his game out of spite
Let him piss in peace!!
Great, you’ve reminded me that Inklings and Octolings piss ink
Wait… ARE WE JUST SWIMMING IN PISS AND MARKING OUR TERRITORY LIKE DOGS?!?!?!!!???
do we just piss in our bag to "recharge" our weapons?
That mental image is causing me to almost vommit in my mouth, thank you
Get MatPat on this ASAP
Wait is that canon? 💀
If you count the Splatoon manga as canon, then yeah
NAHH THATS VILE
[But true](https://x.com/its_takumiiii/status/1739239320735625534?s=46&t=c_94K5sHEpiRInEW2A-MnA)
He’s in time out
He broke the wall and he is spying on his crush
Nah, he flubbed his confession to his crush and now he's banging his head against the wall
Poor guy... i can understand his feelings...
If you see someone pressing their head against the wall, take them to the doctor. They're having neurological problems.
“This wall smells nice…”
"No talk me angy"
literally trevor gta
he just had a match where he missed the overtime football in clam blitz
"Pissing all by yourself, handsome?"
😟
Who is ever alright 🥲
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Bro got reverse 3-0'd in his X rank series
I feel called out
Jelly is concerned about you friend
FIGHT ME CALLIE FLAIR
Oh oh, you are approaching me? Instead of running away, you are coming right for me?!
I mean, that's what I've done in the past. FIGHT ME
Room for another?
ILL TAKE YOU BOTH ON JUST FIGHT ME
Gentlemans, shall we move over to private dms to decide when we'll settle our matter? May i be so bold to suggest the splatoon discord server? I was thinking we could fight in game with private battles
Of course, it would be an honor to fight alongside another callie fan
The voices
First pic made me think that they were pissing 😭
He angy
That’s the look of someone who just lost 5 ranked games in a row
literally just me
Bro's girlfriend left him💀💀
"What happened?" "Rank-Up Series"
She’s depressed
He peed his pants.
Bro's taking a piss
Must have got splatted by a Clash Blaster multiple times in an anarchy battle...
r/me_irl
He got hit by lag shots too many times
He's peeing
He’s got a massive hangover
They’re thinking about all the mistakes they made.
We play splatoon We are not ok
I once somebody BEHIND Spike. I'm not sure how, but I saw them walk out from behind him.
Blair Squid Project
Reminds me of that one image of scout tf2 in the mental asylum
No. I don’t think he is.
POV: you had someone throw the game.
He was being a bad boy so he’s in timeout now
He played Turf War past his bedtime
first pic looks like he's pissing pissing ink maybe?
Not *another* Splatoon manga reference.. God damn it that panel where they’re pissing on each other is ingrained into my brain..
yeah, i just saw the other comment i haven't even read the manga, my dumbass brain came up with this idea lmao
What actually happens after you get timed out from matches
Bro just wants to piss in peace leave bro alone 😭
Shrim fried this .. haah
They’ve been posting that for five days in a row..
Made me chuckle 😃 thanks
i need to draw this omg
Bro got put in timeout
their head is stuck in the wall probably because someone lost several anarchy/challenge battles in a row
He’s depressed 😔
I don't believe so...
He got put in timeout 
Blair Squitch Project
bro’s blair witching
Lil bro's in timeout💀
you look like a dad trying to comfort their child in the second picture
Blair Witch Project (1999)
Me fr
*insert Scout laughter here*
Bro is in the time out corner
"Hey, this wall tastes like dirt!"
The Jellyfish told him to stand in the corner, and think about what he's done.
inkling inked their splatzones, give them privacy :<
they got their head stuck in the wall and they can't do anything about it
He's taking a leak
Man must be having a bad loosing streak. Whatever he going through I get it
Me when I lose 8 matches in a row
I thought they were vomiting
The IRS caught him (he did a bit too much tax evading)
Poor guy
"bro what happened" clam blitz in rotation
He realized that Shiver will never be real and will never step on him
Face is stuck to the wall due to a mean prank. Been thinking of removing either his face or the wall.
This wall tastes like dirt
leave him alone he’s pissing