Harmony: "...Uh, good. But the shop owner insists that I'm unhygiejnic when I do that, and people yell at me when I eat cheese in public, say I should get a tissue at least. I dunno. What do you think? You like tissues?"
DUH! Gotta be DEEP CUT! Although, I guess I really like C-Side too... oh and how can you not love Off The Hook or Deadf1sh. Dang it, do I have to choose one?
Sure, I'd see if I could talk her into giving me those catalog rewards I missed out on in exchange for some...very generous donations to her salary. Or I'll just take some of her shifts while Barry's not there...
*picks up phone*
Harmony: "Your catalogue went up, I guess."
Customer: "Great! Also, STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, I forgot to buy that toaster. Y'know, for my locker."
Harmony: "The one that can BUUUUUUURN YOOOOUR BREEEEEEEEEAD?"
Customer: "Uhh, yeah? Don't they all do that?"
Harmony: "Yes! It's like they say: ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST!"
Customer: "So, Uhh..."
Harmony: "You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough cash!"
Customer: "Uhm, yeah, I guess I'm kinda low right now, actually."
Harmony: "Sorry. I don't GIVE credit! Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmmmmm..."
Customer: "Isn't there anything you can do?"
Harmony: *Rumble* "I'll pay, but only if you have LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"
Customer: "...I don't."
Harmony: "What's this, a robbery? If you think ya can take me, YA DONE!"
Customer: "What!?! No, I'm just-"
Harmony: "I'LL SHOW YOU A THING OR THREE!"
Customer: "No! Wait! I'll find some way to pay!"
Harmony: "Good. Then I won't need a bigger gun."
Customer: "Is this all because of that one metal gear reference?"
Harmony: "It's the culmination of years of boredom. But I liked your attitude!"
Customer: "You don't have to copy it!"
Harmony: "Haha, memes and references go BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BASS! BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMBLE!"
Customer: "Why can't I hang up?!?"
Harmony: "I set you up the hacked! All your phone is belong to me! You have no chance to hang up take your time!"
Customer: "AND THIS ISN'T A VIOLATION OF MY COSTUMER RIGHTS?!?"
Harmony: "Business. Business never changes."
Customer: "I have a life, you know!"
Harmony: "Okay, I believe you."
Customer: "...Is that all it took?"
Harmony: "Well, yes, but actually no."
Customer: "Gimme a break."
Harmony: "Fine. So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Customer: "Wait! I still need that toaster!"
Harmony: "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're comming right to me?"
Customer: "Yes, because I need that toaster!"
Harmony: "Ah, yes, this customer is made of customer!"
Customer: "Cut your memes and references and just sell me that toaster already!"
Harmony: "...It's fine. I was getting kinda bored, already. Not- that you're boring or anything."
Customer: "Really? I'd have thought you ran out of references or something........ NO WAI-"
Harmony: "AUTHORS OF OUR FATES; ORCHESTRATE MY FALL FROM GRACE!"
Customer: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
She’s calling Barry C. wondering how much it is to repair an air conditioner (she chewed on the cables).
Yeah I could see that happening
Nah the her clownfish would do it for attention
i would answer and then she would ask why i called her
My great grandma be like
out of the ordinary, I mean
sock drawer
Id answer and she'd somehow be asleep already
“I showed you my locker please answer me”
I don’t want your locker pics I want pictures of Spider-Man
What her clownfish sees
Bold to assume she looks in the same direction as it
I think she’s calling being I forgor to pay
Debt
Imagine being in debt with a Barbie doll
Bro she prob calling to talk about what I have bought recently
“Hey, I noticed you bought our entire stock of cheese… are you doing okay?”
Harmony: "Have you got a cheese knife?" Player: "Cheese knife? I eat it by the block!"
Harmony: "...Uh, good. But the shop owner insists that I'm unhygiejnic when I do that, and people yell at me when I eat cheese in public, say I should get a tissue at least. I dunno. What do you think? You like tissues?"
"Ya poopin'?"
The entire stock of cheese... That would be Clash Blasters in Splatoon 3 with their Splatoon 2 kits!
‘I sold the shop for a power clam”
I'd pay her... 2000 Splatcoins (I'm calling them splatcoins cause yes)
She sold it for 0.5
Welp.
Those things are legitimately quite expensive so it's not out of the question
"Hey. Is mayonnaise an instrument?" "No, Harmony, Mayonnaise is not an instrument." "..." "Horseradish isn't an instrument, either." *hangs up*
You unlocked a new title! Always Goes-To-Voicemail
Yes, She’s My Favorite Character
I don’t know why I imagine answering just for her to be like, “Come collect your catalog rewards you bum.”
Yes
This is how my grandparents facetime
Oh hell yeah. Best shopkeeper.
"So, I heard you just leveled up your catalog"
I would, but after I participated in the Pokémon Splatfest, Nemona took my phone and told me I wasn't allowed to see or battle anybody else
No :)
No Language barrier
\>Send them a threat to curse them with a hex
what the heck that's not an option that's just a statement
No, Drunk Woman can not call me!
absolutely *"hey"* "hey" it'd be perfect
> *Answers phone.* > *Screams "YES, I WILL!!!"* > *Refuses to elaborate.* > *Hangs up.*
"How did you get this number?" "You left a receipt at the store." "Very unprofessional but whatever. How's it going, bestie?"
I'm neurodivergent too, so It'd probably be a short conversation.
Or a really long one if video games are ever brought up.
Oh man, could you imagine talking about Splatoon with her? Talk about a squid eating it’s own tentacles.
"Who's your favorite shopkeeper? And what about your favorite in-game band?"
DUH! Gotta be DEEP CUT! Although, I guess I really like C-Side too... oh and how can you not love Off The Hook or Deadf1sh. Dang it, do I have to choose one?
I dunno. If Harmony actually wants to talk to me, something must be wrong.
I feel called out by this picture.
Sure, I'd see if I could talk her into giving me those catalog rewards I missed out on in exchange for some...very generous donations to her salary. Or I'll just take some of her shifts while Barry's not there...
Can't help but imagine the old Skype ringtone with this
From my queen? Obviously
Ultimate “Oh, hey”
Hang up. Block. Doxx. Go to home. Bring baseball bat. Commit crimes. Hide evidence. Blame it on the French.
How do I put this delicately... I'd rather play Tableturf Battle with Baby Jellyfish for an eternity in hell than pick up the phone.
nah
Sure
no
hell yeah
helo
For the memes
*picks up phone* Harmony: "Your catalogue went up, I guess." Customer: "Great! Also, STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, I forgot to buy that toaster. Y'know, for my locker." Harmony: "The one that can BUUUUUUURN YOOOOUR BREEEEEEEEEAD?" Customer: "Uhh, yeah? Don't they all do that?" Harmony: "Yes! It's like they say: ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST!" Customer: "So, Uhh..." Harmony: "You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough cash!" Customer: "Uhm, yeah, I guess I'm kinda low right now, actually." Harmony: "Sorry. I don't GIVE credit! Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmmmmm..." Customer: "Isn't there anything you can do?" Harmony: *Rumble* "I'll pay, but only if you have LOTSA SPAGHETTI!" Customer: "...I don't." Harmony: "What's this, a robbery? If you think ya can take me, YA DONE!" Customer: "What!?! No, I'm just-" Harmony: "I'LL SHOW YOU A THING OR THREE!" Customer: "No! Wait! I'll find some way to pay!" Harmony: "Good. Then I won't need a bigger gun." Customer: "Is this all because of that one metal gear reference?" Harmony: "It's the culmination of years of boredom. But I liked your attitude!" Customer: "You don't have to copy it!" Harmony: "Haha, memes and references go BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BASS! BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMBLE!" Customer: "Why can't I hang up?!?" Harmony: "I set you up the hacked! All your phone is belong to me! You have no chance to hang up take your time!" Customer: "AND THIS ISN'T A VIOLATION OF MY COSTUMER RIGHTS?!?" Harmony: "Business. Business never changes." Customer: "I have a life, you know!" Harmony: "Okay, I believe you." Customer: "...Is that all it took?" Harmony: "Well, yes, but actually no." Customer: "Gimme a break." Harmony: "Fine. So long, and thanks for all the fish!" Customer: "Wait! I still need that toaster!" Harmony: "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're comming right to me?" Customer: "Yes, because I need that toaster!" Harmony: "Ah, yes, this customer is made of customer!" Customer: "Cut your memes and references and just sell me that toaster already!" Harmony: "...It's fine. I was getting kinda bored, already. Not- that you're boring or anything." Customer: "Really? I'd have thought you ran out of references or something........ NO WAI-" Harmony: "AUTHORS OF OUR FATES; ORCHESTRATE MY FALL FROM GRACE!" Customer: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Of course. I would talk to her for hours, even if all she only wanted to talk about memes and nonsense.
Yes. She needs to tell me about the drug deal
Android emoji apple facetime
“hey harmony what’s up” “how does the grabby thing work”
I thought this was a Mistborn: Lost Metal meme lol
Pick up the phone baby youuuuuuuu Im in the zone baby zoooooooone
Yeah
Hell naw.
Who wouldn’t?
Hell fucking yeah
Yes because she is my favorite
"i showed you my clownfish pls respond"