"_slurrrp_ Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

Facts

First thought was this one 😂

Whenever Dean Takahashi fails at Cuphead or Doom Eternal.

Damn it you beat me too it lol

I have a song that has this line at the beginning before the music kicks in and it makes me chuckle every time

SAMEE

Best

This was my first thought too! It’s too good

"this is a load of barnacles"

“D-I HEARD THAT!”

“No one’s going anywhere until we find SpongeBob”

"Uhhhh....look, here he is!"

“That ain’t SpongeBob! SpongeBob is SQUARE!”

"I'm ready I'm ready" "No you ain't!"

“I found SquareBob”

“That’s just a cereal, besides he’s yellow”

“Ah here he is! Hey, can I go home now”

GOLD TEAM RULES!

Oh look, he's up in the sky!

Lol

”Oh brother, this guy STINKS!”

Love the delivery on that line

"Hey, hey, funny guy, I got a joke for you! What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?"

“Uh…noxious gas?”

"NO! Your act!" *audience starts laughing mockingly*

"Did you empty their wallets first Sponge boy me bob?"

I just came to post that!

BIG MEATY CLAWS!!!

“Well these claws ain’t just for attracting mates!”

BRING IT ON OLD MAN,BRING IT ON!!!

“No people, let’s be smart and bring it off”

Oh, so now the talking *cheese* is gonna preach to us!

“Wait-wait! I know tensions are high…”

https://i.redd.it/2ucs0yjmzdic1.gif

This gif looks like harlem shake video !

“SETTLE DOWN! PLEASE!”

*cue fight montage*

“There’s a deposit on that equipment people”

*clock tick* hey look, class is over

Well these claws ain’t for just FISTING mates

“Dudes! He made me experience high tide! Hawhawhawhawhawhaw….”

Poor Scooter XD

RIP scooter

Ain’t scooter purple lavender?

#MY LEG!

https://preview.redd.it/b711qafcofic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e032c892964065370db91c62431a4750d3c2b202 My leg\~

My face! My face! Also my leg, but mostly my face!

**My arm**

My Eyes!!

Beat me to it 😂

Coming to bed honey?

Yes dear..

https://preview.redd.it/wf3qvec26dic1.png?width=519&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef3fe437a8bdd176387d02a95cf9c948f85cc87c This guy needed *NO* lines and still made an impact

mhmm

I one day hope to achieve this level of contentment sitting by a fire and roasting the largest bag of marshmallows one after the next

The commitment of Starting a fire underwater just to have Roasted marshmallows

#YOU WHAAAAT????!!!

This is probably it for me lol

I guess that is pretty funny 😄

You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink and I only put in MY CUM! Bahahahahahaha

https://youtu.be/oJE2BnyomqE?si=xFG2aDzDwADByg_O Obligatory spongewave

"This is a load of barnacles!" "CHOCOLATE!" Just Mr. Lawrence's performance alone. Impressive. "Without any MILK!"

rev up those fryers, 'cause i am sure hungry for one- HELP... HELP!! MY LEG!!!

Can’t you see we’re CLOSED?!

*yeet*

Best line

I love the way Mr Krabs just casually grabs the guy in that scene.

He burnt my shake

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!”

I love the young people

*crying* “What do you need?”

*whispers* "a tailor..."

BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!!!

Pretending to drown... NOOOOOO

"Uh... I can explain"

I JUST COMMENTED THIS LOL

This was a classic: “Not at all boy!” *sniff sniff* “DEUUUAUGHHAAAGHHHH!!”

OMG YES HAHAHHA DEEAAAUUUUGGGGGHHAAGHH

look up videos of him saying this in multiple languages

So you like kicking butts, do ya? Well we’ll show you old man!!

I love young people

I don't think Fred and Old Man Jenkins count as background characters anymore Edit: and Perch Perkins

Some of them get the special treatment

"Heeeyy SpongeBobs back."

No it’s “He-heyyy SpongeBob’s back!”

Ok thanks

Just being a positive contribution to society

"Meh... I hope I don't miss again..." \*Misses\* https://i.redd.it/w10yirka2dic1.gif (He's my favorite too!)

Oh brother, THIS GUY STINKS!

Hey pal, you just blew in from stupid town

* I ate a bowl of nails this morning

Yea so?

Without any MILK.

Uh right this way

I have a left 4 dead mod where every explosion you hear "my leg!!" And every time you get biled, you hear "MY EYES!". Itll never not be funny

ghost!!! ghoooost!!! ghosttttt ...... toast.

More seaweed medley dear?

RAAAA AHHH I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC

“Hey, what do you got against the melons?” https://preview.redd.it/q9q2t6ur3eic1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4523d60cfe958b82cb6345ed53865ff7090d4b6e

this is a load of barnaclessss

I still use this line to this day

“Way to go pal. It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!!”

I’m squidward.

Are there any other squidwards I should know about?

Meow *but in a squidward accent*

I’m squidward, squidward, squidward, squidward, squidward 🎶

First background character: “My sandwich tastes like a fried boot” Second background character: “my sandwich is a fried boot!”

“Welcome to the salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?”

HOW TOUGH AM I?! https://preview.redd.it/7wn2qqa0eeic1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de7fe29f8186bb9ddb37cf164b107f54023bff9

Wow

Got any more tattoos?

Uh that won’t be necessary

Holy fish paste! IT’S A GUY!!!

"He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!"

He did?!

no……… but are we just gonna wait around until he DOES??????

https://preview.redd.it/zn6xwzekseic1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c60df94d80227d072be86a6b1bef98519e9332e “I don’t want to be a burden”

What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward! He's Squidward! You're Squidward! I'm Squidward!!! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?

Meow -Gary

How am I supposed to eat my pizza #WITHOUT MY DRINK!!!!!! #HAVEN’T YOU EVER THOUGHT OF CUSTOMER?!?!?!???

#YOU CALL YOURSELF A DELIVERY BOY?!?!?!?!?

Gold team rules!!!

Scrolled too far to find this

"uhhhh..... i can explain..." "at least i still have my personality" "sweet, sweet chocolate....i always hATED IT"

You what? Grabs SpongeBob.

Eating here was YOUR idea!


Dude, put that thing away! There are like children here!”

Hey pal you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention

WHAT THE!!??


“Wah wah waaaaaah” “WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!!”

"my wittle weg ... A few moments later.... My other wittle weg""

Hey pal, you just blown from stupid town? OR this is a load of barnacles

*Hey pal, you just blown* *From stupid town? OR this is* *A load of barnicals* \- eappleforever4 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

I have no clue why people do this but cool

Umm…I hate to break it to you bbut it’s a bot

Old man Jenkins: Where did everybody go?

It took us three days to make that. THREE DAYS!!

"Doubt it. I'm a drifter, just blew into town; heard this place was pretty tough, thought I'd check it out."

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?"

"Oh yeah, SquarePants. Well, I guess it's time to move again."

I Have A Few: “Hey Pal, You Just Blow In From Stupid Town?” “HOLY FISHPASTE!! IT’S A GUY!!!” “CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!” “Boo-Boo Keys!” And Most Importantly… MY LEG!!!!!!!

“BOO, YOU STINK!”

Make a wish honey.

*in a very dorky country accent* “Who, me?”

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin”

every morning i break my legs

And every afternoon I break my arms

Nat: (in a goofy country affect with buck teeth showing) “Did you hear that!? 800 words!!!” SpongeBob: “Yeah, I know!!!”

This is a load of barnacles

https://preview.redd.it/5oyykynflgic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28984b51fabdafaaae91ea4f57429f5f11f5ba21

Is anyone else scrolling through the comments and reading everything in the correct voices.

"Seriously, I'm just a fan. I was on my way to my seat, the door was open..."

"Dont worry spongebob hes not getting away..... oops he got away." The tattle strangler episode

“T.N.O.P”

“April fools, jerk.”

MY LEG!!! Big. Meaty. CLAWS!!!!!

"Could you show me how to tie my shoes?" "Well I would, but sadly I am only an eel"

Wooohoohoohoo!!!! Yes!! Hey, i just got my license.

I’m perch Perkins.

MY LEGS

CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE

the guy with the mop>>>>>

I knew no good will come from ctiy folks and their fl ying machines

Lifeguard " WHY!? WHY-Y-Y...?! ... WH-WHA-A-AHA-HA-HY-Y!?!? "

Every Villain is Lemons, also known as EVIL


“Hi there young people, eh-nice day today.”

https://preview.redd.it/ewbgpecbkeic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30430967248109c77b915340ee47cb004aced4e This character kills me every time with his delivery of "MY EYYYEEEESSSS!"

“Way to go buddy, it took us three days to make that potatah salad. THREE DAYS!”

"Hey, SpongeBoOoOoO--" *BOOM!*

“He’s not my thoughts” “Well THINK AGAIN!”

“I’m ready. I’m ready.” “OH NO YOU AIN’T!”

Where's My Drink?

I’m telling you… he’s huuuuuuge!

rev up those fryers

"Food... water... atmosphere..."

“oh he’s gonna pay, he’s gonna pay with interest!”

*But Daddy, I don't like pistachio 😭"

Then why did you ask for it?

DEUUEAUGH!!!

"oh that's real nice..."

Don’t just stand there, dude!! The tides coming in HAWWHAHAHAHAWAW!!!……Dude??

“Crashin’ frashin’ breakdancer!”

"Cotton Candy! Can't have a riot without cotton candy!"

Oh man…it itches

# BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! ^(MY EYESSS)

No idea why, but I loved Perch Perkins as a kid. I specifically remember taking a photo on my flip phone of me in front of my TV with Perch Perkins on it. For no reason but just to say "Me with Perch Perkins".

"It's not just a boulder... it's a rock."


donate to the children's fund? why? what have children ever done for me? *edit - not a side character quote but i love it nonetheless

No https://preview.redd.it/4n3ue34jafic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3bc2835fb123863a8f522b6f27d0a1bf5c3389

Fred

The Mailman

Free cookie?

I clearly may or may not have an obsession.

“Hey buddy, you just roll in from stupid town?”