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Embarrassed_Dust_222

You better get your ass to work tomorrow


Ok_Ambassador_4311

them bets aint paying themselves


Acceptable-Let-3621

Asap


One-Bluebird-5679

It’s Saturday


dfails16

You lost me at Nicky Lopez. Get your shit ready for work tomorrow playboy. Nicky Lopez has 0, I repeat 0 home runs this season in 208 at bats. 6 career HRs in 1900+ career ABs. My advice is take everyone on that list for under 0.5 HRs on DK or Bet MGM and you might at least double your money frfr


TamzTheDriver

> You lost me at Nicky Lopez. Get your shit ready for work tomorrow playboy. 😂😂😂


Bloodtrailinthesnow

Playboy😭😭😭😂😂😂


dfails16

😂😂😂 had to


silvershadow28

That’s so bad idk how the odds weren’t +5000 for him alone 😭


V_T_H

Nicky Lopez has one home run since the start of the 2022 season.


DolanTurnip0

That means he’s due up for one


Narcolexis

😂


TargetBetter6190

Lol it stime


jakedeanissad

Off a position player too if I remember correctly


wheres-the-dent

😭😭😭


OutOfFawks

You can retire on $250k?


JelCapitan

Well yeah. You just put that 250K on the same bet tomorrow. Easy peasy


LawyersGunsMoneyy

seriously people always say this shit and I'm over here like "that won't even pay off my house"


Thats_GhostFace

Ohhhhh Look at this guy… still has a house, quit bragging. /s


TargetBetter6190

Atleast someone has a house . .


Dat_Guy10

I can always spot a casual. If u haven’t bet the house how do you even call yourself a gambler


PracticeBaby

*humblebrag* in the wild


ImLuckyOrUsuck

Making $1 bets… maybe.


Due-Glove4808

Easily almost anywhere in the world.


OutOfFawks

Not in most countries that gamble on MLB


Due-Glove4808

How you know who gambles on mlb


OutOfFawks

I know what app OP was gambling on, which leads me to where he lives. 🤡


PracticeBaby

The Dueling Fan operates in 22 states so it does narrow it down a bit. Oh... and Ontario. I almost forgot Ontario. Many people are calling it "Where in the World is u/AgreeableChallenge75?" I will drop a theory that says he is 48 or 49 years old ('75) and a resident of Ontario (agreeable).


TheFallofPhaethon

Who tf is Mike siani? They don’t even have a picture for him lol 🤣


Cold-Pen6374

😂😂


Moneygod95

😂😂😂


Brilliant-Youth6043

rev up those fryers bro


gaylonelymillenial

Who are those people


TargetBetter6190

Lol


avidpretender

All you did was sacrifice a down payment on a McChicken


Forsaken_Address1245

Lol I just got bum rushed by the Reddit goons for attempting this… be careful they attack in packs


Ok_Edge_1486

Jesus hates christ. Now I've seen it all ....


calcton

It’s “Jesus H christ”..


Future_Gohst

Yeah... what do you think the "H" stands for?


Ranch_it_up_bro

Hitler or maybe hong


calcton

So you think it means “Jesus hates Christ”? What sense does that make?


Future_Gohst

That was a joke. I don't know or care what the H stands for.


twerking4teemo

r/BoneAppleTea


Professor_Meteor

https://preview.redd.it/ps6jq2xos58d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89143e34a445145bfde12435a61a137bb1a1be70 Tailed two of em


kvngk3n

See you Monday morning Tim


Mirrage318

Turang just hit a grandslam 9th inning lol


Mirrage318

Robin by 3 would've gave you some good change


Jaypoph

We retiring today 🫡


PoopDe

Indeed Link this


Awilliams338

No you’re not


aibro_

Should of put more than a $1 on there


DryTechnology5224

You can retire with 380k?


Key_6ixs

From sports betting bro dont be dense


CaptainJordan

Maybe a new suburban after taxes, but BOL!


StretchyyFace

Bullshit


Cautious_Offer_2939

https://preview.redd.it/c2677xhoe78d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f5480128844e0be8ae6cb190eb53d74296aa07 No one should ever use Tony bet


OkProfessor3678

You’ll be at work on Monday 🤣


TargetBetter6190

I work just so I can bet to win a bet to retire me too lol


denferno

This won’t hit but I support your determination


TheLuckyTraderAngel

Braindead 🔥


Separate-Tangelo-542

What platform is this


Practical_Letter_438

lol this sub so ridiculous…


ThisIsDCo804

Holy fuckin hell


Affectionate_Camp317

U wish u was retiring u just lost 100 bucks buddy!!


Jnav911

You mean $1.00?


solidsnake222

Retiring? You couldn’t have even bought a house if that hit lol


MichelleMariaB

Nice hit


Dependent_Candy6315

You're trying too hard pal


matbur81

Just stupid


FnWinner

Watch all these guys hit a hr tomorrow lmao.


Exciting_Platform562

That was an easy 100$ made for the books


L0kihype

I really hope he took the cash out option. 😬


No_Discussion00

Post the link gang


Striking_War2093

Someone give me advice… I placed a +3.5 basketball bet on a team it ended up drawing 74-74.. it then went into overtime and the team I backed lost by 4. Does this settle as a loss because of the overtime or is it a win because it’s 3.5+ at full time


Euphoric_Ad_8502

Loss, it accounts for the whole game including overtime


Vast-Gate8866

It’s a loss, this shit ain’t soccer playboy