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i-own-a-Jeep

They plan to make 100-150 every year (source from GM) [https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+cadillac+celestiq+will+be+made&rlz=1C1CHBD\_enUS945US945&oq=how+Cadillac+Celestiq+&gs\_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgBEAAYBxgeMgYIABBFGDkyCAgBEAAYBxgeMggIAhAAGAcYHjIICAMQABgHGB4yCAgEEAAYBxgeMggIBRAAGAcYHjIICAYQABgHGB4yBggHEEUYPNIBCDYzMDVqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+cadillac+celestiq+will+be+made&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS945US945&oq=how+Cadillac+Celestiq+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgBEAAYBxgeMgYIABBFGDkyCAgBEAAYBxgeMggIAhAAGAcYHjIICAMQABgHGB4yCAgEEAAYBxgeMggIBRAAGAcYHjIICAYQABgHGB4yBggHEEUYPNIBCDYzMDVqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)


EconomyFreakDust

Rolls Royce sold 185 Wraiths globally in 2022. There isn't a chance in hell Cadillac are touching anywhere near 100 per year. I'd be surprised if they make 100 in its entire production run.


seanmonaghan1968

It's a little ugly


buddyinjapan

Just a little?


seanmonaghan1968

That sort of money can get you less ugly


the_lamou

Or more, if that's your thing.


reno911bacon

That’s what Mary Barra is betting on.


eBell93

Ugly as sin


40ozT0Freedom

Hey leave sin out of this


Bah-Fong-Gool

Is the paint supposed to be different on the doors? And that sail panel will never look good, no matter how much time passes.


syngltrkmnd

This is almost certainly not privately owned but instead a preproduction model or test mule. Those doors appear to be covered with some fabric to disguise the shape a little. Note also lack of center caps on the wheels - there would be a Caddy crest on them. And rearward if the front wheel notice the white material there - more camo from GM.


redbeardindustries

It's got a manufacturer plate on it, definitely a test or preproduction


seanmonaghan1968

It’s like three cars put together badly


papercutninja

You mean a lot ugly


PilgrimOz

Modern day Leyland P76. That ass is fugly.


MerryFeathers

Love the word, fugly. Did you mean to write that or a typo? I love words and this one is a keeper! 👍😀


PilgrimOz

Tbh haven’t heard it in a while myself. It was pretty common thing to say in Australia (especially during the 90s. It was even in a tv show named Comedy Company taking the piss out of teenagers at the time. Time for a comeback now that a lot of things are Fugly these days ;)


MerryFeathers

Awesome! Thanks a lot for that. And you are so right about these days. Sad but true. At least we have that great word to use. 😁


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Ugly?


seanmonaghan1968

Unappealing, unsightly, to give rise to feelings of nausea


[deleted]

I think it looks great but you do you


Puzzleheaded-Ice9797

Hideous. If I could afford it I’d never waste a dime on it.


i-own-a-Jeep

Wait, only 185?!?!


zeamp

This guy cars.


suckmywake175

ELR v2.0


two40zieks7

ELR was just a Volt under disguise


jaybavaro

Except the ELR was beautiful.


suckmywake175

Amen to that!


DespyHasNiceCans

And out of those 100, I'd be surprised if they sold 1


uncleawesome

They are only making them to order.


mikeycp253

There will probably be a multi year waiting list and not everyone on the list will get one. Not sure why you think Cadillac will have trouble selling these.


Kanadianmaple

But, why?


Chipperchoi

To separate rich folks from their 350k


PorkyMcRib

Because there’s no reason to think they can sell 151.


schnazzn

Bold to assume they need to produce 100 of them.


sailZup

Strategery.


Astro_Derp

Feels more like a threat lol. This design hurts my eyes.


crankbot2000

Damn bro that ain't easy on the eyes. Nice spot though...


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

Rear screams old Citroen


theeidiot

Rear screams I modded it myself


TastyTeeth

[https://robocop.fandom.com/wiki/6000\_SUX](https://robocop.fandom.com/wiki/6000_SUX) Close?


Effective-Stand-6495

that's exactly what i thought it was.


MaleAryaStarkNoHomo

I thought it was [this](https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/the-homer-inline4.jpg) Simpson’s did it first


SmolSmonk

I mean its got nothing on a Rolls Royce but I do actually quite like the styling. Not for the price though. Maybe I'm weird but I like the old Citroens so found the Cadillac quite interesting to look at.


GyroMVS

I LOVE old Citroens, but I'm not feeling it from this. The Ioniq 6 felt much more reminiscent to me


Joe_Ronimo

Patchwork color scheme hurts my brain.


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

That’s one ugly mothefucka


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I would have loved to be in that design meeting. I just can’t image a world where a designer presented that to management and they were all like, “Yup that’s it - exactly what we wanted.”


RoomyCard44321

Also the new BMW lineup


peemao

😂 probably bmw head of design doing some freelance work for caddilac.


Christmas_Panda

Maybe BMW sent him to "help" the competition.


Brutal_Hustler

I'd like to add the Lexus mustache to this time traveller's list.


the_lamou

I mean, say what you will about the BMW grille, but at least the rest of the car looks like a BMW. This looks like that god-awfull Accord wagon-cuv Honda made for a hit moment, only worse.


RoomyCard44321

Yea the car is sexy, its just the beaver teeth lol. The normal 3 series is really good looking and all of the X lineup except for the XM and iX look good


WaterPecker

Rear of iX is hideous, why make the top half so skinny. Loose a tone of space in the back because of that and looks legit goofy.


General-Quit-2451

The M3 looks so good from the side. Then it turns and it's like, oof, jumpscare. 🦫


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

I've met BMW execs and designers. They are very German. And by that I mean reserved and formal except in a few specific areas where they suddenly become mad men. I think this is the main reason to explain their styling since 2005. They want brash and ridiculous. One of them really stands out in memory because during work he was pushing 70, dressed and spoke formally with impeccable English. After hours, he DJ'd techno, drank everyone under the table, had the thickest accent, drove like a banshee, and hit on every skirt. It was the most Jekyll and hide shit I've ever seen.


PorkyMcRib

It’s like a chopped Pontiac Aztec.


drkidkill

Whoever designed that shit should be put to death. Not really, but God damn.


periwinkle_caravan

Yes! What a comparison! It’s like the same torturer tortured both.


endsinemptiness

I’ve typed this almost note for note about the current gen of Honda Accord which is what I first thought of when I saw this thing’s big, long, sloping booty


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“I approve this design.” -Helen Keller, Sr VP of Product Operations at General Motors


MAH1977

I was thinking Aztec, but updated and a wagon, and you nailed it.


OmahaMike402

Honda Crosstour can finally laugh at something besides itself


TastyTeeth

[https://robocop.fandom.com/wiki/6000\_SUX](https://robocop.fandom.com/wiki/6000_SUX)


7of69

EXACTLY!


raz-0

It’s like someone said let’s make an ev that pays homage to a Citroen ds, but has all the awful Cadillac angular styling that is getting dated and tired. It just kind of makes me feel like we’re watching a prop car drive to the set of a bad remake of the running man. Edit: typos


DrRonnieJamesDO

Definitely saw the DS influence


forced_spontaneity

I was about to reply 'even one is too many'


DR4k0N_G

I like it


miserable-now

Like a modern take on a station wagon, but ugly. I'd be just as embarrassed to ride in this thing as I would be to ride in a cyber truck.


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ExcitingMeet2443

>The car pictured is clearly a test vehicle. Clearly, and my guess is they beat the shit out of that one with the ugly stick to make it even worse, so that people won't spontaneously vomit the first time they see a real one.


Efffro

Yeah, no. If I was in the market and could afford one, I’d buy something else not so devastatingly ugly.


uglybushes

Holy fuck is it ugly


zojobt

It looks like if a hearse, bmw 8 series and a lucid had a baby.


Dangerous-Dream-9668

It’s like a redneck maybach


7of69

It’s like they set out to make the 6000 SUX from Robocop without realizing the joke.


kremlingrasso

you can almost see the vision the designer was going for before he got to the C pillar and shat the bed.


deathsandwicheater

I find it ugly from the side, but I think it looks great from this angle: [https://www.forbes.com/wheels/news/cadillac-looks-to-its-electric-future-with-retro-inspired-celestiq/](https://www.forbes.com/wheels/news/cadillac-looks-to-its-electric-future-with-retro-inspired-celestiq/)


BillfredL

I’m about to say. This car has its angles and colors that work, and OP caught neither. (No hate directed at OP, spots in the wild work like that.)


adamisapple

That is hideous lol 340k I’d buy a used rolls


MAH1977

You can buy a used Rolls for under a $100k and a used Bentley for under $50k.


adamisapple

Score!


Spez_Spaz

With them needing 30k in mechanical work lol


arrastra

still makes total of $130k or $80k


highline9

That’s just oil and filter!


RefinedAnalPalate

That’s what they are trying to compete with. “Trying” is the key word


pnmartini

Or an RS-6 avant, and keep the extra $200k +


adamisapple

Also a good option!


givemethescotch

I think you can buy several used Rollses


RoomyCard44321

Rollies


adamisapple

A fleet then!


greenbabyshit

I'd get an M4 and a 750LI and keep the other 100k for maintenance.


Metsfan_2112

This appears to be a pre-production test mule due to the mismatched color body panels.


HOONIGAN-

It is. It has a manufacturer plate.


Marcus_Brody

I know I am in the minority, but I actually love this. It's so different and bold and almost too much in your face. The EQS is just an oval. The Model S hasn't been redesigned since like 2010. BMWs all look the same. Idek what Audi is doing. Lincoln just makes 4 versions of the Aviator. I realize it's considerably more than those cars, so visually compared to a RR is tough. Maybe it's a lack of options but this thing looks great for it's company.


Sairen-Mane

In my opinion, it reminds me of Cadillac's earlier models in the 1900s, they stand out, it's the car you easily know whoever owns one has cash. The 1934 v-16 phateon comes to mind on this


-acm

I love this too, but I love everything Cadillac makes.


ThePandaKingdom

Its very very interesting looking. Definitely give me old caddy vibes. Im not sire if i LIKE it but i definitely think its cool. Watch in 15 years every car will look like this lol. Just like the, just like that Pontiac. Lol


twd_2003

I love it. Looks vaguely cyberpunk but more importantly it’s an unabashedly flamboyant car that harkens back to when Cadillacs were the standard of the world


lj_w

I completely agree, it’s so unique I’m a fan. The road presence also seems crazy in a good way.


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Cthulhu606

My 1978 Chevy has its antenna in the windshield.


Jonny2881

So just like my 2018 Skoda?


Wierd657

My Subaru did too


captain-prax

Same with my Land Rover from almost 20 years ago for a whole lot less money.


RoomyCard44321

Fun fact: they ugly af lol


Exotic_Living5572

Same with my 2012 Civic.


cat_prophecy

Is that special? Even my 7-year-old Volvo has the antennas in the rear pillars. My old Audi had them integrated into the rear window.


hispanicausinpanic

My old 2000 accord had antennas in the glass too


DanielG165

*Shrug* I dig the look. It’s bold, it’ll turn heads, and people won’t believe that THAT is a Cadillac… Which is the point. Cadillac was all about this kind of in your face, boldly elegant looks back in the day. Plus, this is very obviously a test vehicle; it’s not gonna look as prim and proper as the final cars.


Viridae

Totally agree. If you’re trying to flex your wealth, ostentatiously different looking vehicles are precisely what that demographic is after, just think of G-wagons. Additionally, I don’t even mind the design language. Old school caddies were massive boats. I think this looks weird and cool. I don’t disagree with the general sentiment in the comments, that at this price point an RR is an objectively better purchase, but hey, maybe your country club is littered with RR and you want to stand out??


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

Rear QP looks like a different color, and yeah, definitely looks like the “M” is present between the two blocks of characters on the plate.


kwaping

It looks like they're testing something with the back end. It doesn't match the finish of rest of the car.


AvoidInsight932

its the same pre-production vehicle thats been spotted around since summer last year, hence the mismatched bodypanels and the manufacturer plate.


LeftLanePasser

[Harley Earl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harley_Earl) and [Bill Mitchell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Mitchell_(automobile_designer)) are rolling in their graves.


Earthling63

I’m thinking the Pontiac Aztek designer is still working at GM


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Earthling63

I had no idea, I’ll admit the Aztek show car looked pretty good, as was pretty typical back then. Once they got to production they changed so much.


LeftLanePasser

One thing to remember is that the person getting credit for the design is the studio chief (or head of design) not the designer that sketched (before more modern methods) the original. Occasionally the designer gets credit. My father designed the Cadillac Voyage concept in the later 80s’. Instead of then design chief, Chuck Jordan taking credit, my father was credited, and he was just an assistant studio chief. [Source](https://www.deansgarage.com/creation-of-the-cadillac-voyage-and-solitaire-concept-cars-part-1/).


fullofpaint

Cadillac has made SO many great "personal luxury" concept cars over the years, how do they skip past things like the Ciel, El Miraj, Sixteen, and put THIS in to production.


RealisticTiming

Those first two are super cool.


acoolrocket

Oh wow you weren't wrong, all 3 are much better than this.


[deleted]

I am betting this is a test car since it's in Michigan. I put money on it. There is no way Cadillac lets this thing out with mismatched body panels. And if you think about it, Celestiq hasn't been seen testing or on car reviews in the wild til now


TastyTeeth

6000 SUX [https://robocop.fandom.com/wiki/6000\_SUX](https://robocop.fandom.com/wiki/6000_SUX)


fabribat

More than should exist, it's horrendous


datnardors3

One of the ugliest cars I’ve ever seen


40ozkiller

Have you seen the 2024 Santa Fe? 


blankblank

Looks like a prop car from Back to the Future II


triforce721

Lmao!


40ozkiller

Looks worse than the Chrysler limo from Logan. 


Known-While-8935

340K is diabolical. I’ll take an Aventador


ReflectedCheese

Looks like a corpo limo from Cyberpunk, I like it but even if I could afford it I wouldn’t buy it.


Flint_Ironstag1

This ugly POS is literally the 6000 SUX from ROBOCOP.


anoftz

I'm getting slight - SLIGHT - 6000 SUX vibes from the shape.


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

[similar](https://www.google.fi/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpreviews.123rf.com%2Fimages%2Fnitinut380%2Fnitinut3801610%2Fnitinut380161000098%2F63544952-chiangmai-thailand-october-2-2016-private-old-car-citroen-cx-2400-pallas-photo-at-road-no-121-about.jpg&tbnid=_S7QwToCrBu69M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fhaljine-za-svadbe.rs%2F%3Fq%3Dcitroen-cx-page-classic-cars-and-yesterday-s-heroes-uu-bXP6ARHb&docid=XVMz7P5BeWnolM&w=1300&h=866&itg=1&hl=en-fi)


Ru4pigsizedelephants

And the doors are a different color, just like my 16 year old neighbor's '06 Jeep Compass.


RevitalizedBacon

It’s ugly because it’s a test mule, a road going prototype. The GM HQ is less than one hour away.


LorenzoBargioni

One too many


HotCarry8635

Boomer Guinea’s wet dream:


red_cerberus

That ass end gives me Taurus wagon vibes.


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Designers be like "You know what my sporty caddy coupe needs? A diaper."


badabing_76

How can something so ugly be so expensive?


SpliTTMark

If they removed the sloped back and kept the \ _ it would look better Also to long


-Omnishambles

Someone actually made a 6000 SUX? Unfortunate


DevilsLettuceTaster

6000 SUX


theloop82

It looks like the 600 SUX from Robocop


Reddit_Novice

these look straight out of cyberpunk 2077


Forza_Napoli_2

It’s what I love about it. It looks like nothing else on the road, but a Herrera GTS maybe. Not for everyone, but in the right specification, it could look seriously exotic and weird in a good fashion.


Few-Land-5927

Looks like something from RoboCop


_daisycutter

Looks like a fake car from an 80’s action scifi movie.


Cleercutter

Things fuck ugly….


cargarfar

This car is going to have the most spectacular depreciation we’ve ever seen. High end EVs already see high depreciation even from enthusiast driven manufacturers like Porsche. Rolls has their badge as a slight hedge. This is going to be stuck in neither camp.


mhubes21

it looks… yeah


JEFFSSSEI

hopefully not very many that thing is FUGLY.


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

Someone paid $340k for a cyberpunk hearse


Aartus

I bet the back seat area is really roomy


xDrakellx

One too many.


Far_Sandwich_6553

Wow, it’s like the cyber truck but with Homer flare!


EthenCarries

at 340k, none should exist. gross


MurrGawd

Hot take: it looks like a redneck monstrosity.


AhaWassup

Quick reminder to everyone this is still a prototype and the panels miss matching are from test builds


Overall_Taro8890

I’ve heard optioned out these are north of $500k. No idea why anyone would choose this over a RR spectre if they are in the market for a luxury EV at the top end.


MoodNatural

Seriously. There’s no comparison in quality. Idc what it looks like, I would never buy a 250k Cadillac even if I could easily justify the expense.


40ozkiller

I wouldn't buy it for $25k if it came from a GM plant. 


oopsbilldoggett

wtf


FluByYou

What's with the fugly two-toneish thing going on with the body panels? Can they not match paint in the GM factory?


[deleted]

It’s a prototype. Notice the manufacturer plates.


lettucelover69

[i've seen this before](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Homer?file=TheHomer)


LaxToastandTolerance

Too many, I’d say.


TheZingyZangar

U guys r hilarious 😂 Keep it chill tho. I put a tw for a reason lol


Cetnik86

It’s has an M plate so I’m guessing there aren’t many


Roboticpoultry

I wouldn’t imagine there’s more than a few dozen in existence, if that


Cunt_Eastwood_9

The planned production would see only 150 units maximum.


TrafficOnTheTwos

Would appear to be a testing mule


hlvd

Looks French 🇫🇷


GulfstreamG650

Crazy presence


Skrygore

Kinda looks like it belongs in Cuberpunk with some Maelstrom graphics on it.


mpc1226

Same plastic cladding on the back corners instead of windows to reduce visibility like the Lyriq


wrongkoi

Yall got a lot of hate for this design. While I'm not crazy about it, it does get me excited for the future of automotive design. At least companies are trying new things these days. Cars have looked so samey since ~2010


pnmartini

Well, it’s not quite cybertruck level ugly.


ElectricalCurrent446

It looks like it's a prototype, but at the same time, it looks like a funeral home car lol.


wenoc

That is one fucking ugly vehicle.


Gundam07

Huge car


psychoacer

Too many


FL_2646

They mounted the ass upside down


ozzy_thedog

I saw one of these up close in the service shop at a dealer about a year ago. I don’t care what anyone says, it looks amazing in person. Awesome presence.


livelarg

Tha That is a lotta $$ for a whole lotta ugly


jlierman000

That or a Rolls Royce….yeah I think my decision would be easy if I was a rich dude who wanted a non-performance car for $350k.


Y_Y_why

At least 1 too many.


BigBillyGoatGriff

1 too many


lotus_spit

That's a massively large car compared to that Corolla Cross beside it. Mind you that the Corolla Cross is considered a large vehicle in other countries.


ArcaneSparky

Outside look pretty ugly. But that interior looks like a spaceship, which I kinda dig


Clear-Gur-4943

Did I not get the memo? Are manufacturers having a competition to see who can make the most ridiculous design?


skitso

That’s an M-plated car


StreetFriendship1200

ugh. it's hideous!